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| Doctor or professor | |
| A member of the | |
| UMC I want an air conditioner | |
| Cottage on the river | |
| And all the money | |
| I can see | |
| I wanna drive a | |
| Lincoln Spend my evenings drinking | |
| The very best burgandy | |
| I want a yacht for sailing | |
| Private eye for tailing | |
| My wife if | |
| She's a bit too free | |
| I've been told ever since a boy that's what one aught to be | |
| A part of the | |
| UMC I want a pool to swim in | |
| Fancy suits to dress in | |
| Some stock in | |
| GM and GE | |
| An office in the city | |
| Secretary pretty | |
| Who'll take dictation on my knee | |
| I want a paid vacation | |
| Don't want to have to ration | |
| A thing with anyone but me | |
| And if there's war or famine | |
| Promise I'll examine | |
| The details if they're on | |
| TV I'll pretend to be liberal but | |
| I'll still support the | |
| GOP, As part of the | |
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| Doctor or professor | |
| A member of the | |
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