| [00:13.010] | 我今儿说这段笑话啊,这不是现在的事情,多咱的事情?清朝. |
| [00:22.870] | 清朝啊,甭管什么年间啦,在这个玉田县呢,新上任一个知县. |
| [00:32.260] | 这个知县没到任的时候啊,在这个县衙门里头,三班衙役大家都提心吊胆. |
| [00:33.630] | 为什么呀? |
| [00:45.960] | 那个社会,一说新来个官儿,得.他要带他三亲六故,亲戚朋友,'呼啦"一下来上任,县衙门人全刷下去,就用他的亲戚朋友了. |
| [00:47.420] | 大家提心吊胆. |
| [00:53.900] | 赶这知县到啦,三班衙役、县衙门人这么一瞧,大伙高兴啦. |
| [01:08.480] | 一看:这知县没带别人,就带着官眷.官眷也没有外人,就是太太,还带着两个少爷,大少爷八岁,二少爷五岁. |
| [01:15.400] | 哎,人很简单.大伙儿一瞧,行.没带人,咱们还能在衙门里做事,大伙高兴. |
| [01:26.250] | 上来呢,就给这个知县磕头,"给太爷道喜,给太爷道喜,给太爷道喜."大伙儿磕完头,都起来了. |
| [01:29.450] | 知县说:"好,好.每人赏你们一两银子." |
| [01:33.470] | "谢谢老爷,谢谢老爷,谢谢老爷." |
| [01:36.600] | 这干吗呢?请安呢.清朝啊,兴"请安". |
| [01:47.300] | "谢谢老爷."他这"请安"呢,总得往前迈一步似的这样--"谢谢老爷."这样,--"谢谢老爷."."谢谢老爷." |
| [01:50.320] | 大伙儿都访完了安了. |
| [01:54.630] | 知县就问:"咱们这儿地面怎么样啊?" |
| [01:57.680] | "地面还很平静." |
| [02:04.050] | 知县一听,高兴."噢.地面平静,那好啦,我也甭找你们要什么案啦." |
| [02:15.010] | 什么叫"要案"呢?这个新官儿到任啊,那当得来个下马威,要几件、几件案子,你们得给我办来,我得呀,抖抖我的威风. |
| [02:49.400] | 这个知县他一听呢,"地面平静","那我也甭找你们要什么案子啦,哎,这么着吧,限你们三天限,给我找三个人来.这三个人哪,要一个呀,急性子的；再给我找一个慢性子；再给我找一个爱小便宜儿的来.限三天限,找着有赏,找不着?每人打四十板子,下去吧." |
| [02:55.600] | 三班衙役下来了.二位班头呢,张头儿和李头儿,俩人就商量 |
| [03:01.110] | "哎,张大哥,这好哇,不让咱们办案啦,找这么仨人,行." |
| [03:07.230] | 这位说:"你别糊涂了,找仨人还好找哇?还不如办案哪." |
| [03:08.460] | "怎么?" |
| [03:28.440] | "怎么?急性子、慢性子、爱小便宜,你知道谁是急性子?你知道谁是慢性子啊?走到街上你能问吗?对面来一位,'哦?这位.您爱小便宜吗'?那不打起来了那不." |
| [03:31.330] | "哟.对呀.那怎么办呢?" |
| [03:38.090] | "怎么办呢?反正咱们也得找找去.走,走,外头遛遛.开开心吧,反正三天限哪." |
| [03:46.330] | 俩人出来啦.张头和李头,这个说:"走,走,咱们开开心,戏园子先听戏去."俩人上戏园子啦. |
| [04:01.540] | 人这儿一看:好.县衙门里头二位班头来了,赶紧前边给找座.就在这个第四排上搬了两个椅子,俩人坐在那儿,台上正唱《玉堂春》,这二位坐这儿听戏. |
| [04:30.100] | 在他们眼头里第三排呀,坐着一个人.这个人听戏,这样:搭着腿儿,直眉瞪眼看着台上,手上也有动作,脑袋还晃悠,就这个劲儿.两边儿的人都看他,都不看戏啦 |
| [04:34.510] | 二位头一瞧:这家伙.怎么这么讨厌呢?这干吗这是? |
| [04:39.540] | 他正摇头晃脑呢好.这么工夫,打外边进来一个小孩子 |
| [04:51.460] | 这小孩儿就到这个人眼前:"爸爸,爸爸,你赶紧家走吧,咱们家里着火啦." |
| [04:55.830] | 大伙一听就吓坏啦.二位头儿也吓一跳. |
| [05:05.260] | 可是这个人呢?就这个劲的:小孩子跟他说话,没看这孩子,还看着台上. |
| [05:14.170] | "嗯?着火啦?大不大呀?" |
| [05:17.360] | "大,大极啦." |
| [05:25.570] | "噢,大极啦.哎呀,先着的东房啊,先着的西房呢?" |
| [05:30.330] | "啊,全着啦.您快点儿吧,我妈让你赶紧回去哪." |
| [05:40.260] | "噢,好.等一会儿啊,跟我这儿呆一会儿,看完《玉堂春》咱们爷俩一块儿走." |
| [05:47.180] | 旁边坐着一个大个子,站起来抡圆了就给这人一个嘴巴 |
| [05:49.620] | "你这小子.太可气啦." |
| [05:53.390] | "哎?"站起来了,"你……打我干吗?" |
| [06:10.250] | "啊,我打你干吗?嘿.我不是现在想打你,就刚才你那摇头晃脑那劲儿,我就憋着揍你哪.你们家里着火啦.你还问先着东房,先着西房?怎么着?还听完《玉堂春》?这像话吗?这个." |
| [06:16.450] | "那……那你管我呢?我家去不也着了吗?" |
| [06:21.460] | "不像话."戏园子就乱啦.二位头在这儿给了了吧. |
| [06:35.690] | 二位头就说:"你看,你这个人真是的.啊,你看你,那个看戏那个讨厌的样子,摇头晃脑.这还不算,家里着火了,你还听《玉堂春》,这像话吗?" |
| [06:43.280] | "嗯……我想这个,它已经着了,到家不还是着吗?" |
| [06:45.560] | "废话.到家着你倒救去呀." |
| [06:48.290] | "我打这儿走到家也晚了." |
| [06:50.440] | "没听说过,你这不像话." |
| [06:55.470] | "那他也不能打我呀?我这人,我就这么慢性子嘛." |
| [07:01.640] | "啊?慢性子?二哥.锁上他.""哗棱.嘎崩儿."弄锁链子锁上了. |
| [07:05.150] | 这一锁他傻了:"什么事你们锁人呢?" |
| [07:07.630] | "不知道?一会儿你就知道啦." |
| [07:14.580] | "可你也不对,有话你跟他说呀,别上去就一个嘴巴,我们这瞧着呢." |
| [07:20.000] | "啊.那……他说的不像话.我就打.我这人就这急性子." |
| [07:26.620] | "啊?急性子啊?把他也锁上.""哗棱.嘎崩儿."把这个也锁上啦. |
| [07:36.840] | "行.一找找着俩.走,回衙门."二位班头,戏也不听了,把俩人送回衙门去了,送到班房押起来. |
| [07:46.130] | "嘿.想不到哇,咱们哥俩,头一天,这一出门就找着俩.哎,还短一个爱小便宜的." |
| [07:53.480] | 这说:"得了,得啦,贪多嚼不烂.一天就碰见了?哪儿那么巧啊?明儿再说吧.我肚子饿了." |
| [07:58.770] | "饿了?咱们这儿也开过饭了,走,走.咱们外头,茶馆、茶楼上吃点儿点心." |
| [08:17.200] | "走.",哥俩出来了,找了一个大茶楼,上楼啊,一看:靠犄角这儿有张桌,哥俩就坐这儿了,要了点儿点心,彻上壶茶,这儿喝着茶.点心还没来呢,东北犄角那儿,打起来啦. |
| [08:20.780] | 人说:"二位头在这儿呢,大伙给了了,了了." |
| [08:54.050] | 二位头一听,赶紧过来了,到这儿一瞧:这张桌啊,对面坐着这一个人.这可俩人对脸坐着.这边坐着这个人哪,就这样:看着这桌子,桌子上好些个芝麻.旁边呢,有俩人:一个呀,端着一屉包子,一个端着一笸箩烧饼.二位头一问,怎么回事情呢?敢情这人呢,来了半天啦,在这儿喝茶.过来一个端着屉卖包子的 |
| [08:58.890] | 这人就说:"包子,热吗?" |
| [08:59.970] | "热的." |
| [09:02.410] | ["来,来,来两碟儿.来两碟儿." |
| [09:04.830] | 摆在这儿啦. |
| [09:09.860] | "啊,你去吧.一会儿拿碟、拿钱.去吧." |
| [09:53.870] | 人家卖包子的当然走啦.他一看卖包子的走了.他对面还坐着一个人哪,跟没看见人家一样,就把这包子拿起来,一翻个儿,拿这小拇哥这指甲盖儿,把这包子底儿划了半个圈儿.划完了.把这馅儿倒出来了,搁嘴里吃了,然后吹鼓了,又给码碟里了；又划一个,又吃了,吹鼓了,又搁碟里头了.好,这一碟四个包子呢,他是吃俩馅,儿,一碟吃俩馅儿.吃完了,搁到这儿了. |
| [10:07.110] | 等这卖包子的过来了,"卖包子的,你们这不对呀.回屉的还卖给我?你们得瞧瞧人啊?看人做买卖?这……这,我也不跟你们一般见识,拿走吧." |
| [10:42.170] | 卖包子的一听,"哎,凉啦?回头新屉来了,我再给您换,回去再馏馏去."端着走了.到笼屉那儿一掀锅,往里搁呀.打碟儿里捡起一个来,"哎?馅儿怎么没啦?"这还干呀?这也甭回屉啦,也甭卖啦.搁这儿吧."噢?这也没馅儿啦?"一看:好.四个没馅儿的.也没抓住人家呀,也不敢问人家呀,可就留他的神了. |
| [10:46.790] | 哎,这么工夫上楼一个卖烧饼的,做买卖向着做小买卖的. |
| [10:55.900] | "哎.卖饶饼的,别上那人那儿卖去呀.那人,他抠我包子馅儿吃.你要去了,就倒霉啦.吃你半拉烧饼,回头他不要." |
| [11:06.490] | "没听说.烧饼他吃半拉?咬一口他也得拿钱."这个外号叫"王二愣子",挺愣."吃我一个芝麻我都得要钱,你甭管啦." |
| [11:11.620] | "烧饼.烧饼.烧饼."成心到他眼前,"吃烧饼." |
| [11:21.120] | 这家伙呢,"啊,吃.来两碟儿."搁到这儿了. |
| [11:25.230] | "好,你去吧.一会儿拿碟拿钱." |
| [11:34.080] | "一会儿干吗呀?你吃你的吧,就在这呆着."他就站到那儿啦. |
| [11:51.690] | 像这个人,卖烧饼在这儿站着看着你呢,你就别来这套了,他也真有主意,拿起烧饼来,这么一掂:"俩制钱儿一个?多大分量?" |
| [11:53.470] | "二两." |
| [12:31.540] | "这烧饼有二两?真是,这不是胡闹吗?"往桌子上一扔.这一摔掉下好些芝麻.又拿起一个来:"这烧饼有二两?哎哟,呵.这更小了,这……这烧饼有二两?这哪有二两啊?这不是没有的事吗?"他俩烧饼往一块儿,磕,嘣儿、嘣儿……芝麻全掉下来了.这烧饼啊,变了火烧啦,磕了这么一桌子芝麻."没……不够分量,拿走吧." |
| [12:37.580] | "拿走?我拿哪儿去呀?我卖烧饼啊?我是卖火烧哇?给钱." |
| [12:39.280] | "我没吃." |
| [12:46.780] | "没吃?干吗?我走了你好吃芝麻?哪有那事儿啊?少给一个子儿,今儿非揍你不可." |
| [13:03.990] | 这么嚷嚷起来了.二位头儿过来呢,一听,这个情形,"你这个人,你可太……这么样做事太不对啦.啊,怎么啦?吃人包子馅儿,临完事儿往下摔芝麻吃,你这,这……" |
| [13:12.740] | "我跟你们二位说",他认识是县衙门的,"我不是没带钱吗." |
| [13:20.330] | "没带钱?没带钱,你别要人包子啊,没带钱别吃.把人馅儿都抠着吃了." |
| [13:24.040] | "嘿……" |
| [13:27.970] | "乐什么呀?你还乐,这不是讨便宜吗?" |
| [13:34.040] | "哎,是,我……我天生的就是爱小便宜儿." |
| [13:37.410] | "爱小便宜?锁上他."把这个也锁上了. |
| [13:42.240] | "走,走,走.嘿.这回可好,仨人全啦." |
| [14:02.900] | 拉回去了.知县升堂,三班衙役两旁一站,二位头儿把他们带上来:急性子、慢性子、爱小便宜的,把这经过这么一说.知县这么一听,听来听去,听到这个磕烧饼往下掉芝麻,知县都乐了, |
| [14:13.670] | "哎呀.你这家伙啊,这主意.难得.你怎么想的呢?啊?哎,你们仨人认打认罚吧." |
| [14:17.460] | 吓坏啦."老爷,我们认打怎么办呢?" |
| [14:20.370] | "认打呀,每人打八十大板." |
| [14:25.190] | "哎哟.那怎么办呢?您恩典.我们要认罚呢?" |
| [14:29.450] | "认罚?认罚……你们现在在哪儿做事呢?" |
| [14:33.850] | "我们没……没做事."你琢磨着那样怎么做事啊? |
| [14:46.070] | 没做事.那这么办吧,你们要认罚的话,在我这衙门里头跟着我当差.每月每人给二两银子,管吃管喝.认打认罚?快说." |
| [14:51.360] | "老爷,您恩典,我们认罚啦.认罚啦,认罚啦." |
| [15:05.740] | 二位班头可气坏啦,心说:这玩儿.他一定得认罚呀.认打,打八十板子；认罚,给找个事情,就在这儿当差,每月二两银子,这太不公平啦. |
| [15:17.700] | 俩人不愿意.知县也瞧出来了,"你们俩人每人赏你们二两银子.把他们仨人留在咱们衙门里头,你们不知道,有用." |
| [16:15.880] | "你是那个急性子.告诉你,你呀,就跟着我当差,你当我的跟班儿的,我上哪儿你跟我哪儿.因为你是急性子,你跟着我呢,咱们不耽误公事；你不是慢性子吗?好办,我家里有俩少爷--大少爷八岁,二少爷五岁.你给我看着这俩少爷,看孩子.你是慢性人嘛,孩子怎么磨你,你也不着急,明白吗?你爱小便宜啊,吃芝麻、抠包子馅儿,好啦,你在我这县衙门里头,给我当买办.我这县衙门里头无论买什么东西,都由你去.你去买呢,买的便宜,如果你要买的特别便宜,每月我再给你加二两银子." |
| [16:20.550] | 这叫什么事啊?知县想的挺好. |
| [16:28.620] | 好、想不到,当天就用上了.怎么用上啦. |
| [16:38.710] | 当天啊,外省来了一个大官儿,这个知县得到城外头,这叫迎接上差去. |
| [16:51.630] | 一听这个,赶紧就传这个急性子:"急性子.赶紧的吩咐外头,备轿.你备一匹马,头里当引马.啊,咱们出城,迎接上差.越快越好." |
| [16:52.560] | "是." |
| [17:01.230] | 马上就下去,一会儿工夫,"跟大人回,轿子备好啦."知县也换好了官衣,上了轿. |
| [17:11.060] | 急性子上了马,头了当引马,轰散闲人.嗬.马快轿快.一会儿工夫,就出城了. |
| [17:16.480] | 知县一看,真会用人.啊,这急性子,多好.不耽误事儿啊. |
| [17:33.240] | 一出城,糟啦.有护城河呀.这护城河呀,有这么一个桥,上头叉住车了,来往的菜车呀、粪车呀、土车、驴、马、轿哇,太多.叉住啦.那得半天才过得去呢. |
| [17:40.770] | 知县在轿子里直着急,"嘿.早知道咱不出这个门哪.你看这得等多大时间哪?" |
| [18:02.850] | 这一说这个,急性子,"吁."一勒马,赶紧跳下马来,也不说话,靴子脱了,袜子扒了,就把这个裤腿往上这么一卷,卷起来,到这轿子前,"请太爷下轿." |
| [18:05.790] | 知县不知道什么事啊,"干吗?" |
| [18:11.150] | "您看见没有?我把你背着,咱爷儿俩趟过河去." |
| [18:14.100] | "那行吗?" |
| [18:17.480] | "那怎么会不行呢?您快来吧.您快来吧.预备好了 |
