| [ar:廖健] | |
| [ti:唐老鸭新编] | |
| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 廖健 |
| [00:00.16] | 作词 : 廖健 |
| [00:00.49] | 啊... ...嗦嘎 |
| [00:11.93] | 呀... ...Are You ready? |
| [00:19.09] | 话说唐老鸭小名唐二娃 |
| [00:21.26] | 一天到黑东跨西跨 |
| [00:23.18] | 游手好闲乱打冲拳 |
| [00:25.25] | 十处打闹九处在的超级讨人闲 |
| [00:27.32] | 隔壁子的阴沟 |
| [00:28.63] | 我堵 我堵 |
| [00:29.44] | 对门子的烟囱 |
| [00:30.71] | 我堵 我堵 |
| [00:31.42] | 蜂窝煤的眼眼 |
| [00:32.48] | 我堵 我堵 |
| [00:33.18] | 王嬢嬢的后门 |
| [00:34.35] | 我堵 我堵 |
| [00:35.41] | 机机机枪眼眼你去堵嘛 |
| [00:39.24] | 单身汉我下岗在家有点清闲 |
| [00:41.27] | 再就业你说得轻巧身上缺钱 |
| [00:43.29] | 打点小麻将吃点麻辣烫 |
| [00:45.23] | 不痛不痒甩脚甩手混脱一年 |
| [00:47.15] | 裤儿烂起洞洞 |
| [00:48.32] | 我补 我补 |
| [00:49.33] | 牙齿稀起缝缝 |
| [00:50.34] | 我补 我补 |
| [00:51.25] | 肾虚我吃串串 |
| [00:52.36] | 我补 我补 |
| [00:53.27] | 瘦得就像干虾儿 |
| [00:54.48] | 我补 我补 |
| [00:55.49] | 嘿嘿嘿...你你娃钱都没得你补个铲铲 |
| [00:59.74] | 嘿哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨 |
| [01:03.52] | 嘿哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨 |
| [01:07.26] | 我妈说我小的时候长得非乖 |
| [01:09.63] | 长大以后莽戳戳的操得非歪 |
| [01:11.55] | 有了婆娘一脚就把老的踢开 |
| [01:13.53] | 回家吃了妈老汉我是应该 |
| [01:15.30] | 酒醉饭饱碗都不洗我说拜拜 |
| [01:17.57] | 出门没人理我 |
| [01:18.63] | 活该 活该 |
| [01:19.39] | 病了没人看我 |
| [01:20.76] | 活该 活该 |
| [01:21.52] | 老了没人管我 |
| [01:22.83] | 活该 活该 |
| [01:24.79] | 算算老 把我整得稀烂我可以改噻 |
| [01:34.92] | 呀... ...Are You ready? |
| [01:40.24] | 再说唐二娃发誓要变化 |
| [01:41.91] | 衣装整洁头发梳的油光水滑 |
| [01:44.18] | 崭新面貌走进市场 |
| [01:46.10] | 猪儿壮不怕宰敢冲敢杀 |
| [01:48.18] | 婆婆要过马路 |
| [01:49.24] | 我帮 我帮 |
| [01:50.25] | 汽车上坡熄火 |
| [01:51.36] | 我帮 我帮 |
| [01:52.27] | 朋友遭人欺负 |
| [01:53.48] | 我帮 我帮 |
| [01:54.24] | 朋友婆娘生娃儿 |
| [01:55.55] | 我帮 我帮 |
| [01:56.56] | 嘿...这这个我都帮不到忙了 |
| [02:00.76] | 他们说的我很帅妹妹都想爱 |
| [02:02.73] | 头顶一窝白菜腰拴一根海带 |
| [02:04.75] | 就像人家电影头的东方不败 |
| [02:06.67] | 一照镜子才晓得是胎神二代 |
| [02:08.69] | 我要追求新潮 |
| [02:09.70] | 我热 我热 |
| [02:10.61] | 头发染成绿毛 |
| [02:11.67] | 我热 我热 |
| [02:12.64] | 卡拉OK乱嚎 |
| [02:13.90] | 我热 我热 |
| [02:14.71] | 舞厅里面烧烤 |
| [02:15.87] | 我热 我热 |
| [02:17.03] | 噢耶买折耳根嘎 我晕 |
| [02:21.69] | 嘿哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨 |
| [02:25.58] | 嘿哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨 |
| [02:29.21] | 混了半生转头一看有点悲哀 |
| [02:31.64] | 高的不成底不就运气又还衰 |
| [02:33.67] | 感叹男人苦 累死你活该 |
| [02:35.64] | 硬有很么多的门坎堆在你面前 |
| [02:37.76] | 戳锅漏我耍朋友遭爱情抛开 |
| [02:39.78] | 想做生意头一盘就把跟斗栽 |
| [02:41.70] | 心一横偷起自行车拿去卖 |
| [02:43.57] | 猫抓糍粑难脱爪爪派出所去呆 |
| [02:47.14] | 唐二娃你娃又操转去了说! |
| [02:50.02] | 嘿哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨 |
| [02:54.24] | 嘿哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨 |
| ar: liao jian | |
| ti: tang lao ya xin bian | |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : liao jian |
| [00:00.16] | zuo ci : liao jian |
| [00:00.49] | a... ... suo ga |
