| [00:03.31] | 我说这段呢叫天王庙 |
| [00:05.86] | 这天王庙啊，可不是现在的事情 |
| [00:09.09] | 在这个清朝啊，咸丰年间的事情 |
| [00:13.67] | 就在通州 |
| [00:15.39] | 天王庙呢是是是个庙，当然是庙了 |
| [00:19.97] | 他这庙里头哇有事情 |
| [00:22.06] | 庙里头住着一个教学的老师， |
| [00:26.01] | 那时候那个教学呀，就是三个字 |
| [00:28.65] | 念、背、打 |
| [00:30.15] | 小孩儿上学来念，念完了背，背不下来打 |
| [00:33.36] | 就这个，念背打 |
| [00:35.35] | 这老师教着几个小学生 |
| [00:37.89] | 这天哪，东庄有个赵员外请老师给写呈子 |
| [00:42.87] | 老师走，说你们好好念书啊，回来啊挨着个儿背， |
| [00:48.00] | 背不下来我是挨着个儿打，不许出去 |
| [00:52.78] | 他说完了他走了，他走之后小孩能听他的话吗，全出来了 |
| [00:58.42] | 又是天热，在外头玩，大伙儿藏蒙哥玩儿 |
| [01:02.64] | 玩着玩着，过来一个做小买卖的， |
| [01:07.02] | 卖凉粉儿的，挑着挑子："酸辣凉粉哟！" |
| [01:11.57] | 热天那，小孩子们这么一跑，心火上来了 |
| [01:15.45] | "哎！卖凉粉的，几个钱一碗哪。" |
| [01:19.74] | "四文钱一碗。" |
| [01:22.33] | "四，四文钱，我这有一个钱卖吗？" |
| [01:25.84] | "一个钱不卖。" |
| [01:27.88] | "一个钱不卖那怎么……哎，你有钱吗？"问那小学生 |
| [01:32.69] | 那小学生说："我有一文钱。" |
| [01:34.74] | 这个说："我也有一文。" |
| [01:35.81] | "我也有一个钱。" |
| [01:37.40] | 四个人呢，凑了四文钱， |
| [01:40.04] | "给我们来一碗儿。" |
| [01:41.84] | 卖凉粉的盛上了 |
| [01:43.80] | 这个大学长，十三岁了，大一点，他机灵啊 |
| [01:49.12] | 盛得咯，他把这凉粉儿碗端起来了 |
| [01:52.16] | 凉粉碗呢，他跟碟子似的这么浅，比碟子些微深一点 |
| [01:56.46] | 他往起一端："哎，师弟师弟师弟， |
| [02:03.36] | 你们都比我小，我比你们大，啊， |
| [02:06.93] | 咱们在书房里念书，你们没念过吗，圣人有云哪， |
| [02:11.81] | 是'长者先，幼者后'哇， |
| [02:15.85] | 不论什么事，长者先幼者后 |
| [02:18.68] | 我比你们大，我是长者，我先，我先来， |
| [02:21.72] | 这么着，这碗凉粉我喝三口，然后你们分。" |
| [02:25.28] | "啊？"这仨人儿一听， |
| [02:29.27] | "怎么着，三口？这玩意凉粉又好下去，你秃噜一口就没了， |
| [02:35.45] | 那不行，我们小，你得让着我们。" |
| [02:37.84] | 那个说，不成，我也添一文钱了，我也花钱了 |
| [02:40.73] | 好，四个人打起来了。 |
| [02:42.63] | 正打着呢，这老师回来了。 |
| [02:45.37] | 先生一看，"嘿！干什么哪？" |
| [02:47.66] | "哎！老师，我们喝凉粉儿哪。" |
| [02:52.14] | "喝凉粉为什么打架？" |
| [02:53.93] | "嗯 ，不是，人家这凉粉啊，四个钱一碗， |
| [02:57.81] | 我没有，我们一人凑了一文钱，买了一碗凉粉儿。 |
| [03:01.14] | 我们这大师哥说，'长者先，幼者后，' |
| [03:04.25] | 他先喝三口，然后给我们分。 |
| [03:06.19] | 你想，三口，一口就没了，因为这个我们吵架。" |
| [03:10.43] | 先生一听不愿意了："糊涂，胡说八道！ |
| [03:15.41] | 不让你们出来玩耍吗，又出来玩，还喝凉粉儿，喝凉粉还打架！ |
| [03:21.18] | 再说小孩子之家，也不能喝凉粉儿哪！喝凉粉儿闹肚子。 |
| [03:27.76] | 给钱了没有？""给钱了。" |
| [03:29.90] | "给了也不能喝，你们不要喝，拿来，我喝。" |
| [03:34.81] | 他喝了，嘿！ |
| [03:37.54] | 喝完了，"来，念书去！" |
| [03:40.44] | 那谁还念得下去呀！大伙谁念那，都不愿意念 |
| [03:46.36] | 大学长一念，念上《论语》： |
| [03:49.60] | "子曰，子曰，子曰，学而时习之。买了凉粉先生吃……" |
| [03:56.76] | "这是哪句上头的？啊？走走走走，放学了，放学啦！" |
| [04:02.54] | 他没辙，他给放学啦 |
| [04:05.13] | 这四个小学生出来都对埋怨： |
| [04:07.78] | "你们仨人不听我的话，啊，看看， |
| [04:11.68] | 我要喝三口呢，给你们分咯多好。 |
| [04:14.52] | 这一口没喝着，让老师给吃了。" |
| [04:18.08] | 这个说："得得了你，你喝三口，我们也照样吃不着。" |
| [04:23.63] | "可是，这这先生，这叫什么事呢，咱咱骂他！" |
| [04:29.15] | 这个说："别骂呀，骂他明个你上学，他不还打你吗？ |
| [04:33.75] | 咱别明着骂，咱暗着骂。哎哎这不这影壁墙吗。" |
| [04:37.80] | 天王庙有红影壁墙 |
| [04:40.40] | "咱们在这和，四个人写他一首诗， |
| [04:43.46] | 一人写一句，骂骂这老师。" |
| [04:46.97] | "那谁先写呀？" |
| [04:48.54] | "谁先写，那还用说吗？'长者先，幼者后'哇！" |
| [04:53.88] | "你先来吧。"这大学生，十三岁这个，没办法 |
| [04:58.36] | "好好，我先来。"拿什么写呢 |
| [05:02.74] | 他这红影壁墙啊，就是一层红色，里头也是白灰。 |
| [05:07.07] | 掏了个洞，抠了一块白灰。这个大学生，十三岁这个，写的 |
| [05:12.79] | 小孩儿写诗些什么，五言，七言？根本他想不起来 |
| [05:17.67] | 写四言诗，四个字儿，写的什么呢， |
| [05:22.02] | 是："兄弟四人。"小哥儿四个，兄弟四人 |
| [05:27.45] | "来来来，你写！"这小学生写了四个字是： |
| [05:31.30] | "共凑四文。"共凑四文钱 |
| [05:35.24] | "你写！"这个写的是"买碗凉粉。" |
| [05:39.72] | "小不点儿写！"小不点儿才九岁，小不点儿一瞧， |
| [05:44.27] | "哟，兄弟四人，共凑四文，买碗凉粉， |
| [05:48.45] | 我没词儿，我写不了。""你怎么写不了？" |
| [05:53.52] | "我怎么写啊，咱们不是说写四句诗骂骂这先生吗， |
| [05:59.07] | 骂老师吗，这怎么骂呀？你看你们仨人三句没有老师的事情 |
| [06:05.60] | 兄弟四人，共凑四文，买碗凉粉，我这一句，我怎么骂呀？" |
| [06:11.10] | "那不管那个！那你也得写。" |
| [06:13.34] | "这不是为难人嘛，那这……哎？"小不点儿也真有两下子， |
| [06:19.87] | 他写了四个字写得很好，写的是， "先生独吞"。 |
| [06:26.46] | 这回念好了："兄弟四人，共凑四文，买碗凉粉，先生独吞。" |
| [06:32.84] | 让先生给吞了，吃了。 |
| [06:35.12] | "哎，有，有意思，一会他就看见了，走！" |
| [06:38.55] | 四个小孩儿走了，四个小孩儿刚走哇，可巧阴天下雨， |
| [06:43.18] | 上着庙里头，来四个避雨的，避雨的是干什么的 |
| [06:49.25] | 哥儿四个赶考举子，上北京赶考， |
| [06:53.18] | 一看嗬，天王庙，四大天王 |
| [06:56.76]魔里青，魔里红，魔里海，魔里寿，[06:58.70] | 真威风啊 |
| [07:00.50] | 在这避了一会雨呢，雨过天晴，拉马刚要走， |
