| Adam Ant | |
| Dirk Wears White Sox | |
| Cartrouble | |
| Have you ever had a ride in a light blue car? | |
| Have you ever stopped to think | |
| Who's the slave and who's the master? | |
| Have you ever had trouble with your | |
| Automobile? | |
| Have you ever had to | |
| Push push push push? | |
| Cartrouble | |
| You might have seen them very busy at the | |
| Weekends licking and polishing the beep- | |
| Beeps into | |
| Shape and then its proudly up the m.1. m.2. | |
| M.3. | |
| And keep your feet off the upholstery ronnie | |
| Cartrouble oh yeah | |
| And remember this:- | |
| You don't need anything after an icecream | |
| I used to sit at home silently and wonder | |
| Why all the preference is polishing the | |
| Chrome | |
| While all the mothers and the sisters and the | |
| Babies | |
| Sit and rot at home | |
| Cartrouble oh yeah | |
| And remember this | |
| You don't need anything after an icecream | |
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