Master of the House Lyrics
| Song | Master of the House |
| Artist | Claude-Michel Schönberg |
| Album | Les Misérables Live! Dream the Dream 2010 Cast Album (25th Anniversary) |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:03.25] | Drinkers: Come on you old pest |
| [00:04.32] | Fetch a bottle of your best |
| [00:05.58] | What's the nectar of the day? |
| [00:06.66] | |
| [00:08.74] | Théardier: Here, try this lot |
| [00:09.75] | Guaranteed to hit the spot |
| [00:11.36] | Or I'm not Théardier |
| [00:12.86] | |
| [00:13.65] | Drinkers: Gissa glass a rum |
| [00:14.13] | Landlord, over here! |
| [00:15.84] | |
| [00:16.30] | Théardier: Right away, you scum |
| [00:17.74] | Right away, Monsieur |
| [00:18.77] | |
| [00:19.40] | Diners: God this place has gone to hell |
| [00:21.14] | So you tell me every year |
| [00:22.30] | |
| [00:24.37] | Théardier: |
| [00:25.31] | My band of soaks |
| [00:27.24] | My den of dissolutes |
| [00:29.02] | My dirty jokes, my always pissed as newts. |
| [00:32.75] | My sons of whores |
| [00:34.82] | Spent their lives in my inn |
| [00:38.08] | Homing pigeons homing in |
| [00:40.57] | They fly through my doors |
| [00:45.79] | And their money's as good as yours |
| [00:48.72] | |
| [00:52.00] | Welcome, Monsieur |
| [00:53.99] | Sit yourself down |
| [00:55.52] | And meet the best innkeeper in town. |
| [01:00.94] | As for the rest, |
| [01:02.74] | All of 'em crooks |
| [01:04.46] | Rooking their guestsand cooking the books. |
| [01:07.89] | |
| [01:09.85] | Seldom do you see |
| [01:13.11] | Honest men like me |
| [01:15.82] | A gent of good intent |
| [01:18.25] | Who's content to be |
| [01:20.88] | |
| [01:21.94] | Master of the house |
| [01:23.45] | Doling out the charm |
| [01:24.90] | Ready with a handshake and an open palm |
| [01:27.70] | Tells a saucy tale |
| [01:29.10] | Makes a little stir |
| [01:30.56] | Customers appreciate a bon-viveur |
| [01:33.32] | Glad to do a friend a favor |
| [01:36.16] | Doesn't cost me to be nice |
| [01:38.96] | But nothing gets you nothing |
| [01:40.50] | Everything has got a little price! |
| [01:42.99] | |
| [01:44.60] | Master of the house |
| [01:46.00] | Keeper of the zoo |
| [01:47.40] | Ready to relieve them of a sou or two |
| [01:50.16] | Watering the wine |
| [01:51.60] | Making up the weight |
| [01:52.95] | Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight |
| [01:55.83] | Everybody loves a landlord |
| [01:58.50] | Everybody's bosom friend |
| [02:01.22] | I do whatever pleases |
| [02:02.58] | Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end! |
| [02:04.79] | |
| [02:05.49] | Master of the house |
| [02:06.77] | Quick to catch yer eye |
| [02:08.10] | Never wants a passerby to pass him by! |
| [02:10.85] | Servant to the poor |
| [02:12.23] | Butler to the great |
| [02:13.58] | Comforter, philosopher,And lifelong mate! |
| [02:16.34] | Everybody's boon companion |
| [02:19.10] | Everybody's chaperone |
| [02:21.70] | But lock up your valises |
| [02:23.14] | Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone! |
| [02:24.91] | |
| [02:29.98] | Enter Monsieur, lay down your load |
| [02:33.40] | Unlace your boots |
| [02:35.18] | And rest from the road |
| [02:38.75] | This weighs a ton |
| [02:40.26] | Travel's a curse |
| [02:42.20] | But here we strive to lighten your purse |
| [02:47.66] | Here the goose is cooked |
| [02:50.77] | Here the fat is fried |
| [02:53.50] | And nothing's overlooked till I'm satisfied... |
| [02:57.97] | |
| [02:59.00] | Food beyond compare |
| [03:00.41] | Food beyond belief |
| [03:01.85] | Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef |
| [03:04.59] | Kidney of a horse |
| [03:06.01] | Liver of a cat |
