Master Of The House Lyrics
| Song | Master Of The House |
| Artist | Claude-Michel Schönberg |
| Album | Les Miserables: Complete Symphonic Recordings |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:14.639] | Come on, you old pest! |
| [00:16.70] | Fetch a bottle of your best! |
| [00:17.330] | What's the nectar of the day? |
| [00:19.140] | |
| [00:20.460] | Here try this lot |
| [00:21.580] | Guaranteed to hit the spot |
| [00:22.900] | Or I'm not Thenardier! |
| [00:25.480] | Give us a glass of rum! |
| [00:26.660] | Landlord over here! |
| [00:28.29] | Right away you scum, |
| [00:29.279] | Right away Monsieur! |
| [00:31.150] | God, this place has gone to hell |
| [00:32.830] | So you tell me every year! |
| [00:34.440] | |
| [00:36.510] | Mine host, Thenardier |
| [00:37.320] | |
| [00:37.860] | He was there, so they say |
| [00:39.420] | At the field of Waterloo, |
| [00:41.980] | |
| [00:42.550] | Got there, it's true |
| [00:44.0] | When the fight was all through |
| [00:45.40] | But he knew just what to do! |
| [00:48.320] | Crawling through the mud, so I've heard it said |
| [00:51.60] | Picking through the pockets of the English dead |
| [00:53.840] | He made a tidy score from the spoils of war! |
| [00:59.700] | |
| [01:00.830] | My band of soaks, my den of dissolute's |
| [01:04.90] | My dirty jokes, my always pissed as newts |
| [01:07.800] | My sons of whores spend there lives in my inn, |
| [01:12.960] | |
| [01:14.270] | Homing pigeons homing in |
| [01:17.400] | They fly through my doors, |
| [01:21.840] | And their money's good as yours! |
| [01:25.500] | |
| [01:26.160] | Ain't got a clue what he put into this stew, |
| [01:28.600] | Must've scraped it off the street. |
| [01:30.190] | |
| [01:31.810] | God what a wine, Chateauneuf du Terpentine, |
| [01:34.340] | Must've pressed it with his feet! |
| [01:36.660] | Landlord over here |
| [01:38.100] | Where's the bloody man? |
| [01:39.600] | One more for the road, |
| [01:41.40] | One more slug of gin! |
| [01:42.540] | Just one more or my old man is gonna do me in... |
| [01:45.880] | |
| [01:52.820] | Welcome, Monsieur, sit yourself down |
| [01:56.190] | And meet the best innkeeper in town |
| [01:59.690] | |
| [02:00.700] | As for the rest, all of 'em crooks: |
| [02:04.380] | Rooking their guests and crooking the books |
| [02:08.299] | |
| [02:10.299] | Seldom do you see |
| [02:11.989] | |
| [02:13.109] | Honest men like me |
| [02:16.100] | A gent of good intent |
| [02:18.429] | Who's content to be |
| [02:21.500] | |
| [02:22.620] | Master of the house, doling out the charm |
| [02:25.940] | Ready with a handshake and an open palm |
| [02:28.440] | |
| [02:29.29] | Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir |
| [02:32.160] | Customers appreciate a bon-viveur |
| [02:35.220] | Glad to do a friend a favor |
| [02:38.410] | Doesn't cost me to be nice |
| [02:41.540] | But nothing gets you nothing |
| [02:41.600] | |
| [02:43.160] | Everything has got a little price! |
| [02:46.399] | |
| [02:48.399] | Master of the house, keeper of the zoo |
| [02:50.839] | Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two |
| [02:53.959] | Watering the wine, making up the weight |
| [02:57.19] | Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight |
| [03:00.140] | Everybody loves a landlord |
| [03:02.799] | |
| [03:03.269] | Everybody's bosom friend |
| [03:05.950] | I do whatever pleases |
| [03:07.660] | Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end! |
| [03:10.220] | |
| [03:11.600] | Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye |
| [03:13.899] | Never wants a passerby to pass him by |
| [03:16.839] | Servant to the poor, butler to the great |
| [03:20.489] | Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate! |
| [03:22.220] | |
| [03:22.829] | Everybody's boon companion |
| [03:25.950] | Everybody's chaperone |
| [03:29.399] | But lock up your valises |
| [03:30.519] | Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone! |
| [03:33.19] | |
| [03:38.79] | Enter Monsieur, lay down your load |
| [03:41.140] | Unlace your boots, rest from the road |
| [03:44.239] | |
| [03:46.429] | This weighs a ton, travel's a curse |
