| Song | Something Rotten! / Make An Omelette |
| Artist | Brian d'Arcy James |
| Album | Something Rotten! (Original Broadway Cast Recording) |
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| [00:12.10] | Nick:(Spoken) Alas, poor yolk, I know thee well |
| [00:15.55][00:36.88][01:33.65][02:23.68][02:28.69][03:00.44][03:28.56][03:36.69][03:37.91][04:01.65][04:11.20][05:50.12] | |
| [00:21.95][00:23.84] | There's something rotten |
| [00:25.67] | Nick & Troupe:You can smell it |
| [00:26.84] | You can tell there's something rotten |
| [00:29.29] | Now the kingdom is shot |
| [00:31.22] | And it's all gone to pot |
| [00:32.94] | Heaven help us there is something rotten |
| [00:36.10] | En! |
| [00:40.70] | Nick (Spoken):My father newly dead and the funeral |
| [00:44.26] | Boiled eggs now coldly furnished for the marriage table |
| [00:47.64] | Methinks another chef might have whisked our desperate eggs together as one |
| [00:52.03] | Will (Spoken): Pray, nephew, what dost thou mean? |
| [00:55.16] | Nick:(Spoken) Well, I'll tell you |
| [00:56.86] | The fruit of life can't always taste like sweet persimmons |
| [01:00.86] | Sometimes it's hard to swallow I'm afraid |
| [01:04.89] | But when life has handed you some lemons |
| [01:08.51] | Then hand it back a mug of lemonade |
| [01:13.40] | My father said this to me |
| [01:15.34] | That he did and then he blew me |
| [01:17.64] | Away with wisdom simple and concise |
| [01:21.76] | He said, "Eggbert, life is merely what you make of it |
| [01:26.70] | So heed this sound advice" |
| [01:36.55] | You make wine from sour grapes |
| [01:39.21] | You got a flat pancake, hey, call it a crepe |
| [01:41.64][01:51.50] | When life gives you eggs, make an omelette |
| [01:46.28] | You get cola from a nut |
| [01:48.72] | A dirty worm makes silk from out of his butt |
| [01:55.16][02:17.99][02:23.01] | Omelette |
| [01:56.09] | Nick & 3 Troupe Members:The solution to your troubles is |
| [01:59.00] | Cheese and vegetables |
| [02:01.70] | And making bacon omelette, yeah! |
| [02:05.98] | Nick:When it looks like you should quit |
| [02:08.80] | Find another way of looking at it |
| [02:11.25] | Nick & 3 Troupe Members: When life gives you eggs |
| [02:13.29] | 3 Troupe Members:You gotta make that om-om-om |
| [02:15.41][02:16.75][02:19.07][02:20.43][02:21.77][05:32.21][05:33.15][05:34.18] | Om-om-om |
| [02:27.67] | Omelette! |
| [02:33.11] | Nick (Spoken): Father! |
| [02:34.88] | Nostradamus:The solution to your troubles |
| [02:38.57] | Right here in River City |
| [02:41.36] | Shipoopi, Chicago |
| [02:43.62] | Omelette, yeah! |
| [02:45.93] | When it looks like you should quit |
| [02:48.43] | Nostradamus & Troupe:Find another way of looking at it |
| [02:50.77][02:55.64][05:23.88][05:28.11] | When life gives you eggs |
| [02:52.80][05:25.70] | Just a great big bowl of eggs |
| [02:57.79] | You gotta make that omelette |
| [03:19.02] | Nick & 3 Troupe Members:Crack, splat, psss |
| [03:21.54][03:25.50] | Crack, splat, psss |
| [03:24.12][03:27.49][03:31.61][03:32.83][03:57.66] | Make an omelette |
| [03:34.48][03:59.24] | Make an omelette now |
| [03:37.07] | Nick (Spoken): How? |
| [03:38.31] | 3 Troupe Members:First melt a tablespoon of butter in a medium frying pan |
| [03:43.40] | Over medium heat |
| [03:44.94] | And sauté the onions and green pepper 'til they're tender |
| [03:52.78] | Add the ham pieces |
| [03:55.95] | Nick:Make an omelette |