| [18:19.220] | 知县就下了轿子. |
| [18:30.800] | 急性子这么一蹲,"来吧,您.好.大人高升."还得说一句吉祥话. |
| [18:35.020] | 马上这就下河,"稀里哗啦,稀里哗啦"--趟下去啦. |
| [18:42.770] | 嘿,知县一瞧:嗬.这急性子啊,性子真急,真不耽误事儿.有意思啊. |
| [18:52.250] | 他往前走啊,走到河当中,越往当间儿,这水呢越深.他怕县太爷把靴子湿了. |
| [19:21.570] | "哎,老爷,您再高升."哗啦,哗啦……"老爷,您再高升."哗啦,哗啦.就往对过儿趟."老爷,您看这、这……这,您再高升.不行.这儿深啦,老爷.你干脆,您高升."得,知县就骑着他啦."哎,对啦.您把靴子搁前边,省得掉河里湿啦."好,靴子搁前边了." |
| [19:30.320] | 老爷,您看这怎么样?老爷,您看这稳当不稳当?不挨着都没关系."哗啦,哗啦…… |
| [19:39.830] | 快到对岸了,知县也高兴,"嘿.急性子,真不耽误事,回头我赏你两吊钱." |
| [19:40.740] | "谢谢老爷." |
| [19:42.500] | "咚".把老爷扔河里啦 |
| [19:52.290] | 老爷打河里起来,"啊?我说你怎么回事情你,你干吗呀?" |
| [19:54.990] | "我谢赏." |
| [19:58.070] | "谢赏?谢赏你干吗这么忙啊?" |
| [20:00.690] | "您不知道我急性子吗?" |
| [20:05.270] | "急性子?你不过河再谢赏吗?" |
| [20:10.800] | "是啊,您知道我这急性子,您不会过河再赏给我吗?" |
| [20:20.080] | "嗐.你这玩儿真耽误事,衣服都湿啦.这怎么迎接上差呀?走吧.回去换去吧." |
| [20:22.910] | "好.您来,我背着您." |
| [20:26.310] | "背什么呀?已经都湿了,一块儿趟得啦." |
| [20:54.080] | 一块儿趟回来啦.到了县衙门里头,一进这二门一看哪,好.那个慢性子,坐在那个大厅台阶底下晒太阳呢.坐那儿可发愣,不知他干吗呢?摇头晃脑的. |
| [20:59.960] | 知县一瞧,"哎,慢性子,干吗哪?" |
| [21:11.760] | 翻翻眼皮,"想事哪." |
| [21:17.270] | "你想什么事呀?你怎么不哄少爷呀?少爷哪儿去啦?" |
| [21:21.730] | "您问哪个呀?" |
| [21:24.300] | "大少爷." |
| [21:28.730] | "大少爷上学了." |
| [21:30.810] | "二少爷呢?" |
| [21:34.850] | "二少爷……掉井里头了." |
| [21:40.430] | "啊?掉井里头了?你怎么不捞哇?" |
| [21:44.160] | "捞什么呀?已经半天啦." |
| [21:58.740] | "嗬.这可真……慢性子,这个.快点派人捞吧.哎呀,这怎么说的,我怎么用这样的人哪?太耽误事儿啦.来呀.赶紧账房拿五两银子,买棺材去." |
| [22:03.780] | 这一说买棺材去,这爱小便宜的过来啦 |
| [22:08.620] | "老爷,该着我买办的差事了吧." |
| [22:12.420] | "啊,你去吧.""没错.您看便宜不便宜." |
| [22:16.350] | 拿着五两银子,爱小便宜的奔棺材铺了. |
| [22:22.610] | 一进棺材铺:"掌柜的,你们这儿的匣子多少钱一个?" |
| [22:35.410] | "匣子尺码不一样,有四尺八的,四尺八的是四两银子.三尺六的呢,是三两五.有这个二尺四的是三两." |
| [22:43.420] | "嗯?那就不对了,四尺八的四两,二尺四,应当二两,怎么卖三两哪?" |
| [22:46.410] | "那个不成棺材就是让大不让小." |
| [23:07.500] | "那……谁买小的呀?多上当呀?这是四尺八的吧?这三尺六,四尺八的太大了,二尺四的太小啦.这三尺六的这个咱商量商量,咱给三两行吗?" |
| [23:09.880] | "不行,不行.这三两五." |
| [23:17.760] | "三两五?三两五?太多啦.给三两二、三两三?" |
| [23:20.690] | 人家说:"我们不打价,棺材铺不打价." |
| [23:29.520] | "不打价,你别着,急呀,三两五,给你五两银子,找钱.",五两银票递给掌柜的. |
| [23:36.840] | 掌柜的呢,得到柜房里头去找钱去.头里没人,就掌柜的一个人. |
| [23:43.170] | "给您找钱去."掌柜的接着他这银票就进了账房了. |
| [24:07.480] | 爱小便宜的一看,掌柜的进账房了.一看:四周无人,把这三尺六的这大的盖儿打开了,拿起一个小的来,装在这个棺材里头,然后把盖儿一盖,往胳肢窝一夹,净等着找钱. |
| [24:09.220] | "找您钱." |
| [24:09.990] | "拿来." |
| [24:11.600] | "哎,我们给您送." |
| [24:13.510] | "甭送,甭送.我自己会." |
| [24:15.740] | 怎么?他怕人瞧出来呀. |
| [24:18.550] | 自己"噔噔"赶紧跑回县衙门." |
| [24:25.160] | 老爷,我买回来啦,您看看,三两五,便宜不便宜?" |
| [24:28.180] | 孩子都死了,还在乎便宜不便宜?" |
| [24:35.730] | 得得得.就是它啦.咳,废物.大呀.要这么大的干吗呀?" |
| [24:44.110] | 爱小便宜的一听啊,"老爷,大?您看哪."一打盖儿,"这不还有小的吗?" |
| [24:46.730] | 把这小的举出来了 |
| [24:53.070] | 知县一看,"嗐.你这人怎么这么废物哇.你干吗买俩呀?" |
| [24:58.240] | "老爷,这咱们没花钱.他没看见,我拿的." |
| [25:02.320] | "胡说.你拿这个有什么用啊?" |
| [25:08.190] | "哎.老爷,闲里置,忙里用啊.大少爷要再死啦.咱甭买啦.". |
| [00:13.010] | wo jin er shuo zhe duan xiao hua a, zhe bu shi xian zai de shi qing, duo za de shi qing? qing chao. |
| [00:22.870] | qing chao a, beng guan shen me nian jian la, zai zhe ge yu tian xian ne, xin shang ren yi ge zhi xian. |
| [00:32.260] | zhe ge zhi xian mei dao ren de shi hou a, zai zhe ge xian ya men li tou, san ban ya yi da jia dou ti xin diao dan. |
| [00:33.630] | wei shi me ya? |
| [00:45.960] | na ge she hui, yi shuo xin lai ge guan er, de. ta yao dai ta san qin liu gu, qin qi peng you,' hu la" yi xia lai shang ren, xian ya men ren quan shua xia qu, jiu yong ta de qin qi peng you le. |
| [00:47.420] | da jia ti xin diao dan. |
| [00:53.900] | gan zhe zhi xian dao la, san ban ya yi xian ya men ren zhe me yi qiao, da huo gao xing la. |
| [01:08.480] | yi kan: zhe zhi xian mei dai bie ren, jiu dai zhe guan juan. guan juan ye mei you wai ren, jiu shi tai tai, hai dai zhe liang ge shao ye, da shao ye ba sui, er shao ye wu sui. |
| [01:15.400] | ai, ren hen jian dan. da huo er yi qiao, xing. mei dai ren, zan men hai neng zai ya men li zuo shi, da huo gao xing. |
| [01:26.250] | shang lai ne, jiu gei zhe ge zhi xian ke tou," gei tai ye dao xi, gei tai ye dao xi, gei tai ye dao xi." da huo er ke wan tou, dou qi lai le. |
| [01:29.450] | zhi xian shuo:" hao, hao. mei ren shang ni men yi liang yin zi." |
| [01:33.470] | " xie xie lao ye, xie xie lao ye, xie xie lao ye." |
| [01:36.600] | zhe gan ma ne? qing an ne. qing chao a, xing" qing an". |
| [01:47.300] | " xie xie lao ye." ta zhe" qing an" ne, zong dei wang qian mai yi bu shi de zhe yang " xie xie lao ye." zhe yang, " xie xie lao ye."." xie xie lao ye." |
| [01:50.320] | da huo er dou fang wan le an le. |
| [01:54.630] | zhi xian jiu wen:" zan men zhe er di mian zen me yang a?" |
| [01:57.680] | " di mian hai hen ping jing." |
| [02:04.050] | zhi xian yi ting, gao xing." o. di mian ping jing, na hao la, wo ye beng zhao ni men yao shen me an la." |
| [02:15.010] | shen me jiao" yao an" ne? zhe ge xin guan er dao ren a, na dang de lai ge xia ma wei, yao ji jian ji jian an zi, ni men de gei wo ban lai, wo de ya, dou dou wo de wei feng. |
| [02:49.400] | zhe ge zhi xian ta yi ting ne," di mian ping jing"," na wo ye beng zhao ni men yao shen me an zi la, ai, zhe me zhao ba, xian ni men san tian xian, gei wo zhao san ge ren lai. zhe san ge ren na, yao yi ge ya, ji xing zi de zai gei wo zhao yi ge man xing zi zai gei wo zhao yi ge ai xiao pian yi er de lai. xian san tian xian, zhao zhao you shang, zhao bu zhao? mei ren da si shi ban zi, xia qu ba." |
| [02:55.600] | san ban ya yi xia lai le. er wei ban tou ne, zhang tou er he li tou er, lia ren jiu shang liang |
| [03:01.110] | " ai, zhang da ge, zhe hao wa, bu rang zan men ban an la, zhao zhe me sa ren, xing." |
| [03:07.230] | zhe wei shuo:" ni bie hu tu le, zhao sa ren hai hao zhao wa? hai bu ru ban an na." |
| [03:08.460] | " zen me?" |
| [03:28.440] | " zen me? ji xing zi man xing zi ai xiao pian yi, ni zhi dao shui shi ji xing zi? ni zhi dao shui shi man xing zi a? zou dao jie shang ni neng wen ma? dui mian lai yi wei,' o? zhe wei. nin ai xiao pian yi ma'? na bu da qi lai le na bu." |
| [03:31.330] | " yo. dui ya. na zen me ban ne?" |
| [03:38.090] | " zen me ban ne? fan zheng zan men ye de zhao zhao qu. zou, zou, wai tou liu liu. kai kai xin ba, fan zheng san tian xian na." |
| [03:46.330] | lia ren chu lai la. zhang tou he li tou, zhe ge shuo:" zou, zou, zan men kai kai xin, xi yuan zi xian ting xi qu." lia ren shang xi yuan zi la. |
| [04:01.540] | ren zhe er yi kan: hao. xian ya men li tou er wei ban tou lai le, gan jin qian bian gei zhao zuo. jiu zai zhe ge di si pai shang ban le liang ge yi zi, lia ren zuo zai na r, tai shang zheng chang yu tang chun, zhe er wei zuo zhe er ting xi. |
| [04:30.100] | zai ta men yan tou li di san pai ya, zuo zhe yi ge ren. zhe ge ren ting xi, zhe yang: da zhe tui er, zhi mei deng yan kan zhe tai shang, shou shang ye you dong zuo, nao dai hai huang you, jiu zhe ge jin r. liang bian er de ren dou kan ta, dou bu kan xi la |
| [04:34.510] | er wei tou yi qiao: zhe jia huo. zen me zhe me tao yan ne? zhe gan ma zhe shi? |
