A Musical Lyrics
| Song | A Musical |
| Artist | Brad Oscar |
| Album | Something Rotten! (Original Broadway Cast Recording) |
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| [00:00.05] | What the hell are musicals? |
| [00:01.58] | It appears to be a play where the dialog stops and the plot is conveyed through song |
| [00:07.75] | Through song? |
| [00:08.73] | Yes |
| [00:09.79] | Wait, wait, wait, so an actor is saying his lines and then out of nowhere he just starts singing? |
| [00:15.59] | Yes |
| [00:16.83] | Well that is the— |
| [00:18.45] | Stupidest thing that I have ever heard |
| [00:21.20] | You're doing a play, got something to say |
| [00:24.09] | So you sing it? It's absurd |
| [00:26.44] | Who on Earth is going to sit there |
| [00:29.01] | While an actor breaks into song? |
| [00:33.36] | What possible thought could the audience think |
| [00:37.19] | Other than "this is horribly wrong?" |
| [00:42.10] | Remarkably, they won't think that |
| [00:45.27] | (Seriously? Why not?) |
| [00:47.08] | Because— |
| [00:48.48] | It's... a... musical |
| [00:52.57] | A musical |
| [00:54.54] | And nothing's as amazing as a |
| [00:56.98] | Musical |
| [00:58.14] | With song and dance |
| [01:00.14] | And sweet romance |
| [01:02.20] | And happy endings happening |
| [01:04.24] | By happenstance |
| [01:06.08] | Bright lights, stage fights |
| [01:08.02] | And a dazzling chorus |
| [01:09.98] | You wanna be great, then you gotta create |
| [01:11.79] | A musical |
| [01:13.56] | I don't know, I find it hard to believe people would actually pay to see something like this |
| [01:17.95] | Let's just say it's a Saturday night |
| [01:19.52] | And you wanna go out on the town |
| [01:21.24] | Got a lady to flatter who might |
| [01:23.23] | Give it up if you don't let her down |
| [01:25.04] | You could go see a tragedy |
| [01:26.88] | But that wouldn't be very fun |
| [01:28.67] | Or a play from Greek mythology |
| [01:30.50] | See a mother have sex with her son |
| [01:32.75] | You could go see a drama |
| [01:35.33] | With all of that trauma and pain |
| [01:39.82] | Or go see something more relaxing |
| [01:43.96] | And less taxing on the brain |
| [01:49.06] | Go... see... a... musical |
| [01:54.75] | A musical |
| [01:56.77] | A poppy piece releasing all your |
| [01:58.90] | Blues-icals |
| [02:00.38] | Where crooners croon (Ahh) |
| [02:02.49] | A catchy tune |
| [02:04.28] | And limber-legged ladies thrill you |
| [02:06.43] | Till you swoon |
| [02:07.84] | Ooh's, ahh's, big applause |
| [02:09.93] | And a standing ovation |
| [02:11.84] | The future is bright if you could just write |
| [02:13.66] | A musical |
| [02:15.36] | Some make you happy |
| [02:17.40] | Some make you sad |
| [02:19.16] | Some are quite big |
| [02:20.73] | Some quite small |
| [02:22.54] | Some are too long |
| [02:24.58] | Some are just plays with song (Ahh) |
| [02:26.58] | Some musicals have |
| [02:28.10] | No talking at all |
| [02:31.53] | (No talking at all?) |
| [02:32.93] | That's right, there's no talking |
| [02:37.26] | All of the dialog is sung in a very dramatic fashion |
| [02:44.07] | (Um, really?) |
| [02:45.67] | Yes, really |
| [02:47.73] | (There's no talk—) |
| [02:48.65] | There's no talking |
| [02:51.21] | And they often stay on one note for a very long time |
| [02:54.96] | So that when they change to a different note,...you notice |
| [03:01.11] | And it's supposed to create a dramatic effect |