| [07:05.90] | 这个大哥说："哎哎，老二老三老四，看见没有， |
| [07:09.64] | 咱们要走的上不着村下不着店，下起雨来， |
| [07:13.48] | 要再淋病咯，啊，咱们赶考就耽误了， |
| [07:17.36] | 你看怎么这么巧，正好到这天王庙这合 |
| [07:20.16] | 下雨，天王保佑，怎么样呢，怎么样， |
| [07:24.04] | 咱们留个纪念，做一首诗，每人写一句。" |
| [07:28.69] | "往哪儿写呀？""哎哎，这不是，就这影壁墙上。" |
| [07:32.07] | "哎对了，这有白灰。"小孩掏那洞，又掏了一块白灰 |
| [07:37.05] | "我先写！"老大先写，写的是："天王庙神大法身"。 |
| [07:46.17] | 天王庙的神像法身高大，大法身 |
| [07:50.21] | "老二你写！"老二写的是："身穿铠甲似龙鳞"。 |
| [07:56.99] | 金盔金甲，威风 |
| [07:59.37] | "老三！"老三写的是"脑袋倒有麦斗大"。 |
| [08:05.64] | "身量高，脑袋大，对。" |
| [08:08.59] | "老四你啦。"这老四哇，半傻不黏，傻砸 |
| [08:15.46] | 傻子一瞧，"我，我写什么呀。" |
| [08:18.71] | "捧天王啊。""我怎么捧啊？ |
| [08:22.64] | 天王庙社大法身，法身高大，你写了， |
| [08:26.09] | 身穿铠甲似龙鳞，衣服好，你写了。 |
| [08:30.07] | 脑袋倒有麦斗大，连脑袋大你都写出来了，我还写什么呀？" |
| [08:35.34] | "那不管那个，写不了不让你去！" |
| [08:39.20] | "嗯……这不是为难人嘛，你瞧，哎呀，我想想词儿， |
| [08:43.91] | 天王庙神大法身，身量高，身量高，脑袋大， |
| [08:48.36] | 身量高脑袋大他为什么呢？ |
| [08:50.50] | 那阵那人那么高那么大呢，那他一定是吃得多。 |
| [08:54.83] | 反正吃得多呢拉得多。" |
| [08:56.27] | 哎，他自己穷念叨，到这和， |
| [09:01.42] | 灵机一动，有嘞，他写了七个字： |
| [09:05.65] | "一泡大粪十五斤。" |
| [09:12.45] | 老大这么一看，鼻子都气歪了， |
| [09:15.59] | "嗨嗨嗨，傻砸你这可太不像话了，人拉一泡屎有拉十五斤的吗？" |
| [09:24.08] | "那那他身量高脑袋大，吃得多拉得多，我就这词儿，不行我也没办法。" |
| [09:31.06] | 老二说："得得得，大哥，咱甭跟他磨烦，咱们走吧。" |
| [09:33.82] | 哥四个上马走了。这哥四个走了，雨过天晴啊，天儿还挺热 |
| [09:39.76] | 先生出来了，拿着扇子： |
| [09:44.49] | "哎呀！这天还得下，那边儿还有黑云，闷热，恩！ |
| [09:53.17] | 嗯？什么人讨厌，影壁墙上画好些个白道子！" |
| [10:01.10] | 先生眼神有点不得力，"去这，讨厌！" |
| [10:05.60] | 到屋里头拿个脸盆，拿了个笤帚，弄点水，要给刷咯 |
| [10:10.35] | "你看看，这个白，哦？" |
| [10:14.33] | 临近了一瞧，"不是白道子，字。 |
| [10:18.58] | 四行齐齐整整，还是诗。哦，我看看，多少言呢？ |
| [10:25.05]一、二、三、四、五、六、七、八、九、十、十一……十一言诗。"[10:34.52] | 哪十一言诗啊，他刚才那个小孩，四个小孩儿啊，身量矮啊， |
| [10:41.35] | 就写在下面了，这四个赶考举子大人啊，他写在高头了； |
| [10:49.40] | 可巧给写对趟儿了，其实还没对趟儿，还斜着点儿哪。 |
| [10:55.27] | 先生这眼神儿要命，他不是近视眼，他斜视眼， |
| [11:01.81] | 他看书啊看报他得这样儿才能过来呢 |
| [11:05.95] | 他看着对趟儿了，"让我来念一念： |
| [11:11.22] | '天王庙神大法身兄弟四人'好滴，这是说四大天王，好。 |
| [11:22.44] | 第二句，'身穿铠甲似龙鳞共凑四文'，这叫什么话呀？ |
| [11:33.57] | 四大天王凑四文钱什么事情？哎呀，没有道理 |
| [11:39.61] | 这句呢，脑袋倒有麦斗大买碗凉粉'，什么意思， |
| [11:49.27] | 怎么会大脑袋吃凉粉呢？不像话！ |
| [11:53.07] | 噢，这句好了， |
| [11:55.31] | '一泡大粪十五斤先生独吞！' |
| [11:58.41] | 我，我呀！" |
| [00:03.31] | wo shuo zhe duan ne jiao tian wang miao |
| [00:05.86] | zhe tian wang miao a, ke bu shi xian zai de shi qing |
| [00:09.09] | zai zhe ge qing chao a, xian feng nian jian de shi qing |
| [00:13.67] | jiu zai tong zhou |
| [00:15.39] | tian wang miao ne shi shi shi ge miao, dang ran shi miao le |
| [00:19.97] | ta zhe miao li tou wa you shi qing |
| [00:22.06] | miao li tou zhu zhe yi ge jiao xue de lao shi, |
| [00:26.01] | na shi hou na ge jiao xue ya, jiu shi san ge zi |
| [00:28.65] | nian bei da |
| [00:30.15] | xiao hai er shang xue lai nian, nian wan le bei, bei bu xia lai da |
| [00:33.36] | jiu zhe ge, nian bei da |
| [00:35.35] | zhe lao shi jiao zhe ji ge xiao xue sheng |
| [00:37.89] | zhe tian na, dong zhuang you ge zhao yuan wai qing lao shi gei xie cheng zi |
| [00:42.87] | lao shi zou, shuo ni men hao hao nian shu a, hui lai a ai zhe ge er bei, |
| [00:48.00] | bei bu xia lai wo shi ai zhe ge er da, bu xu chu qu |
| [00:52.78] | ta shuo wan le ta zou le, ta zou zhi hou xiao hai neng ting ta de hua ma, quan chu lai le |
| [00:58.42] | you shi tian re, zai wai tou wan, da huo er cang meng ge wan er |
| [01:02.64] | wan zhe wan zhe, guo lai yi ge zuo xiao mai mai de, |
| [01:07.02] | mai liang fen er de, tiao zhe tiao zi:" suan la liang fen yo!" |
| [01:11.57] | re tian na, xiao hai zi men zhe me yi pao, xin huo shang lai le |
| [01:15.45] | " ai! mai liang fen de, ji ge qian yi wan na." |
| [01:19.74] | " si wen qian yi wan." |
| [01:22.33] | " si, si wen qian, wo zhe you yi ge qian mai ma?" |
| [01:25.84] | " yi ge qian bu mai." |
| [01:27.88] | " yi ge qian bu mai na zen me ai, ni you qian ma?" wen na xiao xue sheng |
| [01:32.69] | na xiao xue sheng shuo:" wo you yi wen qian." |