| [03:07.44] | Filling up the sausages with this and that |
| [03:10.19] | Residents are more than welcome |
| [03:13.02] | Bridal suite is occupied |
| [03:15.74] | Reasonable charges |
| [03:17.10] | Plus some little extras on the side! |
| [03:20.83] | |
| [03:21.14] | Charge 'em for the lice |
| [03:22.54] | Extra for the mice |
| [03:24.08] | Two percent for looking in the mirror twice |
| [03:26.62] | Here a little slice |
| [03:27.96] | There a little cut |
| [03:29.34] | Three percent for sleeping with the window shut |
| [03:32.02] | When it comes to fixing prices |
| [03:34.81] | There are a lot of tricks he knows |
| [03:37.55] | How it all increases |
| [03:38.93] | All those bits and pieces |
| [03:40.38] | Jesus! It's amazing how it grows! |
| [03:42.32] | |
| [03:43.05] | Master of the house |
| [03:44.34] | Quick to catch yer eye |
| [03:45.66] | Never wants a passerby to pass him by |
| [03:48.37] | Servant to the poor |
| [03:49.74] | Butler to the great |
| [03:51.08] | Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate! |
| [03:53.78] | Everybody's boon companion |
| [03:56.50] | Gives 'em everything he's got |
| [03:59.14] | Dirty bunch of geezers |
| [04:00.50] | Jesus! What a sorry little lot! |
| [04:02.58] | |
| [04:03.74] | Mrs. Théardier: |
| [04:08.77] | I used to dream |
| [04:10.24] | That I would meet a prince |
| [04:13.22] | But God Almighty, |
| [04:14.70] | Have you seen what's happened since? |
| [04:19.46] | Master of the house? Isn't worth me spit! |
| [04:23.40] | Comforter, philosopher? and lifelong shit! |
| [04:27.64] | Cunning little brain |
| [04:29.63] | Regular Voltaire |
| [04:31.78] | Thinks he's quite a lover |
| [04:33.46] | But there's not much there |
| [04:35.82] | What a cruel trick of nature |
| [04:39.38] | Landed me with such a louse |
| [04:42.05] | God knows how I've lasted |
| [04:43.27] | Living with this bastard in the house! |
| [04:45.16] | |
| [04:46.06] | Théardier & Drinkers: Master of the house! |
| [04:47.42] | Mrs. Théardier: Master and a half! |
| [04:48.68] | Théardier & Drinkers: Comforter, philosopher |
| [04:49.98] | Mrs. Théardier: Ah, don't make me laugh! |
| [04:51.32] | Théardier & Drinkers: Servant to the poor! Butler to the great! |
| [04:54.17] | Mrs. Théardier: Hypocrite and toady and inebriate! |
| [04:56.84] | Everybody bless the landlord! |
| [04:59.59] | Everybody bless his spouse! |
| [05:02.35] | Théardier: Everybody raise a glass! |
| [05:05.30] | Mrs. Théardier: Raise it up the master's arse! |
| [05:07.95] | Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house! |
| [05:10.66] |
| [00:03.25] | Drinkers: Come on you old pest |
| [00:04.32] | Fetch a bottle of your best |
| [00:05.58] | What' s the nectar of the day? |
| [00:06.66] | |
| [00:08.74] | The ardier: Here, try this lot |
| [00:09.75] | Guaranteed to hit the spot |
| [00:11.36] | Or I' m not The ardier |
| [00:12.86] | |
| [00:13.65] | Drinkers: Gissa glass a rum |
| [00:14.13] | Landlord, over here! |
| [00:15.84] | |
| [00:16.30] | The ardier: Right away, you scum |
| [00:17.74] | Right away, Monsieur |
| [00:18.77] | |
| [00:19.40] | Diners: God this place has gone to hell |
| [00:21.14] | So you tell me every year |
| [00:22.30] | |
| [00:24.37] | The ardier: |
| [00:25.31] | My band of soaks |
| [00:27.24] | My den of dissolutes |
| [00:29.02] | My dirty jokes, my always pissed as newts. |
| [00:32.75] | My sons of whores |
| [00:34.82] | Spent their lives in my inn |
| [00:38.08] | Homing pigeons homing in |
| [00:40.57] | They fly through my doors |
| [00:45.79] | And their money' s as good as yours |
| [00:48.72] | |
| [00:52.00] | Welcome, Monsieur |
| [00:53.99] | Sit yourself down |
