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| [00:00.57] | (Wait a minute, man. Hey, check this out, tell it. It was this blind man, right? |
| [00:03.38] | Man, check this out- it was this blind man, right? |
| [00:05.88] | He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick, right? |
| [00:08.27] | Hey. He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'? |
| [00:11.66] | He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said, |
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| [00:15.36] | Woooooo, good morning, ladies. |
| [00:17.92] | |
| [00:20.42] | You like that sh_t, man? Hey, man, I got a gang of that sh_t, man. |
| [00:23.72] | I tell you what- my man on the guitar, fool on the drums, |
| [00:28.34] | everybody just crowd around the mic, I'll tell you all these mutha-f_ckin' jokes. |
| [00:31.96] | |
| [00:33.36] | But first, I'ma start it off like this. Hey, help me sing it, homeboy.) |
| [00:36.87] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need. |
| [00:41.62] | |
| [00:42.24] | We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed. |
| [00:46.37] | |
| [00:47.12] | And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs |
| [00:51.87] | Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. |
| [00:56.68] | So roll, roll, roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. |
| [01:01.49] | Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale, skatin' on Dayton rims. |
| [01:05.68] | |
| [01:06.24] | So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. |
| [01:10.56] | |
| [01:11.18] | If my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will. |
| [01:15.57] | |
| [01:16.09] | Well it was just sundown in a small white town. They call it Eastside Palmdale. |
| [01:20.99] | When the Afroman walked through the white land, houses went up for sale. |
| [01:25.68] | Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cds when I met a little girl named Jan. |
| [01:29.96] | |
| [01:30.46] | I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan. |
| [01:35.65] | We f_cked on the bed, f_cked on the flo', f_cked so long, I grew a f_ckin' afro. |
| [01:40.34] | Then I f_cked to the left, f_cked to the right. She s_cked my d_ck 'til the sh_t turned white. |
| [01:44.83] | I thought to myself, Sheba, Sheba! Got my ass lookin' like a ZEBRA! |
| [01:50.09] | I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way, until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet. |
| [01:54.15] | I ran. I jumped out the back window, but her daddy, he was waitin' with a 2 x 4. |
| [01:59.76] | Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right. The mutha-f_cker whooped my ass all night. |
| [02:04.57] | But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad, that's the best damn p_ssy I ever had. |
| [02:09.38] | I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine. I'm a f_ck that b_tch just one more time. |
| [02:14.42] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need. |
| [02:18.67] | We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed. |
| [02:23.30] | |
| [02:24.05] | And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs |
| [02:28.73] | Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. |
| [02:33.67] | So roll, roll, roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. |
| [02:38.36] | Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale, skatin' on Dayton rims. |
| [02:42.74] | |
| [02:43.30] | So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. |
| [02:48.05] | If my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will. |
| [02:52.92] | I met this lady in Hollywood. She had green hair, but damn she looked good. |
| [02:58.04] | I took her to my house, cause she was fine, but she whipped out a d_ck that was bigger than mine. |
| [03:02.85] | I met this lady from Japan, never made love with an African. |
| [03:07.54] | I f_cked her once, I f_cked her twice. I ate that p_ssy like shrimp fried rice. |
| [03:12.19] | Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya. I met a woman in the heart of Australia. |
| [03:17.20] | Had a big b_tt and big titties, too, so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo. |
| [03:21.58] | See, I met this lady from Hawaii. Stuck it in her ass, and she said, Aiiiiieeee! |
| [03:27.19] | Lips was breakfast, p_ssy was lunch, then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch. |
| [03:31.75] | Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky. She said, I'll fry some chicken if you just f_ck me. |
| [03:37.18] | I came in her mouth. It was a crisis. I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices. |
| [03:41.50] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need. |
| [03:45.89] | |
| [03:46.40] | We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed. |
| [03:50.41] | |
| [03:51.10] | And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs |
| [03:55.84] | Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. |
| [04:00.85] | |
| [04:01.43] | I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee. Her titties were filled with Hennesy. |
| [04:05.80] | That country music nearly drove me crazy, but I rode that ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy! |
| [04:10.50] | Met this lady in Oklahoma; put that p_ssy in a coma. |
| [04:15.63] | Met this lady in Michigan; I can't wait 'til I f_ck that b_tch again. |
| [04:20.13] | Met a real black girl in South Carolina; f_cked her 'til she turned into a white albino. |
| [04:25.30] | F_cked this hooker in Iowa. I f_cked her on credit, so I owe her. |
| [04:29.93] | F_cked this girl, down in Georgia; came in her mouth. Man, I thought I told ya. |
| [04:35.18] | Met this beautiful sexy ho; she just ran cross the border of Mexico. |
| [04:39.62] | Fine young thing, said her name's Maria. I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla. |
| [04:44.29] | |
| [04:44.99] | I wanna get married, but I can't afford it. I know I'ma cry when she gets deported. |
| [04:48.99] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need. |
| [04:53.80] | |
| [04:54.31] | We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed. |
| [04:59.08] | And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs |
| [05:03.90] | Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. |
| [05:08.89] | Have you ever went over to a girl's house to f_ck, but the p_ssy just ain't no good? (SAY WHAT?) |
| [05:13.66] | And then you're getting' upset cause you can't get her wet, plus you in the wrong neighborhood? |
| [05:18.57] | So you try to play it off and eat the p_ssy, but it takes her so long to come (SAY WHAT?) |
| [05:23.38] | Then a dude walks in. That's her big boyfriend, and he asks you from? where (Where you you from, man?) |
| [05:27.81] | So you wipe your mouth, and you try to explain (I don't bang.), you start talkin' real fast. |
| [05:32.69] | But he's already mad, cause you f_ckin' his wife, so he starts beatin' on your ass. |
| [05:37.37] | Now your clothes all muddy, your nose all bloody, your d_ck was hard but now it's soft. (WHUT?) |
| [05:42.75] | You thought you had a girl to rock your world, now you still gotta go jack off. |
| [05:47.12] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need. |
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