| [04:39.540] | ta zheng yao tou huang nao ne hao. zhe me gong fu, da wai bian jin lai yi ge xiao hai zi |
| [04:51.460] | zhe xiao hai er jiu dao zhe ge ren yan qian:" ba ba, ba ba, ni gan jin jia zou ba, zan men jia li zhao huo la." |
| [04:55.830] | da huo yi ting jiu xia huai la. er wei tou er ye xia yi tiao. |
| [05:05.260] | ke shi zhe ge ren ne? jiu zhe ge jin de: xiao hai zi gen ta shuo hua, mei kan zhe hai zi, hai kan zhe tai shang. |
| [05:14.170] | " ? zhao huo la? da bu da ya?" |
| [05:17.360] | " da, da ji la." |
| [05:25.570] | " o, da ji la. ai ya, xian zhe de dong fang a, xian zhe de xi fang ne?" |
| [05:30.330] | " a, quan zhe la. nin kuai dian r ba, wo ma rang ni gan jin hui qu na." |
| [05:40.260] | " o, hao. deng yi hui r a, gen wo zhe er dai yi hui er, kan wan yu tang chun zan men ye lia yi kuai er zou." |
| [05:47.180] | pang bian zuo zhe yi ge da ge zi, zhan qi lai lun yuan le jiu gei zhe ren yi ge zui ba |
| [05:49.620] | " ni zhe xiao zi. tai ke qi la." |
| [05:53.390] | " ai?" zhan qi lai le," ni da wo gan ma?" |
| [06:10.250] | " a, wo da ni gan ma? hei. wo bu shi xian zai xiang da ni, jiu gang cai ni na yao tou huang nao na jin r, wo jiu bie zhe zou ni na. ni men jia li zhao huo la. ni hai wen xian zhe dong fang, xian zhe xi fang? zen me zhao? hai ting wan yu tang chun? zhe xiang hua ma? zhe ge." |
| [06:16.450] | " na na ni guan wo ne? wo jia qu bu ye zhe le ma?" |
| [06:21.460] | " bu xiang hua." xi yuan zi jiu luan la. er wei tou zai zhe er gei liao liao ba. |
| [06:35.690] | er wei tou jiu shuo:" ni kan, ni zhe ge ren zhen shi de. a, ni kan ni, na ge kan xi na ge tao yan de yang zi, yao tou huang nao. zhe hai bu suan, jia li zhao huo le, ni hai ting yu tang chun, zhe xiang hua ma?" |
| [06:43.280] | " wo xiang zhe ge, ta yi jing zhe le, dao jia bu hai shi zhe ma?" |
| [06:45.560] | " fei hua. dao jia zhe ni dao jiu qu ya." |
| [06:48.290] | " wo da zhe er zou dao jia ye wan le." |
| [06:50.440] | " mei ting shuo guo, ni zhe bu xiang hua." |
| [06:55.470] | " na ta ye bu neng da wo ya? wo zhe ren, wo jiu zhe me man xing zi ma." |
| [07:01.640] | " a? man xing zi? er ge. suo shang ta."" hua leng. ga beng er." nong suo lian zi suo shang le. |
| [07:05.150] | zhe yi suo ta sha le:" shen me shi ni men suo ren ne?" |
| [07:07.630] | " bu zhi dao? yi hui er ni jiu zhi dao la." |
| [07:14.580] | " ke ni ye bu dui, you hua ni gen ta shuo ya, bie shang qu jiu yi ge zui ba, wo men zhe qiao zhe ne." |
| [07:20.000] | " a. na ta shuo de bu xiang hua. wo jiu da. wo zhe ren jiu zhe ji xing zi." |
| [07:26.620] | " a? ji xing zi a? ba ta ye suo shang."" hua leng. ga beng er." ba zhe ge ye suo shang la. |
| [07:36.840] | " xing. yi zhao zhao zhao lia. zou, hui ya men." er wei ban tou, xi ye bu ting le, ba lia ren song hui ya men qu le, song dao ban fang ya qi lai. |
| [07:46.130] | " hei. xiang bu dao wa, zan men ge lia, tou yi tian, zhe yi chu men jiu zhao zhao lia. ai, hai duan yi ge ai xiao pian yi de." |
| [07:53.480] | zhe shuo:" de le, de la, tan duo jue bu lan. yi tian jiu peng jian le? na er na me qiao a? ming er zai shuo ba. wo du zi e le." |
| [07:58.770] | " e le? zan men zhe er ye kai guo fan le, zou, zou. zan men wai tou, cha guan cha lou shang chi dian er dian xin." |
| [08:17.200] | " zou.", ge lia chu lai le, zhao le yi ge da cha lou, shang lou a, yi kan: kao ji jiao zhe er you zhang zhuo, ge lia jiu zuo zhe er le, yao le dian er dian xin, che shang hu cha, zhe er he zhe cha. dian xin hai mei lai ne, dong bei ji jiao na er, da qi lai la. |
| [08:20.780] | ren shuo:" er wei tou zai zhe er ne, da huo gei liao liao, liao liao." |
| [08:54.050] | er wei tou yi ting, gan jin guo lai le, dao zhe er yi qiao: zhe zhang zhuo a, dui mian zuo zhe zhe yi ge ren. zhe ke lia ren dui lian zuo zhe. zhe bian zuo zhe zhe ge ren na, jiu zhe yang: kan zhe zhe zhuo zi, zhuo zi shang hao xie ge zhi ma. pang bian ne, you lia ren: yi ge ya, duan zhe yi ti bao zi, yi ge duan zhe yi po luo shao bing. er wei tou yi wen, zen me hui shi qing ne? gan qing zhe ren ne, lai le ban tian la, zai zhe er he cha. guo lai yi ge duan zhe ti mai bao zi de |
| [08:58.890] | zhe ren jiu shuo:" bao zi, re ma?" |
| [08:59.970] | " re de." |
| [09:02.410] | " lai, lai, lai liang die er. lai liang die er." |
| [09:04.830] | bai zai zhe er la. |
| [09:09.860] | " a, ni qu ba. yi hui er na die na qian. qu ba." |
| [09:53.870] | ren jia mai bao zi di dang ran zou la. ta yi kan mai bao zi de zou le. ta dui mian hai zuo zhe yi ge ren na, gen mei kan jian ren jia yi yang, jiu ba zhe bao zi na qi lai, yi fan ge er, na zhe xiao mu ge zhe zhi jia gai r, ba zhe bao zi di er hua le ban ge quan er. hua wan le. ba zhe xian er dao chu lai le, ge zui li chi le, ran hou chui gu le, you gei ma die li le you hua yi ge, you chi le, chui gu le, you ge die li tou le. hao, zhe yi die si ge bao zi ne, ta shi chi lia xian, er, yi die chi lia xian er. chi wan le, ge dao zhe er le. |
| [10:07.110] | deng zhe mai bao zi de guo lai le," mai bao zi de, ni men zhe bu dui ya. hui ti de hai mai gei wo? ni men de qiao qiao ren a? kan ren zuo mai mai? zhe zhe, wo ye bu gen ni men yi ban jian shi, na zou ba." |
| [10:42.170] | mai bao zi de yi ting," ai, liang la? hui tou xin ti lai le, wo zai gei nin huan, hui qu zai liu liu qu." duan zhe zou le. dao long ti na er yi xian guo, wang li ge ya. da die er li jian qi yi ge lai," ai? xian er zen me mei la?" zhe hai gan ya? zhe ye beng hui ti la, ye beng mai la. ge zhe er ba." o? zhe ye mei xian er la?" yi kan: hao. si ge mei xian er de. ye mei zhua zhu ren jia ya, ye bu gan wen ren jia ya, ke jiu liu ta de shen le. |
| [10:46.790] | ai, zhe me gong fu shang lou yi ge mai shao bing de, zuo mai mai xiang zhe zuo xiao mai mai de. |
| [10:55.900] | " ai. mai rao bing de, bie shang na ren na er mai qu ya. na ren, ta kou wo bao zi xian er chi. ni yao qu le, jiu dao mei la. chi ni ban la shao bing, hui tou ta bu yao." |
| [11:06.490] | " mei ting shuo. shao bing ta chi ban la? yao yi kou ta ye de na qian." zhe ge wai hao jiao" wang er leng zi", ting leng." chi wo yi ge zhi ma wo dou de yao qian, ni beng guan la." |
| [11:11.620] | " shao bing. shao bing. shao bing." cheng xin dao ta yan qian," chi shao bing." |
| [11:21.120] | zhe jia huo ne," a, chi. lai liang die er." ge dao zhe er le. |
| [11:25.230] | " hao, ni qu ba. yi hui er na die na qian." |
| [11:34.080] | " yi hui er gan ma ya? ni chi ni de ba, jiu zai zhe dai zhe." ta jiu zhan dao na er la. |
| [11:51.690] | xiang zhe ge ren, mai shao bing zai zhe er zhan zhe kan zhe ni ne, ni jiu bie lai zhe tao le, ta ye zhen you zhu yi, na qi shao bing lai, zhe me yi dian:" lia zhi qian er yi ge? duo da fen liang?" |
| [11:53.470] | " er liang." |
