| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : うたたＰ |
| [00:00.669] | 作词 : 鳥居羊 |
| [00:02.07] | 動画：＠まさたかＰ |
| [00:02.46] | ある朝— |
| [00:03.35] | 漫然としない夢から目覚めたとき、 |
| [00:05.56] | 自分が湯船の中で、 |
| [00:07.24] | 一匹の普通サイズのカピバラに、 |
| [00:09.32] | 変わってしまっていることに気づきました |
| [00:12.21] | 気づきは大切です |
| [00:14.30] | ほんの少しの気づきが人生を、 |
| [00:15.97] | 豊かで、穏やかで、まろやか、 |
| [00:18.89] | 滋味あふえる |
| [00:19.91] | とろけるような |
| [00:20.86] | 味わいに変えてしまう。 |
| [00:22.86] | -変身！ |
| [00:24.62] | そんな変身、 |
| [00:25.84] | たしかにしたいと思っていました。 |
| [00:27.81] | ゆったり、ゆっくり、ぷかぷか、ほわほわ、 |
| [00:31.76] | 浮力にまかせて横たわっている、 |
| [00:33.71] | というよりも四つん這いになっていると、 |
| [00:36.62] | 実際問題、サイズのバスタブの底に、 |
| [00:40.86] | はい、 |
| [00:41.17] | 足がつかない♪ |
| [00:43.46] | 私と同じように、 |
| [00:44.69] | ゆったり、ゆっくり、ぷかぷか、ほわほわ、 |
| [00:48.71] | 浮いている丸い物体が |
| [00:50.14] | いくつか見えました。 |
| [00:51.68] | 柚子でした。 |
| [00:52.99] | ゆず湯でした。 |
| [00:53.94] | ゆず湯とは、 |
| [00:54.97] | 柑橘類のユズと砂糖を煮て、 |
| [00:57.18] | かぐわしい風味を楽しむの飲み物です。 |
| [00:59.59] | 間違いました。 |
| [01:00.73] | 言いたかったことは違います。 |
| [01:02.50] | ゆず湯とは、 |
| [01:03.44] | 柑橘類のユズを浮かべたお風呂のことです。 |
| [01:06.46] | ゆず湯に入れば風邪を引かない。 |
| [01:08.23] | だから、 |
| [01:09.07] | 今の季節はきっと |
| [01:10.77] | 冬に違いありません。 |
| [01:12.10] | 漫然としない夢から目覚めにばかりにしては |
| [01:14.48] | 完璧な推理だったと思います。 |
| [01:16.87] | -名探偵！ |
| [01:20.47] | 真実は常になんとやら。 |
| [01:21.98] | あれれ～？おかしいぞ～？ |
| [01:24.50] | ゆず湯はノルアドレナリン分泌による |
| [01:27.06] | 血管拡張効果により、 |
| [01:28.43] | お風呂上がりの体を |
| [01:29.75] | ほんのり、ほわほわ、ふかふか、ふさふさに温め、 |
| [01:32.16] | 冬至に湯治すると無病息災融通（ゆず）が利く |
| [01:36.00] | ゆずだけに、 |
| [01:38.13] | -融通が！ |
| [01:40.96] | 間違いました。 |
| [01:42.12] | 言いたかったことは違います。 |
| [01:43.80] | 本当にあったかいんです |
| [01:45.58] | ほわほわ、ふかふか、ふさふさなんです。 |
| [01:47.51] | 私はどしたのでしょう？ |
| [01:48.97] | 夢ではないようです。 |
| [01:50.31] | 夢ではないようです。 |
| [01:52.03] | はい、 |
| [01:53.12] | 大事なことなので2回言いました♪ |
| [01:57.42] | バズルームの壁には、 |
| [01:58.78] | 金ぶちの綺麗な鏡がかかっていました。 |
| [02:01.30] | 映っているのは |
| [02:02.48] | 一匹の普通サイズのカピバラで、 |
| [02:04.46] | （つまり私。） |
| [02:05.35] | 毛皮の頭と |
| [02:06.34] | 毛皮の首まわりで、 |
| [02:07.82] | 肩から足の先まで毛皮 |
| [02:09.57] | 体はすっかり毛皮で覆われていました。 |
| [02:11.84] | (つまり毛皮。) |
| [02:12.93] | もう少し眠りつづけて、 |
| [02:14.64] | カピバラらしいことは |
| [02:16.04] | みんな忘れてしまったら、 |
| [02:17.04] | どうでしょう？ |
| [02:18.44] | と、考えてたのですが、 |
| [02:20.70] | 全然そうはいかなかったんです。 |