| [03:03.63] | But mostly you just sit there asking yourself, "why aren't they talking?" |
| [03:10.97] | (Sounds miserable) |
| [03:12.74] | I believe it's pronounced "misérables" |
| [03:19.90] | (And people actually like this?) |
| [03:21.43] | No! They love it! And what's not to love? |
| [03:24.13] | It's such a delight, there's nothing quite like |
| [03:26.28] | A musical |
| [03:28.04] | Ooh! Another vision! I haven't even told you the best part yet! |
| [03:32.63] | Feel that fascinating rhythm |
| [03:35.85] | Move into your feet |
| [03:37.30] | (Uh, what is that?) |
| [03:40.35] | Feel your ass gyrating |
| [03:42.52] | To that titillating beat |
| [03:44.76] | (Ooh, are you OK?) |
| [03:47.87] | You slap your lap |
| [03:49.29] | Then finger-snap |
| [03:51.34] | That's when you know it's time to tap |
| [03:56.46] | (What the hell are you doing now?) |
| [03:58.51] | It's called a dance break |
| [03:59.85] | Apparently this happens in musicals as well |
| [04:02.37] | People on stage just burst into spontaneous dance |
| [04:06.11] | (Why? Does it advance the plot?) |
| [04:07.88] | No |
| [04:08.65] | (Advance character?) |
| [04:09.83] | Not necessarily |
| [04:10.93] | (Then why do it?) |
| [04:12.23] | Because it's entertaining |
| [04:14.89] | 5-6-7-8! |
| [04:17.24] | Dance Break |
| [04:49.47] | Another vision! |
| [04:51.81] | It's a musical What do you talk? What do you talk? |
| [04:53.46] | It's a musical! A Seussical? |
| [04:55.30] | No, a musical with girls on stage |
| [04:57.16] | (A musical) |
| [04:58.76] | We've got snappy repartee |
| [05:00.06] | And the women are risqué |
| [05:02.24] | And the chorus boys are kinda gay |
| [05:04.54] | (A musical) |
| [05:06.09] | A true, blue, new |
| [05:09.10] | Musical |
| [05:17.21] | Stand back! It's a musical! |
| [05:20.86] | Some musicals are very serious |
| [05:27.16] | A big, glittering (musical, a musical) |
| [05:33.24] | (It's a mu-si-cal for us) |
| [05:39.00] | A big and shiny, mighty fine-y |
| [05:44.36] | Glitter, glitz, and chorus line-y |
| [05:46.12] | Bob your head and shake your heiney |
| [05:47.86] | Musical! |
| [05:49.38] | It's a musical |
| [05:51.33] | (It's a musical) |
| [05:53.00] | It is a musical |
| [05:54.94] | (It's a musical) |
| [05:56.75] | Yes! I get it now! |
| [05:59.91] | We'll... do... a... musical (No kidding!) |
| [06:06.07] | A musical |
| [06:09.28] | What could be more amazing than |
| [06:12.23] | A musical? |
| [06:14.61] | With song and dance |
| [06:18.27] | And sweet romance |
| [06:20.92] | And with a musical we might have |
| [06:23.36] | Half a chance |
| [06:25.23] | {Ooh's, ahh's, big applause} |
| [06:26.95] | {With everyone cheering for us} |
| [06:33.00] | And for some unexplainable reason |
| [06:37.19] | The crowd goes wild every time |
| [06:41.24] | When dancers kick in unison |
| [06:45.37] | In one big wonderful line |
| [06:50.11] | And then you got yourself a musical |
| [06:55.62] | A musical |
| [07:00.19] | A la-la-la-la-la-la-la |
| [07:03.15] | Palooz-ical |
| [07:04.94] | With flashy style |
| [07:07.02] | And a big, fake smile |
| [07:09.18] | A snazzy band, some jazzy hands |
| [07:11.54] | I swear that I'll |
| [07:13.74] | Cross my heart, hope to die |
| [07:15.59] | If it isn't a doozy |
| [07:17.52] | Take it from me |
| [07:20.55] | They'll be flocking to see |
| [07:23.96] | (Your star-lit) |
| [07:25.64] | (Won't quit) |