| [12:31.540] | " zhe shao bing you er liang? zhen shi, zhe bu shi hu nao ma?" wang zhuo zi shang yi reng. zhe yi shuai diao xia hao xie zhi ma. you na qi yi ge lai:" zhe shao bing you er liang? ai yo, a. zhe geng xiao le, zhe zhe shao bing you er liang? zhe na you er liang a? zhe bu shi mei you de shi ma?" ta lia shao bing wang yi kuai er, ke, beng er beng er zhi ma quan diao xia lai le. zhe shao bing a, bian le huo shao la, ke le zhe me yi zhuo zi zhi ma." mei bu gou fen liang, na zou ba." |
| [12:37.580] | " na zou? wo na na er qu ya? wo mai shao bing a? wo shi mai huo shao wa? gei qian." |
| [12:39.280] | " wo mei chi." |
| [12:46.780] | " mei chi? gan ma? wo zou le ni hao chi zhi ma? na you na shi er a? shao gei yi ge zi r, jin er fei zou ni bu ke." |
| [13:03.990] | zhe me rang rng qi lai le. er wei tou er guo lai ne, yi ting, zhe ge qing xing," ni zhe ge ren, ni ke tai zhe me yang zuo shi tai bu dui la. a, zen me la? chi ren bao zi xian er, lin wan shi er wang xia shuai zhi ma chi, ni zhe, zhe" |
| [13:12.740] | " wo gen ni men er wei shuo", ta ren shi shi xian ya men de," wo bu shi mei dai qian ma." |
| [13:20.330] | " mei dai qian? mei dai qian, ni bie yao ren bao zi a, mei dai qian bie chi. ba ren xian er dou kou zhe chi le." |
| [13:24.040] | " hei" |
| [13:27.970] | " le shen me ya? ni hai le, zhe bu shi tao pian yi ma?" |
| [13:34.040] | " ai, shi, wo wo tian sheng de jiu shi ai xiao pian yi er." |
| [13:37.410] | " ai xiao pian yi? suo shang ta." ba zhe ge ye suo shang le. |
| [13:42.240] | " zou, zou, zou. hei. zhe hui ke hao, sa ren quan la." |
| [14:02.900] | la hui qu le. zhi xian sheng tang, san ban ya yi liang pang yi zhan, er wei tou er ba ta men dai shang lai: ji xing zi man xing zi ai xiao pian yi de, ba zhe jing guo zhe me yi shuo. zhi xian zhe me yi ting, ting lai ting qu, ting dao zhe ge ke shao bing wang xia diao zhi ma, zhi xian dou le le, |
| [14:13.670] | " ai ya. ni zhe jia huo a, zhe zhu yi. nan de. ni zen me xiang de ne? a? ai, ni men sa ren ren da ren fa ba." |
| [14:17.460] | xia huai la." lao ye, wo men ren da zen me ban ne?" |
| [14:20.370] | " ren da ya, mei ren da ba shi da ban." |
| [14:25.190] | " ai yo. na zen me ban ne? nin en dian. wo men yao ren fa ne?" |
| [14:29.450] | " ren fa? ren fa ni men xian zai zai na er zuo shi ne?" |
| [14:33.850] | " wo men mei mei zuo shi." ni zuo mo zhe na yang zen me zuo shi a? |
| [14:46.070] | mei zuo shi. na zhe me ban ba, ni men yao ren fa de hua, zai wo zhe ya men li tou gen zhe wo dang chai. mei yue mei ren gei er liang yin zi, guan chi guan he. ren da ren fa? kuai shuo." |
| [14:51.360] | " lao ye, nin en dian, wo men ren fa la. ren fa la, ren fa la." |
| [15:05.740] | er wei ban tou ke qi huai la, xin shuo: zhe wan er. ta yi ding de ren fa ya. ren da, da ba shi ban zi ren fa, gei zhao ge shi qing, jiu zai zhe er dang chai, mei yue er liang yin zi, zhe tai bu gong ping la. |
| [15:17.700] | lia ren bu yuan yi. zhi xian ye qiao chu lai le," ni men lia ren mei ren shang ni men er liang yin zi. ba ta men sa ren liu zai zan men ya men li tou, ni men bu zhi dao, you yong." |
| [16:15.880] | " ni shi na ge ji xing zi. gao su ni, ni ya, jiu gen zhe wo dang chai, ni dang wo de gen ban er de, wo shang na er ni gen wo na er. yin wei ni shi ji xing zi, ni gen zhe wo ne, zan men bu dan wu gong shi ni bu shi man xing zi ma? hao ban, wo jia li you lia shao ye da shao ye ba sui, er shao ye wu sui. ni gei wo kan zhe zhe lia shao ye, kan hai zi. ni shi man xing ren ma, hai zi zen me mo ni, ni ye bu zhao ji, ming bai ma? ni ai xiao pian yi a, chi zhi ma kou bao zi xian er, hao la, ni zai wo zhe xian ya men li tou, gei wo dang mai ban. wo zhe xian ya men li tou wu lun mai shen me dong xi, dou you ni qu. ni qu mai ne, mai de pian yi, ru guo ni yao mai de te bie pian yi, mei yue wo zai gei ni jia er liang yin zi." |
| [16:20.550] | zhe jiao shen me shi a? zhi xian xiang de ting hao. |
| [16:28.620] | hao xiang bu dao, dang tian jiu yong shang le. zen me yong shang la. |
| [16:38.710] | dang tian a, wai sheng lai le yi ge da guan er, zhe ge zhi xian de dao cheng wai tou, zhe jiao ying jie shang cha qu. |
| [16:51.630] | yi ting zhe ge, gan jin jiu chuan zhe ge ji xing zi:" ji xing zi. gan jin de fen fu wai tou, bei jiao. ni bei yi pi ma, tou li dang yin ma. a, zan men chu cheng, ying jie shang cha. yue kuai yue hao." |
| [16:52.560] | " shi." |
| [17:01.230] | ma shang jiu xia qu, yi hui er gong fu," gen da ren hui, jiao zi bei hao la." zhi xian ye huan hao le guan yi, shang le jiao. |
| [17:11.060] | ji xing zi shang le ma, tou liao dang yin ma, hong san xian ren. he. ma kuai jiao kuai. yi hui er gong fu, jiu chu cheng le. |
| [17:16.480] | zhi xian yi kan, zhen hui yong ren. a, zhe ji xing zi, duo hao. bu dan wu shi er a. |
| [17:33.240] | yi chu cheng, zao la. you hu cheng he ya. zhe hu cheng he ya, you zhe me yi ge qiao, shang tou cha zhu che le, lai wang de cai che ya fen che ya tu che lv ma jiao wa, tai duo. cha zhu la. na de ban tian cai guo dei qu ne. |
| [17:40.770] | zhi xian zai jiao zi li zhi zhao ji," hei. zao zhi dao zan bu chu zhe ge men na. ni kan zhe de deng duo da shi jian na?" |
| [18:02.850] | zhe yi shuo zhe ge, ji xing zi," xu." yi le ma, gan jin tiao xia ma lai, ye bu shuo hua, xue zi tuo le, wa zi ba le, jiu ba zhe ge ku tui wang shang zhe me yi juan, juan qi lai, dao zhe jiao zi qian," qing tai ye xia jiao." |
| [18:05.790] | zhi xian bu zhi dao shen me shi a," gan ma?" |
| [18:11.150] | " nin kan jian mei you? wo ba ni bei zhe, zan ye er lia tang guo he qu." |
| [18:14.100] | " na xing ma?" |
| [18:17.480] | " na zen me hui bu xing ne? nin kuai lai ba. nin kuai lai ba. yu bei hao le |
| [18:19.220] | zhi xian jiu xia le jiao zi. |
| [18:30.800] | ji xing zi zhe me yi dun," lai ba, nin. hao. da ren gao sheng." hai de shuo yi ju ji xiang hua. |
| [18:35.020] | ma shang zhe jiu xia he," xi li hua la, xi li hua la" tang xia qu la. |
| [18:42.770] | hei, zhi xian yi qiao: he. zhe ji xing zi a, xing zi zhen ji, zhen bu dan wu shi er. you yi si a. |
| [18:52.250] | ta wang qian zou a, zou dao he dang zhong, yue wang dang jian er, zhe shui ne yue shen. ta pa xian tai ye ba xue zi shi le. |
| [19:21.570] | " ai, lao ye, nin zai gao sheng." hua la, hua la" lao ye, nin zai gao sheng." hua la, hua la. jiu wang dui guo er tang." lao ye, nin kan zhe zhe zhe, nin zai gao sheng. bu xing. zhe er shen la, lao ye. ni gan cui, nin gao sheng." de, zhi xian jiu qi zhe ta la." ai, dui la. nin ba xue zi ge qian bian, sheng de diao he li shi la." hao, xue zi ge qian bian le." |
| [19:30.320] | lao ye, nin kan zhe zen me yang? lao ye, nin kan zhe wen dang bu wen dang? bu ai zhe dou mei guan xi." hua la, hua la |
| [19:39.830] | kuai dao dui an le, zhi xian ye gao xing," hei. ji xing zi, zhen bu dan wu shi, hui tou wo shang ni liang diao qian." |
