| Song | 女に浮気がバレる26の法則 |
| Artist | ミオヤマザキ |
| Album | 大人がイイって言ったヤツ |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : ミオヤマザキ |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : ミオヤマザキ |
| [00:06.75] | |
| [00:27.24] | 【携帯電話にまつわる法則】 |
| [00:29.26] | (1)携帯電話を充電する際、 |
| [00:31.41] | 画面は常に下向きである |
| [00:33.43] | (2)パスワードは4桁以上、 |
| [00:35.25] | 更にはLINEにもパスワード |
| [00:37.09] | (3)そんなに見えないようにしたって、 |
| [00:39.51] | 私、覗いたりしないよ? |
| [00:41.32] | (4)メールはすぐ返ってくるはずなのに、 |
| [00:43.80] | 家だと全く携帯見ない |
| [00:45.71] | (5)あんなに「仕事」という割に、 |
| [00:47.74] | 随分鳴らないと思っていたら設定サイレント |
| [00:50.17] | |
| [00:50.64] | 隠そうとすればするほど、 |
| [00:52.08] | 気を使えば使うほど、 |
| [00:53.77] | 自分からドツボにハマっていく。 |
| [00:55.61] | ハマっていく。。ハマっていく。。。 |
| [00:57.40] | |
| [01:10.33] | 【習慣にまつわる法則】 |
| [01:12.21] | (1)何回言っても直らなかった |
| [01:14.02] | トイレの便座が下がった |
| [01:15.80] | (2)何回言っても揃えなかった |
| [01:17.59] | 靴を揃えるようになった |
| [01:19.49] | (3)裏返しでその辺に転がっていた |
| [01:21.54] | 靴下とパジャマが |
| [01:22.56] | ちゃんと洗濯機に入っている |
| [01:24.37] | (4)財布や車がやたらとキレイになった |
| [01:27.53] | (5)私とのことはFacebookには |
| [01:30.02] | 挙げてくれないんだね |
| [01:31.14] | |
| [01:31.68] | 家だとダメなあなたが好きだったのに。 |
| [01:33.98] | 気を使わなくていいよ。 |
| [01:35.60] | いいよ。。いいよ。。。 |
| [01:37.13] | |
| [01:50.39] | 【キスやSEXにまつわる法則】 |
| [01:52.45] | (1)ブラのホックを片手で外せるようになった |
| [01:55.67] | (2)キスの時舌の回し方が変わった |
| [01:58.64] | (3)オモチャになんか興味なかったのに |
| [02:01.63] | (4)最近はバックが好きなの? |
| [02:05.18] | (5)あなたがイク瞬間、 |
| [02:07.09] | 目を見てくれなくなったね |
| [02:08.80] | |
| [02:09.36] | あまり上手じゃなかったけど、愛が溢れて、 |
| [02:11.80] | 沢山キスしてくれる |
| [02:13.21] | あなたとのSEXが好きだったのに。 |
| [02:15.36] | 変わらないで。。変わらないで。。。 |
| [02:17.38] | |
| [02:30.43] | 【会話にまつわる法則】 |
| [02:32.31] | (1)聞いてもいないのに |
| [02:33.76] | 自分から理由や言い訳を並べる |
| [02:36.08] | (2)聞いてもいないのに |
| [02:37.44] | 自分の予定を教えてくれる |
| [02:39.49] | (3)私からの質問に質問で返す様になった |
| [02:43.11] | (4)電話越しの受け応えが |
| [02:45.02] | 「うん」とか「はい」 |
| [02:46.24] | (5)一緒に行っていないはずの |
| [02:47.86] | イベントや映画に詳しい |
| [02:49.38] | |
| [02:49.88] | 私の名前は「ねぇ」じゃない。 |
| [02:52.41] | ちゃんと名前で呼んでよ。 |
| [02:54.66] | 呼んでよ。。呼んでよ。。。 |
| [02:57.03] | |
| [03:08.75] | 【車にまつわる法則】 |
| [03:10.65] | (1)灰皿の中身は常に捨てられ空っぽ |
| [03:13.87] | (2)カーナビ履歴は常に0件 |
| [03:16.52] | (3)「昨日は家にいた」て言ってたのに、 |
| [03:19.11] | 走行距離が上がってる |
| [03:20.77] | (4)助手席のサンバイザー、 |
| [03:22.46] | ミラーまで拭かれている |
| [03:24.10] | (5)ティッシュなんて積んでなかったのに |
| [03:26.57] | |
| [03:27.04] | あなたの隣、私だけの特等席 |
| [03:30.46] | シートの位置がいつもと違うよ。 |
| [03:32.76] | 誰を乗せたの。。誰を乗せたの。。。 |
| [03:35.46] | |
