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My dear, sweet child--it's what I live for: to help unfortunate merfolk like yourself. |
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Poor souls with no one else to turn to. . . |
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I admit that in the past I've been a nasty |
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They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch |
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But you'll find that nowadays |
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I've mended all my ways |
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Repented, seen the light, and made a switch |
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True? Yes. |
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And I fortunately know a little magic |
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It's a talent that I always have possessed |
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And here lately, please don't laugh |
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I use it on behalf |
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Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed |
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(Pathetic!) |
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Poor unfortunate souls |
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In pain, in need |
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This one longing to be thinner |
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That one wants to get the girl |
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And do I help them? |
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Yes, indeed! |
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Those poor unfortunate souls |
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So sad, so true |
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They come flocking to my cauldron |
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Crying, "Spells, Ursula, please!" |
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And I help them |
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Yes I do! |
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Now, it's happened once or twice |
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Someone couldn't pay the price |
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And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals |
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Yes, I've had the odd complaint |
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But on the whole I've been a saint |
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To those poor unfortunate souls |
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Here's my best offer, babykins. I know a spell that will turn you into a human for three days. Now, it's got a procedural clause, sort of a "squid pro quo." Before the sun sets on the third day, you've got to get dear ol' princey to kiss you. If you do, you'll stay human forever. |
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And if I don't? |
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Nothing drastic, darling, I'm sure. . . Oh, look--small print: "Your soul is mine forever, and you're doomed to spend eternity in my watery, hell-soaked lair." Lawyers! Don't you just love 'em? Of course, there is one more thing. . . my fee. |
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But I don't have anything! |
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I'm not askin' for much, Only. . . your voice. |
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My voice? But if I give away my voice, how can I ever-- |
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You'll have your looks. . . your pretty face. . . and don't underestimate the power of body language! |
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The men up there don't like a lot of blabber |
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They think a girl who gossips is a bore! |
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Yet on land it's much preferred for ladies not to say a word |
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And after all, dear, what is idle prattle for? |
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Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation |
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True gentlemen avoid it when they can |
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But they dote and swoon and fawn |
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On a lady who's withdrawn |
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It's she who holds her tongue who gets a man |
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Come on you poor unfortunate soul |
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Go ahead! |
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Make your choice! |
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I'm a very busy woman |
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And I haven't got all day |
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It won't cost much |
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Just your voice! |
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You poor unfortunate soul |
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It's sad, but true |
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If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet |
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You've got the pay the toll |
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Take a gulp and take a breath |
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Go ahead and sign the scroll! |
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Flotsam, Jetsam--now I've got her, boys |
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The boss is on a roll |
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You poor unfortunate soul! |
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Beluga, sevruga, come winds of the Caspian Sea. . . |
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Larynxes, glaucitis, ad max laryngitis, la voce to me! |
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Now, sing! Sing your voice over to me! |
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Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah... |
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Sing and keep singing! |
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. . .ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah... |
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Now swim, swim, swim! Swim for your life, human child! |
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Ha ha ha. . . |