| [00:11.93] | ya... ... Are You ready? |
| [00:19.09] | hua shuo tang lao ya xiao ming tang er wa |
| [00:21.26] | yi tian dao hei dong kua xi kua |
| [00:23.18] | you shou hao xian luan da chong quan |
| [00:25.25] | shi chu da nao jiu chu zai de chao ji tao ren xian |
| [00:27.32] | ge bi zi de yin gou |
| [00:28.63] | wo du wo du |
| [00:29.44] | dui men zi de yan cong |
| [00:30.71] | wo du wo du |
| [00:31.42] | feng wo mei de yan yan |
| [00:32.48] | wo du wo du |
| [00:33.18] | wang niang niang de hou men |
| [00:34.35] | wo du wo du |
| [00:35.41] | ji ji ji qiang yan yan ni qu du ma |
| [00:39.24] | dan shen han wo xia gang zai jia you dian qing xian |
| [00:41.27] | zai jiu ye ni shuo de qing qiao shen shang que qian |
| [00:43.29] | da dian xiao ma jiang chi dian ma la tang |
| [00:45.23] | bu tong bu yang shuai jiao shuai shou hun tuo yi nian |
| [00:47.15] | ku er lan qi dong dong |
| [00:48.32] | wo bu wo bu |
| [00:49.33] | ya chi xi qi feng feng |
| [00:50.34] | wo bu wo bu |
| [00:51.25] | shen xu wo chi chuan chuan |
| [00:52.36] | wo bu wo bu |
| [00:53.27] | shou de jiu xiang gan xia er |
| [00:54.48] | wo bu wo bu |
| [00:55.49] | hei hei hei... ni ni wa qian dou mei de ni bu ge chan chan |
| [00:59.74] | hei ha yao zheng kua zheng kua zheng kua yao zheng kua |
| [01:03.52] | hei ha yao zheng kua zheng kua zheng kua yao zheng kua |
| [01:07.26] | wo ma shuo wo xiao de shi hou zhang de fei guai |
| [01:09.63] | zhang da yi hou mang chuo chuo de cao de fei wai |
| [01:11.55] | you le po niang yi jiao jiu ba lao de ti kai |
| [01:13.53] | hui jia chi le ma lao han wo shi ying gai |
| [01:15.30] | jiu zui fan bao wan dou bu xi wo shuo bai bai |
| [01:17.57] | chu men mei ren li wo |
| [01:18.63] | huo gai huo gai |
| [01:19.39] | bing le mei ren kan wo |
| [01:20.76] | huo gai huo gai |
| [01:21.52] | lao le mei ren guan wo |
| [01:22.83] | huo gai huo gai |
| [01:24.79] | suan suan lao ba wo zheng de xi lan wo ke yi gai sai |
| [01:34.92] | ya... ... Are You ready? |
| [01:40.24] | zai shuo tang er wa fa shi yao bian hua |
| [01:41.91] | yi zhuang zheng jie tou fa shu de you guang shui hua |
| [01:44.18] | zhan xin mian mao zou jin shi chang |
| [01:46.10] | zhu er zhuang bu pa zai gan chong gan sha |
| [01:48.18] | po po yao guo ma lu |
| [01:49.24] | wo bang wo bang |
| [01:50.25] | qi che shang po xi huo |
| [01:51.36] | wo bang wo bang |
| [01:52.27] | peng you zao ren qi fu |
| [01:53.48] | wo bang wo bang |
| [01:54.24] | peng you po niang sheng wa er |
| [01:55.55] | wo bang wo bang |
| [01:56.56] | hei... zhe zhe ge wo dou bang bu dao mang le |
| [02:00.76] | ta men shuo de wo hen shuai mei mei dou xiang ai |
| [02:02.73] | tou ding yi wo bai cai yao shuan yi gen hai dai |
