shi shi bo bao: luan pi cai

时事播报:乱劈财
shi shi bo bao: luan pi cai Lyrics

Song 时事播报:乱劈财
Artist 廖健
Album 时事播报乱劈财
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[00:11.55] 成都的天 成都人的地
[00:16.57] 成都人在大都市中演变天气
[00:21.95] 今天我来神戳戳的报道几句
[00:50.98] 乱劈财!乱劈财!
[00:53.29] 今年子的怪事情是垒起尖尖来
[00:55.75] 一心敬你我们先说第一怪
[00:57.70] 耳朵上的铁圈圈朝肚几儿上带
[01:00.14] 二红有喜二红有喜又说一个怪
[01:07.75] 男人们聚会弄死不把婆娘带
[01:09.89] 三星高照三星高照再讲一个怪
[01:12.34] 美女们她飞叉叉把老男人爱
[01:14.53] 四季发财四季发财见怪不怪
[01:22.05] 汽车开起没得我们走路快
[01:24.25] 五金魁手五金魁手确实有点怪
[01:26.77] 荷花池的内裤是穿在身上卖
[01:29.20] 六六大顺六六大顺稀奇古怪
[01:51.18] 老板扣钱民工跳楼完全装怪
[01:53.32] 七个巧啊我说我说还是有点怪
[01:55.75] 气管水管挖断硬说推土机装怪
[01:57.95] 八仙过海八仙过海特别的怪
[02:05.36] 想当明星就整一幅墨眼镜戴
[02:07.30] 九九长寿那才叫怪
[02:09.62] 骗婚男女报纸登起神经病都爱
[02:12.32] 十全十美是气死人的怪
[02:19.71] 人造美女变性男人大有人在
[02:22.04] 吓死背时气死活该随便你乱爱
[02:24.68] 龟儿老子照样潇洒我悠闲自在
[02:27.19] 哦嗬 管你娃屁相干
[02:29.57] 成都人的天 成都人的地
[02:33.90] 成都人在大都市中演变天气
[02:38.67] 今天我来神戳戳的报道几句
[02:43.68] 希望这座城市更加美丽
[02:48.45] 成都人的天 成都人的地
[02:53.08] 成都人在大都市中演变天气
[02:57.92] 今天我来神戳戳的报道几句
[03:02.63] 明天希望这座城市更加美丽
[03:07.62] 成都人的天 成都人的地
[03:12.19] 成都人在大都市中演变天气
[03:17.02] 今天我来神戳戳的报道几句
[03:21.84] 明天希望这座城市更加美丽
[00:11.55] cheng du de tian cheng du ren de di
[00:16.57] cheng du ren zai da du shi zhong yan bian tian qi
[00:21.95] jin tian wo lai shen chuo chuo de bao dao ji ju
[00:50.98] luan pi cai! luan pi cai!
[00:53.29] jin nian zi de guai shi qing shi lei qi jian jian lai
[00:55.75] yi xin jing ni wo men xian shuo di yi guai
[00:57.70] er duo shang de tie quan quan chao du ji er shang dai
[01:00.14] er hong you xi er hong you xi you shuo yi ge guai
[01:07.75] nan ren men ju hui nong si bu ba po niang dai
[01:09.89] san xing gao zhao san xing gao zhao zai jiang yi ge guai
[01:12.34] mei nv men ta fei cha cha ba lao nan ren ai
[01:14.53] si ji fa cai si ji fa cai jian guai bu guai
[01:22.05] qi che kai qi mei de wo men zou lu kuai
[01:24.25] wu jin kui shou wu jin kui shou que shi you dian guai
[01:26.77] he hua chi de nei ku shi chuan zai shen shang mai
[01:29.20] liu liu da shun liu liu da shun xi qi gu guai
[01:51.18] lao ban kou qian min gong tiao lou wan quan zhuang guai
[01:53.32] qi ge qiao a wo shuo wo shuo hai shi you dian guai
[01:55.75] qi guan shui guan wa duan ying shuo tui tu ji zhuang guai
[01:57.95] ba xian guo hai ba xian guo hai te bie de guai
[02:05.36] xiang dang ming xing jiu zheng yi fu mo yan jing dai
[02:07.30] jiu jiu chang shou na cai jiao guai
[02:09.62] pian hun nan nv bao zhi deng qi shen jing bing dou ai
[02:12.32] shi quan shi mei shi qi si ren de guai
[02:19.71] ren zao mei nv bian xing nan ren da you ren zai
[02:22.04] xia si bei shi qi si huo gai sui bian ni luan ai
[02:24.68] gui er lao zi zhao yang xiao sa wo you xian zi zai
[02:27.19] o he guan ni wa pi xiang gan
[02:29.57] cheng du ren de tian cheng du ren de di
[02:33.90] cheng du ren zai da du shi zhong yan bian tian qi
[02:38.67] jin tian wo lai shen chuo chuo de bao dao ji ju
[02:43.68] xi wang zhe zuo cheng shi geng jia mei li
[02:48.45] cheng du ren de tian cheng du ren de di
[02:53.08] cheng du ren zai da du shi zhong yan bian tian qi
[02:57.92] jin tian wo lai shen chuo chuo de bao dao ji ju
[03:02.63] ming tian xi wang zhe zuo cheng shi geng jia mei li
[03:07.62] cheng du ren de tian cheng du ren de di
[03:12.19] cheng du ren zai da du shi zhong yan bian tian qi
[03:17.02] jin tian wo lai shen chuo chuo de bao dao ji ju
[03:21.84] ming tian xi wang zhe zuo cheng shi geng jia mei li
[00:11.55] chéng dū de tiān chéng dū rén de dì
[00:16.57] chéng dū rén zài dà dū shì zhōng yǎn biàn tiān qì
[00:21.95] jīn tiān wǒ lái shén chuō chuō de bào dào jǐ jù
[00:50.98] luàn pī cái! luàn pī cái!