| [00:55.52] | And meet the best innkeeper in town. |
| [01:00.94] | As for the rest, |
| [01:02.74] | All of ' em crooks |
| [01:04.46] | Rooking their guestsand cooking the books. |
| [01:07.89] | |
| [01:09.85] | Seldom do you see |
| [01:13.11] | Honest men like me |
| [01:15.82] | A gent of good intent |
| [01:18.25] | Who' s content to be |
| [01:20.88] | |
| [01:21.94] | Master of the house |
| [01:23.45] | Doling out the charm |
| [01:24.90] | Ready with a handshake and an open palm |
| [01:27.70] | Tells a saucy tale |
| [01:29.10] | Makes a little stir |
| [01:30.56] | Customers appreciate a bonviveur |
| [01:33.32] | Glad to do a friend a favor |
| [01:36.16] | Doesn' t cost me to be nice |
| [01:38.96] | But nothing gets you nothing |
| [01:40.50] | Everything has got a little price! |
| [01:42.99] | |
| [01:44.60] | Master of the house |
| [01:46.00] | Keeper of the zoo |
| [01:47.40] | Ready to relieve them of a sou or two |
| [01:50.16] | Watering the wine |
| [01:51.60] | Making up the weight |
| [01:52.95] | Pickin' up their knickknacks when they can' t see straight |
| [01:55.83] | Everybody loves a landlord |
| [01:58.50] | Everybody' s bosom friend |
| [02:01.22] | I do whatever pleases |
| [02:02.58] | Jesus! Won' t I bleed ' em in the end! |
| [02:04.79] | |
| [02:05.49] | Master of the house |
| [02:06.77] | Quick to catch yer eye |
| [02:08.10] | Never wants a passerby to pass him by! |
| [02:10.85] | Servant to the poor |
| [02:12.23] | Butler to the great |
| [02:13.58] | Comforter, philosopher, And lifelong mate! |
| [02:16.34] | Everybody' s boon companion |
| [02:19.10] | Everybody' s chaperone |
| [02:21.70] | But lock up your valises |
| [02:23.14] | Jesus! Won' t I skin you to the bone! |
| [02:24.91] | |
| [02:29.98] | Enter Monsieur, lay down your load |
| [02:33.40] | Unlace your boots |
| [02:35.18] | And rest from the road |
| [02:38.75] | This weighs a ton |
| [02:40.26] | Travel' s a curse |
| [02:42.20] | But here we strive to lighten your purse |
| [02:47.66] | Here the goose is cooked |
| [02:50.77] | Here the fat is fried |
| [02:53.50] | And nothing' s overlooked till I' m satisfied... |
| [02:57.97] | |
| [02:59.00] | Food beyond compare |
| [03:00.41] | Food beyond belief |
| [03:01.85] | Mix it in a mincer and pretend it' s beef |
| [03:04.59] | Kidney of a horse |
| [03:06.01] | Liver of a cat |
| [03:07.44] | Filling up the sausages with this and that |
| [03:10.19] | Residents are more than welcome |
| [03:13.02] | Bridal suite is occupied |
| [03:15.74] | Reasonable charges |
| [03:17.10] | Plus some little extras on the side! |
| [03:20.83] | |
| [03:21.14] | Charge ' em for the lice |
| [03:22.54] | Extra for the mice |
| [03:24.08] | Two percent for looking in the mirror twice |
| [03:26.62] | Here a little slice |
| [03:27.96] | There a little cut |
| [03:29.34] | Three percent for sleeping with the window shut |
| [03:32.02] | When it comes to fixing prices |
| [03:34.81] | There are a lot of tricks he knows |
| [03:37.55] | How it all increases |
| [03:38.93] | All those bits and pieces |
| [03:40.38] | Jesus! It' s amazing how it grows! |
| [03:42.32] | |
| [03:43.05] | Master of the house |
| [03:44.34] | Quick to catch yer eye |
| [03:45.66] | Never wants a passerby to pass him by |
| [03:48.37] | Servant to the poor |
| [03:49.74] | Butler to the great |
| [03:51.08] | Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate! |
| [03:53.78] | Everybody' s boon companion |
| [03:56.50] | Gives ' em everything he' s got |
| [03:59.14] | Dirty bunch of geezers |
| [04:00.50] | Jesus! What a sorry little lot! |
| [04:02.58] | |
| [04:03.74] | Mrs. The ardier: |
| [04:08.77] | I used to dream |