| [01:34.74] | zhe ge shuo:" wo ye you yi wen." |
| [01:35.81] | " wo ye you yi ge qian." |
| [01:37.40] | si ge ren ne, cou le si wen qian, |
| [01:40.04] | " gei wo men lai yi wan er." |
| [01:41.84] | mai liang fen de sheng shang le |
| [01:43.80] | zhe ge da xue zhang, shi san sui le, da yi dian, ta ji ling a |
| [01:49.12] | sheng de ge, ta ba zhe liang fen er wan duan qi lai le |
| [01:52.16] | liang fen wan ne, ta gen die zi shi de zhe me qian, bi die zi xie wei shen yi dian |
| [01:56.46] | ta wang qi yi duan:" ai, shi di shi di shi di, |
| [02:03.36] | ni men dou bi wo xiao, wo bi ni men da, a, |
| [02:06.93] | zan men zai shu fang li nian shu, ni men mei nian guo ma, sheng ren you yun na, |
| [02:11.81] | shi' zhang zhe xian, you zhe hou' wa, |
| [02:15.85] | bu lun shen me shi, zhang zhe xian you zhe hou |
| [02:18.68] | wo bi ni men da, wo shi zhang zhe, wo xian, wo xian lai, |
| [02:21.72] | zhe me zhao, zhe wan liang fen wo he san kou, ran hou ni men fen." |
| [02:25.28] | " a?" zhe sa ren er yi ting, |
| [02:29.27] | " zen me zhao, san kou? zhe wan yi liang fen you hao xia qu, ni tu lu yi kou jiu mei le, |
| [02:35.45] | na bu xing, wo men xiao, ni de rang zhe wo men." |
| [02:37.84] | na ge shuo, bu cheng, wo ye tian yi wen qian le, wo ye hua qian le |
| [02:40.73] | hao, si ge ren da qi lai le. |
| [02:42.63] | zheng da zhe ne, zhe lao shi hui lai le. |
| [02:45.37] | xian sheng yi kan," hei! gan shen me na?" |
| [02:47.66] | " ai! lao shi, wo men he liang fen er na." |
| [02:52.14] | " he liang fen wei shi me da jia?" |
| [02:53.93] | " , bu shi, ren jia zhe liang fen a, si ge qian yi wan, |
| [02:57.81] | wo mei you, wo men yi ren cou le yi wen qian, mai le yi wan liang fen er. |
| [03:01.14] | wo men zhe da shi ge shuo,' zhang zhe xian, you zhe hou,' |
| [03:04.25] | ta xian he san kou, ran hou gei wo men fen. |
| [03:06.19] | ni xiang, san kou, yi kou jiu mei le, yin wei zhe ge wo men chao jia." |
| [03:10.43] | xian sheng yi ting bu yuan yi le:" hu tu, hu shuo ba dao! |
| [03:15.41] | bu rang ni men chu lai wan shua ma, you chu lai wan, hai he liang fen er, he liang fen hai da jia! |
| [03:21.18] | zai shuo xiao hai zi zhi jia, ye bu neng he liang fen er na! he liang fen er nao du zi. |
| [03:27.76] | gei qian le mei you?"" gei qian le." |
| [03:29.90] | " gei le ye bu neng he, ni men bu yao he, na lai, wo he." |
| [03:34.81] | ta he le, hei! |
| [03:37.54] | he wan le," lai, nian shu qu!" |
| [03:40.44] | na shui hai nian de xia qu ya! da huo shui nian na, dou bu yuan yi nian |
| [03:46.36] | da xue zhang yi nian, nian shang lun yu: |
| [03:49.60] | " zi yue, zi yue, zi yue, xue er shi xi zhi. mai le liang fen xian sheng chi" |
| [03:56.76] | " zhe shi na ju shang tou de? a? zou zou zou zou, fang xue le, fang xue la!" |
| [04:02.54] | ta mei zhe, ta gei fang xue la |
| [04:05.13] | zhe si ge xiao xue sheng chu lai dou dui man yuan: |
| [04:07.78] | " ni men sa ren bu ting wo de hua, a, kan kan, |
| [04:11.68] | wo yao he san kou ne, gei ni men fen ge duo hao. |
| [04:14.52] | zhe yi kou mei he zhe, rang lao shi gei chi le." |
| [04:18.08] | zhe ge shuo:" de de le ni, ni he san kou, wo men ye zhao yang chi bu zhao." |
| [04:23.63] | " ke shi, zhe zhe xian sheng, zhe jiao shen me shi ne, zan zan ma ta!" |
| [04:29.15] | zhe ge shuo:" bie ma ya, ma ta ming ge ni shang xue, ta bu hai da ni ma? |
| [04:33.75] | zan bie ming zhe ma, zan an zhe ma. ai ai zhe bu zhe ying bi qiang ma." |
| [04:37.80] | tian wang miao you hong ying bi qiang |
| [04:40.40] | " zan men zai zhe he, si ge ren xie ta yi shou shi, |
| [04:43.46] | yi ren xie yi ju, ma ma zhe lao shi." |
| [04:46.97] | " na shui xian xie ya?" |
| [04:48.54] | " shui xian xie, na hai yong shuo ma?' zhang zhe xian, you zhe hou' wa!" |