| [04:02.48] | 3 Troupe Members:Turn off the heat |
| [04:04.66] | Let the omelette sit one minute in the skillet |
| [04:08.72] | So the inside cooks right through |
| [04:35.80] | Nick:Take that egg and beat it |
| [04:39.20] | Take that egg and beat it |
| [04:41.31] | You gotta heat it and beat it, before you eat it |
| [04:43.54] | So beat that egg |
| [04:44.34][04:45.44] | Beat that egg |
| [04:46.45] | Nick & 3 Troupe Members:And that's how you make an omelette |
| [04:49.20][04:51.12] | That's how you make an omelette |
| [04:53.35] | That's how you make it |
| [04:54.70] | Woman:And I am telling you |
| [05:00.32] | I'm not gonna be an omelette |
| [05:03.49] | Oh no, no, no |
| [05:05.06] | Nick (Spoken): We really beat that omelette |
| [05:10.23] | All:You make wine from sour grapes |
| [05:12.10] | You got a flat pancake, just call it a crepe |
| [05:14.82] | When life gives you eggs, make an oh-oh-oh-omelette |
| [05:19.58] | Take an egg and pass on by |
| [05:21.24] | If your cholesterol's high, you'll probably die |
| [05:30.27] | You gotta make that om-om-om |
| [05:35.76] | For heaven's sakes! |
| [05:37.29] | It was white and yellow |
| [05:39.11][05:40.08] | And white and yellow |
| [05:41.10] | And white |
| [05:42.67] | Make an omelette! |
| [00:12.10] | Nick: Spoken Alas, poor yolk, I know thee well |
| [00:15.55][00:36.88][01:33.65][02:23.68][02:28.69][03:00.44][03:28.56][03:36.69][03:37.91][04:01.65][04:11.20][05:50.12] | |
| [00:21.95][00:23.84] | There' s something rotten |
| [00:25.67] | Nick Troupe: You can smell it |
| [00:26.84] | You can tell there' s something rotten |
| [00:29.29] | Now the kingdom is shot |
| [00:31.22] | And it' s all gone to pot |
| [00:32.94] | Heaven help us there is something rotten |
| [00:36.10] | En! |
| [00:40.70] | Nick Spoken: My father newly dead and the funeral |
| [00:44.26] | Boiled eggs now coldly furnished for the marriage table |
| [00:47.64] | Methinks another chef might have whisked our desperate eggs together as one |
| [00:52.03] | Will Spoken: Pray, nephew, what dost thou mean? |
| [00:55.16] | Nick: Spoken Well, I' ll tell you |
| [00:56.86] | The fruit of life can' t always taste like sweet persimmons |
| [01:00.86] | Sometimes it' s hard to swallow I' m afraid |
| [01:04.89] | But when life has handed you some lemons |
| [01:08.51] | Then hand it back a mug of lemonade |
| [01:13.40] | My father said this to me |
| [01:15.34] | That he did and then he blew me |
| [01:17.64] | Away with wisdom simple and concise |
| [01:21.76] | He said, " Eggbert, life is merely what you make of it |
| [01:26.70] | So heed this sound advice" |
| [01:36.55] | You make wine from sour grapes |
| [01:39.21] | You got a flat pancake, hey, call it a crepe |
| [01:41.64][01:51.50] | When life gives you eggs, make an omelette |
| [01:46.28] | You get cola from a nut |
| [01:48.72] | A dirty worm makes silk from out of his butt |
| [01:55.16][02:17.99][02:23.01] | Omelette |
| [01:56.09] | Nick 3 Troupe Members: The solution to your troubles is |
| [01:59.00] | Cheese and vegetables |
| [02:01.70] | And making bacon omelette, yeah! |
| [02:05.98] | Nick: When it looks like you should quit |
| [02:08.80] | Find another way of looking at it |
| [02:11.25] | Nick 3 Troupe Members: When life gives you eggs |
| [02:13.29] | 3 Troupe Members: You gotta make that omomom |
| [02:15.41][02:16.75][02:19.07][02:20.43][02:21.77][05:32.21][05:33.15][05:34.18] | Omomom |