| [02:04.75] | jiu xiang ren jia dian ying tou de dong fang bu bai |
| [02:06.67] | yi zhao jing zi cai xiao de shi tai shen er dai |
| [02:08.69] | wo yao zhui qiu xin chao |
| [02:09.70] | wo re wo re |
| [02:10.61] | tou fa ran cheng lv mao |
| [02:11.67] | wo re wo re |
| [02:12.64] | ka la OK luan hao |
| [02:13.90] | wo re wo re |
| [02:14.71] | wu ting li mian shao kao |
| [02:15.87] | wo re wo re |
| [02:17.03] | o ye mai zhe er gen ga wo yun |
| [02:21.69] | hei ha yao zheng kua zheng kua zheng kua yao zheng kua |
| [02:25.58] | hei ha yao zheng kua zheng kua zheng kua yao zheng kua |
| [02:29.21] | hun le ban sheng zhuan tou yi kan you dian bei ai |
| [02:31.64] | gao de bu cheng di bu jiu yun qi you hai shuai |
| [02:33.67] | gan tan nan ren ku lei si ni huo gai |
| [02:35.64] | ying you hen me duo de men kan dui zai ni mian qian |
| [02:37.76] | chuo guo lou wo shua peng you zao ai qing pao kai |
| [02:39.78] | xiang zuo sheng yi tou yi pan jiu ba gen dou zai |
| [02:41.70] | xin yi heng tou qi zi xing che na qu mai |
| [02:43.57] | mao zhua ci ba nan tuo zhao zhao pai chu suo qu dai |
| [02:47.14] | tang er wa ni wa you cao zhuan qu le shuo! |
| [02:50.02] | hei ha yao zheng kua zheng kua zheng kua yao zheng kua |
| [02:54.24] | hei ha yao zheng kua zheng kua zheng kua yao zheng kua |
| ar: liào jiàn | |
| ti: táng lǎo yā xīn biān | |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : liào jiàn |
| [00:00.16] | zuò cí : liào jiàn |
| [00:00.49] | a... ... suo gā |
| [00:11.93] | ya... ... Are You ready? |
| [00:19.09] | huà shuō táng lǎo yā xiǎo míng táng èr wá |
| [00:21.26] | yì tiān dào hēi dōng kuà xī kuà |
| [00:23.18] | yóu shǒu hào xián luàn dǎ chōng quán |
| [00:25.25] | shí chù dǎ nào jiǔ chǔ zài de chāo jí tǎo rén xián |
| [00:27.32] | gé bì zi de yīn gōu |
| [00:28.63] | wǒ dǔ wǒ dǔ |
| [00:29.44] | duì mén zǐ de yān cōng |
| [00:30.71] | wǒ dǔ wǒ dǔ |
| [00:31.42] | fēng wō méi de yǎn yǎn |
| [00:32.48] | wǒ dǔ wǒ dǔ |
| [00:33.18] | wáng niáng niáng de hòu mén |
| [00:34.35] | wǒ dǔ wǒ dǔ |
| [00:35.41] | jī jī jī qiāng yǎn yǎn nǐ qù dǔ ma |
| [00:39.24] | dān shēn hàn wǒ xià gǎng zài jiā yǒu diǎn qīng xián |
| [00:41.27] | zài jiù yè nǐ shuō de qīng qiǎo shēn shàng quē qián |
| [00:43.29] | dǎ diǎn xiǎo má jiàng chī diǎn má là tàng |
| [00:45.23] | bù tòng bù yǎng shuǎi jiǎo shuǎi shǒu hùn tuō yī nián |
| [00:47.15] | kù ér làn qǐ dòng dòng |
| [00:48.32] | wǒ bǔ wǒ bǔ |
| [00:49.33] | yá chǐ xī qǐ fèng fèng |
| [00:50.34] | wǒ bǔ wǒ bǔ |
| [00:51.25] | shèn xū wǒ chī chuàn chuàn |
| [00:52.36] | wǒ bǔ wǒ bǔ |
| [00:53.27] | shòu dé jiù xiàng gàn xiā ér |
| [00:54.48] | wǒ bǔ wǒ bǔ |
| [00:55.49] | hēi hēi hēi... nǐ nǐ wá qián dōu méi de nǐ bǔ gè chǎn chǎn |
| [00:59.74] | hēi hā yào zhěng kuà zhěng kuà zhěng kuà yào zhěng kuà |