| [19:40.740] | " xie xie lao ye." |
| [19:42.500] | " dong". ba lao ye reng he li la |
| [19:52.290] | lao ye da he li qi lai," a? wo shuo ni zen me hui shi qing ni, ni gan ma ya?" |
| [19:54.990] | " wo xie shang." |
| [19:58.070] | " xie shang? xie shang ni gan ma zhe me mang a?" |
| [20:00.690] | " nin bu zhi dao wo ji xing zi ma?" |
| [20:05.270] | " ji xing zi? ni bu guo he zai xie shang ma?" |
| [20:10.800] | " shi a, nin zhi dao wo zhe ji xing zi, nin bu hui guo he zai shang gei wo ma?" |
| [20:20.080] | " hai. ni zhe wan er zhen dan wu shi, yi fu dou shi la. zhe zen me ying jie shang cha ya? zou ba. hui qu huan qu ba." |
| [20:22.910] | " hao. nin lai, wo bei zhe nin." |
| [20:26.310] | " bei shen me ya? yi jing dou shi le, yi kuai er tang de la." |
| [20:54.080] | yi kuai er tang hui lai la. dao le xian ya men li tou, yi jin zhe er men yi kan na, hao. na ge man xing zi, zuo zai na ge da ting tai jie di xia shai tai yang ne. zuo na er ke fa leng, bu zhi ta gan ma ne? yao tou huang nao de. |
| [20:59.960] | zhi xian yi qiao," ai, man xing zi, gan ma na?" |
| [21:11.760] | fan fan yan pi," xiang shi na." |
| [21:17.270] | " ni xiang shen me shi ya? ni zen me bu hong shao ye ya? shao ye na er qu la?" |
| [21:21.730] | " nin wen nei ge ya?" |
| [21:24.300] | " da shao ye." |
| [21:28.730] | " da shao ye shang xue le." |
| [21:30.810] | " er shao ye ne?" |
| [21:34.850] | " er shao ye diao jing li tou le." |
| [21:40.430] | " a? diao jing li tou le? ni zen me bu lao wa?" |
| [21:44.160] | " lao shen me ya? yi jing ban tian la." |
| [21:58.740] | " he. zhe ke zhen man xing zi, zhe ge. kuai dian pai ren lao ba. ai ya, zhe zen me shuo de, wo zen me yong zhe yang de ren na? tai dan wu shi er la. lai ya. gan jin zhang fang na wu liang yin zi, mai guan cai qu." |
| [22:03.780] | zhe yi shuo mai guan cai qu, zhe ai xiao pian yi de guo lai la |
| [22:08.620] | " lao ye, gai zhao wo mai ban de chai shi le ba." |
| [22:12.420] | " a, ni qu ba."" mei cuo. nin kan pian yi bu pian yi." |
| [22:16.350] | na zhe wu liang yin zi, ai xiao pian yi de ben guan cai pu le. |
| [22:22.610] | yi jin guan cai pu:" zhang gui de, ni men zhe er de xia zi duo shao qian yi ge?" |
| [22:35.410] | " xia zi chi ma bu yi yang, you si chi ba de, si chi ba de shi si liang yin zi. san chi liu de ne, shi san liang wu. you zhe ge er chi si de shi san liang." |
| [22:43.420] | " ? na jiu bu dui le, si chi ba de si liang, er chi si, ying dang er liang, zen me mai san liang na?" |
| [22:46.410] | " na ge bu cheng guan cai jiu shi rang da bu rang xiao." |
| [23:07.500] | " na shui mai xiao de ya? duo shang dang ya? zhe shi si chi ba de ba? zhe san chi liu, si chi ba de tai da le, er chi si de tai xiao la. zhe san chi liu de zhe ge zan shang liang shang liang, zan gei san liang xing ma?" |
| [23:09.880] | " bu xing, bu xing. zhe san liang wu." |
| [23:17.760] | " san liang wu? san liang wu? tai duo la. gei san liang er san liang san?" |
| [23:20.690] | ren jia shuo:" wo men bu da jia, guan cai pu bu da jia." |
| [23:29.520] | " bu da jia, ni bie zhe, ji ya, san liang wu, gei ni wu liang yin zi, zhao qian.", wu liang yin piao di gei zhang gui de. |
| [23:36.840] | zhang gui de ne, de dao gui fang li tou qu zhao qian qu. tou li mei ren, jiu zhang gui de yi ge ren. |
| [23:43.170] | " gei nin zhao qian qu." zhang gui de jie zhe ta zhe yin piao jiu jin liao zhang fang le. |
| [24:07.480] | ai xiao pian yi de yi kan, zhang gui de jin zhang fang le. yi kan: si zhou wu ren, ba zhe san chi liu de zhe da de gai r da kai le, na qi yi ge xiao de lai, zhuang zai zhe ge guan cai li tou, ran hou ba gai r yi gai, wang ge zhi wo yi jia, jing deng zhe zhao qian. |
| [24:09.220] | " zhao nin qian." |
| [24:09.990] | " na lai." |
| [24:11.600] | " ai, wo men gei nin song." |
| [24:13.510] | " beng song, beng song. wo zi ji hui." |
| [24:15.740] | zen me? ta pa ren qiao chu lai ya. |
| [24:18.550] | zi ji" deng deng" gan jin pao hui xian ya men." |
| [24:25.160] | lao ye, wo mai hui lai la, nin kan kan, san liang wu, pian yi bu pian yi?" |
| [24:28.180] | hai zi dou si le, hai zai hu pian yi bu pian yi?" |
| [24:35.730] | de de de. jiu shi ta la. hai, fei wu. da ya. yao zhe me da de gan ma ya?" |
| [24:44.110] | ai xiao pian yi de yi ting a," lao ye, da? nin kan na." yi da gai r," zhe bu hai you xiao de ma?" |
| [24:46.730] | ba zhe xiao de ju chu lai le |
| [24:53.070] | zhi xian yi kan," hai. ni zhe ren zen me zhe me fei wu wa. ni gan ma mai lia ya?" |
| [24:58.240] | " lao ye, zhe zan men mei hua qian. ta mei kan jian, wo na de." |
| [25:02.320] | " hu shuo. ni na zhe ge you shen me yong a?" |
| [25:08.190] | " ai. lao ye, xian li zhi, mang li yong a. da shao ye yao zai si la. zan beng mai la.". |
| [00:13.010] | wǒ jīn ér shuō zhè duàn xiào huà a, zhè bú shì xiàn zài de shì qíng, duō zá de shì qíng? qīng cháo. |
| [00:22.870] | qīng cháo a, béng guǎn shén me nián jiān la, zài zhè gè yù tián xiàn ne, xīn shàng rèn yī ge zhī xiàn. |
| [00:32.260] | zhè gè zhī xiàn méi dào rèn de shí hòu a, zài zhè gè xiàn yá mén lǐ tou, sān bān yá yì dà jiā dōu tí xīn diào dǎn. |
| [00:33.630] | wèi shí me ya? |
| [00:45.960] | nà gè shè huì, yī shuō xīn lái gè guān ér, dé. tā yào dài tā sān qīn liù gù, qīn qī péng yǒu,' hū lā" yī xià lái shàng rèn, xiàn yá mén rén quán shuā xià qù, jiù yòng tā de qīn qī péng yǒu le. |
| [00:47.420] | dà jiā tí xīn diào dǎn. |
| [00:53.900] | gǎn zhè zhī xiàn dào la, sān bān yá yì xiàn yá mén rén zhè me yī qiáo, dà huǒ gāo xìng la. |
| [01:08.480] | yī kàn: zhè zhī xiàn méi dài bié rén, jiù dài zhe guān juàn. guān juàn yě méi yǒu wài rén, jiù shì tài tài, hái dài zhe liǎng gè shào yé, dà shào yé bā suì, èr shào yé wǔ suì. |
| [01:15.400] | āi, rén hěn jiǎn dān. dà huǒ ér yī qiáo, xíng. méi dài rén, zán men hái néng zài yá mén lǐ zuò shì, dà huǒ gāo xìng. |
| [01:26.250] | shàng lái ne, jiù gěi zhè gè zhī xiàn kē tóu," gěi tài yé dào xǐ, gěi tài yé dào xǐ, gěi tài yé dào xǐ." dà huǒ ér kē wán tóu, dōu qǐ lái le. |
| [01:29.450] | zhī xiàn shuō:" hǎo, hǎo. měi rén shǎng nǐ men yī liǎng yín zi." |
| [01:33.470] | " xiè xiè lǎo yé, xiè xiè lǎo yé, xiè xiè lǎo yé." |
| [01:36.600] | zhè gàn má ne? qǐng ān ne. qīng cháo a, xìng" qǐng ān". |
| [01:47.300] | " xiè xiè lǎo yé." tā zhè" qǐng ān" ne, zǒng děi wǎng qián mài yī bù shì de zhè yàng " xiè xiè lǎo yé." zhè yàng, " xiè xiè lǎo yé."." xiè xiè lǎo yé." |
| [01:50.320] | dà huǒ ér dōu fǎng wán le ān le. |
| [01:54.630] | zhī xiàn jiù wèn:" zán men zhè ér dì miàn zěn me yàng a?" |
| [01:57.680] | " dì miàn hái hěn píng jìng." |
| [02:04.050] | zhī xiàn yī tīng, gāo xìng." ō. dì miàn píng jìng, nà hǎo la, wǒ yě béng zhǎo nǐ men yào shén me àn la." |
| [02:15.010] | shén me jiào" yào àn" ne? zhè gè xīn guān ér dào rèn a, nà dāng de lái gè xià mǎ wēi, yào jǐ jiàn jǐ jiàn àn zǐ, nǐ men dé gěi wǒ bàn lái, wǒ dé ya, dǒu dǒu wǒ de wēi fēng. |