| [02:22.79] | 姉と妹が、ノックしながらドアを |
| [02:25.07] | 開けたからです。 |
| [02:26.14] | -セクハラ！ |
| [02:28.21] | やめてそんな目で見ないで！ |
| [02:30.15] | カピバラに変わってしまったことを |
| [02:32.02] | どう説明しようか悩むひまもなく、 |
| [02:34.73] | 「カピパラ！」 |
| [02:35.98] | と、妹が言いました。 |
| [02:37.51] | 「違います、カピバラです。」 |
| [02:39.67] | と、姉が訂正しました。 |
| [02:41.30] | 違います。 |
| [02:42.11] | カピパラでも |
| [02:42.96] | カビパラでもなく、 |
| [02:43.86] | はい、 |
| [02:44.51] | カピバラなんです♪ |
| [02:46.47] | 過去いくたび同じような悲劇が |
| [02:48.90] | 繰り返されてきたことでしょうか。 |
| [02:50.52] | -濁音の悲劇！ |
| [02:52.37] | ゆったり、ゆっくり、ぷかぷか、ほわほわ、 |
| [02:56.44] | 浮いている丸っこいなまものである私は、 |
| [02:58.80] | 浮いている丸っこい柚子の実を囓りながら、 |
| [03:01.20] | 判然と抗議することに決めました。 |
| [03:03.60] | -異議あり！ |
| [03:07.49] | ベットは賭けです、 |
| [03:08.46] | ベットは寝どこ、 |
| [03:09.35] | バックは後ろ、 |
| [03:10.40] | バッグはかばん、 |
| [03:11.33] | ケージは檻かご、 |
| [03:12.40] | ゲージは規格、 |
| [03:13.33] | シュミレーションとか、 |
| [03:14.40] | シミュレーション、 |
| [03:15.39] | ドイツ語だったらヒエラルヒ、 |
| [03:17.31] | ハイアラキなら英語です。 |
| [03:19.41] | ペテルギウスは、 |
| [03:20.33] | ベテルギウス。 |
| [03:21.48] | ビートルジュースは英語です。 |
| [03:23.45] | べタイゴイツェはドイツ語です。 |
| [03:25.37] | -ゲッペルス！ |
| [03:27.40] | パウル・ヨーゼフ・ゲッベルス |
| [03:29.25] | （1897年生まれ。1945年死亡） |
| [03:33.37] | は国家社会主義ドイツ労働者党の |
| [03:35.98] | 国民啓蒙・宣伝大臣です。 |
| [03:38.58] | プロパガンダの天才と呼称され、 |
| [03:40.86] | ナチス独裁体制の発展・継続に |
| [03:43.71] | 多大な貢献を果たしましたが、 |
| [03:45.39] | 第二次世界大戦は、 |
| [03:46.98] | ドイツ敗戦へと大きく傾き、 |
| [03:48.83] | 彼の運命もまた、 |
| [03:51.48] | って、 |
| [03:52.12] | 間違いました。 |
| [03:53.34] | 言いたかったことは違います。 |
| [03:55.43] | カピパラではなく、 |
| [03:56.29] | カピバラです。 |
| [03:57.81] | 姉妹たちには人気です。 |
| [04:00.33] | はい、 |
| [04:01.00] | ゆったり、ゆっくり、ぷかぷか、ほわほわなんです♪ |
| [04:05.14] | タッタラッタタッタッタラ♪ |
| [04:07.78] | 柚子の実、 |
| [04:08.05] | おいしゅうございました。 |
| [04:09.87] | えっと、 |
| [04:10.15] | 言いたかったことは、 |
| [04:11.75] | かわいい。 |
| [04:13.75] | とにかく、 |
| [04:15.75] | -かわいい！ |
| [04:16.85] |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : |
| [00:00.669] | zuo ci : niao ju yang |
| [00:02.07] | dong hua: |
| [00:02.46] | chao |
| [00:03.35] | man ran meng mu jue |
| [00:05.56] | zi fen tang chuan zhong |
| [00:07.24] | yi pi pu tong |
| [00:09.32] | bian qi |
| [00:12.21] | qi da qie |
| [00:14.30] | shao qi ren sheng |
| [00:15.97] | li wen |
| [00:18.89] | zi wei |
| [00:19.91] | |
| [00:20.86] | wei bian. |
