| [00:09.12] | Your uncle died |
| [00:13.12] | You're feeling low |
| [00:15.91] | You've got to bury your mama |
| [00:18.38] | But you don't know where to go |
| [00:20.88] | Your papa needs |
| [00:22.69] | His final rest |
| [00:25.64] | You got, you got, you got |
| [00:27.56] | to give them the best |
| [00:28.74] | Well |
| [00:30.78] | Come to the Fun Home |
| [00:32.85] | that's the Bechdel Funeral Home, baby |
| [00:36.08] | The Bechdel Fun Home |
| [00:38.07] | Next to Johnson's Apartments in Beach Creek |
| [00:40.94] | The Bechdel Fun Home |
| [00:43.30] | We take dead bodies every day of the week |
| [00:46.17] | So, you've got no reason to roam |
| [00:49.94] | use the Bechdel Funeral Home |
| [00:51.91] | What it is |
| [00:52.71] | What it is |
| [00:52.96] | Hoo hoo hoo |
| [00:54.78] | What it is |
| [00:54.85] | What it is |
| [00:55.52] | Now, baby |
| [00:57.07] | Sock it to me |
| [00:57.74] | Sock it to me |
| [00:58.44] | Oooo |
| [00:59.77] | Sock it to me, baby |
| [01:00.86] | Our caskets (ooo) |
| [01:03.80] | Are satin-lined (ooo) |
| [01:07.42] | And we got so many models |
| [01:09.68] | guaranteed to blow your mind |
| [01:12.15] | You know our mourners |
| [01:14.84] | so satisfied |
| [01:17.56] | They like, they like, they like |
| [01:20.02] | Our formaldehyde |
| [01:22.16] | Yeah! |
| [01:22.82] | Here at the Fun Home |
| [01:24.97] | That's the Bechdel funeral Home, baby |
| [01:28.13] | Come to the Fun Home |
| [01:30.25] | We got Kleenex and your choice of song |
| [01:33.22] | Stop by the Fun Home |
| [01:35.25] | Think of bechdel when you need to embalm |
| [01:38.44] | You've got no reason to roam |
| [01:42.00] | Use the Bechdel Funeral Home |
| [01:44.15] | What it is |
| [01:44.70] | What it is |
| [01:45.23] | Hoo, hoo, hoo |
| [01:46.85] | What it is |
| [01:47.51] | What it is |
| [01:48.06] | Hoo, hoo, hoo |
| [01:49.49] | Tell em what we got |
| [01:50.37] | Tell em what we got, Tito |
| [01:53.76] | What else have we got? |
| [01:55.37] | What else have we got, you guys? |
| [01:59.03] | Smelling salts for if you're queasy |
| [02:01.64] | Folding chairs that open easy |
| [02:04.21] | These are cool |
| [02:05.38] | You know what they are? |
| [02:06.57] | Flags with magnets for your car |
| [02:09.16] | These are wire and they hold the flowers |
| [02:11.80] | Here's a sign for the names & the hours |
| [02:14.32] | Stand right here when you sign the book |
| [02:16.45] | This is called an aneurysm hook |
| [02:19.51] | En garde! |
| [02:20.10] | Come to the Fun Home |
| [02:24.27] | Ample parking down the street |
| [02:27.21] | Here at the Fun Home |
| [02:29.47] | Body prep that can't be beat |
| [02:33.69] | You'll like the Fun Home |
| [02:34.87] | In our hearst there's a backwards seat |
| [02:37.79] | That's why we made up this poem |
| [02:41.41] | We're the Bechdel Funeral Home |
| [02:43.38] | What it is |
| [02:44.12] | What it is |
| [02:44.73] | Hoo, hoo, hoo |
| [02:46.30] | What it is |
| [02:46.93] | What it is |
| [02:47.51] | Now, baby |
| [02:48.46] | Hoo, hoo, hoo |
| [02:50.18] |