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| [00:02.46] | 恩啊做好准备啊，护好你们的耳朵 |
| [00:10.80] | 我今天不小心路过了长安 |
| [00:13.04] | 看到一个田螺在打奶 |
| [00:15.32] | 我擦我的眼睛没有瞎吗 |
| [00:18.14] | 突然好想笑啊 |
| [00:20.21][00:47.29][00:54.01][00:56.25][01:55.66] | 啊哈哈哈啊哈哈哈啊哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [00:38.34] | 我后来去打了一个战场 |
| [00:40.34] | 回来看到田螺还在那里 |
| [00:42.83] | 我靠那个奶妈已经开始原地读条了 |
| [00:50.76] | 哎呦喂断气儿了 |
| [00:55.22] | 我都快要笑死啦 |
| [01:05.65] | 长安走后我的队友 诶好像唱错了 |
| [01:10.04] | 长安走后我的队友突然叫我去打JJC |
| [01:14.76] | 好吧我觉得2200还是很简单的你说呢 |
| [01:19.07] | 一个小时之后我们打上了 2200 |
| [01:23.83] | 我又回到了老长安 |
| [01:26.45] | 看到那个田螺他 |
| [01:28.65][01:37.36] | 他还在打奶他还在打奶 |
| [01:35.37][01:45.17] | 他还在打奶奶 |
| [01:46.88] | 诶哟没气儿了 |
| [01:52.60] | 诶唱哪儿了 |
| [01:59.90] | 诶哟不行笑不出来了 |
| [02:02.52] | 好了好了 就这儿了 |
| [02:09.89] | 已经到极限了 |
| [02:11.32] | 我已经拼了 |
| [02:13.08] | 为了你们 |
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| [00:02.46] | en a zuo hao zhun bei a, hu hao ni men de er duo |
| [00:10.80] | wo jin tian bu xiao xin lu guo le chang an |
| [00:13.04] | kan dao yi ge tian luo zai da nai |
| [00:15.32] | wo ca wo de yan jing mei you xia ma |
| [00:18.14] | tu ran hao xiang xiao a |
| [00:20.21][00:47.29][00:54.01][00:56.25][01:55.66] | a ha ha ha a ha ha ha a ha ha ha ha ha |
| [00:38.34] | wo hou lai qu da le yi ge zhan chang |
| [00:40.34] | hui lai kan dao tian luo hai zai na li |
| [00:42.83] | wo kao na ge nai ma yi jing kai shi yuan di du tiao le |
| [00:50.76] | ai you wei duan qi er le |
| [00:55.22] | wo dou kuai yao xiao si la |
| [01:05.65] | chang an zou hou wo de dui you ei hao xiang chang cuo le |
| [01:10.04] | chang an zou hou wo de dui you tu ran jiao wo qu da JJC |
| [01:14.76] | hao ba wo jue de 2200 hai shi hen jian dan de ni shuo ne |
| [01:19.07] | yi ge xiao shi zhi hou wo men da shang le 2200 |
| [01:23.83] | wo you hui dao le lao chang an |
| [01:26.45] | kan dao na ge tian luo ta |
| [01:28.65][01:37.36] | ta hai zai da nai ta hai zai da nai |
| [01:35.37][01:45.17] | ta hai zai da nai nai |
| [01:46.88] | ei yo mei qi er le |
| [01:52.60] | ei chang na er le |
| [01:59.90] | ei yo bu xing xiao bu chu lai le |
| [02:02.52] | hao le hao le jiu zhe er le |
| [02:09.89] | yi jing dao ji xian le |
| [02:11.32] | wo yi jing pin le |
| [02:13.08] | wei le ni men |
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| [00:02.46] | ēn a zuò hǎo zhǔn bèi a, hù hǎo nǐ men de ěr duǒ |
| [00:10.80] | wǒ jīn tiān bù xiǎo xīn lù guò le cháng ān |
| [00:13.04] | kàn dào yí gè tián luó zài dǎ nǎi |
| [00:15.32] | wǒ cā wǒ de yǎn jīng méi yǒu xiā ma |
| [00:18.14] | tū rán hǎo xiǎng xiào a |
| [00:20.21][00:47.29][00:54.01][00:56.25][01:55.66] | ā hā hā hā ā hā hā hā ā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [00:38.34] | wǒ hòu lái qù dǎ le yí gè zhàn chǎng |
| [00:40.34] | huí lái kàn dào tián luó hái zài nà li |
| [00:42.83] | wǒ kào nà gè nǎi mā yǐ jīng kāi shǐ yuán dì dú tiáo le |
| [00:50.76] | āi yōu wèi duàn qì ér le |
| [00:55.22] | wǒ dōu kuài yào xiào sǐ la |
| [01:05.65] | cháng ān zǒu hòu wǒ de duì yǒu éi hǎo xiàng chàng cuò le |
| [01:10.04] | cháng ān zǒu hòu wǒ de duì yǒu tū rán jiào wǒ qù dǎ JJC |
| [01:14.76] | hǎo ba wǒ jué de 2200 hái shì hěn jiǎn dān de nǐ shuō ne |
| [01:19.07] | yí gè xiǎo shí zhī hòu wǒ men dǎ shàng le 2200 |
| [01:23.83] | wǒ yòu huí dào le lǎo cháng ān |
| [01:26.45] | kàn dào nà gè tián luó tā |
| [01:28.65][01:37.36] | tā hái zài dǎ nǎi tā hái zài dǎ nǎi |
| [01:35.37][01:45.17] | tā hái zài dǎ nǎi nǎi |
| [01:46.88] | éi yō méi qì ér le |
| [01:52.60] | éi chàng nǎ ér le |
| [01:59.90] | éi yō bù xíng xiào bù chū lái le |
| [02:02.52] | hǎo le hǎo le jiù zhè ér le |
| [02:09.89] | yǐ jīng dào jí xiàn le |
| [02:11.32] | wǒ yǐ jīng pīn le |
| [02:13.08] | wèi le nǐ men |
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