| [04:53.88] | " ni xian lai ba." zhe da xue sheng, shi san sui zhe ge, mei ban fa |
| [04:58.36] | " hao hao, wo xian lai." na shen me xie ne |
| [05:02.74] | ta zhe hong ying bi qiang a, jiu shi yi ceng hong se, li tou ye shi bai hui. |
| [05:07.07] | tao le ge dong, kou le yi kuai bai hui. zhe ge da xue sheng, shi san sui zhe ge, xie de |
| [05:12.79] | xiao hai er xie shi xie shen me, wu yan, qi yan? gen ben ta xiang bu qi lai |
| [05:17.67] | xie si yan shi, si ge zi er, xie de shen me ne, |
| [05:22.02] | shi:" xiong di si ren." xiao ge er si ge, xiong di si ren |
| [05:27.45] | " lai lai lai, ni xie!" zhe xiao xue sheng xie le si ge zi shi: |
| [05:31.30] | " gong cou si wen." gong cou si wen qian |
| [05:35.24] | " ni xie!" zhe ge xie de shi" mai wan liang fen." |
| [05:39.72] | " xiao bu dian er xie!" xiao bu dian er cai jiu sui, xiao bu dian er yi qiao, |
| [05:44.27] | " yo, xiong di si ren, gong cou si wen, mai wan liang fen, |
| [05:48.45] | wo mei ci er, wo xie bu liao."" ni zen me xie bu liao?" |
| [05:53.52] | " wo zen me xie a, zan men bu shi shuo xie si ju shi ma ma zhe xian sheng ma, |
| [05:59.07] | ma lao shi ma, zhe zen me ma ya? ni kan ni men sa ren san ju mei you lao shi de shi qing |
| [06:05.60] | xiong di si ren, gong cou si wen, mai wan liang fen, wo zhe yi ju, wo zen me ma ya?" |
| [06:11.10] | " na bu guan na ge! na ni ye de xie." |
| [06:13.34] | " zhe bu shi wei nan ren ma, na zhe ai?" xiao bu dian er ye zhen you liang xia zi, |
| [06:19.87] | ta xie le si ge zi xie de hen hao, xie de shi, " xian sheng du tun". |
| [06:26.46] | zhe hui nian hao le:" xiong di si ren, gong cou si wen, mai wan liang fen, xian sheng du tun." |
| [06:32.84] | rang xian sheng gei tun le, chi le. |
| [06:35.12] | " ai, you, you yi si, yi hui ta jiu kan jian le, zou!" |
| [06:38.55] | si ge xiao hai er zou le, si ge xiao hai er gang zou wa, ke qiao yin tian xia yu, |
| [06:43.18] | shang zhe miao li tou, lai si ge bi yu de, bi yu de shi gan shen me de |
| [06:49.25] | ge er si ge gan kao ju zi, shang bei jing gan kao, |
| [06:53.18] | yi kan he, tian wang miao, si da tian wang |
| [06:56.76]魔里青，魔里红，魔里海，魔里寿，[06:58.70] | zhen wei feng a |
| [07:00.50] | zai zhe bi le yi hui yu ne, yu guo tian qing, la ma gang yao zou, |
| [07:05.90] | zhe ge da ge shuo:" ai ai, lao er lao san lao si, kan jian mei you, |
| [07:09.64] | zan men yao zou de shang bu zhao cun xia bu zhao dian, xia qi yu lai, |
| [07:13.48] | yao zai lin bing ge, a, zan men gan kao jiu dan wu le, |
| [07:17.36] | ni kan zen me zhe me qiao, zheng hao dao zhe tian wang miao zhe he |
| [07:20.16] | xia yu, tian wang bao you, zen me yang ne, zen me yang, |
| [07:24.04] | zan men liu ge ji nian, zuo yi shou shi, mei ren xie yi ju." |
| [07:28.69] | " wang na er xie ya?"" ai ai, zhe bu shi, jiu zhe ying bi qiang shang." |
| [07:32.07] | " ai dui le, zhe you bai hui." xiao hai tao na dong, you tao le yi kuai bai hui |
| [07:37.05] | " wo xian xie!" lao da xian xie, xie de shi:" tian wang miao shen da fa shen". |
| [07:46.17] | tian wang miao de shen xiang fa shen gao da, da fa shen |
| [07:50.21] | " lao er ni xie!" lao er xie de shi:" shen chuan kai jia shi long lin". |
| [07:56.99] | jin kui jin jia, wei feng |
| [07:59.37] | " lao san!" lao san xie de shi" nao dai dao you mai dou da". |
| [08:05.64] | " shen liang gao, nao dai da, dui." |
| [08:08.59] | " lao si ni la." zhe lao si wa, ban sha bu nian, sha za |
| [08:15.46] | sha zi yi qiao," wo, wo xie shen me ya." |
| [08:18.71] | " peng tian wang a."" wo zen me peng a? |
| [08:22.64] | tian wang miao she da fa shen, fa shen gao da, ni xie le, |
| [08:26.09] | shen chuan kai jia shi long lin, yi fu hao, ni xie le. |
| [08:30.07] | nao dai dao you mai dou da, lian nao dai da ni dou xie chu lai le, wo hai xie shen me ya?" |