| [04:10.24] | That I would meet a prince |
| [04:13.22] | But God Almighty, |
| [04:14.70] | Have you seen what' s happened since? |
| [04:19.46] | Master of the house? Isn' t worth me spit! |
| [04:23.40] | Comforter, philosopher? and lifelong shit! |
| [04:27.64] | Cunning little brain |
| [04:29.63] | Regular Voltaire |
| [04:31.78] | Thinks he' s quite a lover |
| [04:33.46] | But there' s not much there |
| [04:35.82] | What a cruel trick of nature |
| [04:39.38] | Landed me with such a louse |
| [04:42.05] | God knows how I' ve lasted |
| [04:43.27] | Living with this bastard in the house! |
| [04:45.16] | |
| [04:46.06] | The ardier Drinkers: Master of the house! |
| [04:47.42] | Mrs. The ardier: Master and a half! |
| [04:48.68] | The ardier Drinkers: Comforter, philosopher |
| [04:49.98] | Mrs. The ardier: Ah, don' t make me laugh! |
| [04:51.32] | The ardier Drinkers: Servant to the poor! Butler to the great! |
| [04:54.17] | Mrs. The ardier: Hypocrite and toady and inebriate! |
| [04:56.84] | Everybody bless the landlord! |
| [04:59.59] | Everybody bless his spouse! |
| [05:02.35] | The ardier: Everybody raise a glass! |
| [05:05.30] | Mrs. The ardier: Raise it up the master' s arse! |
| [05:07.95] | Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house! |
| [05:10.66] |
| [00:03.25] | Drinkers: Come on you old pest |
| [00:04.32] | Fetch a bottle of your best |
| [00:05.58] | What' s the nectar of the day? |
| [00:06.66] | |
| [00:08.74] | Thé ardier: Here, try this lot |
| [00:09.75] | Guaranteed to hit the spot |
| [00:11.36] | Or I' m not Thé ardier |
| [00:12.86] | |
| [00:13.65] | Drinkers: Gissa glass a rum |
| [00:14.13] | Landlord, over here! |
| [00:15.84] | |
| [00:16.30] | Thé ardier: Right away, you scum |
| [00:17.74] | Right away, Monsieur |
| [00:18.77] | |
| [00:19.40] | Diners: God this place has gone to hell |
| [00:21.14] | So you tell me every year |
| [00:22.30] | |
| [00:24.37] | Thé ardier: |
| [00:25.31] | My band of soaks |
| [00:27.24] | My den of dissolutes |
| [00:29.02] | My dirty jokes, my always pissed as newts. |
| [00:32.75] | My sons of whores |
| [00:34.82] | Spent their lives in my inn |
| [00:38.08] | Homing pigeons homing in |
| [00:40.57] | They fly through my doors |
| [00:45.79] | And their money' s as good as yours |
| [00:48.72] | |
| [00:52.00] | Welcome, Monsieur |
| [00:53.99] | Sit yourself down |
| [00:55.52] | And meet the best innkeeper in town. |
| [01:00.94] | As for the rest, |
| [01:02.74] | All of ' em crooks |
| [01:04.46] | Rooking their guestsand cooking the books. |
| [01:07.89] | |
| [01:09.85] | Seldom do you see |
| [01:13.11] | Honest men like me |
| [01:15.82] | A gent of good intent |
| [01:18.25] | Who' s content to be |
| [01:20.88] | |
| [01:21.94] | Master of the house |
| [01:23.45] | Doling out the charm |
| [01:24.90] | Ready with a handshake and an open palm |
| [01:27.70] | Tells a saucy tale |
| [01:29.10] | Makes a little stir |
| [01:30.56] | Customers appreciate a bonviveur |
| [01:33.32] | Glad to do a friend a favor |
| [01:36.16] | Doesn' t cost me to be nice |
| [01:38.96] | But nothing gets you nothing |
| [01:40.50] | Everything has got a little price! |
| [01:42.99] | |
| [01:44.60] | Master of the house |
| [01:46.00] | Keeper of the zoo |
| [01:47.40] | Ready to relieve them of a sou or two |
| [01:50.16] | Watering the wine |
| [01:51.60] | Making up the weight |
| [01:52.95] | Pickin' up their knickknacks when they can' t see straight |
| [01:55.83] | Everybody loves a landlord |
| [01:58.50] | Everybody' s bosom friend |
| [02:01.22] | I do whatever pleases |
| [02:02.58] | Jesus! Won' t I bleed ' em in the end! |
| [02:04.79] | |
| [02:05.49] | Master of the house |