| [03:49.560] | But here we strive to lighten your purse |
| [03:53.19] | |
| [03:55.220] | Here the goose is cooked |
| [03:58.470] | Here the fat is fried |
| [03:58.489] | |
| [04:00.570] | |
| [04:01.109] | But nothing's overlooked |
| [04:04.600] | Till I'm satisfied |
| [04:06.970] | |
| [04:08.100] | Food beyond compare. Food beyond belief |
| [04:10.910] | Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef |
| [04:14.200] | Kidney of a horse, liver of a cat |
| [04:17.200] | Filling up the sausages with this and that |
| [04:20.269] | Residents are more than welcome |
| [04:21.890] | |
| [04:23.210] | Bridal suite is occupied |
| [04:26.150] | Reasonable charges |
| [04:27.900] | Plus some little extras on the side! |
| [04:30.900] | |
| [04:32.409] | Charge 'em for the lice, extra for the mice |
| [04:35.530] | Two percent for looking in the mirror twice |
| [04:38.900] | Here a little slice, there a little cut |
| [04:41.659] | Three percent for sleeping with the window shut |
| [04:45.99] | When it comes to fixing prices |
| [04:46.800] | |
| [04:47.500] | There are a lot of tricks he knows |
| [04:50.680] | How it all increases, all them bits and pieces |
| [04:53.570] | Jesus! It's amazing how it grows! |
| [04:56.940] | Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye |
| [04:59.690] | Never wants a passerby to pass him by |
| [05:02.690] | Servant to the poor, butler to the great |
| [05:05.690] | Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate! |
| [05:09.300] | Everybody's boon companion |
| [05:12.400] | Gives 'em everything he's got |
| [05:14.450] | Dirty bunch of geezers |
| [05:16.140] | Jesus! What a sorry little lot! |
| [05:18.130] | |
| [05:24.20] | I used to dream that I would meet a prince |
| [05:27.890] | But God Almighty, have you seen what's happened since? |
| [05:32.800] | |
| [05:33.920] | Master of the house? Isn't worth me spit! |
| [05:37.990] | `Comforter, philosopher' and lifelong shit! |
| [05:41.680] | Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire |
| [05:44.870] | |
| [05:45.430] | Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there |
| [05:49.120] | What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse |
| [05:55.930] | |
| [05:56.640] | God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house! |
| [06:01.950] | Master of the house! |
| [06:03.390] | Master and a half! |
| [06:05.50] | Comforter, philosopher |
| [06:05.430] | |
| [06:06.0] | Ah, don't make me laugh! |
| [06:08.60] | Servant to the poor, butler to the great |
| [06:11.0] | Hypocrite and toady and inebriate! |
| [06:14.0] | Everybody bless the landlord! |
| [06:15.969] | |
| [06:17.159] | Everybody bless his spouse! |
| [06:19.969] | Everybody raise a glass |
| [06:22.219] | |
| [06:23.409] | Raise it up the master's arse |
| [06:25.289] | |
| [06:26.240] | Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House! |
| [00:14.639] | Come on, you old pest! |
| [00:16.70] | Fetch a bottle of your best! |
| [00:17.330] | What' s the nectar of the day? |
| [00:19.140] | |
| [00:20.460] | Here try this lot |
| [00:21.580] | Guaranteed to hit the spot |
| [00:22.900] | Or I' m not Thenardier! |
| [00:25.480] | Give us a glass of rum! |
| [00:26.660] | Landlord over here! |
| [00:28.29] | Right away you scum, |
| [00:29.279] | Right away Monsieur! |
| [00:31.150] | God, this place has gone to hell |
| [00:32.830] | So you tell me every year! |
| [00:34.440] | |
| [00:36.510] | Mine host, Thenardier |
| [00:37.320] | |
| [00:37.860] | He was there, so they say |
| [00:39.420] | At the field of Waterloo, |
| [00:41.980] | |
| [00:42.550] | Got there, it' s true |
| [00:44.0] | When the fight was all through |
| [00:45.40] | But he knew just what to do! |
| [00:48.320] | Crawling through the mud, so I' ve heard it said |
| [00:51.60] | Picking through the pockets of the English dead |
| [00:53.840] | He made a tidy score from the spoils of war! |
| [00:59.700] | |
| [01:00.830] | My band of soaks, my den of dissolute' s |
| [01:04.90] | My dirty jokes, my always pissed as newts |
| [01:07.800] | My sons of whores spend there lives in my inn, |
| [01:12.960] | |