| [08:35.34] | " na bu guan na ge, xie bu liao bu rang ni qu!" |
| [08:39.20] | " zhe bu shi wei nan ren ma, ni qiao, ai ya, wo xiang xiang ci er, |
| [08:43.91] | tian wang miao shen da fa shen, shen liang gao, shen liang gao, nao dai da, |
| [08:48.36] | shen liang gao nao dai da ta wei shi me ne? |
| [08:50.50] | na zhen na ren na me gao na me da ne, na ta yi ding shi chi de duo. |
| [08:54.83] | fan zheng chi de duo ne la de duo." |
| [08:56.27] | ai, ta zi ji qiong nian dao, dao zhe he, |
| [09:01.42] | ling ji yi dong, you lei, ta xie le qi ge zi: |
| [09:05.65] | " yi pao da fen shi wu jin." |
| [09:12.45] | lao da zhe me yi kan, bi zi dou qi wai le, |
| [09:15.59] | " hai hai hai, sha za ni zhe ke tai bu xiang hua le, ren la yi pao shi you la shi wu jin de ma?" |
| [09:24.08] | " na na ta shen liang gao nao dai da, chi de duo la de duo, wo jiu zhe ci er, bu xing wo ye mei ban fa." |
| [09:31.06] | lao er shuo:" de de de, da ge, zan beng gen ta mo fan, zan men zou ba." |
| [09:33.82] | ge si ge shang ma zou le. zhe ge si ge zou le, yu guo tian qing a, tian r hai ting re |
| [09:39.76] | xian sheng chu lai le, na zhe shan zi: |
| [09:44.49] | " ai ya! zhe tian hai de xia, na bian er hai you hei yun, men re, en! |
| [09:53.17] | ? shen me ren tao yan, ying bi qiang shang hua hao xie ge bai dao zi!" |
| [10:01.10] | xian sheng yan shen you dian bu de li," qu zhe, tao yan!" |
| [10:05.60] | dao wu li tou na ge lian pen, na le ge tiao zhou, nong dian shui, yao gei shua ge |
| [10:10.35] | " ni kan kan, zhe ge bai, o?" |
| [10:14.33] | lin jin le yi qiao," bu shi bai dao zi, zi. |
| [10:18.58] | si hang qi qi zheng zheng, hai shi shi. o, wo kan kan, duo shao yan ne? |
| [10:25.05]一、二、三、四、五、六、七、八、九、十、十一……十一言诗。"[10:34.52] | na shi yi yan shi a, ta gang cai na ge xiao hai, si ge xiao hai er a, shen liang ai a, |
| [10:41.35] | jiu xie zai xia mian le, zhe si ge gan kao ju zi da ren a, ta xie zai gao tou le |
| [10:49.40] | ke qiao gei xie dui tang er le, qi shi hai mei dui tang er, hai xie zhe dian er na. |
| [10:55.27] | xian sheng zhe yan shen er yao ming, ta bu shi jin shi yan, ta xie shi yan, |
| [11:01.81] | ta kan shu a kan bao ta de zhe yang er cai neng guo lai ne |
| [11:05.95] | ta kan zhe dui tang er le," rang wo lai nian yi nian: |
| [11:11.22] | ' tian wang miao shen da fa shen xiong di si ren' hao di, zhe shi shuo si da tian wang, hao. |
| [11:22.44] | di er ju,' shen chuan kai jia shi long lin gong cou si wen', zhe jiao shen me hua ya? |
| [11:33.57] | si da tian wang cou si wen qian shen me shi qing? ai ya, mei you dao li |
| [11:39.61] | zhe ju ne, nao dai dao you mai dou da mai wan liang fen', shen me yi si, |
| [11:49.27] | zen me hui da nao dai chi liang fen ne? bu xiang hua! |
| [11:53.07] | o, zhe ju hao le, |
| [11:55.31] | ' yi pao da fen shi wu jin xian sheng du tun!' |
| [11:58.41] | wo, wo ya!" |
| [00:03.31] | wǒ shuō zhè duàn ne jiào tiān wáng miào |
| [00:05.86] | zhè tiān wáng miào a, kě bú shì xiàn zài de shì qíng |
| [00:09.09] | zài zhè gè qīng cháo a, xián fēng nián jiān de shì qíng |
| [00:13.67] | jiù zài tōng zhōu |
| [00:15.39] | tiān wáng miào ne shì shì shì gè miào, dāng rán shì miào le |
| [00:19.97] | tā zhè miào lǐ tou wa yǒu shì qíng |
| [00:22.06] | miào lǐ tou zhù zhe yí gè jiào xué de lǎo shī, |
| [00:26.01] | nà shí hou nà gè jiào xué ya, jiù shì sān ge zì |
| [00:28.65] | niàn bèi dǎ |
| [00:30.15] | xiǎo hái ér shàng xué lái niàn, niàn wán le bèi, bèi bù xià lái dǎ |
| [00:33.36] | jiù zhè gè, niàn bèi dǎ |
| [00:35.35] | zhè lǎo shī jiào zhe jǐ gè xiǎo xué shēng |
| [00:37.89] | zhè tiān na, dōng zhuāng yǒu gè zhào yuán wài qǐng lǎo shī gěi xiě chéng zǐ |
| [00:42.87] | lǎo shī zǒu, shuō nǐ men hǎo hǎo niàn shū a, huí lái a āi zhe gè ér bèi, |