| [02:06.77] | Quick to catch yer eye |
| [02:08.10] | Never wants a passerby to pass him by! |
| [02:10.85] | Servant to the poor |
| [02:12.23] | Butler to the great |
| [02:13.58] | Comforter, philosopher, And lifelong mate! |
| [02:16.34] | Everybody' s boon companion |
| [02:19.10] | Everybody' s chaperone |
| [02:21.70] | But lock up your valises |
| [02:23.14] | Jesus! Won' t I skin you to the bone! |
| [02:24.91] | |
| [02:29.98] | Enter Monsieur, lay down your load |
| [02:33.40] | Unlace your boots |
| [02:35.18] | And rest from the road |
| [02:38.75] | This weighs a ton |
| [02:40.26] | Travel' s a curse |
| [02:42.20] | But here we strive to lighten your purse |
| [02:47.66] | Here the goose is cooked |
| [02:50.77] | Here the fat is fried |
| [02:53.50] | And nothing' s overlooked till I' m satisfied... |
| [02:57.97] | |
| [02:59.00] | Food beyond compare |
| [03:00.41] | Food beyond belief |
| [03:01.85] | Mix it in a mincer and pretend it' s beef |
| [03:04.59] | Kidney of a horse |
| [03:06.01] | Liver of a cat |
| [03:07.44] | Filling up the sausages with this and that |
| [03:10.19] | Residents are more than welcome |
| [03:13.02] | Bridal suite is occupied |
| [03:15.74] | Reasonable charges |
| [03:17.10] | Plus some little extras on the side! |
| [03:20.83] | |
| [03:21.14] | Charge ' em for the lice |
| [03:22.54] | Extra for the mice |
| [03:24.08] | Two percent for looking in the mirror twice |
| [03:26.62] | Here a little slice |
| [03:27.96] | There a little cut |
| [03:29.34] | Three percent for sleeping with the window shut |
| [03:32.02] | When it comes to fixing prices |
| [03:34.81] | There are a lot of tricks he knows |
| [03:37.55] | How it all increases |
| [03:38.93] | All those bits and pieces |
| [03:40.38] | Jesus! It' s amazing how it grows! |
| [03:42.32] | |
| [03:43.05] | Master of the house |
| [03:44.34] | Quick to catch yer eye |
| [03:45.66] | Never wants a passerby to pass him by |
| [03:48.37] | Servant to the poor |
| [03:49.74] | Butler to the great |
| [03:51.08] | Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate! |
| [03:53.78] | Everybody' s boon companion |
| [03:56.50] | Gives ' em everything he' s got |
| [03:59.14] | Dirty bunch of geezers |
| [04:00.50] | Jesus! What a sorry little lot! |
| [04:02.58] | |
| [04:03.74] | Mrs. Thé ardier: |
| [04:08.77] | I used to dream |
| [04:10.24] | That I would meet a prince |
| [04:13.22] | But God Almighty, |
| [04:14.70] | Have you seen what' s happened since? |
| [04:19.46] | Master of the house? Isn' t worth me spit! |
| [04:23.40] | Comforter, philosopher? and lifelong shit! |
| [04:27.64] | Cunning little brain |
| [04:29.63] | Regular Voltaire |
| [04:31.78] | Thinks he' s quite a lover |
| [04:33.46] | But there' s not much there |
| [04:35.82] | What a cruel trick of nature |
| [04:39.38] | Landed me with such a louse |
| [04:42.05] | God knows how I' ve lasted |
| [04:43.27] | Living with this bastard in the house! |
| [04:45.16] | |
| [04:46.06] | Thé ardier Drinkers: Master of the house! |
| [04:47.42] | Mrs. Thé ardier: Master and a half! |
| [04:48.68] | Thé ardier Drinkers: Comforter, philosopher |
| [04:49.98] | Mrs. Thé ardier: Ah, don' t make me laugh! |
| [04:51.32] | Thé ardier Drinkers: Servant to the poor! Butler to the great! |
| [04:54.17] | Mrs. Thé ardier: Hypocrite and toady and inebriate! |
| [04:56.84] | Everybody bless the landlord! |
| [04:59.59] | Everybody bless his spouse! |
| [05:02.35] | Thé ardier: Everybody raise a glass! |
| [05:05.30] | Mrs. Thé ardier: Raise it up the master' s arse! |
| [05:07.95] | Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house! |
| [05:10.66] |
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