| [02:27.67] | Omelette! |
| [02:33.11] | Nick Spoken: Father! |
| [02:34.88] | Nostradamus: The solution to your troubles |
| [02:38.57] | Right here in River City |
| [02:41.36] | Shipoopi, Chicago |
| [02:43.62] | Omelette, yeah! |
| [02:45.93] | When it looks like you should quit |
| [02:48.43] | Nostradamus Troupe: Find another way of looking at it |
| [02:50.77][02:55.64][05:23.88][05:28.11] | When life gives you eggs |
| [02:52.80][05:25.70] | Just a great big bowl of eggs |
| [02:57.79] | You gotta make that omelette |
| [03:19.02] | Nick 3 Troupe Members: Crack, splat, psss |
| [03:21.54][03:25.50] | Crack, splat, psss |
| [03:24.12][03:27.49][03:31.61][03:32.83][03:57.66] | Make an omelette |
| [03:34.48][03:59.24] | Make an omelette now |
| [03:37.07] | Nick Spoken: How? |
| [03:38.31] | 3 Troupe Members: First melt a tablespoon of butter in a medium frying pan |
| [03:43.40] | Over medium heat |
| [03:44.94] | And saute the onions and green pepper ' til they' re tender |
| [03:52.78] | Add the ham pieces |
| [03:55.95] | Nick: Make an omelette |
| [04:02.48] | 3 Troupe Members: Turn off the heat |
| [04:04.66] | Let the omelette sit one minute in the skillet |
| [04:08.72] | So the inside cooks right through |
| [04:35.80] | Nick: Take that egg and beat it |
| [04:39.20] | Take that egg and beat it |
| [04:41.31] | You gotta heat it and beat it, before you eat it |
| [04:43.54] | So beat that egg |
| [04:44.34][04:45.44] | Beat that egg |
| [04:46.45] | Nick 3 Troupe Members: And that' s how you make an omelette |
| [04:49.20][04:51.12] | That' s how you make an omelette |
| [04:53.35] | That' s how you make it |
| [04:54.70] | Woman: And I am telling you |
| [05:00.32] | I' m not gonna be an omelette |
| [05:03.49] | Oh no, no, no |
| [05:05.06] | Nick Spoken: We really beat that omelette |
| [05:10.23] | All: You make wine from sour grapes |
| [05:12.10] | You got a flat pancake, just call it a crepe |
| [05:14.82] | When life gives you eggs, make an ohohohomelette |
| [05:19.58] | Take an egg and pass on by |
| [05:21.24] | If your cholesterol' s high, you' ll probably die |
| [05:30.27] | You gotta make that omomom |
| [05:35.76] | For heaven' s sakes! |
| [05:37.29] | It was white and yellow |
| [05:39.11][05:40.08] | And white and yellow |
| [05:41.10] | And white |
| [05:42.67] | Make an omelette! |
| [00:12.10] | Nick: Spoken Alas, poor yolk, I know thee well |
| [00:15.55][00:36.88][01:33.65][02:23.68][02:28.69][03:00.44][03:28.56][03:36.69][03:37.91][04:01.65][04:11.20][05:50.12] | |
| [00:21.95][00:23.84] | There' s something rotten |
| [00:25.67] | Nick Troupe: You can smell it |
| [00:26.84] | You can tell there' s something rotten |
| [00:29.29] | Now the kingdom is shot |
| [00:31.22] | And it' s all gone to pot |
| [00:32.94] | Heaven help us there is something rotten |
| [00:36.10] | En! |
| [00:40.70] | Nick Spoken: My father newly dead and the funeral |
| [00:44.26] | Boiled eggs now coldly furnished for the marriage table |
| [00:47.64] | Methinks another chef might have whisked our desperate eggs together as one |
| [00:52.03] | Will Spoken: Pray, nephew, what dost thou mean? |
| [00:55.16] | Nick: Spoken Well, I' ll tell you |
| [00:56.86] | The fruit of life can' t always taste like sweet persimmons |
| [01:00.86] | Sometimes it' s hard to swallow I' m afraid |
| [01:04.89] | But when life has handed you some lemons |
| [01:08.51] | Then hand it back a mug of lemonade |
