| One two three | |
| I'm a human being now but I used to be a pig | |
| 'Til they shortened up my nose | |
| And they made me wear a wig | |
| I'm afraid the things on piggy farm | |
| Will never be the same | |
| Since they picked me for this job | |
| And they stuck me with a name | |
| It's a name, it's a name | |
| Who ever heard of a pig with a name like | |
| Meridian Leeward, that's my name | |
| I fly around the sky in a big jet plane | |
| I'm a flash ace pilot | |
| Got my name on the wing | |
| I hang around with people | |
| And they don't suspect a thing | |
| You look like a person but you know you're a pig | |
| I'm not afraid of dying | |
| From some mad man's gun or knife | |
| When I was still a piggy, dying was a way of life | |
| I'm not a piggy anymore | |
| And I don't share that dread | |
| The other day for breakfast | |
| I ate half of Uncle Fred | |
| Uncle Fred, Uncle Fred | |
| I wonder who ate the other half of Fred? | |
| Meridian Leeward, that's my name | |
| I fly around the sky in a big jet plane | |
| I'm a flash ace pilot | |
| Got my name on the wing | |
| I hang around with people | |
| And they don't suspect a thing | |
| You look like a person but you know you're a pig | |
| I think I'd rather be a cop | |
| I think that's what I'd like to be | |
| I'd show you people a thing or two | |
| If a man in blue starts beating on you | |
| Look out 'cause it might be me | |
| You look like a cop but you know you're a pig | |
| Meridian Leeward, that's my name | |
| I fly around the sky in a big jet plane | |
| I'm a flash ace pilot | |
| Got my name on the wing | |
| I hang around with people | |
| And they don't suspect a thing | |
| You look like a cop but you know you're a pig |
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