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[ti:Right, Said Fred] |
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[ar:Bernard Cribbins] |
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"Right," said Fred, "Both of us together |
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One each end and steady as we go." |
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Tried to shift it, couldn't even lift it |
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We was getting nowhere |
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And so we had a cuppa tea and |
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"Right," said Fred, "Give a shout for Charlie." |
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Up comes Charlie from the floor below. |
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After strainin', heavin' and complainin' |
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We was getting nowhere |
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And so we had a cuppa tea. |
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And Charlie had a think, and he thought we ought to take off all the handles |
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And the things wot held the candles. |
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But it did no good, well I never thought it would |
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"All right," said Fred, "Have to take the feet off |
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To get them feet off wouldn't take a mo." |
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Took its feet off, even took the seat off |
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Should have got us somewhere but no! |
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So Fred said, "Let's have another cuppa tea." |
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And we said, "right-o." |
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"Right," said Fred, "Have to take the door off |
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Need more space to shift the so-and-so." |
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Had bad twinges taking off the hinges |
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And it got us nowhere |
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And so we had a cuppa tea and |
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"Right," said Fred, "Have to take the wall down, |
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That there wall is gonna have to go." |
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Took the wall down, even with it all down |
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We was getting nowhere |
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And so we had a cuppa tea. |
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And Charlie had a think, and he said, "Look, Fred, |
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I get a sort of feelin' |
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If we remove the ceiling |
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With a rope or two we could drop the blighter through." |
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"All right," said Fred, climbing up a ladder |
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With his crowbar gave a mighty blow. |
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Was he in trouble, half a ton of rubble landed on the top of his dome. |
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So Charlie and me had another cuppa tea |
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And then we went home. |
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( I said to Charlie, "We'll just have to leave it |
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Standing on the landing, that's all |
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You see the trouble with Fred is, he's too hasty |
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You'll never get nowhere if you're too hasty." ) |
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