| [01:13.40] | My father said this to me |
| [01:15.34] | That he did and then he blew me |
| [01:17.64] | Away with wisdom simple and concise |
| [01:21.76] | He said, " Eggbert, life is merely what you make of it |
| [01:26.70] | So heed this sound advice" |
| [01:36.55] | You make wine from sour grapes |
| [01:39.21] | You got a flat pancake, hey, call it a crepe |
| [01:41.64][01:51.50] | When life gives you eggs, make an omelette |
| [01:46.28] | You get cola from a nut |
| [01:48.72] | A dirty worm makes silk from out of his butt |
| [01:55.16][02:17.99][02:23.01] | Omelette |
| [01:56.09] | Nick 3 Troupe Members: The solution to your troubles is |
| [01:59.00] | Cheese and vegetables |
| [02:01.70] | And making bacon omelette, yeah! |
| [02:05.98] | Nick: When it looks like you should quit |
| [02:08.80] | Find another way of looking at it |
| [02:11.25] | Nick 3 Troupe Members: When life gives you eggs |
| [02:13.29] | 3 Troupe Members: You gotta make that omomom |
| [02:15.41][02:16.75][02:19.07][02:20.43][02:21.77][05:32.21][05:33.15][05:34.18] | Omomom |
| [02:27.67] | Omelette! |
| [02:33.11] | Nick Spoken: Father! |
| [02:34.88] | Nostradamus: The solution to your troubles |
| [02:38.57] | Right here in River City |
| [02:41.36] | Shipoopi, Chicago |
| [02:43.62] | Omelette, yeah! |
| [02:45.93] | When it looks like you should quit |
| [02:48.43] | Nostradamus Troupe: Find another way of looking at it |
| [02:50.77][02:55.64][05:23.88][05:28.11] | When life gives you eggs |
| [02:52.80][05:25.70] | Just a great big bowl of eggs |
| [02:57.79] | You gotta make that omelette |
| [03:19.02] | Nick 3 Troupe Members: Crack, splat, psss |
| [03:21.54][03:25.50] | Crack, splat, psss |
| [03:24.12][03:27.49][03:31.61][03:32.83][03:57.66] | Make an omelette |
| [03:34.48][03:59.24] | Make an omelette now |
| [03:37.07] | Nick Spoken: How? |
| [03:38.31] | 3 Troupe Members: First melt a tablespoon of butter in a medium frying pan |
| [03:43.40] | Over medium heat |
| [03:44.94] | And sauté the onions and green pepper ' til they' re tender |
| [03:52.78] | Add the ham pieces |
| [03:55.95] | Nick: Make an omelette |
| [04:02.48] | 3 Troupe Members: Turn off the heat |
| [04:04.66] | Let the omelette sit one minute in the skillet |
| [04:08.72] | So the inside cooks right through |
| [04:35.80] | Nick: Take that egg and beat it |
| [04:39.20] | Take that egg and beat it |
| [04:41.31] | You gotta heat it and beat it, before you eat it |
| [04:43.54] | So beat that egg |
| [04:44.34][04:45.44] | Beat that egg |
| [04:46.45] | Nick 3 Troupe Members: And that' s how you make an omelette |
| [04:49.20][04:51.12] | That' s how you make an omelette |
| [04:53.35] | That' s how you make it |
| [04:54.70] | Woman: And I am telling you |
| [05:00.32] | I' m not gonna be an omelette |
| [05:03.49] | Oh no, no, no |
| [05:05.06] | Nick Spoken: We really beat that omelette |
| [05:10.23] | All: You make wine from sour grapes |
| [05:12.10] | You got a flat pancake, just call it a crepe |
| [05:14.82] | When life gives you eggs, make an ohohohomelette |
| [05:19.58] | Take an egg and pass on by |
| [05:21.24] | If your cholesterol' s high, you' ll probably die |
| [05:30.27] | You gotta make that omomom |
| [05:35.76] | For heaven' s sakes! |
| [05:37.29] | It was white and yellow |
| [05:39.11][05:40.08] | And white and yellow |
| [05:41.10] | And white |
| [05:42.67] | Make an omelette! |