The Intergalactic Laxative Lyrics

Song	The Intergalactic Laxative
Artist	Donovan
Album	Cosmic Wheels
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	作词 : Donovan
	The Intergalactic Laxative
	Album: Cosmic Wheels - 1973
	I was impressed like everyone,
	When man began to fly,
	Out of earthly regions,
	To planets in the sky.
	With total media coverage,
	We watched the heros land,
	As ceremoniously
	They disturbed the cosmic sand.
	In awe with admiration,
	We listened to the talk.
	Such pride felt they,
	Such joy to be
	Upon the moon to walk.
	My romantic vision shattered,
	When it was explained to me,
	Spacemen wear old diapers
	In which they *****t and pee.
	Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
	Will get you from here to there.
	Relieve you and believe me,
	Without a worry or care.
	If *****tting is your problem,
	When you're out there in the stars,
	Oh, the intergalactic laxative
	Will get you from here to Mars.
	They don't partake like you and I,
	Of beefy burger mush.
	Their food is specially prepared
	To dissolve into slush.
	Absorbed by multi-fibers
	In the super diaper suit,
	Otherwise the slush would trickle
	Down inside the boot.
	Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
	Will get you from here to there.
	Relieve you and believe me,
	Without a worry or care.
	If *****tting is your problem
	When you're out there in the stars,
	Oh, the intergalactic laxative
	Will get you from here to Mars.
	You may well ask now what becomes
	Of liquid they consume.
	A pipe is led from ***** head
	To a unit in the room.
	The water is recirculated,
	Filtered for re-use.
	In case of anti-gravity -
	Pee gets on the loose.
	Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
	Will get you from here to there.
	Relieve you and believe me,
	Without a worry or care.
	If *****tting is your problem
	When you're out there in the stars,
	Oh, the intergalactic laxative
	Will get you from here to Mars.
	Wherever man has conquered,
	On the quest for frontiers new,
	(Da da da da)
	I'm glad that he's always had to do
	The number one and two.
	It makes it all so ordinary,
	Just like you and me,
	To know the greatest heroes,
	They had to *****t and pee.
	The intergalactic laxative
	Will get you from here to there,
	For cosmic constipation
	There's none that can compare.
	If *****tting is your problem
	When you're out there in the stars,
	Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
	The intergalactic laxative,
	The intergalactic laxative,
	Will get you from here to Mars.

	zuo ci : Donovan
	The Intergalactic Laxative
	Album: Cosmic Wheels 1973
	I was impressed like everyone,
	When man began to fly,
	Out of earthly regions,
	To planets in the sky.
	With total media coverage,
	We watched the heros land,
	As ceremoniously
	They disturbed the cosmic sand.
	In awe with admiration,
	We listened to the talk.
	Such pride felt they,
	Such joy to be
	Upon the moon to walk.
	My romantic vision shattered,
	When it was explained to me,
	Spacemen wear old diapers
	In which they t and pee.
	Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
	Will get you from here to there.
	Relieve you and believe me,
	Without a worry or care.
	If tting is your problem,
	When you' re out there in the stars,
	Oh, the intergalactic laxative
	Will get you from here to Mars.
	They don' t partake like you and I,
	Of beefy burger mush.
	Their food is specially prepared
	To dissolve into slush.
	Absorbed by multifibers
	In the super diaper suit,
	Otherwise the slush would trickle
	Down inside the boot.
	Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
	Will get you from here to there.
	Relieve you and believe me,
	Without a worry or care.
	If tting is your problem
	When you' re out there in the stars,
	Oh, the intergalactic laxative
	Will get you from here to Mars.
	You may well ask now what becomes
	Of liquid they consume.
	A pipe is led from head
	To a unit in the room.
	The water is recirculated,
	Filtered for reuse.
	In case of antigravity
	Pee gets on the loose.
	Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
	Will get you from here to there.
	Relieve you and believe me,
	Without a worry or care.
	If tting is your problem
	When you' re out there in the stars,
	Oh, the intergalactic laxative
	Will get you from here to Mars.
	Wherever man has conquered,
	On the quest for frontiers new,
	Da da da da
	I' m glad that he' s always had to do
	The number one and two.
	It makes it all so ordinary,
	Just like you and me,
	To know the greatest heroes,
	They had to t and pee.
	The intergalactic laxative
	Will get you from here to there,
	For cosmic constipation
	There' s none that can compare.
	If tting is your problem
	When you' re out there in the stars,
	Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
	The intergalactic laxative,
	The intergalactic laxative,
	Will get you from here to Mars.

	zuò cí : Donovan
	The Intergalactic Laxative
	Album: Cosmic Wheels 1973
	I was impressed like everyone,
	When man began to fly,
	Out of earthly regions,
	To planets in the sky.
	With total media coverage,
	We watched the heros land,
	As ceremoniously
	They disturbed the cosmic sand.
	In awe with admiration,
	We listened to the talk.
	Such pride felt they,
	Such joy to be
	Upon the moon to walk.
	My romantic vision shattered,
	When it was explained to me,
	Spacemen wear old diapers
	In which they t and pee.
	Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
	Will get you from here to there.
	Relieve you and believe me,
	Without a worry or care.
	If tting is your problem,
	When you' re out there in the stars,
	Oh, the intergalactic laxative
	Will get you from here to Mars.
	They don' t partake like you and I,
	Of beefy burger mush.
	Their food is specially prepared
	To dissolve into slush.
	Absorbed by multifibers
	In the super diaper suit,
	Otherwise the slush would trickle
	Down inside the boot.
	Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
	Will get you from here to there.
	Relieve you and believe me,
	Without a worry or care.
	If tting is your problem
	When you' re out there in the stars,
	Oh, the intergalactic laxative
	Will get you from here to Mars.
	You may well ask now what becomes
	Of liquid they consume.
	A pipe is led from head
	To a unit in the room.
	The water is recirculated,
	Filtered for reuse.
	In case of antigravity
	Pee gets on the loose.
	Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
	Will get you from here to there.
	Relieve you and believe me,
	Without a worry or care.
	If tting is your problem
	When you' re out there in the stars,
	Oh, the intergalactic laxative
	Will get you from here to Mars.
	Wherever man has conquered,
	On the quest for frontiers new,
	Da da da da
	I' m glad that he' s always had to do
	The number one and two.
	It makes it all so ordinary,
	Just like you and me,
	To know the greatest heroes,
	They had to t and pee.
	The intergalactic laxative
	Will get you from here to there,
	For cosmic constipation
	There' s none that can compare.
	If tting is your problem
	When you' re out there in the stars,
	Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
	The intergalactic laxative,
	The intergalactic laxative,
	Will get you from here to Mars.

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