| [00:48.00] | bèi bù xià lái wǒ shì āi zhe gè ér dǎ, bù xǔ chū qù |
| [00:52.78] | tā shuō wán le tā zǒu le, tā zǒu zhī hòu xiǎo hái néng tīng tā de huà ma, quán chū lái le |
| [00:58.42] | yòu shì tiān rè, zài wài tou wán, dà huǒ ér cáng méng gē wán ér |
| [01:02.64] | wán zhe wán zhe, guò lái yí gè zuò xiǎo mǎi mài de, |
| [01:07.02] | mài liáng fěn ér de, tiāo zhe tiāo zi:" suān là liáng fěn yō!" |
| [01:11.57] | rè tiān nà, xiǎo hái zi men zhè me yī pǎo, xīn huǒ shàng lái le |
| [01:15.45] | " āi! mài liáng fěn de, jǐ gè qián yī wǎn nǎ." |
| [01:19.74] | " sì wén qián yī wǎn." |
| [01:22.33] | " sì, sì wén qián, wǒ zhè yǒu yí gè qián mài ma?" |
| [01:25.84] | " yí gè qián bù mài." |
| [01:27.88] | " yí gè qián bù mài nà zěn me āi, nǐ yǒu qián ma?" wèn nà xiǎo xué shēng |
| [01:32.69] | nà xiǎo xué shēng shuō:" wǒ yǒu yī wén qián." |
| [01:34.74] | zhè gè shuō:" wǒ yě yǒu yī wén." |
| [01:35.81] | " wǒ yě yǒu yí gè qián." |
| [01:37.40] | sì gè rén ne, còu le sì wén qián, |
| [01:40.04] | " gěi wǒ men lái yī wǎn ér." |
| [01:41.84] | mài liáng fěn de shèng shàng le |
| [01:43.80] | zhè gè dà xué zhǎng, shí sān suì le, dà yì diǎn, tā jī líng a |
| [01:49.12] | shèng dé gē, tā bǎ zhè liáng fěn ér wǎn duān qǐ lái le |
| [01:52.16] | liáng fěn wǎn ne, tā gēn dié zǐ shì de zhè me qiǎn, bǐ dié zǐ xiē wēi shēn yì diǎn |
| [01:56.46] | tā wǎng qǐ yī duān:" āi, shī dì shī dì shī dì, |
| [02:03.36] | nǐ men dōu bǐ wǒ xiǎo, wǒ bǐ nǐ men dà, a, |
| [02:06.93] | zán men zài shū fáng lǐ niàn shū, nǐ men méi niàn guò ma, shèng rén yǒu yún nǎ, |
| [02:11.81] | shì' zhǎng zhě xiān, yòu zhě hòu' wa, |
| [02:15.85] | bù lùn shén me shì, zhǎng zhě xiān yòu zhě hòu |
| [02:18.68] | wǒ bǐ nǐ men dà, wǒ shì zhǎng zhě, wǒ xiān, wǒ xiān lái, |
| [02:21.72] | zhè me zhāo, zhè wǎn liáng fěn wǒ hē sān kǒu, rán hòu nǐ men fēn." |
| [02:25.28] | " a?" zhè sā rén ér yī tīng, |
| [02:29.27] | " zěn me zhāo, sān kǒu? zhè wán yì liáng fěn yòu hǎo xià qù, nǐ tū lū yī kǒu jiù méi le, |
| [02:35.45] | nà bù xíng, wǒ men xiǎo, nǐ dé ràng zhe wǒ men." |
| [02:37.84] | nà gè shuō, bù chéng, wǒ yě tiān yī wén qián le, wǒ yě huā qián le |
| [02:40.73] | hǎo, sì gè rén dǎ qǐ lái le. |
| [02:42.63] | zhèng dǎ zhe ne, zhè lǎo shī huí lái le. |
| [02:45.37] | xiān shēng yī kàn," hēi! gàn shén me nǎ?" |
| [02:47.66] | " āi! lǎo shī, wǒ men hē liáng fěn ér nǎ." |
| [02:52.14] | " hē liáng fěn wèi shí me dǎ jià?" |
| [02:53.93] | " , bú shì, rén jiā zhè liáng fěn a, sì gè qián yī wǎn, |
| [02:57.81] | wǒ méi yǒu, wǒ men yī rén còu le yī wén qián, mǎi le yī wǎn liáng fěn ér. |
| [03:01.14] | wǒ men zhè dà shī gē shuō,' zhǎng zhě xiān, yòu zhě hòu,' |
| [03:04.25] | tā xiān hē sān kǒu, rán hòu gěi wǒ men fēn. |
| [03:06.19] | nǐ xiǎng, sān kǒu, yī kǒu jiù méi le, yīn wèi zhè gè wǒ men chǎo jià." |
| [03:10.43] | xiān shēng yī tīng bù yuàn yì le:" hú tú, hú shuō bā dào! |
| [03:15.41] | bù ràng nǐ men chū lái wán shuǎ ma, yòu chū lái wán, hái hē liáng fěn ér, hē liáng fěn hái dǎ jià! |
| [03:21.18] | zài shuō xiǎo hái zi zhī jiā, yě bù néng hē liáng fěn ér nǎ! hē liáng fěn ér nào dǔ zi. |
| [03:27.76] | gěi qián le méi yǒu?"" gěi qián le." |
| [03:29.90] | " gěi le yě bù néng hē, nǐ men bú yào hē, ná lái, wǒ hē." |
| [03:34.81] | tā hē le, hēi! |
| [03:37.54] | hē wán le," lái, niàn shū qù!" |
| [03:40.44] | nà shuí hái niàn dé xià qù ya! dà huǒ shuí niàn nà, dōu bù yuàn yì niàn |
| [03:46.36] | dà xué zhǎng yī niàn, niàn shàng lún yǔ: |
| [03:49.60] | " zǐ yuē, zǐ yuē, zǐ yuē, xué ér shí xí zhī. mǎi le liáng fěn xiān shēng chī" |
| [03:56.76] | " zhè shì nǎ jù shàng tou de? a? zǒu zǒu zǒu zǒu, fàng xué le, fàng xué la!" |
| [04:02.54] | tā méi zhé, tā gěi fàng xué la |
| [04:05.13] | zhè sì gè xiǎo xué shēng chū lái dōu duì mán yuàn: |