| [00:22.86] | bian shen! |
| [00:24.62] | bian shen |
| [00:25.84] | si. |
| [00:27.81] | |
| [00:31.76] | fu li heng |
| [00:33.71] | si zhe |
| [00:36.62] | shi ji wen ti di |
| [00:40.86] | |
| [00:41.17] | zu |
| [00:43.46] | si tong |
| [00:44.69] | |
| [00:48.71] | fu wan wu ti |
| [00:50.14] | jian. |
| [00:51.68] | you zi. |
| [00:52.99] | tang. |
| [00:53.94] | tang |
| [00:54.97] | gan ju lei sha tang zhu |
| [00:57.18] | feng wei le yin wu. |
| [00:59.59] | jian wei. |
| [01:00.73] | yan wei. |
| [01:02.50] | tang |
| [01:03.44] | gan ju lei fu feng lv. |
| [01:06.46] | tang ru feng xie yin. |
| [01:08.23] | |
| [01:09.07] | jin ji jie |
| [01:10.77] | dong wei. |
| [01:12.10] | man ran meng mu jue |
| [01:14.48] | wan bi tui li si. |
| [01:16.87] | ming tan zhen! |
| [01:20.47] | zhen shi chang. |
| [01:21.98] | ?? |
| [01:24.50] | tang fen mi |
| [01:27.06] | xue guan kuo zhang xiao guo |
| [01:28.43] | feng lv shang ti |
| [01:29.75] | wen |
| [01:32.16] | dong zhi tang zhi wu bing xi zai rong tong li |
| [01:36.00] | |
| [01:38.13] | rong tong! |
| [01:40.96] | jian wei. |
| [01:42.12] | yan wei. |
| [01:43.80] | ben dang |
| [01:45.58] | . |
| [01:47.51] | si? |
| [01:48.97] | meng. |
| [01:50.31] | meng. |
| [01:52.03] | |
| [01:53.12] | da shi 2 hui yan |
| [01:57.42] | bi |
| [01:58.78] | jin qi li jing. |
| [02:01.30] | ying |
| [02:02.48] | yi pi pu tong |
| [02:04.46] | si. |
| [02:05.35] | mao pi tou |
| [02:06.34] | mao pi shou |
| [02:07.82] | jian zu xian mao pi |
| [02:09.57] | ti mao pi fu. |
| [02:11.84] | mao pi. |
| [02:12.93] | shao mian |
| [02:14.64] | |
| [02:16.04] | wang |
| [02:17.04] | ? |
| [02:18.44] | kao |
| [02:20.70] | quan ran. |
| [02:22.79] | zi mei |
| [02:25.07] | kai. |
| [02:26.14] | ! |
| [02:28.21] | mu jian! |
| [02:30.15] | bian |
| [02:32.02] | shuo ming nao |
| [02:34.73] | ! |
| [02:35.98] | mei yan. |
| [02:37.51] | wei. |
| [02:39.67] | zi ding zheng. |
| [02:41.30] | wei. |
| [02:42.11] | |
| [02:42.96] | |
| [02:43.86] | |
| [02:44.51] | |
| [02:46.47] | guo qu tong bei ju |
| [02:48.90] | zao fan. |
| [02:50.52] | zhuo yin bei ju! |
| [02:52.37] | |
| [02:56.44] | fu wan si |
| [02:58.80] | fu wan you zi shi nie |
| [03:01.20] | pan ran kang yi jue. |
| [03:03.60] | yi yi! |
| [03:07.49] | du |