| [01:14.270] | Homing pigeons homing in |
| [01:17.400] | They fly through my doors, |
| [01:21.840] | And their money' s good as yours! |
| [01:25.500] | |
| [01:26.160] | Ain' t got a clue what he put into this stew, |
| [01:28.600] | Must' ve scraped it off the street. |
| [01:30.190] | |
| [01:31.810] | God what a wine, Chateauneuf du Terpentine, |
| [01:34.340] | Must' ve pressed it with his feet! |
| [01:36.660] | Landlord over here |
| [01:38.100] | Where' s the bloody man? |
| [01:39.600] | One more for the road, |
| [01:41.40] | One more slug of gin! |
| [01:42.540] | Just one more or my old man is gonna do me in... |
| [01:45.880] | |
| [01:52.820] | Welcome, Monsieur, sit yourself down |
| [01:56.190] | And meet the best innkeeper in town |
| [01:59.690] | |
| [02:00.700] | As for the rest, all of ' em crooks: |
| [02:04.380] | Rooking their guests and crooking the books |
| [02:08.299] | |
| [02:10.299] | Seldom do you see |
| [02:11.989] | |
| [02:13.109] | Honest men like me |
| [02:16.100] | A gent of good intent |
| [02:18.429] | Who' s content to be |
| [02:21.500] | |
| [02:22.620] | Master of the house, doling out the charm |
| [02:25.940] | Ready with a handshake and an open palm |
| [02:28.440] | |
| [02:29.29] | Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir |
| [02:32.160] | Customers appreciate a bonviveur |
| [02:35.220] | Glad to do a friend a favor |
| [02:38.410] | Doesn' t cost me to be nice |
| [02:41.540] | But nothing gets you nothing |
| [02:41.600] | |
| [02:43.160] | Everything has got a little price! |
| [02:46.399] | |
| [02:48.399] | Master of the house, keeper of the zoo |
| [02:50.839] | Ready to relieve ' em of a sou or two |
| [02:53.959] | Watering the wine, making up the weight |
| [02:57.19] | Pickin' up their knickknacks when they can' t see straight |
| [03:00.140] | Everybody loves a landlord |
| [03:02.799] | |
| [03:03.269] | Everybody' s bosom friend |
| [03:05.950] | I do whatever pleases |
| [03:07.660] | Jesus! Won' t I bleed ' em in the end! |
| [03:10.220] | |
| [03:11.600] | Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye |
| [03:13.899] | Never wants a passerby to pass him by |
| [03:16.839] | Servant to the poor, butler to the great |
| [03:20.489] | Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate! |
| [03:22.220] | |
| [03:22.829] | Everybody' s boon companion |
| [03:25.950] | Everybody' s chaperone |
| [03:29.399] | But lock up your valises |
| [03:30.519] | Jesus! Won' t I skin you to the bone! |
| [03:33.19] | |
| [03:38.79] | Enter Monsieur, lay down your load |
| [03:41.140] | Unlace your boots, rest from the road |
| [03:44.239] | |
| [03:46.429] | This weighs a ton, travel' s a curse |
| [03:49.560] | But here we strive to lighten your purse |
| [03:53.19] | |
| [03:55.220] | Here the goose is cooked |
| [03:58.470] | Here the fat is fried |
| [03:58.489] | |
| [04:00.570] | |
| [04:01.109] | But nothing' s overlooked |
| [04:04.600] | Till I' m satisfied |
| [04:06.970] | |
| [04:08.100] | Food beyond compare. Food beyond belief |
| [04:10.910] | Mix it in a mincer and pretend it' s beef |
| [04:14.200] | Kidney of a horse, liver of a cat |
| [04:17.200] | Filling up the sausages with this and that |
| [04:20.269] | Residents are more than welcome |
| [04:21.890] | |
| [04:23.210] | Bridal suite is occupied |
| [04:26.150] | Reasonable charges |
| [04:27.900] | Plus some little extras on the side! |
| [04:30.900] | |
| [04:32.409] | Charge ' em for the lice, extra for the mice |
| [04:35.530] | Two percent for looking in the mirror twice |
| [04:38.900] | Here a little slice, there a little cut |
| [04:41.659] | Three percent for sleeping with the window shut |
| [04:45.99] | When it comes to fixing prices |
| [04:46.800] | |
| [04:47.500] | There are a lot of tricks he knows |
| [04:50.680] | How it all increases, all them bits and pieces |
| [04:53.570] | Jesus! It' s amazing how it grows! |
| [04:56.940] | Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye |
| [04:59.690] | Never wants a passerby to pass him by |
| [05:02.690] | Servant to the poor, butler to the great |
| [05:05.690] | Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate! |