| [03:38.54] | “携帯ロック” |
| [03:39.63] | |
| [03:41.59] | “ポーカーフェイス” |
| [03:42.32] | あっちこっちそっち練ってたって |
| [03:43.86] | 知ってるってさっき逢ってたって |
| [03:45.45] | 酔って勃ってヤってイってそんで |
| [03:47.21] | 「ずっと一緒」なんて勝手だね |
| [03:48.76] | 「あいらぶゆ。」 |
| [03:49.76] | ホント嘘が下手ね |
| [03:51.35] | 嘘ついたって隠したって掌の上、踊れ踊れ |
| [03:56.50] | チュってもギュってもダメ |
| [03:58.03] | 勝手やって知らん顔 スマイル |
| [04:00.87] | |
| [04:01.58] | 「あいうぉんちゅ。」 |
| [04:02.52] | ホント嘘が下手ね |
| [04:04.05] | 嘘ついたって隠したって掌の上、踊れ踊れ |
| [04:09.23] | チュってもギュってもダメ |
| [04:10.86] | 知ってたって知らん顔 スマイル |
| [04:14.17] | 勝手だって「ずっと一緒」なんて |
| [04:16.13] | |
| [04:21.42] | 全て当てはまってるなら |
| [04:23.80] | 分かってるはず |
| [04:25.35] | 迷ってるはず |
| [04:26.94] | 揺らいでるはず |
| [04:28.55] | 決まってるはず |
| [04:30.12] | 終わってるはずだよね |
| [04:33.92] | |
| [04:34.22] | 離れたくない気持ちも |
| [04:36.51] | 逢いたい気持ちも |
| [04:38.12] | 寂しい気持ちも |
| [04:39.66] | 苦しい気持ちも |
| [04:41.27] | 悲しい気持ちも |
| [04:42.85] | 越えなきゃずっと |
| [04:44.47] | 今辛いけど越えればきっと |
| [04:47.89] | |
| [04:52.29] | |
| [05:06.84] | おわり |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : |
| [00:01.00] | zuo ci : |
| [00:06.75] | |
| [00:27.24] | xie dai dian hua fa ze |
| [00:29.26] | 1 xie dai dian hua chong dian ji |
| [00:31.41] | hua mian chang xia xiang |
| [00:33.43] | 2 4 heng yi shang |
| [00:35.25] | geng LINE |
| [00:37.09] | 3 jian |
| [00:39.51] | si si? |
| [00:41.32] | 4 fan |
| [00:43.80] | jia quan xie dai jian |
| [00:45.71] | 5 shi shi ge |
| [00:47.74] | sui fen ming si she ding |
| [00:50.17] | |
| [00:50.64] | yin |
| [00:52.08] | qi shi shi |
| [00:53.77] | zi fen. |
| [00:55.61] | ..... |
| [00:57.40] | |
| [01:10.33] | xi guan fa ze |
| [01:12.21] | 1 he hui yan zhi |
| [01:14.02] | bian zuo xia |
| [01:15.80] | 2 he hui yan jian |
| [01:17.59] | xue jian |
| [01:19.49] | 3 li fan bian zhuan |
| [01:21.54] | xue xia |
| [01:22.56] | xi zhuo ji ru |
| [01:24.37] | 4 cai bu che |
| [01:27.53] | 5 si Facebook |
| [01:30.02] | ju |
| [01:31.14] | |
| [01:31.68] | jia hao. |
| [01:33.98] | qi shi. |
| [01:35.60] | ..... |
| [01:37.13] | |
| [01:50.39] | SEX fa ze |
| [01:52.45] | 1 pian shou wai |
| [01:55.67] | 2 shi she hui fang bian |
| [01:58.64] | 3 xing wei |
| [02:01.63] | 4 zui jin hao? |
| [02:05.18] | 5 shun jian |
| [02:07.09] | mu jian |
| [02:08.80] | |
| [02:09.36] | shang shou ai yi |
| [02:11.80] | ze shan |
| [02:13.21] | SEX hao. |
| [02:15.36] | bian.. bian... |
| [02:17.38] | |
| [02:30.43] | hui hua fa ze |