| [02:49.400] | zhè gè zhī xiàn tā yī tīng ne," dì miàn píng jìng"," nà wǒ yě béng zhǎo nǐ men yào shén me àn zǐ la, āi, zhè me zhāo ba, xiàn nǐ men sān tiān xiàn, gěi wǒ zhǎo sān ge rén lái. zhè sān ge rén nǎ, yào yí gè ya, jí xìng zi de zài gěi wǒ zhǎo yí gè màn xìng zi zài gěi wǒ zhǎo yí gè ài xiǎo pián yí ér de lái. xiàn sān tiān xiàn, zhǎo zháo yǒu shǎng, zhǎo bu zháo? měi rén dǎ sì shí bǎn zi, xià qù ba." |
| [02:55.600] | sān bān yá yì xià lái le. èr wèi bān tóu ne, zhāng tou er hé lǐ tou er, liǎ rén jiù shāng liáng |
| [03:01.110] | " āi, zhāng dà gē, zhè hǎo wā, bù ràng zán men bàn àn la, zhǎo zhè me sā rén, xíng." |
| [03:07.230] | zhè wèi shuō:" nǐ bié hú tú le, zhǎo sā rén hái hǎo zhǎo wa? hái bù rú bàn àn nǎ." |
| [03:08.460] | " zěn me?" |
| [03:28.440] | " zěn me? jí xìng zi màn xìng zi ài xiǎo pián yí, nǐ zhī dào shuí shì jí xìng zi? nǐ zhī dào shuí shì màn xìng zi a? zǒu dào jiē shàng nǐ néng wèn ma? duì miàn lái yī wèi,' ó? zhè wèi. nín ài xiǎo pián yí ma'? nà bù dǎ qǐ lái le nà bù." |
| [03:31.330] | " yō. duì ya. nà zěn me bàn ne?" |
| [03:38.090] | " zěn me bàn ne? fǎn zhèng zán men yě de zhǎo zhǎo qù. zǒu, zǒu, wài tou liú liú. kāi kāi xīn ba, fǎn zhèng sān tiān xiàn nǎ." |
| [03:46.330] | liǎ rén chū lái la. zhāng tóu hé lǐ tóu, zhè gè shuō:" zǒu, zǒu, zán men kāi kāi xīn, xì yuán zǐ xiān tīng xì qù." liǎ rén shàng xì yuán zǐ la. |
| [04:01.540] | rén zhè ér yī kàn: hǎo. xiàn yá mén lǐ tou èr wèi bān tóu lái le, gǎn jǐn qián biān gěi zhǎo zuò. jiù zài zhè gè dì sì pái shàng bān le liǎng gè yǐ zi, liǎ rén zuò zài na r, tái shàng zhèng chàng yù táng chūn, zhè èr wèi zuò zhè ér tīng xì. |
| [04:30.100] | zài tā men yǎn tóu lǐ dì sān pái ya, zuò zhe yí ge rén. zhè gè rén tīng xì, zhè yàng: dā zhe tuǐ ér, zhí méi dèng yǎn kàn zhe tái shàng, shǒu shàng yě yǒu dòng zuò, nǎo dài hái huàng yōu, jiù zhè gè jìn r. liǎng biān ér de rén dōu kàn tā, dōu bù kàn xì la |
| [04:34.510] | èr wèi tóu yī qiáo: zhè jiā huo. zěn me zhè me tǎo yàn ne? zhè gàn má zhè shì? |
| [04:39.540] | tā zhèng yáo tóu huàng nǎo ne hǎo. zhè me gōng fū, dǎ wài biān jìn lái yí gè xiǎo hái zi |
| [04:51.460] | zhè xiǎo hái ér jiù dào zhè gè rén yǎn qián:" bà bà, bà bà, nǐ gǎn jǐn jiā zǒu ba, zán men jiā lǐ zháo huǒ la." |
| [04:55.830] | dà huǒ yī tīng jiù xià huài la. èr wèi tou er yě xià yī tiào. |
| [05:05.260] | kě shì zhè gè rén ne? jiù zhè gè jìn de: xiǎo hái zi gēn tā shuō huà, méi kàn zhè hái zi, hái kàn zhe tái shàng. |
| [05:14.170] | " ? zháo huǒ la? dà bù dà ya?" |
| [05:17.360] | " dà, dà jí la." |
| [05:25.570] | " ō, dà jí la. āi yā, xiān zhe de dōng fáng a, xiān zhe de xī fáng ne?" |
| [05:30.330] | " a, quán zhe la. nín kuài diǎn r ba, wǒ mā ràng nǐ gǎn jǐn huí qù nǎ." |
| [05:40.260] | " ō, hǎo. děng yī huì r a, gēn wǒ zhè ér dāi yī huì ér, kàn wán yù táng chūn zán men yé liǎ yí kuài ér zǒu." |
| [05:47.180] | páng biān zuò zhe yí gè dà gè zi, zhàn qǐ lái lūn yuán le jiù gěi zhè rén yí gè zuǐ bā |
| [05:49.620] | " nǐ zhè xiǎo zi. tài kě qì la." |
| [05:53.390] | " āi?" zhàn qǐ lái le," nǐ dǎ wǒ gàn má?" |
| [06:10.250] | " a, wǒ dǎ nǐ gàn má? hēi. wǒ bú shì xiàn zài xiǎng dǎ nǐ, jiù gāng cái nǐ nà yáo tóu huàng nǎo nà jìn r, wǒ jiù biē zhe zòu nǐ nǎ. nǐ men jiā lǐ zháo huǒ la. nǐ hái wèn xiān zhe dōng fáng, xiān zhe xī fáng? zěn me zhāo? hái tīng wán yù táng chūn? zhè xiàng huà ma? zhè gè." |
| [06:16.450] | " nà nà nǐ guǎn wǒ ne? wǒ jiā qù bù yě zhe le ma?" |
| [06:21.460] | " bù xiàng huà." xì yuán zǐ jiù luàn la. èr wèi tóu zài zhè ér gěi liǎo liǎo ba. |
| [06:35.690] | èr wèi tóu jiù shuō:" nǐ kàn, nǐ zhè gè rén zhēn shi de. a, nǐ kàn nǐ, nà gè kàn xì nà gè tǎo yàn de yàng zi, yáo tóu huàng nǎo. zhè hái bù suàn, jiā lǐ zháo huǒ le, nǐ hái tīng yù táng chūn, zhè xiàng huà ma?" |
| [06:43.280] | " wǒ xiǎng zhè gè, tā yǐ jīng zhe le, dào jiā bù hái shì zhe ma?" |
| [06:45.560] | " fèi huà. dào jiā zhe nǐ dào jiù qù ya." |
| [06:48.290] | " wǒ dǎ zhè ér zǒu dào jiā yě wǎn le." |
| [06:50.440] | " méi tīng shuō guò, nǐ zhè bù xiàng huà." |
| [06:55.470] | " nà tā yě bù néng dǎ wǒ ya? wǒ zhè rén, wǒ jiù zhè me màn xìng zi ma." |
| [07:01.640] | " a? màn xìng zi? èr gē. suǒ shàng tā."" huā léng. gā bēng ér." nòng suǒ liàn zǐ suǒ shàng le. |
| [07:05.150] | zhè yī suǒ tā shǎ le:" shén me shì nǐ men suǒ rén ne?" |
| [07:07.630] | " bù zhī dào? yī huì ér nǐ jiù zhī dào la." |
| [07:14.580] | " kě nǐ yě bú duì, yǒu huà nǐ gēn tā shuō ya, bié shǎng qù jiù yí gè zuǐ bā, wǒ men zhè qiáo zhe ne." |
| [07:20.000] | " a. nà tā shuō de bù xiàng huà. wǒ jiù dǎ. wǒ zhè rén jiù zhè jí xìng zi." |
| [07:26.620] | " a? jí xìng zi a? bǎ tā yě suǒ shàng."" huā léng. gā bēng ér." bǎ zhè gè yě suǒ shàng la. |
| [07:36.840] | " xíng. yī zhǎo zhǎo zháo liǎ. zǒu, huí yá mén." èr wèi bān tóu, xì yě bù tīng le, bǎ liǎ rén sòng huí yá mén qù le, sòng dào bān fáng yā qǐ lái. |
| [07:46.130] | " hēi. xiǎng bú dào wa, zán men gē liǎ, tóu yì tiān, zhè yī chū mén jiù zhǎo zháo liǎ. āi, hái duǎn yí gè ài xiǎo pián yí de." |
| [07:53.480] | zhè shuō:" dé le, dé la, tān duō jué bù làn. yì tiān jiù pèng jiàn le? nǎ ér nà me qiǎo a? míng ér zài shuō ba. wǒ dǔ zi è le." |
| [07:58.770] | " è le? zán men zhè ér yě kāi guò fàn le, zǒu, zǒu. zán men wài tou, chá guǎn chá lóu shàng chī diǎn ér diǎn xīn." |
| [08:17.200] | " zǒu.", gē liǎ chū lái le, zhǎo le yí gè dà chá lóu, shàng lóu a, yī kàn: kào jī jiǎo zhè ér yǒu zhāng zhuō, gē liǎ jiù zuò zhè ér le, yào le diǎn ér diǎn xīn, chè shàng hú chá, zhè ér hē zhe chá. diǎn xīn hái méi lái ne, dōng běi jī jiǎo nà ér, dǎ qǐ lái la. |
| [08:20.780] | rén shuō:" èr wèi tóu zài zhè ér ne, dà huǒ gěi liǎo liǎo, liǎo liǎo." |
| [08:54.050] | èr wèi tóu yī tīng, gǎn jǐn guò lái le, dào zhè ér yī qiáo: zhè zhāng zhuō a, duì miàn zuò zhe zhè yí ge rén. zhè kě liǎ rén duì liǎn zuò zhe. zhè biān zuò zhe zhè gè rén nǎ, jiù zhè yàng: kàn zhe zhè zhuō zi, zhuō zi shàng hǎo xiē gè zhī má. páng biān ne, yǒu liǎ rén: yí gè ya, duān zhe yī tì bāo zi, yí gè duān zhe yī pǒ luó shāo bǐng. èr wèi tóu yī wèn, zěn me huí shì qíng ne? gǎn qíng zhè rén ne, lái le bàn tiān la, zài zhè ér hē chá. guò lái yí gè duān zhe tì mài bāo zi de |
| [08:58.890] | zhè rén jiù shuō:" bāo zi, rè ma?" |
| [08:59.970] | " rè de." |
| [09:02.410] | " lái, lái, lái liǎng dié ér. lái liǎng dié ér." |
| [09:04.830] | bǎi zài zhè ér la. |
| [09:09.860] | " a, nǐ qù ba. yī huì ér ná dié ná qián. qù ba." |
| [09:53.870] | rén jiā mài bāo zi dí dàng rán zǒu la. tā yī kàn mài bāo zi de zǒu le. tā duì miàn hái zuò zhe yí ge rén nǎ, gēn méi kàn jiàn rén jiā yí yàng, jiù bǎ zhè bāo zi ná qǐ lái, yī fān gè ér, ná zhè xiǎo mǔ gē zhè zhǐ jia gài r, bǎ zhè bāo zi dǐ ér huà le bàn gè quān ér. huà wán le. bǎ zhè xiàn ér dào chū lái le, gē zuǐ lǐ chī le, rán hòu chuī gǔ le, yòu gěi mǎ dié lǐ le yòu huà yí gè, yòu chī le, chuī gǔ le, yòu gē dié lǐ tou le. hǎo, zhè yī dié sì gè bāo zi ne, tā shì chī liǎ xiàn, ér, yī dié chī liǎ xiàn ér. chī wán le, gē dào zhè ér le. |