[00:53.29] jīn nián zi de guài shì qíng shì lěi qǐ jiān jiān lái
[00:55.75] yī xīn jìng nǐ wǒ men xiān shuō dì yī guài
[00:57.70] ěr duǒ shàng de tiě quān quān cháo dù jǐ ér shàng dài
[01:00.14] èr hóng yǒu xǐ èr hóng yǒu xǐ yòu shuō yí gè guài
[01:07.75] nán rén men jù huì nòng sǐ bù bǎ pó niáng dài
[01:09.89] sān xīng gāo zhào sān xīng gāo zhào zài jiǎng yí gè guài
[01:12.34] měi nǚ men tā fēi chā chā bǎ lǎo nán rén ài
[01:14.53] sì jì fā cái sì jì fā cái jiàn guài bù guài
[01:22.05] qì chē kāi qǐ méi de wǒ men zǒu lù kuài
[01:24.25] wǔ jīn kuí shǒu wǔ jīn kuí shǒu què shí yǒu diǎn guài
[01:26.77] hé huā chí de nèi kù shì chuān zài shēn shàng mài
[01:29.20] liù liù dà shùn liù liù dà shùn xī qí gǔ guài
[01:51.18] lǎo bǎn kòu qián mín gōng tiào lóu wán quán zhuāng guài
[01:53.32] qī ge qiǎo a wǒ shuō wǒ shuō hái shì yǒu diǎn guài
[01:55.75] qì guǎn shuǐ guǎn wā duàn yìng shuō tuī tǔ jī zhuāng guài
[01:57.95] bā xiān guò hǎi bā xiān guò hǎi tè bié de guài
[02:05.36] xiǎng dāng míng xīng jiù zhěng yī fú mò yǎn jìng dài
[02:07.30] jiǔ jiǔ cháng shòu nà cái jiào guài
[02:09.62] piàn hūn nán nǚ bào zhǐ dēng qǐ shén jīng bìng dōu ài
[02:12.32] shí quán shí měi shì qì sǐ rén de guài
[02:19.71] rén zào měi nǚ biàn xìng nán rén dà yǒu rén zài
[02:22.04] xià sǐ bèi shí qì sǐ huó gāi suí biàn nǐ luàn ài
[02:24.68] guī ér lǎo zi zhào yàng xiāo sǎ wǒ yōu xián zì zài
[02:27.19] ó hē guǎn nǐ wá pì xiāng gān
[02:29.57] chéng dū rén de tiān chéng dū rén de dì
[02:33.90] chéng dū rén zài dà dū shì zhōng yǎn biàn tiān qì
[02:38.67] jīn tiān wǒ lái shén chuō chuō de bào dào jǐ jù
[02:43.68] xī wàng zhè zuò chéng shì gèng jiā měi lì
[02:48.45] chéng dū rén de tiān chéng dū rén de dì
[02:53.08] chéng dū rén zài dà dū shì zhōng yǎn biàn tiān qì
[02:57.92] jīn tiān wǒ lái shén chuō chuō de bào dào jǐ jù
[03:02.63] míng tiān xī wàng zhè zuò chéng shì gèng jiā měi lì
[03:07.62] chéng dū rén de tiān chéng dū rén de dì
[03:12.19] chéng dū rén zài dà dū shì zhōng yǎn biàn tiān qì
[03:17.02] jīn tiān wǒ lái shén chuō chuō de bào dào jǐ jù
[03:21.84] míng tiān xī wàng zhè zuò chéng shì gèng jiā měi lì
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