| [05:09.300] | Everybody' s boon companion |
| [05:12.400] | Gives ' em everything he' s got |
| [05:14.450] | Dirty bunch of geezers |
| [05:16.140] | Jesus! What a sorry little lot! |
| [05:18.130] | |
| [05:24.20] | I used to dream that I would meet a prince |
| [05:27.890] | But God Almighty, have you seen what' s happened since? |
| [05:32.800] | |
| [05:33.920] | Master of the house? Isn' t worth me spit! |
| [05:37.990] | Comforter, philosopher' and lifelong shit! |
| [05:41.680] | Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire |
| [05:44.870] | |
| [05:45.430] | Thinks he' s quite a lover but there' s not much there |
| [05:49.120] | What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse |
| [05:55.930] | |
| [05:56.640] | God knows how I' ve lasted living with this bastard in the house! |
| [06:01.950] | Master of the house! |
| [06:03.390] | Master and a half! |
| [06:05.50] | Comforter, philosopher |
| [06:05.430] | |
| [06:06.0] | Ah, don' t make me laugh! |
| [06:08.60] | Servant to the poor, butler to the great |
| [06:11.0] | Hypocrite and toady and inebriate! |
| [06:14.0] | Everybody bless the landlord! |
| [06:15.969] | |
| [06:17.159] | Everybody bless his spouse! |
| [06:19.969] | Everybody raise a glass |
| [06:22.219] | |
| [06:23.409] | Raise it up the master' s arse |
| [06:25.289] | |
| [06:26.240] | Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House! |
| [00:14.639] | Come on, you old pest! |
| [00:16.70] | Fetch a bottle of your best! |
| [00:17.330] | What' s the nectar of the day? |
| [00:19.140] | |
| [00:20.460] | Here try this lot |
| [00:21.580] | Guaranteed to hit the spot |
| [00:22.900] | Or I' m not Thenardier! |
| [00:25.480] | Give us a glass of rum! |
| [00:26.660] | Landlord over here! |
| [00:28.29] | Right away you scum, |
| [00:29.279] | Right away Monsieur! |
| [00:31.150] | God, this place has gone to hell |
| [00:32.830] | So you tell me every year! |
| [00:34.440] | |
| [00:36.510] | Mine host, Thenardier |
| [00:37.320] | |
| [00:37.860] | He was there, so they say |
| [00:39.420] | At the field of Waterloo, |
| [00:41.980] | |
| [00:42.550] | Got there, it' s true |
| [00:44.0] | When the fight was all through |
| [00:45.40] | But he knew just what to do! |
| [00:48.320] | Crawling through the mud, so I' ve heard it said |
| [00:51.60] | Picking through the pockets of the English dead |
| [00:53.840] | He made a tidy score from the spoils of war! |
| [00:59.700] | |
| [01:00.830] | My band of soaks, my den of dissolute' s |
| [01:04.90] | My dirty jokes, my always pissed as newts |
| [01:07.800] | My sons of whores spend there lives in my inn, |
| [01:12.960] | |
| [01:14.270] | Homing pigeons homing in |
| [01:17.400] | They fly through my doors, |
| [01:21.840] | And their money' s good as yours! |
| [01:25.500] | |
| [01:26.160] | Ain' t got a clue what he put into this stew, |
| [01:28.600] | Must' ve scraped it off the street. |
| [01:30.190] | |
| [01:31.810] | God what a wine, Chateauneuf du Terpentine, |
| [01:34.340] | Must' ve pressed it with his feet! |
| [01:36.660] | Landlord over here |
| [01:38.100] | Where' s the bloody man? |
| [01:39.600] | One more for the road, |
| [01:41.40] | One more slug of gin! |
| [01:42.540] | Just one more or my old man is gonna do me in... |
| [01:45.880] | |
| [01:52.820] | Welcome, Monsieur, sit yourself down |
| [01:56.190] | And meet the best innkeeper in town |
| [01:59.690] | |
| [02:00.700] | As for the rest, all of ' em crooks: |
| [02:04.380] | Rooking their guests and crooking the books |
| [02:08.299] | |
| [02:10.299] | Seldom do you see |
| [02:11.989] | |
| [02:13.109] | Honest men like me |
| [02:16.100] | A gent of good intent |
| [02:18.429] | Who' s content to be |
| [02:21.500] | |
| [02:22.620] | Master of the house, doling out the charm |
| [02:25.940] | Ready with a handshake and an open palm |
| [02:28.440] | |
| [02:29.29] | Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir |
| [02:32.160] | Customers appreciate a bonviveur |
| [02:35.220] | Glad to do a friend a favor |
| [02:38.410] | Doesn' t cost me to be nice |
| [02:41.540] | But nothing gets you nothing |