| [02:32.31] | 1 wen |
| [02:33.76] | zi fen li you yan yi bing |
| [02:36.08] | 2 wen |
| [02:37.44] | zi fen yu ding jiao |
| [02:39.49] | 3 si zhi wen zhi wen fan yang |
| [02:43.11] | 4 dian hua yue shou ying |
| [02:45.02] | |
| [02:46.24] | 5 yi xu xing |
| [02:47.86] | ying hua xiang |
| [02:49.38] | |
| [02:49.88] | si ming qian. |
| [02:52.41] | ming qian hu. |
| [02:54.66] | hu.. hu... |
| [02:57.03] | |
| [03:08.75] | che fa ze |
| [03:10.65] | 1 hui min zhong shen chang she kong |
| [03:13.87] | 2 lv li chang 0 jian |
| [03:16.52] | 3 zuo ri jia yan |
| [03:19.11] | zou hang ju li shang |
| [03:20.77] | 4 zhu shou xi |
| [03:22.46] | shi |
| [03:24.10] | 5 ji |
| [03:26.57] | |
| [03:27.04] | lin si te deng xi |
| [03:30.46] | wei zhi wei. |
| [03:32.76] | shui cheng.. shui cheng... |
| [03:35.46] | |
| [03:38.54] | " xie dai" |
| [03:39.63] | |
| [03:41.59] | "" |
| [03:42.32] | lian |
| [03:43.86] | zhi feng |
| [03:45.45] | zui bo |
| [03:47.21] | yi xu sheng shou |
| [03:48.76] | . |
| [03:49.76] | xu xia shou |
| [03:51.35] | xu yin zhang shang yong yong |
| [03:56.50] | |
| [03:58.03] | sheng shou zhi yan |
| [04:00.87] | |
| [04:01.58] | . |
| [04:02.52] | xu xia shou |
| [04:04.05] | xu yin zhang shang yong yong |
| [04:09.23] | |
| [04:10.86] | zhi zhi yan |
| [04:14.17] | sheng shou yi xu |
| [04:16.13] | |
| [04:21.42] | quan dang |
| [04:23.80] | fen |
| [04:25.35] | mi |
| [04:26.94] | yao |
| [04:28.55] | jue |
| [04:30.12] | zhong |
| [04:33.92] | |
| [04:34.22] | li qi chi |
| [04:36.51] | feng qi chi |
| [04:38.12] | ji qi chi |
| [04:39.66] | ku qi chi |
| [04:41.27] | bei qi chi |
| [04:42.85] | yue |
| [04:44.47] | jin xin yue |
| [04:47.89] | |
| [04:52.29] | |
| [05:06.84] |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : |
| [00:06.75] | |
| [00:27.24] | xié dài diàn huà fǎ zé |
| [00:29.26] | 1 xié dài diàn huà chōng diàn jì |
| [00:31.41] | huà miàn cháng xià xiàng |
| [00:33.43] | 2 4 héng yǐ shàng |
| [00:35.25] | gèng LINE |
| [00:37.09] | 3 jiàn |
| [00:39.51] | sī sì? |
| [00:41.32] | 4 fǎn |
| [00:43.80] | jiā quán xié dài jiàn |
| [00:45.71] | 5 shì shì gē |
| [00:47.74] | suí fēn míng sī shè dìng |
| [00:50.17] | |
| [00:50.64] | yǐn |
| [00:52.08] | qì shǐ shǐ |
| [00:53.77] | zì fēn. |
| [00:55.61] | ..... |
| [00:57.40] | |
| [01:10.33] | xí guàn fǎ zé |
| [01:12.21] | 1 hé huí yán zhí |
| [01:14.02] | biàn zuò xià |
| [01:15.80] | 2 hé huí yán jiǎn |
