| Song | Talking Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre Blues |
| Artist | Bob Dylan |
| Album | The Bootleg Series Vol. 9 - The Witmark Demos: 1962-1964 |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作曲 : Bob Dylan | |
| 作词 : Bob Dylan | |
| I saw it advertised one day, | |
| That the Bear Mountain picnic was comin' my way. | |
| "Come along 'n' take a trip, | |
| We'll bring you up there on a ship. | |
| Bring the wife and family | |
| Bring the whole kids." | |
| Yippee | |
| Well, I run right down 'n' bought a ticket, | |
| To this called the Bear Mountain Picnic. | |
| But little did I realize | |
| I was in for a pleasant, funny surprise. | |
| Had nothin' to do with a picnic. | |
| Didn't come close to a mountain. | |
| And I hate bears. | |
| Took the wife 'n' kids down to the pier, | |
| There were six thousand people there. | |
| Everybody had ticket for the trip. | |
| "Oh well." I said, "it's a pretty big ship. | |
| Besides, anyhow, the more the merrier." | |
| Well, we all got on 'n' what d'ya think, | |
| That big old boat started t' sink | |
| More people kept a-pilin' on, | |
| That old ship was a-goin' down. | |
| Funny way t' start a picnic. | |
| Well, I soon lost track of m' kids 'n' wife, | |
| So many people I never saw in m' life. | |
| That old ship sinkin' down in the water, | |
| There were six thousand people tryin' t' kill each other, | |
| Dogs a-barkin', cats a-screamin', | |
| Women a-yellin', men a-flyin', fists a-flyin', paper flyin'(?), | |
| Cops a-comin', me runnin'. | |
| Maybe we just better call off the picnic. | |
| I got shoved down, got pushed around, | |
| All I remember was a moanin' sound. | |
| Don't remember one thing more, | |
| All I remember's wakin' up on the shore, | |
| M' arms n' legs are broken, my feet were splintered, my head was cracked, couldn't walk, couldn't talk, smell, feel, Couldn't see, | |
| Didn't know where I was | |
| I was bald, | |
| Quite lucky to be alive, though | |
| Well, feelin' like I just climbed outa m' casket, | |
| I grabbed back hold of m' picnic basket. | |
| Took the wife 'n' kids 'n' started home, | |
| Wishin' I'd never got up that mornin'. | |
| Now, I don't care just a-what you do, | |
| If you wanta have a picnic, that's up t' you. | |
| But don't tell me about it, I don't wanta hear it, | |
| 'Cause, see, I just lost all m' picnic spirit. | |
| Stay in m' kitchen, have a picnic in the bathroom. | |
| Now, it don't seem to me quite so funny | |
| What some people are gonna do f'r money. | |
| There's a bran' new gimmick every day | |
| Just t' take somebody's money away. | |
| I think we oughta take some o' these people, | |
| And put 'em on a boat, | |
| Send 'em up to Bear Mountain for a picnic. |
| zuo qu : Bob Dylan | |
| zuo ci : Bob Dylan | |
| I saw it advertised one day, | |
| That the Bear Mountain picnic was comin' my way. | |
| " Come along ' n' take a trip, | |
| We' ll bring you up there on a ship. | |
| Bring the wife and family | |
| Bring the whole kids." | |
| Yippee | |
| Well, I run right down ' n' bought a ticket, | |
| To this called the Bear Mountain Picnic. | |
| But little did I realize | |
| I was in for a pleasant, funny surprise. | |
| Had nothin' to do with a picnic. | |
| Didn' t come close to a mountain. | |
| And I hate bears. | |
| Took the wife ' n' kids down to the pier, | |
| There were six thousand people there. | |
| Everybody had ticket for the trip. | |
| " Oh well." I said, " it' s a pretty big ship. | |
| Besides, anyhow, the more the merrier." | |
| Well, we all got on ' n' what d' ya think, | |
| That big old boat started t' sink | |
| More people kept apilin' on, | |
| That old ship was agoin' down. | |
| Funny way t' start a picnic. | |
| Well, I soon lost track of m' kids ' n' wife, | |
| So many people I never saw in m' life. | |
| That old ship sinkin' down in the water, | |
| There were six thousand people tryin' t' kill each other, | |