| [01:03.52] | hēi hā yào zhěng kuà zhěng kuà zhěng kuà yào zhěng kuà |
| [01:07.26] | wǒ mā shuō wǒ xiǎo de shí hòu zhǎng de fēi guāi |
| [01:09.63] | zhǎng dà yǐ hòu mǎng chuō chuō de cāo dé fēi wāi |
| [01:11.55] | yǒu le pó niáng yī jiǎo jiù bǎ lǎo de tī kāi |
| [01:13.53] | huí jiā chī le mā lǎo hàn wǒ shì yīng gāi |
| [01:15.30] | jiǔ zuì fàn bǎo wǎn dōu bù xǐ wǒ shuō bài bài |
| [01:17.57] | chū mén méi rén lǐ wǒ |
| [01:18.63] | huó gāi huó gāi |
| [01:19.39] | bìng le méi rén kàn wǒ |
| [01:20.76] | huó gāi huó gāi |
| [01:21.52] | lǎo le méi rén guǎn wǒ |
| [01:22.83] | huó gāi huó gāi |
| [01:24.79] | suàn suàn lǎo bǎ wǒ zhěng dé xī làn wǒ kě yǐ gǎi sāi |
| [01:34.92] | ya... ... Are You ready? |
| [01:40.24] | zài shuō táng èr wá fā shì yào biàn huà |
| [01:41.91] | yī zhuāng zhěng jié tóu fà shū de yóu guāng shuǐ huá |
| [01:44.18] | zhǎn xīn miàn mào zǒu jìn shì chǎng |
| [01:46.10] | zhū ér zhuàng bù pà zǎi gǎn chōng gǎn shā |
| [01:48.18] | pó pó yào guò mǎ lù |
| [01:49.24] | wǒ bāng wǒ bāng |
| [01:50.25] | qì chē shàng pō xī huǒ |
| [01:51.36] | wǒ bāng wǒ bāng |
| [01:52.27] | péng yǒu zāo rén qī fù |
| [01:53.48] | wǒ bāng wǒ bāng |
| [01:54.24] | péng yǒu pó niáng shēng wá ér |
| [01:55.55] | wǒ bāng wǒ bāng |
| [01:56.56] | hēi... zhè zhè gè wǒ dōu bāng bú dào máng le |
| [02:00.76] | tā men shuō de wǒ hěn shuài mèi mei dōu xiǎng ài |
| [02:02.73] | tóu dǐng yī wō bái cài yāo shuān yī gēn hǎi dài |
| [02:04.75] | jiù xiàng rén jiā diàn yǐng tóu de dōng fāng bù bài |
| [02:06.67] | yī zhào jìng zi cái xiǎo de shì tāi shén èr dài |
| [02:08.69] | wǒ yào zhuī qiú xīn cháo |
| [02:09.70] | wǒ rè wǒ rè |
| [02:10.61] | tóu fà rǎn chéng lǜ máo |
| [02:11.67] | wǒ rè wǒ rè |
| [02:12.64] | kǎ lā OK luàn háo |
| [02:13.90] | wǒ rè wǒ rè |
| [02:14.71] | wǔ tīng lǐ miàn shāo kǎo |
| [02:15.87] | wǒ rè wǒ rè |
| [02:17.03] | ō yé mǎi zhé ěr gēn gā wǒ yūn |
| [02:21.69] | hēi hā yào zhěng kuà zhěng kuà zhěng kuà yào zhěng kuà |
| [02:25.58] | hēi hā yào zhěng kuà zhěng kuà zhěng kuà yào zhěng kuà |
| [02:29.21] | hùn le bàn shēng zhuǎn tóu yī kàn yǒu diǎn bēi āi |
| [02:31.64] | gāo de bù chéng dǐ bù jiù yùn qì yòu hái shuāi |
| [02:33.67] | gǎn tàn nán rén kǔ lèi sǐ nǐ huó gāi |
| [02:35.64] | yìng yǒu hěn me duō de mén kǎn duī zài nǐ miàn qián |
| [02:37.76] | chuō guō lòu wǒ shuǎ péng yǒu zāo ài qíng pāo kāi |
| [02:39.78] | xiǎng zuò shēng yì tóu yī pán jiù bǎ gēn dǒu zāi |
| [02:41.70] | xīn yī héng tōu qǐ zì xíng chē ná qù mài |
| [02:43.57] | māo zhuā cí bā nán tuō zhǎo zhǎo pài chū suǒ qù dāi |
| [02:47.14] | táng èr wá nǐ wá yòu cāo zhuàn qù le shuō! |
| [02:50.02] | hēi hā yào zhěng kuà zhěng kuà zhěng kuà yào zhěng kuà |
| [02:54.24] | hēi hā yào zhěng kuà zhěng kuà zhěng kuà yào zhěng kuà |