| [Verse 1] | |
| One of the men that spawned fibre optic prawns | |
| Barely concealed a grand canyonic yawn | |
| Passed a Nationalist getting buried in Manchester | |
| In Manchester | |
| [Verse 2] | |
| Tricolour flying, the sun shining, large crowd around | |
| A freshly dug grave, priest arm blesses, the flag is waving | |
| Stern Indian serves original flavourings, in Manchester | |
| In Manchester | |
| In Manchester | |
| Ah huh | |
| [Instrumental] | |
| [Bridge] | |
| I don't yet know how my story will end | |
| Dead or in prison or completely around the bend | |
| A strong punch was essential, dust heads exploded | |
| [Outro] | |
| In Manchester | |
| In Manchester | |
| In Manchester | |
| In Manchester | |
| Ah huh | |
| [Outro] x2 |