| [01:17.59] | xuē jiǎn |
| [01:19.49] | 3 lǐ fǎn biān zhuǎn |
| [01:21.54] | xuē xià |
| [01:22.56] | xǐ zhuó jī rù |
| [01:24.37] | 4 cái bù chē |
| [01:27.53] | 5 sī Facebook |
| [01:30.02] | jǔ |
| [01:31.14] | |
| [01:31.68] | jiā hǎo. |
| [01:33.98] | qì shǐ. |
| [01:35.60] | ..... |
| [01:37.13] | |
| [01:50.39] | SEX fǎ zé |
| [01:52.45] | 1 piàn shǒu wài |
| [01:55.67] | 2 shí shé huí fāng biàn |
| [01:58.64] | 3 xìng wèi |
| [02:01.63] | 4 zuì jìn hǎo? |
| [02:05.18] | 5 shùn jiān |
| [02:07.09] | mù jiàn |
| [02:08.80] | |
| [02:09.36] | shàng shǒu ài yì |
| [02:11.80] | zé shān |
| [02:13.21] | SEX hǎo. |
| [02:15.36] | biàn.. biàn... |
| [02:17.38] | |
| [02:30.43] | huì huà fǎ zé |
| [02:32.31] | 1 wén |
| [02:33.76] | zì fēn lǐ yóu yán yì bìng |
| [02:36.08] | 2 wén |
| [02:37.44] | zì fēn yǔ dìng jiào |
| [02:39.49] | 3 sī zhì wèn zhì wèn fǎn yàng |
| [02:43.11] | 4 diàn huà yuè shòu yīng |
| [02:45.02] | |
| [02:46.24] | 5 yī xù xíng |
| [02:47.86] | yìng huà xiáng |
| [02:49.38] | |
| [02:49.88] | sī míng qián. |
| [02:52.41] | míng qián hū. |
| [02:54.66] | hū.. hū... |
| [02:57.03] | |
| [03:08.75] | chē fǎ zé |
| [03:10.65] | 1 huī mǐn zhōng shēn cháng shě kōng |
| [03:13.87] | 2 lǚ lì cháng 0 jiàn |
| [03:16.52] | 3 zuó rì jiā yán |
| [03:19.11] | zǒu háng jù lí shàng |
| [03:20.77] | 4 zhù shǒu xí |
| [03:22.46] | shì |
| [03:24.10] | 5 jī |
| [03:26.57] | |
| [03:27.04] | lín sī tè děng xí |
| [03:30.46] | wèi zhì wéi. |
| [03:32.76] | shuí chéng.. shuí chéng... |
| [03:35.46] | |
| [03:38.54] | " xié dài" |
| [03:39.63] | |
| [03:41.59] | "" |
| [03:42.32] | liàn |
| [03:43.86] | zhī féng |
| [03:45.45] | zuì bó |
| [03:47.21] | yī xù shèng shǒu |
| [03:48.76] | . |
| [03:49.76] | xū xià shǒu |
| [03:51.35] | xū yǐn zhǎng shàng yǒng yǒng |
| [03:56.50] | |
| [03:58.03] | shèng shǒu zhī yán |
| [04:00.87] | |
| [04:01.58] | . |
| [04:02.52] | xū xià shǒu |
| [04:04.05] | xū yǐn zhǎng shàng yǒng yǒng |
| [04:09.23] | |
| [04:10.86] | zhī zhī yán |
| [04:14.17] | shèng shǒu yī xù |
| [04:16.13] | |
| [04:21.42] | quán dāng |
| [04:23.80] | fēn |
| [04:25.35] | mí |
| [04:26.94] | yáo |
| [04:28.55] | jué |
| [04:30.12] | zhōng |
| [04:33.92] | |
| [04:34.22] | lí qì chí |
| [04:36.51] | féng qì chí |
| [04:38.12] | jì qì chí |
| [04:39.66] | kǔ qì chí |
| [04:41.27] | bēi qì chí |
| [04:42.85] | yuè |
| [04:44.47] | jīn xīn yuè |
| [04:47.89] | |
| [04:52.29] | |
| [05:06.84] |