| [04:07.78] | " nǐ men sā rén bù tīng wǒ de huà, a, kàn kàn, |
| [04:11.68] | wǒ yào hē sān kǒu ne, gěi nǐ men fēn gē duō hǎo. |
| [04:14.52] | zhè yī kǒu méi hē zhe, ràng lǎo shī gěi chī le." |
| [04:18.08] | zhè gè shuō:" de de le nǐ, nǐ hē sān kǒu, wǒ men yě zhào yàng chī bù zháo." |
| [04:23.63] | " kě shì, zhè zhè xiān shēng, zhè jiào shén me shì ne, zán zán mà tā!" |
| [04:29.15] | zhè gè shuō:" bié mà ya, mà tā míng gè nǐ shàng xué, tā bù hái dǎ nǐ ma? |
| [04:33.75] | zán bié míng zhe mà, zán àn zhe mà. āi āi zhè bù zhè yǐng bì qiáng ma." |
| [04:37.80] | tiān wáng miào yǒu hóng yǐng bì qiáng |
| [04:40.40] | " zán men zài zhè hé, sì gè rén xiě tā yī shǒu shī, |
| [04:43.46] | yī rén xiě yī jù, mà mà zhè lǎo shī." |
| [04:46.97] | " nà shuí xiān xiě ya?" |
| [04:48.54] | " shuí xiān xiě, nà hái yòng shuō ma?' zhǎng zhě xiān, yòu zhě hòu' wa!" |
| [04:53.88] | " nǐ xiān lái ba." zhè dà xué shēng, shí sān suì zhè gè, méi bàn fǎ |
| [04:58.36] | " hǎo hǎo, wǒ xiān lái." ná shén me xiě ne |
| [05:02.74] | tā zhè hóng yǐng bì qiáng a, jiù shì yī céng hóng sè, lǐ tou yě shì bái huī. |
| [05:07.07] | tāo le gè dòng, kōu le yí kuài bái huī. zhè gè dà xué shēng, shí sān suì zhè gè, xiě de |
| [05:12.79] | xiǎo hái ér xiě shī xiē shén me, wǔ yán, qī yán? gēn běn tā xiǎng bù qǐ lái |
| [05:17.67] | xiě sì yán shī, sì gè zì ér, xiě de shén me ne, |
| [05:22.02] | shì:" xiōng dì sì rén." xiǎo gē ér sì gè, xiōng dì sì rén |
| [05:27.45] | " lái lái lái, nǐ xiě!" zhè xiǎo xué shēng xiě le sì gè zì shì: |
| [05:31.30] | " gòng còu sì wén." gòng còu sì wén qián |
| [05:35.24] | " nǐ xiě!" zhè gè xiě de shì" mǎi wǎn liáng fěn." |
| [05:39.72] | " xiǎo bù diǎn ér xiě!" xiǎo bù diǎn ér cái jiǔ suì, xiǎo bù diǎn ér yī qiáo, |
| [05:44.27] | " yō, xiōng dì sì rén, gòng còu sì wén, mǎi wǎn liáng fěn, |
| [05:48.45] | wǒ méi cí ér, wǒ xiě bù liǎo."" nǐ zěn me xiě bù liǎo?" |
| [05:53.52] | " wǒ zěn me xiě a, zán men bú shì shuō xiě sì jù shī mà mà zhè xiān shēng ma, |
| [05:59.07] | mà lǎo shī ma, zhè zěn me mà ya? nǐ kàn nǐ men sā rén sān jù méi yǒu lǎo shī de shì qíng |
| [06:05.60] | xiōng dì sì rén, gòng còu sì wén, mǎi wǎn liáng fěn, wǒ zhè yī jù, wǒ zěn me mà ya?" |
| [06:11.10] | " nà bù guǎn nà gè! nà nǐ yě de xiě." |
| [06:13.34] | " zhè bú shì wéi nán rén ma, nà zhè āi?" xiǎo bù diǎn ér yě zhēn yǒu liǎng xià zǐ, |
| [06:19.87] | tā xiě le sì gè zì xiě de hěn hǎo, xiě de shì, " xiān shēng dú tūn". |
| [06:26.46] | zhè huí niàn hǎo le:" xiōng dì sì rén, gòng còu sì wén, mǎi wǎn liáng fěn, xiān shēng dú tūn." |
| [06:32.84] | ràng xiān shēng gěi tūn le, chī le. |
| [06:35.12] | " āi, yǒu, yǒu yì sī, yī huì tā jiù kàn jiàn le, zǒu!" |
| [06:38.55] | sì gè xiǎo hái ér zǒu le, sì gè xiǎo hái ér gāng zǒu wa, kě qiǎo yīn tiān xià yǔ, |
| [06:43.18] | shàng zhe miào lǐ tou, lái sì gè bì yǔ de, bì yǔ de shì gàn shén me de |
| [06:49.25] | gē ér sì gè gǎn kǎo jǔ zǐ, shàng běi jīng gǎn kǎo, |
| [06:53.18] | yī kàn hē, tiān wáng miào, sì dà tiān wáng |
| [06:56.76]魔里青，魔里红，魔里海，魔里寿，[06:58.70] | zhēn wēi fēng a |
| [07:00.50] | zài zhè bì le yī huì yǔ ne, yǔ guò tiān qíng, lā mǎ gāng yào zǒu, |
| [07:05.90] | zhè gè dà gē shuō:" āi āi, lǎo èr lǎo sān lǎo sì, kàn jiàn méi yǒu, |
| [07:09.64] | zán men yào zǒu de shàng bù zháo cūn xià bù zháo diàn, xià qǐ yǔ lái, |
| [07:13.48] | yào zài lìn bìng gē, a, zán men gǎn kǎo jiù dān wù le, |
| [07:17.36] | nǐ kàn zěn me zhè me qiǎo, zhèng hǎo dào zhè tiān wáng miào zhè hé |
| [07:20.16] | xià yǔ, tiān wáng bǎo yòu, zěn me yàng ne, zěn me yàng, |
| [07:24.04] | zán men liú gè jì niàn, zuò yī shǒu shī, měi rén xiě yī jù." |
| [07:28.69] | " wǎng nǎ ér xiě ya?"" āi āi, zhè bú shì, jiù zhè yǐng bì qiáng shàng." |
| [07:32.07] | " āi duì le, zhè yǒu bái huī." xiǎo hái tāo nà dòng, yòu tāo le yí kuài bái huī |