| [02:41.600] | |
| [02:43.160] | Everything has got a little price! |
| [02:46.399] | |
| [02:48.399] | Master of the house, keeper of the zoo |
| [02:50.839] | Ready to relieve ' em of a sou or two |
| [02:53.959] | Watering the wine, making up the weight |
| [02:57.19] | Pickin' up their knickknacks when they can' t see straight |
| [03:00.140] | Everybody loves a landlord |
| [03:02.799] | |
| [03:03.269] | Everybody' s bosom friend |
| [03:05.950] | I do whatever pleases |
| [03:07.660] | Jesus! Won' t I bleed ' em in the end! |
| [03:10.220] | |
| [03:11.600] | Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye |
| [03:13.899] | Never wants a passerby to pass him by |
| [03:16.839] | Servant to the poor, butler to the great |
| [03:20.489] | Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate! |
| [03:22.220] | |
| [03:22.829] | Everybody' s boon companion |
| [03:25.950] | Everybody' s chaperone |
| [03:29.399] | But lock up your valises |
| [03:30.519] | Jesus! Won' t I skin you to the bone! |
| [03:33.19] | |
| [03:38.79] | Enter Monsieur, lay down your load |
| [03:41.140] | Unlace your boots, rest from the road |
| [03:44.239] | |
| [03:46.429] | This weighs a ton, travel' s a curse |
| [03:49.560] | But here we strive to lighten your purse |
| [03:53.19] | |
| [03:55.220] | Here the goose is cooked |
| [03:58.470] | Here the fat is fried |
| [03:58.489] | |
| [04:00.570] | |
| [04:01.109] | But nothing' s overlooked |
| [04:04.600] | Till I' m satisfied |
| [04:06.970] | |
| [04:08.100] | Food beyond compare. Food beyond belief |
| [04:10.910] | Mix it in a mincer and pretend it' s beef |
| [04:14.200] | Kidney of a horse, liver of a cat |
| [04:17.200] | Filling up the sausages with this and that |
| [04:20.269] | Residents are more than welcome |
| [04:21.890] | |
| [04:23.210] | Bridal suite is occupied |
| [04:26.150] | Reasonable charges |
| [04:27.900] | Plus some little extras on the side! |
| [04:30.900] | |
| [04:32.409] | Charge ' em for the lice, extra for the mice |
| [04:35.530] | Two percent for looking in the mirror twice |
| [04:38.900] | Here a little slice, there a little cut |
| [04:41.659] | Three percent for sleeping with the window shut |
| [04:45.99] | When it comes to fixing prices |
| [04:46.800] | |
| [04:47.500] | There are a lot of tricks he knows |
| [04:50.680] | How it all increases, all them bits and pieces |
| [04:53.570] | Jesus! It' s amazing how it grows! |
| [04:56.940] | Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye |
| [04:59.690] | Never wants a passerby to pass him by |
| [05:02.690] | Servant to the poor, butler to the great |
| [05:05.690] | Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate! |
| [05:09.300] | Everybody' s boon companion |
| [05:12.400] | Gives ' em everything he' s got |
| [05:14.450] | Dirty bunch of geezers |
| [05:16.140] | Jesus! What a sorry little lot! |
| [05:18.130] | |
| [05:24.20] | I used to dream that I would meet a prince |
| [05:27.890] | But God Almighty, have you seen what' s happened since? |
| [05:32.800] | |
| [05:33.920] | Master of the house? Isn' t worth me spit! |
| [05:37.990] | Comforter, philosopher' and lifelong shit! |
| [05:41.680] | Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire |
| [05:44.870] | |
| [05:45.430] | Thinks he' s quite a lover but there' s not much there |
| [05:49.120] | What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse |
| [05:55.930] | |
| [05:56.640] | God knows how I' ve lasted living with this bastard in the house! |
| [06:01.950] | Master of the house! |
| [06:03.390] | Master and a half! |
| [06:05.50] | Comforter, philosopher |
| [06:05.430] | |
| [06:06.0] | Ah, don' t make me laugh! |
| [06:08.60] | Servant to the poor, butler to the great |
| [06:11.0] | Hypocrite and toady and inebriate! |
| [06:14.0] | Everybody bless the landlord! |
| [06:15.969] | |
| [06:17.159] | Everybody bless his spouse! |
| [06:19.969] | Everybody raise a glass |
| [06:22.219] | |
| [06:23.409] | Raise it up the master' s arse |
| [06:25.289] | |
| [06:26.240] | Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House! |
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