| Dogs abarkin', cats ascreamin', | |
| Women ayellin', men aflyin', fists aflyin', paper flyin'?, | |
| Cops acomin', me runnin'. | |
| Maybe we just better call off the picnic. | |
| I got shoved down, got pushed around, | |
| All I remember was a moanin' sound. | |
| Don' t remember one thing more, | |
| All I remember' s wakin' up on the shore, | |
| M' arms n' legs are broken, my feet were splintered, my head was cracked, couldn' t walk, couldn' t talk, smell, feel, Couldn' t see, | |
| Didn' t know where I was | |
| I was bald, | |
| Quite lucky to be alive, though | |
| Well, feelin' like I just climbed outa m' casket, | |
| I grabbed back hold of m' picnic basket. | |
| Took the wife ' n' kids ' n' started home, | |
| Wishin' I' d never got up that mornin'. | |
| Now, I don' t care just awhat you do, | |
| If you wanta have a picnic, that' s up t' you. | |
| But don' t tell me about it, I don' t wanta hear it, | |
| ' Cause, see, I just lost all m' picnic spirit. | |
| Stay in m' kitchen, have a picnic in the bathroom. | |
| Now, it don' t seem to me quite so funny | |
| What some people are gonna do f' r money. | |
| There' s a bran' new gimmick every day | |
| Just t' take somebody' s money away. | |
| I think we oughta take some o' these people, | |
| And put ' em on a boat, | |
| Send ' em up to Bear Mountain for a picnic. |
| zuò qǔ : Bob Dylan | |
| zuò cí : Bob Dylan | |
| I saw it advertised one day, | |
| That the Bear Mountain picnic was comin' my way. | |
| " Come along ' n' take a trip, | |
| We' ll bring you up there on a ship. | |
| Bring the wife and family | |
| Bring the whole kids." | |
| Yippee | |
| Well, I run right down ' n' bought a ticket, | |
| To this called the Bear Mountain Picnic. | |
| But little did I realize | |
| I was in for a pleasant, funny surprise. | |
| Had nothin' to do with a picnic. | |
| Didn' t come close to a mountain. | |
| And I hate bears. | |
| Took the wife ' n' kids down to the pier, | |
| There were six thousand people there. | |
| Everybody had ticket for the trip. | |
| " Oh well." I said, " it' s a pretty big ship. | |
| Besides, anyhow, the more the merrier." | |
| Well, we all got on ' n' what d' ya think, | |
| That big old boat started t' sink | |
| More people kept apilin' on, | |
| That old ship was agoin' down. | |
| Funny way t' start a picnic. | |
| Well, I soon lost track of m' kids ' n' wife, | |
| So many people I never saw in m' life. | |
| That old ship sinkin' down in the water, | |
| There were six thousand people tryin' t' kill each other, | |
| Dogs abarkin', cats ascreamin', | |
| Women ayellin', men aflyin', fists aflyin', paper flyin'?, | |
| Cops acomin', me runnin'. | |
| Maybe we just better call off the picnic. | |
| I got shoved down, got pushed around, | |
| All I remember was a moanin' sound. | |
| Don' t remember one thing more, | |
| All I remember' s wakin' up on the shore, | |
| M' arms n' legs are broken, my feet were splintered, my head was cracked, couldn' t walk, couldn' t talk, smell, feel, Couldn' t see, | |
| Didn' t know where I was | |
| I was bald, | |
| Quite lucky to be alive, though | |
| Well, feelin' like I just climbed outa m' casket, | |
| I grabbed back hold of m' picnic basket. | |
| Took the wife ' n' kids ' n' started home, | |
| Wishin' I' d never got up that mornin'. | |
| Now, I don' t care just awhat you do, | |
| If you wanta have a picnic, that' s up t' you. | |
| But don' t tell me about it, I don' t wanta hear it, | |
| ' Cause, see, I just lost all m' picnic spirit. | |
| Stay in m' kitchen, have a picnic in the bathroom. | |
| Now, it don' t seem to me quite so funny | |
| What some people are gonna do f' r money. | |
| There' s a bran' new gimmick every day | |
| Just t' take somebody' s money away. | |
| I think we oughta take some o' these people, | |
| And put ' em on a boat, | |
| Send ' em up to Bear Mountain for a picnic. |