| [07:26.61] | (Big hit) |
| [07:27.65] | (Musical) |
| [07:40.01] | A big hit musical |
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| [00:00.05] | What the hell are musicals? |
| [00:01.58] | It appears to be a play where the dialog stops and the plot is conveyed through song |
| [00:07.75] | Through song? |
| [00:08.73] | Yes |
| [00:09.79] | Wait, wait, wait, so an actor is saying his lines and then out of nowhere he just starts singing? |
| [00:15.59] | Yes |
| [00:16.83] | Well that is the |
| [00:18.45] | Stupidest thing that I have ever heard |
| [00:21.20] | You' re doing a play, got something to say |
| [00:24.09] | So you sing it? It' s absurd |
| [00:26.44] | Who on Earth is going to sit there |
| [00:29.01] | While an actor breaks into song? |
| [00:33.36] | What possible thought could the audience think |
| [00:37.19] | Other than " this is horribly wrong?" |
| [00:42.10] | Remarkably, they won' t think that |
| [00:45.27] | Seriously? Why not? |
| [00:47.08] | Because |
| [00:48.48] | It' s... a... musical |
| [00:52.57] | A musical |
| [00:54.54] | And nothing' s as amazing as a |
| [00:56.98] | Musical |
| [00:58.14] | With song and dance |
| [01:00.14] | And sweet romance |
| [01:02.20] | And happy endings happening |
| [01:04.24] | By happenstance |
| [01:06.08] | Bright lights, stage fights |
| [01:08.02] | And a dazzling chorus |
| [01:09.98] | You wanna be great, then you gotta create |
| [01:11.79] | A musical |
| [01:13.56] | I don' t know, I find it hard to believe people would actually pay to see something like this |
| [01:17.95] | Let' s just say it' s a Saturday night |
| [01:19.52] | And you wanna go out on the town |
| [01:21.24] | Got a lady to flatter who might |
| [01:23.23] | Give it up if you don' t let her down |
| [01:25.04] | You could go see a tragedy |
| [01:26.88] | But that wouldn' t be very fun |
| [01:28.67] | Or a play from Greek mythology |
| [01:30.50] | See a mother have sex with her son |
| [01:32.75] | You could go see a drama |
| [01:35.33] | With all of that trauma and pain |
| [01:39.82] | Or go see something more relaxing |
| [01:43.96] | And less taxing on the brain |
| [01:49.06] | Go... see... a... musical |
| [01:54.75] | A musical |
| [01:56.77] | A poppy piece releasing all your |
| [01:58.90] | Bluesicals |
| [02:00.38] | Where crooners croon Ahh |
| [02:02.49] | A catchy tune |
| [02:04.28] | And limberlegged ladies thrill you |
| [02:06.43] | Till you swoon |
| [02:07.84] | Ooh' s, ahh' s, big applause |
| [02:09.93] | And a standing ovation |
| [02:11.84] | The future is bright if you could just write |
| [02:13.66] | A musical |
| [02:15.36] | Some make you happy |
| [02:17.40] | Some make you sad |
| [02:19.16] | Some are quite big |
| [02:20.73] | Some quite small |
| [02:22.54] | Some are too long |
| [02:24.58] | Some are just plays with song Ahh |
| [02:26.58] | Some musicals have |
| [02:28.10] | No talking at all |
| [02:31.53] | No talking at all? |
| [02:32.93] | That' s right, there' s no talking |
| [02:37.26] | All of the dialog is sung in a very dramatic fashion |
| [02:44.07] | Um, really? |
| [02:45.67] | Yes, really |
| [02:47.73] | There' s no talk |
| [02:48.65] | There' s no talking |
| [02:51.21] | And they often stay on one note for a very long time |
| [02:54.96] | So that when they change to a different note,... you notice |
| [03:01.11] | And it' s supposed to create a dramatic effect |