| [10:07.110] | děng zhè mài bāo zi de guò lái le," mài bāo zi de, nǐ men zhè bú duì ya. huí tì de hái mài gěi wǒ? nǐ men dé qiáo qiáo rén a? kàn rén zuò mǎi mài? zhè zhè, wǒ yě bù gēn nǐ men yì bān jiàn shí, ná zǒu ba." |
| [10:42.170] | mài bāo zi de yī tīng," āi, liáng la? huí tóu xīn tì lái le, wǒ zài gěi nín huàn, huí qù zài liú liú qù." duān zhe zǒu le. dào lóng tì nà ér yī xiān guō, wǎng lǐ gē ya. dǎ dié ér lǐ jiǎn qǐ yí gè lái," āi? xiàn ér zěn me méi la?" zhè hái gàn ya? zhè yě béng huí tì la, yě béng mài la. gē zhè ér ba." ō? zhè yě méi xiàn ér la?" yī kàn: hǎo. sì gè méi xiàn ér de. yě méi zhuā zhù rén jiā ya, yě bù gǎn wèn rén jiā ya, kě jiù liú tā de shén le. |
| [10:46.790] | āi, zhè me gōng fū shàng lóu yí gè mài shāo bǐng de, zuò mǎi mài xiàng zhe zuò xiǎo mǎi mài de. |
| [10:55.900] | " āi. mài ráo bǐng de, bié shàng nà rén nà ér mài qù ya. nà rén, tā kōu wǒ bāo zi xiàn ér chī. nǐ yào qù le, jiù dǎo méi la. chī nǐ bàn lǎ shāo bǐng, huí tóu tā bú yào." |
| [11:06.490] | " méi tīng shuō. shāo bǐng tā chī bàn lǎ? yǎo yī kǒu tā yě de ná qián." zhè gè wài háo jiào" wáng èr lèng zǐ", tǐng lèng." chī wǒ yí gè zhī má wǒ dōu de yào qián, nǐ béng guǎn la." |
| [11:11.620] | " shāo bǐng. shāo bǐng. shāo bǐng." chéng xīn dào tā yǎn qián," chī shāo bǐng." |
| [11:21.120] | zhè jiā huo ne," a, chī. lái liǎng dié ér." gē dào zhè ér le. |
| [11:25.230] | " hǎo, nǐ qù ba. yī huì ér ná dié ná qián." |
| [11:34.080] | " yī huì ér gàn má ya? nǐ chī nǐ de ba, jiù zài zhè dāi zhe." tā jiù zhàn dào nà ér la. |
| [11:51.690] | xiàng zhè gè rén, mài shāo bǐng zài zhè ér zhàn zhe kàn zhe nǐ ne, nǐ jiù bié lái zhè tào le, tā yě zhēn yǒu zhǔ yì, ná qǐ shāo bǐng lái, zhè me yī diān:" liǎ zhì qián ér yí gè? duō dà fèn liàng?" |
| [11:53.470] | " èr liǎng." |
| [12:31.540] | " zhè shāo bǐng yǒu èr liǎng? zhēn shì, zhè bú shì hú nào ma?" wǎng zhuō zi shàng yī rēng. zhè yī shuāi diào xià hǎo xiē zhī má. yòu ná qǐ yí gè lái:" zhè shāo bǐng yǒu èr liǎng? āi yō, ā. zhè gèng xiǎo le, zhè zhè shāo bǐng yǒu èr liǎng? zhè nǎ yǒu èr liǎng a? zhè bú shì méi yǒu de shì ma?" tā liǎ shāo bǐng wǎng yí kuài ér, kē, bēng ér bēng ér zhī má quán diào xià lái le. zhè shāo bǐng a, biàn le huǒ shāo la, kē le zhè me yī zhuō zi zhī má." méi bù gòu fèn liàng, ná zǒu ba." |
| [12:37.580] | " ná zǒu? wǒ ná nǎ ér qù ya? wǒ mài shāo bǐng a? wǒ shì mài huǒ shāo wa? gěi qián." |
| [12:39.280] | " wǒ méi chī." |
| [12:46.780] | " méi chī? gàn má? wǒ zǒu le nǐ hǎo chī zhī má? nǎ yǒu nà shì ér a? shǎo gěi yí gè zǐ r, jīn ér fēi zòu nǐ bù kě." |
| [13:03.990] | zhè me rāng rng qǐ lái le. èr wèi tou er guò lái ne, yī tīng, zhè gè qíng xíng," nǐ zhè gè rén, nǐ kě tài zhè me yàng zuò shì tài bú duì la. a, zěn me la? chī rén bāo zi xiàn ér, lín wán shì ér wǎng xià shuāi zhī má chī, nǐ zhè, zhè" |
| [13:12.740] | " wǒ gēn nǐ men èr wèi shuō", tā rèn shi shì xiàn yá mén de," wǒ bú shì méi dài qián ma." |
| [13:20.330] | " méi dài qián? méi dài qián, nǐ bié yào rén bāo zi a, méi dài qián bié chī. bǎ rén xiàn ér dōu kōu zhe chī le." |
| [13:24.040] | " hēi" |
| [13:27.970] | " lè shén me ya? nǐ hái lè, zhè bú shì tǎo pián yí ma?" |
| [13:34.040] | " āi, shì, wǒ wǒ tiān shēng de jiù shì ài xiǎo pián yí ér." |
| [13:37.410] | " ài xiǎo pián yí? suǒ shàng tā." bǎ zhè gè yě suǒ shàng le. |
| [13:42.240] | " zǒu, zǒu, zǒu. hēi. zhè huí kě hǎo, sā rén quán la." |
| [14:02.900] | lā huí qù le. zhī xiàn shēng táng, sān bān yá yì liǎng páng yī zhàn, èr wèi tou er bǎ tā men dài shàng lái: jí xìng zi màn xìng zi ài xiǎo pián yí de, bǎ zhè jīng guò zhè me yī shuō. zhī xiàn zhè me yī tīng, tīng lái tīng qù, tīng dào zhè gè kē shāo bǐng wǎng xià diào zhī má, zhī xiàn dōu lè le, |
| [14:13.670] | " āi yā. nǐ zhè jiā huo a, zhè zhǔ yì. nán de. nǐ zěn me xiǎng de ne? a? āi, nǐ men sā rén rèn dǎ rèn fá ba." |
| [14:17.460] | xià huài la." lǎo yé, wǒ men rèn dǎ zěn me bàn ne?" |
| [14:20.370] | " rèn dǎ ya, měi rén dǎ bā shí dà bǎn." |
| [14:25.190] | " āi yō. nà zěn me bàn ne? nín ēn diǎn. wǒ men yào rèn fá ne?" |
| [14:29.450] | " rèn fá? rèn fá nǐ men xiàn zài zài nǎ ér zuò shì ne?" |
| [14:33.850] | " wǒ men méi méi zuò shì." nǐ zuó mo zhe nà yàng zěn me zuò shì a? |
| [14:46.070] | méi zuò shì. nà zhè me bàn ba, nǐ men yào rèn fá de huà, zài wǒ zhè yá mén lǐ tou gēn zhe wǒ dāng chāi. měi yuè měi rén gěi èr liǎng yín zi, guǎn chī guǎn hē. rèn dǎ rèn fá? kuài shuō." |
| [14:51.360] | " lǎo yé, nín ēn diǎn, wǒ men rèn fá la. rèn fá la, rèn fá la." |
| [15:05.740] | èr wèi bān tóu kě qì huài la, xīn shuō: zhè wán ér. tā yí dìng dé rèn fá ya. rèn dǎ, dǎ bā shí bǎn zi rèn fá, gěi zhǎo gè shì qíng, jiù zài zhè ér dāng chāi, měi yuè èr liǎng yín zi, zhè tài bù gōng píng la. |
| [15:17.700] | liǎ rén bù yuàn yì. zhī xiàn yě qiáo chū lái le," nǐ men liǎ rén měi rén shǎng nǐ men èr liǎng yín zi. bǎ tā men sā rén liú zài zán men yá mén lǐ tou, nǐ men bù zhī dào, yǒu yòng." |
| [16:15.880] | " nǐ shì nà gè jí xìng zi. gào sù nǐ, nǐ ya, jiù gēn zhe wǒ dāng chāi, nǐ dāng wǒ de gēn bān ér de, wǒ shàng nǎ ér nǐ gēn wǒ nǎ ér. yīn wèi nǐ shì jí xìng zi, nǐ gēn zhe wǒ ne, zán men bù dān wù gōng shì nǐ bú shì màn xìng zi ma? hǎo bàn, wǒ jiā lǐ yǒu liǎ shào yé dà shào yé bā suì, èr shào yé wǔ suì. nǐ gěi wǒ kàn zhe zhè liǎ shào yé, kàn hái zi. nǐ shì màn xìng rén ma, hái zi zěn me mó nǐ, nǐ yě bù zháo jí, míng bái ma? nǐ ài xiǎo pián yí a, chī zhī má kōu bāo zi xiàn ér, hǎo la, nǐ zài wǒ zhè xiàn yá mén lǐ tou, gěi wǒ dāng mǎi bàn. wǒ zhè xiàn yá mén lǐ tou wú lùn mǎi shén me dōng xī, dōu yóu nǐ qù. nǐ qù mǎi ne, mǎi de pián yí, rú guǒ nǐ yào mǎi de tè bié pián yí, měi yuè wǒ zài gěi nǐ jiā èr liǎng yín zi." |
| [16:20.550] | zhè jiào shén me shì a? zhī xiàn xiǎng de tǐng hǎo. |
| [16:28.620] | hǎo xiǎng bú dào, dàng tiān jiù yòng shàng le. zěn me yòng shàng la. |
| [16:38.710] | dàng tiān a, wài shěng lái le yí gè dà guān ér, zhè gè zhī xiàn dé dào chéng wài tou, zhè jiào yíng jiē shàng chà qù. |
| [16:51.630] | yī tīng zhè gè, gǎn jǐn jiù chuán zhè gè jí xìng zi:" jí xìng zi. gǎn jǐn de fēn fù wài tou, bèi jiào. nǐ bèi yī pǐ mǎ, tóu lǐ dāng yǐn mǎ. a, zán men chū chéng, yíng jiē shàng chà. yuè kuài yuè hǎo." |
| [16:52.560] | " shì." |
| [17:01.230] | mǎ shàng jiù xià qù, yī huì ér gōng fū," gēn dà rén huí, jiào zi bèi hǎo la." zhī xiàn yě huàn hǎo le guān yī, shàng le jiào. |
| [17:11.060] | jí xìng zi shàng le mǎ, tóu liǎo dàng yǐn mǎ, hōng sàn xián rén. hē. mǎ kuài jiào kuài. yī huì ér gōng fū, jiù chū chéng le. |
| [17:16.480] | zhī xiàn yī kàn, zhēn huì yòng rén. a, zhè jí xìng zi, duō hǎo. bù dān wù shì ér a. |