| [03:08.46] | qin |
| [03:09.35] | hou |
| [03:10.40] | |
| [03:11.33] | kan |
| [03:12.40] | gui ge |
| [03:13.33] | |
| [03:14.40] | |
| [03:15.39] | yu |
| [03:17.31] | ying yu. |
| [03:19.41] | |
| [03:20.33] | . |
| [03:21.48] | ying yu. |
| [03:23.45] | yu. |
| [03:25.37] | ! |
| [03:27.40] | |
| [03:29.25] | 1897 nian sheng. 1945 nian si wang |
| [03:33.37] | guo jia she hui zhu yi lao dong zhe dang |
| [03:35.98] | guo min qi meng xuan chuan da chen. |
| [03:38.58] | tian cai hu cheng |
| [03:40.86] | du cai ti zhi fa zhan ji xu |
| [03:43.71] | duo da gong xian guo |
| [03:45.39] | di er ci shi jie da zhan |
| [03:46.98] | bai zhan da qing |
| [03:48.83] | bi yun ming |
| [03:51.48] | |
| [03:52.12] | jian wei. |
| [03:53.34] | yan wei. |
| [03:55.43] | |
| [03:56.29] | . |
| [03:57.81] | zi mei ren qi. |
| [04:00.33] | |
| [04:01.00] | |
| [04:05.14] | |
| [04:07.78] | you zi shi |
| [04:08.05] | . |
| [04:09.87] | |
| [04:10.15] | yan |
| [04:11.75] | . |
| [04:13.75] | |
| [04:15.75] | ! |
| [04:16.85] |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : |
| [00:00.669] | zuò cí : niǎo jū yáng |
| [00:02.07] | dòng huà: |
| [00:02.46] | cháo |
| [00:03.35] | màn rán mèng mù jué |
| [00:05.56] | zì fēn tāng chuán zhōng |
| [00:07.24] | yī pǐ pǔ tōng |
| [00:09.32] | biàn qì |
| [00:12.21] | qì dà qiè |
| [00:14.30] | shǎo qì rén shēng |
| [00:15.97] | lǐ wěn |
| [00:18.89] | zī wèi |
| [00:19.91] | |
| [00:20.86] | wèi biàn. |
| [00:22.86] | biàn shēn! |
| [00:24.62] | biàn shēn |
| [00:25.84] | sī. |
| [00:27.81] | |
| [00:31.76] | fú lì héng |
| [00:33.71] | sì zhè |
| [00:36.62] | shí jì wèn tí dǐ |
| [00:40.86] | |
| [00:41.17] | zú |
| [00:43.46] | sī tóng |
| [00:44.69] | |
| [00:48.71] | fú wán wù tǐ |
| [00:50.14] | jiàn. |
| [00:51.68] | yòu zi. |
| [00:52.99] | tāng. |
| [00:53.94] | tāng |
| [00:54.97] | gān jú lèi shā táng zhǔ |
| [00:57.18] | fēng wèi lè yǐn wù. |
| [00:59.59] | jiān wéi. |
| [01:00.73] | yán wéi. |
| [01:02.50] | tāng |
| [01:03.44] | gān jú lèi fú fēng lǚ. |
| [01:06.46] | tāng rù fēng xié yǐn. |
| [01:08.23] | |
| [01:09.07] | jīn jì jié |
| [01:10.77] | dōng wéi. |
| [01:12.10] | màn rán mèng mù jué |
| [01:14.48] | wán bì tuī lǐ sī. |
| [01:16.87] | míng tàn zhēn! |
| [01:20.47] | zhēn shí cháng. |