| [03:03.63] | But mostly you just sit there asking yourself, " why aren' t they talking?" |
| [03:10.97] | Sounds miserable |
| [03:12.74] | I believe it' s pronounced " mise rables" |
| [03:19.90] | And people actually like this? |
| [03:21.43] | No! They love it! And what' s not to love? |
| [03:24.13] | It' s such a delight, there' s nothing quite like |
| [03:26.28] | A musical |
| [03:28.04] | Ooh! Another vision! I haven' t even told you the best part yet! |
| [03:32.63] | Feel that fascinating rhythm |
| [03:35.85] | Move into your feet |
| [03:37.30] | Uh, what is that? |
| [03:40.35] | Feel your ass gyrating |
| [03:42.52] | To that titillating beat |
| [03:44.76] | Ooh, are you OK? |
| [03:47.87] | You slap your lap |
| [03:49.29] | Then fingersnap |
| [03:51.34] | That' s when you know it' s time to tap |
| [03:56.46] | What the hell are you doing now? |
| [03:58.51] | It' s called a dance break |
| [03:59.85] | Apparently this happens in musicals as well |
| [04:02.37] | People on stage just burst into spontaneous dance |
| [04:06.11] | Why? Does it advance the plot? |
| [04:07.88] | No |
| [04:08.65] | Advance character? |
| [04:09.83] | Not necessarily |
| [04:10.93] | Then why do it? |
| [04:12.23] | Because it' s entertaining |
| [04:14.89] | 5678! |
| [04:17.24] | Dance Break |
| [04:49.47] | Another vision! |
| [04:51.81] | It' s a musical What do you talk? What do you talk? |
| [04:53.46] | It' s a musical! A Seussical? |
| [04:55.30] | No, a musical with girls on stage |
| [04:57.16] | A musical |
| [04:58.76] | We' ve got snappy repartee |
| [05:00.06] | And the women are risque |
| [05:02.24] | And the chorus boys are kinda gay |
| [05:04.54] | A musical |
| [05:06.09] | A true, blue, new |
| [05:09.10] | Musical |
| [05:17.21] | Stand back! It' s a musical! |
| [05:20.86] | Some musicals are very serious |
| [05:27.16] | A big, glittering musical, a musical |
| [05:33.24] | It' s a musical for us |
| [05:39.00] | A big and shiny, mighty finey |
| [05:44.36] | Glitter, glitz, and chorus liney |
| [05:46.12] | Bob your head and shake your heiney |
| [05:47.86] | Musical! |
| [05:49.38] | It' s a musical |
| [05:51.33] | It' s a musical |
| [05:53.00] | It is a musical |
| [05:54.94] | It' s a musical |
| [05:56.75] | Yes! I get it now! |
| [05:59.91] | We' ll... do... a... musical No kidding! |
| [06:06.07] | A musical |
| [06:09.28] | What could be more amazing than |
| [06:12.23] | A musical? |
| [06:14.61] | With song and dance |
| [06:18.27] | And sweet romance |
| [06:20.92] | And with a musical we might have |
| [06:23.36] | Half a chance |
| [06:25.23] | Ooh' s, ahh' s, big applause |
| [06:26.95] | With everyone cheering for us |
| [06:33.00] | And for some unexplainable reason |
| [06:37.19] | The crowd goes wild every time |
| [06:41.24] | When dancers kick in unison |
| [06:45.37] | In one big wonderful line |
| [06:50.11] | And then you got yourself a musical |
| [06:55.62] | A musical |
| [07:00.19] | A lalalalalalala |
| [07:03.15] | Paloozical |
| [07:04.94] | With flashy style |
| [07:07.02] | And a big, fake smile |
| [07:09.18] | A snazzy band, some jazzy hands |
| [07:11.54] | I swear that I' ll |
| [07:13.74] | Cross my heart, hope to die |
| [07:15.59] | If it isn' t a doozy |
| [07:17.52] | Take it from me |
| [07:20.55] | They' ll be flocking to see |
| [07:23.96] | Your starlit |
| [07:25.64] | Won' t quit |
| [07:26.61] | Big hit |
| [07:27.65] | Musical |
