| Song | If You're Not in Love |
| Artist | Aaron Watson |
| Album | The Honky Tonk Kid |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作曲 : Lowry, Watson | |
| I'm tryin' not to panic, I'm gettin' all romantic | |
| Gettin' soft with everything I say and do. | |
| I'm talkin' hours on the phone, puttin' on that sweet cologne | |
| I'm even puttin' down the toilet seat for you. | |
| Aw, wait a minute, it gets worse. | |
| I found myself holdin' your purse, standin' outside that bra and panty store. | |
| My boss's wife walked by, she spotted me and told me hi | |
| And I knew then, I was in for it for sure. | |
| Now all the boys down at the shop know and they sure do find it funny. | |
| They say you've changed my ways and that you're spending all my money, honey. | |
| Chorus: | |
| If you're not in love, | |
| If you're not in love, | |
| If you're not in love, | |
| Aw, if you're not in love, | |
| Then I'm in a lot of trouble. | |
| I got this lump in my throat, then I sold my boat | |
| So I could buy this diamond ring for you. | |
| Now I'm hopin' and I'm wishin' that since I can't go fishin', | |
| You won't make me sell my golf clubs, too. | |
| The boys down at the shop know and they laugh until I cry | |
| I told 'em, if I mess this up, my momma's gonna tan my hide. | |
| Chorus | |
| I gave up that can of Snuff, no more NASCAR on TV. | |
| Honey, if that ain't enough, this may be the death of me. | |
| Chours (x2) |
| zuo qu : Lowry, Watson | |
| I' m tryin' not to panic, I' m gettin' all romantic | |
| Gettin' soft with everything I say and do. | |
| I' m talkin' hours on the phone, puttin' on that sweet cologne | |
| I' m even puttin' down the toilet seat for you. | |
| Aw, wait a minute, it gets worse. | |
| I found myself holdin' your purse, standin' outside that bra and panty store. | |
| My boss' s wife walked by, she spotted me and told me hi | |
| And I knew then, I was in for it for sure. | |
| Now all the boys down at the shop know and they sure do find it funny. | |
| They say you' ve changed my ways and that you' re spending all my money, honey. | |
| Chorus: | |
| If you' re not in love, | |
| If you' re not in love, | |
| If you' re not in love, | |
| Aw, if you' re not in love, | |
| Then I' m in a lot of trouble. | |
| I got this lump in my throat, then I sold my boat | |
| So I could buy this diamond ring for you. | |
| Now I' m hopin' and I' m wishin' that since I can' t go fishin', | |
| You won' t make me sell my golf clubs, too. | |
| The boys down at the shop know and they laugh until I cry | |
| I told ' em, if I mess this up, my momma' s gonna tan my hide. | |
| Chorus | |
| I gave up that can of Snuff, no more NASCAR on TV. | |
| Honey, if that ain' t enough, this may be the death of me. | |
| Chours x2 |
| zuò qǔ : Lowry, Watson | |
| I' m tryin' not to panic, I' m gettin' all romantic | |
| Gettin' soft with everything I say and do. | |
| I' m talkin' hours on the phone, puttin' on that sweet cologne | |
| I' m even puttin' down the toilet seat for you. | |
| Aw, wait a minute, it gets worse. | |
| I found myself holdin' your purse, standin' outside that bra and panty store. | |
| My boss' s wife walked by, she spotted me and told me hi | |
| And I knew then, I was in for it for sure. | |
| Now all the boys down at the shop know and they sure do find it funny. | |
| They say you' ve changed my ways and that you' re spending all my money, honey. | |
| Chorus: | |
| If you' re not in love, | |
| If you' re not in love, | |
| If you' re not in love, | |
| Aw, if you' re not in love, | |
| Then I' m in a lot of trouble. | |
| I got this lump in my throat, then I sold my boat | |
| So I could buy this diamond ring for you. | |
| Now I' m hopin' and I' m wishin' that since I can' t go fishin', | |
| You won' t make me sell my golf clubs, too. | |
| The boys down at the shop know and they laugh until I cry | |
| I told ' em, if I mess this up, my momma' s gonna tan my hide. | |
| Chorus | |
| I gave up that can of Snuff, no more NASCAR on TV. | |
| Honey, if that ain' t enough, this may be the death of me. | |
| Chours x2 |