| [07:37.05] | " wǒ xiān xiě!" lǎo dà xiān xiě, xiě de shì:" tiān wáng miào shén dà fǎ shēn". |
| [07:46.17] | tiān wáng miào de shén xiàng fǎ shēn gāo dà, dà fǎ shēn |
| [07:50.21] | " lǎo èr nǐ xiě!" lǎo èr xiě de shì:" shēn chuān kǎi jiǎ shì lóng lín". |
| [07:56.99] | jīn kuī jīn jiǎ, wēi fēng |
| [07:59.37] | " lǎo sān!" lǎo sān xiě de shì" nǎo dài dào yǒu mài dǒu dà". |
| [08:05.64] | " shēn liàng gāo, nǎo dài dà, duì." |
| [08:08.59] | " lǎo sì nǐ la." zhè lǎo sì wa, bàn shǎ bù nián, shǎ zá |
| [08:15.46] | shǎ zi yī qiáo," wǒ, wǒ xiě shén me ya." |
| [08:18.71] | " pěng tiān wáng a."" wǒ zěn me pěng a? |
| [08:22.64] | tiān wáng miào shè dà fǎ shēn, fǎ shēn gāo dà, nǐ xiě le, |
| [08:26.09] | shēn chuān kǎi jiǎ shì lóng lín, yī fú hǎo, nǐ xiě le. |
| [08:30.07] | nǎo dài dào yǒu mài dǒu dà, lián nǎo dài dà nǐ dōu xiě chū lái le, wǒ hái xiě shén me ya?" |
| [08:35.34] | " nà bù guǎn nà gè, xiě bù liǎo bù ràng nǐ qù!" |
| [08:39.20] | " zhè bú shì wéi nán rén ma, nǐ qiáo, āi yā, wǒ xiǎng xiǎng cí ér, |
| [08:43.91] | tiān wáng miào shén dà fǎ shēn, shēn liàng gāo, shēn liàng gāo, nǎo dài dà, |
| [08:48.36] | shēn liàng gāo nǎo dài dà tā wèi shí me ne? |
| [08:50.50] | nà zhèn nà rén nà me gāo nà me dà ne, nà tā yí dìng shì chī dé duō. |
| [08:54.83] | fǎn zhèng chī dé duō ne lā dé duō." |
| [08:56.27] | āi, tā zì jǐ qióng niàn dāo, dào zhè hé, |
| [09:01.42] | líng jī yī dòng, yǒu lei, tā xiě le qī ge zì: |
| [09:05.65] | " yī pào dà fèn shí wǔ jīn." |
| [09:12.45] | lǎo dà zhè me yī kàn, bí zǐ dōu qì wāi le, |
| [09:15.59] | " hāi hāi hāi, shǎ zá nǐ zhè kě tài bù xiàng huà le, rén lā yī pào shǐ yǒu lā shí wǔ jīn de ma?" |
| [09:24.08] | " nà nà tā shēn liàng gāo nǎo dài dà, chī dé duō lā dé duō, wǒ jiù zhè cí ér, bù xíng wǒ yě méi bàn fǎ." |
| [09:31.06] | lǎo èr shuō:" de de dé, dà gē, zán béng gēn tā mò fán, zán men zǒu ba." |
| [09:33.82] | gē sì gè shàng mǎ zǒu le. zhè gē sì gè zǒu le, yǔ guò tiān qíng a, tiān r hái tǐng rè |
| [09:39.76] | xiān shēng chū lái le, ná zhe shàn zi: |
| [09:44.49] | " āi yā! zhè tiān hái dé xià, nà biān ér hái yǒu hēi yún, mēn rè, ēn! |
| [09:53.17] | ? shén me rén tǎo yàn, yǐng bì qiáng shàng huà hǎo xiē gè bái dào zǐ!" |
| [10:01.10] | xiān shēng yǎn shén yǒu diǎn bù dé lì," qù zhè, tǎo yàn!" |
| [10:05.60] | dào wū lǐ tou ná gè liǎn pén, ná le gè tiáo zhǒu, nòng diǎn shuǐ, yào gěi shuā gē |
| [10:10.35] | " nǐ kàn kàn, zhè gè bái, ó?" |
| [10:14.33] | lín jìn le yī qiáo," bú shì bái dào zǐ, zì. |
| [10:18.58] | sì háng qí qí zhěng zhěng, hái shì shī. ó, wǒ kàn kàn, duō shǎo yán ne? |
| [10:25.05]一、二、三、四、五、六、七、八、九、十、十一……十一言诗。"[10:34.52] | nǎ shí yī yán shī a, tā gāng cái nà gè xiǎo hái, sì gè xiǎo hái ér a, shēn liàng ǎi a, |
| [10:41.35] | jiù xiě zài xià miàn le, zhè sì gè gǎn kǎo jǔ zǐ dà rén a, tā xiě zài gāo tou le |
| [10:49.40] | kě qiǎo gěi xiě duì tàng ér le, qí shí hái méi duì tàng ér, hái xié zhe diǎn ér nǎ. |
| [10:55.27] | xiān shēng zhè yǎn shén ér yào mìng, tā bú shì jìn shì yǎn, tā xié shì yǎn, |
| [11:01.81] | tā kàn shū a kàn bào tā de zhè yàng ér cái néng guò lái ne |
| [11:05.95] | tā kàn zhe duì tàng ér le," ràng wǒ lái niàn yī niàn: |
| [11:11.22] | ' tiān wáng miào shén dà fǎ shēn xiōng dì sì rén' hǎo dī, zhè shì shuō sì dà tiān wáng, hǎo. |
| [11:22.44] | dì èr jù,' shēn chuān kǎi jiǎ shì lóng lín gòng còu sì wén', zhè jiào shén me huà ya? |
| [11:33.57] | sì dà tiān wáng còu sì wén qián shén me shì qíng? āi yā, méi yǒu dào li |
| [11:39.61] | zhè jù ne, nǎo dài dào yǒu mài dǒu dà mǎi wǎn liáng fěn', shén me yì sī, |
| [11:49.27] | zěn me huì dà nǎo dài chī liáng fěn ne? bù xiàng huà! |
| [11:53.07] | ō, zhè jù hǎo le, |
| [11:55.31] | ' yī pào dà fèn shí wǔ jīn xiān shēng dú tūn!' |
| [11:58.41] | wǒ, wǒ ya!" |
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