| [07:40.01] | A big hit musical |
| ti: | |
| ar: | |
| al: | |
| offset: 0 | |
| [00:00.05] | What the hell are musicals? |
| [00:01.58] | It appears to be a play where the dialog stops and the plot is conveyed through song |
| [00:07.75] | Through song? |
| [00:08.73] | Yes |
| [00:09.79] | Wait, wait, wait, so an actor is saying his lines and then out of nowhere he just starts singing? |
| [00:15.59] | Yes |
| [00:16.83] | Well that is the |
| [00:18.45] | Stupidest thing that I have ever heard |
| [00:21.20] | You' re doing a play, got something to say |
| [00:24.09] | So you sing it? It' s absurd |
| [00:26.44] | Who on Earth is going to sit there |
| [00:29.01] | While an actor breaks into song? |
| [00:33.36] | What possible thought could the audience think |
| [00:37.19] | Other than " this is horribly wrong?" |
| [00:42.10] | Remarkably, they won' t think that |
| [00:45.27] | Seriously? Why not? |
| [00:47.08] | Because |
| [00:48.48] | It' s... a... musical |
| [00:52.57] | A musical |
| [00:54.54] | And nothing' s as amazing as a |
| [00:56.98] | Musical |
| [00:58.14] | With song and dance |
| [01:00.14] | And sweet romance |
| [01:02.20] | And happy endings happening |
| [01:04.24] | By happenstance |
| [01:06.08] | Bright lights, stage fights |
| [01:08.02] | And a dazzling chorus |
| [01:09.98] | You wanna be great, then you gotta create |
| [01:11.79] | A musical |
| [01:13.56] | I don' t know, I find it hard to believe people would actually pay to see something like this |
| [01:17.95] | Let' s just say it' s a Saturday night |
| [01:19.52] | And you wanna go out on the town |
| [01:21.24] | Got a lady to flatter who might |
| [01:23.23] | Give it up if you don' t let her down |
| [01:25.04] | You could go see a tragedy |
| [01:26.88] | But that wouldn' t be very fun |
| [01:28.67] | Or a play from Greek mythology |
| [01:30.50] | See a mother have sex with her son |
| [01:32.75] | You could go see a drama |
| [01:35.33] | With all of that trauma and pain |
| [01:39.82] | Or go see something more relaxing |
| [01:43.96] | And less taxing on the brain |
| [01:49.06] | Go... see... a... musical |
| [01:54.75] | A musical |
| [01:56.77] | A poppy piece releasing all your |
| [01:58.90] | Bluesicals |
| [02:00.38] | Where crooners croon Ahh |
| [02:02.49] | A catchy tune |
| [02:04.28] | And limberlegged ladies thrill you |
| [02:06.43] | Till you swoon |
| [02:07.84] | Ooh' s, ahh' s, big applause |
| [02:09.93] | And a standing ovation |
| [02:11.84] | The future is bright if you could just write |
| [02:13.66] | A musical |
| [02:15.36] | Some make you happy |
| [02:17.40] | Some make you sad |
| [02:19.16] | Some are quite big |
| [02:20.73] | Some quite small |
| [02:22.54] | Some are too long |
| [02:24.58] | Some are just plays with song Ahh |
| [02:26.58] | Some musicals have |
| [02:28.10] | No talking at all |
| [02:31.53] | No talking at all? |
| [02:32.93] | That' s right, there' s no talking |
| [02:37.26] | All of the dialog is sung in a very dramatic fashion |
| [02:44.07] | Um, really? |
| [02:45.67] | Yes, really |
| [02:47.73] | There' s no talk |
| [02:48.65] | There' s no talking |
| [02:51.21] | And they often stay on one note for a very long time |
| [02:54.96] | So that when they change to a different note,... you notice |
| [03:01.11] | And it' s supposed to create a dramatic effect |
| [03:03.63] | But mostly you just sit there asking yourself, " why aren' t they talking?" |