| [17:33.240] | yī chū chéng, zāo la. yǒu hù chéng hé ya. zhè hù chéng hé ya, yǒu zhè me yí gè qiáo, shàng tou chā zhù chē le, lái wǎng de cài chē ya fèn chē ya tǔ chē lǘ mǎ jiào wa, tài duō. chā zhù la. nà de bàn tiān cái guò děi qù ne. |
| [17:40.770] | zhī xiàn zài jiào zi lǐ zhí zháo jí," hēi. zǎo zhī dao zán bù chū zhè gè mén nǎ. nǐ kàn zhè dé děng duō dà shí jiān nǎ?" |
| [18:02.850] | zhè yī shuō zhè gè, jí xìng zi," xū." yī lè mǎ, gǎn jǐn tiào xià mǎ lái, yě bù shuō huà, xuē zi tuō le, wà zi bā le, jiù bǎ zhè gè kù tuǐ wǎng shàng zhè me yī juàn, juǎn qǐ lái, dào zhè jiào zi qián," qǐng tài yé xià jiào." |
| [18:05.790] | zhī xiàn bù zhī dào shén me shì a," gàn má?" |
| [18:11.150] | " nín kàn jiàn méi yǒu? wǒ bǎ nǐ bēi zhe, zán yé ér liǎ tàng guò hé qù." |
| [18:14.100] | " nà xíng ma?" |
| [18:17.480] | " nà zěn me huì bù xíng ne? nín kuài lái ba. nín kuài lái ba. yù bèi hǎo le |
| [18:19.220] | zhī xiàn jiù xià le jiào zi. |
| [18:30.800] | jí xìng zi zhè me yī dūn," lái ba, nín. hǎo. dà rén gāo shēng." hái dé shuō yī jù jí xiáng huà. |
| [18:35.020] | mǎ shàng zhè jiù xià hé," xī lǐ huā lā, xī lǐ huā lā" tàng xià qù la. |
| [18:42.770] | hēi, zhī xiàn yī qiáo: hē. zhè jí xìng zi a, xìng zǐ zhēn jí, zhēn bù dān wù shì ér. yǒu yì sī a. |
| [18:52.250] | tā wǎng qián zǒu a, zǒu dào hé dāng zhōng, yuè wǎng dāng jiàn ér, zhè shuǐ ne yuè shēn. tā pà xiàn tài yé bǎ xuē zi shī le. |
| [19:21.570] | " āi, lǎo yé, nín zài gāo shēng." huā lā, huā lā" lǎo yé, nín zài gāo shēng." huā lā, huā lā. jiù wǎng duì guò ér tàng." lǎo yé, nín kàn zhè zhè zhè, nín zài gāo shēng. bù xíng. zhè ér shēn la, lǎo yé. nǐ gān cuì, nín gāo shēng." dé, zhī xiàn jiù qí zhe tā la." āi, duì la. nín bǎ xuē zi gē qián biān, shěng de diào hé lǐ shī la." hǎo, xuē zi gē qián biān le." |
| [19:30.320] | lǎo yé, nín kàn zhè zěn me yàng? lǎo yé, nín kàn zhè wěn dāng bù wěn dāng? bù āi zhe dōu méi guān xì." huā lā, huā lā |
| [19:39.830] | kuài dào duì àn le, zhī xiàn yě gāo xìng," hēi. jí xìng zi, zhēn bù dān wù shì, huí tóu wǒ shǎng nǐ liǎng diào qián." |
| [19:40.740] | " xiè xiè lǎo yé." |
| [19:42.500] | " dōng". bǎ lǎo yé rēng hé lǐ la |
| [19:52.290] | lǎo yé dǎ hé lǐ qǐ lái," a? wǒ shuō nǐ zěn me huí shì qíng nǐ, nǐ gàn má ya?" |
| [19:54.990] | " wǒ xiè shǎng." |
| [19:58.070] | " xiè shǎng? xiè shǎng nǐ gàn má zhè me máng a?" |
| [20:00.690] | " nín bù zhī dào wǒ jí xìng zi ma?" |
| [20:05.270] | " jí xìng zi? nǐ bù guò hé zài xiè shǎng ma?" |
| [20:10.800] | " shì a, nín zhī dào wǒ zhè jí xìng zi, nín bú huì guò hé zài shǎng gěi wǒ ma?" |
| [20:20.080] | " hài. nǐ zhè wán ér zhēn dān wù shì, yī fú dōu shī la. zhè zěn me yíng jiē shàng chà ya? zǒu ba. huí qù huàn qù ba." |
| [20:22.910] | " hǎo. nín lái, wǒ bēi zhe nín." |
| [20:26.310] | " bèi shén me ya? yǐ jīng dōu shī le, yí kuài ér tàng dé la." |
| [20:54.080] | yí kuài ér tàng huí lái la. dào le xiàn yá mén lǐ tou, yī jìn zhè èr mén yī kàn nǎ, hǎo. nà gè màn xìng zi, zuò zài nà gè dà tīng tái jiē dǐ xià shài tài yáng ne. zuò nà ér kě fā lèng, bù zhī tā gàn má ne? yáo tóu huàng nǎo de. |
| [20:59.960] | zhī xiàn yī qiáo," āi, màn xìng zi, gàn má nǎ?" |
| [21:11.760] | fān fān yǎn pí," xiǎng shì nǎ." |
| [21:17.270] | " nǐ xiǎng shén me shì ya? nǐ zěn me bù hōng shào yé ya? shào yé nǎ ér qù la?" |
| [21:21.730] | " nín wèn něi gè ya?" |
| [21:24.300] | " dà shào yé." |
| [21:28.730] | " dà shào yé shàng xué le." |
| [21:30.810] | " èr shào yé ne?" |
| [21:34.850] | " èr shào yé diào jǐng lǐ tou le." |
| [21:40.430] | " a? diào jǐng lǐ tou le? nǐ zěn me bù lāo wa?" |
| [21:44.160] | " lāo shén me ya? yǐ jīng bàn tiān la." |
| [21:58.740] | " hē. zhè kě zhēn màn xìng zi, zhè gè. kuài diǎn pài rén lāo ba. āi yā, zhè zěn me shuō de, wǒ zěn me yòng zhè yàng de rén nǎ? tài dān wù shì ér la. lái ya. gǎn jǐn zhàng fáng ná wǔ liǎng yín zi, mǎi guān cái qù." |
| [22:03.780] | zhè yī shuō mǎi guān cái qù, zhè ài xiǎo pián yí de guò lái la |
| [22:08.620] | " lǎo yé, gāi zháo wǒ mǎi bàn de chāi shì le ba." |
| [22:12.420] | " a, nǐ qù ba."" méi cuò. nín kàn pián yí bù pián yí." |
| [22:16.350] | ná zhe wǔ liǎng yín zi, ài xiǎo pián yí de bēn guān cái pù le. |
| [22:22.610] | yī jìn guān cái pù:" zhǎng guì de, nǐ men zhè ér de xiá zi duō shǎo qián yí gè?" |
| [22:35.410] | " xiá zi chǐ mǎ bù yí yàng, yǒu sì chǐ bā de, sì chǐ bā de shì sì liǎng yín zi. sān chǐ liù de ne, shì sān liǎng wǔ. yǒu zhè gè èr chǐ sì de shì sān liǎng." |
| [22:43.420] | " ? nà jiù bú duì le, sì chǐ bā de sì liǎng, èr chǐ sì, yīng dāng èr liǎng, zěn me mài sān liǎng nǎ?" |
| [22:46.410] | " nà gè bù chéng guān cái jiù shì ràng dà bù ràng xiǎo." |
| [23:07.500] | " nà shuí mǎi xiǎo de ya? duō shàng dàng ya? zhè shì sì chǐ bā de ba? zhè sān chǐ liù, sì chǐ bā de tài dà le, èr chǐ sì de tài xiǎo la. zhè sān chǐ liù de zhè gè zán shāng liáng shāng liáng, zán gěi sān liǎng xíng ma?" |
| [23:09.880] | " bù xíng, bù xíng. zhè sān liǎng wǔ." |
| [23:17.760] | " sān liǎng wǔ? sān liǎng wǔ? tài duō la. gěi sān liǎng èr sān liǎng sān?" |
| [23:20.690] | rén jiā shuō:" wǒ men bù dǎ jià, guān cái pù bù dǎ jià." |
| [23:29.520] | " bù dǎ jià, nǐ bié zhe, jí ya, sān liǎng wǔ, gěi nǐ wǔ liǎng yín zi, zhǎo qián.", wǔ liǎng yín piào dì gěi zhǎng guì de. |
| [23:36.840] | zhǎng guì de ne, dé dào guì fáng lǐ tou qù zhǎo qián qù. tóu lǐ méi rén, jiù zhǎng guì de yí ge rén. |
| [23:43.170] | " gěi nín zhǎo qián qù." zhǎng guì de jiē zhe tā zhè yín piào jiù jìn liǎo zhàng fáng le. |
| [24:07.480] | ài xiǎo pián yí de yī kàn, zhǎng guì de jìn zhàng fáng le. yī kàn: sì zhōu wú rén, bǎ zhè sān chǐ liù de zhè dà de gài r dǎ kāi le, ná qǐ yí gè xiǎo de lái, zhuāng zài zhè gè guān cái lǐ tou, rán hòu bǎ gài r yī gài, wǎng gē zhī wō yī jiā, jìng děng zhe zhǎo qián. |
| [24:09.220] | " zhǎo nín qián." |
| [24:09.990] | " ná lái." |
| [24:11.600] | " āi, wǒ men gěi nín sòng." |
| [24:13.510] | " béng sòng, béng sòng. wǒ zì jǐ huì." |
| [24:15.740] | zěn me? tā pà rén qiáo chū lái ya. |
| [24:18.550] | zì jǐ" dēng dēng" gǎn jǐn pǎo huí xiàn yá mén." |
| [24:25.160] | lǎo yé, wǒ mǎi huí lái la, nín kàn kàn, sān liǎng wǔ, pián yí bù pián yí?" |
| [24:28.180] | hái zǐ dōu sǐ le, hái zài hu pián yí bù pián yí?" |
| [24:35.730] | de de dé. jiù shì tā la. hāi, fèi wù. dà ya. yào zhè me dà de gàn má ya?" |
| [24:44.110] | ài xiǎo pián yí de yī tīng a," lǎo yé, dà? nín kàn nǎ." yī dǎ gài r," zhè bù hái yǒu xiǎo de ma?" |
| [24:46.730] | bǎ zhè xiǎo de jǔ chū lái le |
| [24:53.070] | zhī xiàn yī kàn," hài. nǐ zhè rén zěn me zhè me fèi wù wa. nǐ gàn má mǎi liǎ ya?" |
| [24:58.240] | " lǎo yé, zhè zán men méi huā qián. tā méi kàn jiàn, wǒ ná de." |
| [25:02.320] | " hú shuō. nǐ ná zhè gè yǒu shén me yòng a?" |
| [25:08.190] | " āi. lǎo yé, xián lǐ zhì, máng lǐ yòng a. dà shào yé yào zài sǐ la. zán béng mǎi la.". |
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