| [01:21.98] | ?? |
| [01:24.50] | tāng fēn mì |
| [01:27.06] | xuè guǎn kuò zhāng xiào guǒ |
| [01:28.43] | fēng lǚ shàng tǐ |
| [01:29.75] | wēn |
| [01:32.16] | dōng zhì tāng zhì wú bìng xī zāi róng tōng lì |
| [01:36.00] | |
| [01:38.13] | róng tōng! |
| [01:40.96] | jiān wéi. |
| [01:42.12] | yán wéi. |
| [01:43.80] | běn dāng |
| [01:45.58] | . |
| [01:47.51] | sī? |
| [01:48.97] | mèng. |
| [01:50.31] | mèng. |
| [01:52.03] | |
| [01:53.12] | dà shì 2 huí yán |
| [01:57.42] | bì |
| [01:58.78] | jīn qǐ lì jìng. |
| [02:01.30] | yìng |
| [02:02.48] | yī pǐ pǔ tōng |
| [02:04.46] | sī. |
| [02:05.35] | máo pí tóu |
| [02:06.34] | máo pí shǒu |
| [02:07.82] | jiān zú xiān máo pí |
| [02:09.57] | tǐ máo pí fù. |
| [02:11.84] | máo pí. |
| [02:12.93] | shǎo mián |
| [02:14.64] | |
| [02:16.04] | wàng |
| [02:17.04] | ? |
| [02:18.44] | kǎo |
| [02:20.70] | quán rán. |
| [02:22.79] | zǐ mèi |
| [02:25.07] | kāi. |
| [02:26.14] | ! |
| [02:28.21] | mù jiàn! |
| [02:30.15] | biàn |
| [02:32.02] | shuō míng nǎo |
| [02:34.73] | ! |
| [02:35.98] | mèi yán. |
| [02:37.51] | wéi. |
| [02:39.67] | zǐ dìng zhèng. |
| [02:41.30] | wéi. |
| [02:42.11] | |
| [02:42.96] | |
| [02:43.86] | |
| [02:44.51] | |
| [02:46.47] | guò qù tóng bēi jù |
| [02:48.90] | zǎo fǎn. |
| [02:50.52] | zhuó yīn bēi jù! |
| [02:52.37] | |
| [02:56.44] | fú wán sī |
| [02:58.80] | fú wán yòu zi shí niè |
| [03:01.20] | pàn rán kàng yì jué. |
| [03:03.60] | yì yì! |
| [03:07.49] | dǔ |
| [03:08.46] | qǐn |
| [03:09.35] | hòu |
| [03:10.40] | |
| [03:11.33] | kǎn |
| [03:12.40] | guī gé |
| [03:13.33] | |
| [03:14.40] | |
| [03:15.39] | yǔ |
| [03:17.31] | yīng yǔ. |
| [03:19.41] | |
| [03:20.33] | . |
| [03:21.48] | yīng yǔ. |
| [03:23.45] | yǔ. |
| [03:25.37] | ! |
| [03:27.40] | |
| [03:29.25] | 1897 nián shēng. 1945 nián sǐ wáng |
| [03:33.37] | guó jiā shè huì zhǔ yì láo dòng zhě dǎng |
| [03:35.98] | guó mín qǐ méng xuān chuán dà chén. |
| [03:38.58] | tiān cái hū chēng |
| [03:40.86] | dú cái tǐ zhì fā zhǎn jì xu |
| [03:43.71] | duō dà gòng xiàn guǒ |
| [03:45.39] | dì èr cì shì jiè dà zhàn |
| [03:46.98] | bài zhàn dà qīng |
| [03:48.83] | bǐ yùn mìng |
| [03:51.48] | |
| [03:52.12] | jiān wéi. |
| [03:53.34] | yán wéi. |
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