| [03:10.97] | Sounds miserable |
| [03:12.74] | I believe it' s pronounced " misé rables" |
| [03:19.90] | And people actually like this? |
| [03:21.43] | No! They love it! And what' s not to love? |
| [03:24.13] | It' s such a delight, there' s nothing quite like |
| [03:26.28] | A musical |
| [03:28.04] | Ooh! Another vision! I haven' t even told you the best part yet! |
| [03:32.63] | Feel that fascinating rhythm |
| [03:35.85] | Move into your feet |
| [03:37.30] | Uh, what is that? |
| [03:40.35] | Feel your ass gyrating |
| [03:42.52] | To that titillating beat |
| [03:44.76] | Ooh, are you OK? |
| [03:47.87] | You slap your lap |
| [03:49.29] | Then fingersnap |
| [03:51.34] | That' s when you know it' s time to tap |
| [03:56.46] | What the hell are you doing now? |
| [03:58.51] | It' s called a dance break |
| [03:59.85] | Apparently this happens in musicals as well |
| [04:02.37] | People on stage just burst into spontaneous dance |
| [04:06.11] | Why? Does it advance the plot? |
| [04:07.88] | No |
| [04:08.65] | Advance character? |
| [04:09.83] | Not necessarily |
| [04:10.93] | Then why do it? |
| [04:12.23] | Because it' s entertaining |
| [04:14.89] | 5678! |
| [04:17.24] | Dance Break |
| [04:49.47] | Another vision! |
| [04:51.81] | It' s a musical What do you talk? What do you talk? |
| [04:53.46] | It' s a musical! A Seussical? |
| [04:55.30] | No, a musical with girls on stage |
| [04:57.16] | A musical |
| [04:58.76] | We' ve got snappy repartee |
| [05:00.06] | And the women are risqué |
| [05:02.24] | And the chorus boys are kinda gay |
| [05:04.54] | A musical |
| [05:06.09] | A true, blue, new |
| [05:09.10] | Musical |
| [05:17.21] | Stand back! It' s a musical! |
| [05:20.86] | Some musicals are very serious |
| [05:27.16] | A big, glittering musical, a musical |
| [05:33.24] | It' s a musical for us |
| [05:39.00] | A big and shiny, mighty finey |
| [05:44.36] | Glitter, glitz, and chorus liney |
| [05:46.12] | Bob your head and shake your heiney |
| [05:47.86] | Musical! |
| [05:49.38] | It' s a musical |
| [05:51.33] | It' s a musical |
| [05:53.00] | It is a musical |
| [05:54.94] | It' s a musical |
| [05:56.75] | Yes! I get it now! |
| [05:59.91] | We' ll... do... a... musical No kidding! |
| [06:06.07] | A musical |
| [06:09.28] | What could be more amazing than |
| [06:12.23] | A musical? |
| [06:14.61] | With song and dance |
| [06:18.27] | And sweet romance |
| [06:20.92] | And with a musical we might have |
| [06:23.36] | Half a chance |
| [06:25.23] | Ooh' s, ahh' s, big applause |
| [06:26.95] | With everyone cheering for us |
| [06:33.00] | And for some unexplainable reason |
| [06:37.19] | The crowd goes wild every time |
| [06:41.24] | When dancers kick in unison |
| [06:45.37] | In one big wonderful line |
| [06:50.11] | And then you got yourself a musical |
| [06:55.62] | A musical |
| [07:00.19] | A lalalalalalala |
| [07:03.15] | Paloozical |
| [07:04.94] | With flashy style |
| [07:07.02] | And a big, fake smile |
| [07:09.18] | A snazzy band, some jazzy hands |
| [07:11.54] | I swear that I' ll |
| [07:13.74] | Cross my heart, hope to die |
| [07:15.59] | If it isn' t a doozy |
| [07:17.52] | Take it from me |
| [07:20.55] | They' ll be flocking to see |
| [07:23.96] | Your starlit |
| [07:25.64] | Won' t quit |
| [07:26.61] | Big hit |
| [07:27.65] | Musical |
| [07:40.01] | A big hit musical |
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