| [00:01.58] | 「にとりはんが仕事で忙しいのはわかりますえ |
| [00:05.45] | せやけど、少しは博麗神社のこともかんがえてもらわんと」 |
| [00:10.46] | 「霊夢か、これを作ってたんや」 |
| [00:13.44] | 「ほんま、うちのお賽銭使い倒して・・・にとりはん？」 |
| [00:20.00] | 「…ウッ！」 |
| [00:20.04] | |
| [00:20.95] | がっはっはっー！よってらっしゃいみてらっしゃい！（北の町は滅ぼせー） |
| [00:23.78] | 今日も他社に負けないボッタクリ価格で（南の町はうめろー） |
| [00:25.57] | いつもニヤニヤ現金払い（東の町は燃やせー） |
| [00:27.09] | にとりのウルトラぼったくりテレビショッピングっ！ |
| [00:29.09] | はじまるよーっ！（西の町はみずぜめだー） |
| [00:30.75] | ゆっくーりーかってってーいってーねー！ |
| [00:35.97] | SAGI☆DEATH ！ |
| [00:36.41] | かっぱかっぱー屋かっぱかっぱー屋かっぱかっぱー屋 |
| [00:40.47] | 原価百倍アンパン麺！ |
| [00:41.75] | かっぱかっぱー屋かっぱかっぱー屋かっぱかっぱー屋 |
| [00:45.77] | イルカのコピー絵100万円！ |
| [00:47.13] | かっぱかっぱー屋かっぱかっぱー屋かっぱかっぱー屋 |
| [00:51.09] | 空箱送ってボロ儲け！ |
| [00:52.42] | かっぱかっぱー屋かっぱかっぱー屋かっぱかっぱー屋 |
| [00:56.41] | お電話大変混んでまーす！（爆笑） |
| [00:57.74] | さぁさぁ皆さんこれを見て |
| [01:00.41] | 本日紹介しますのは |
| [01:03.05] | 何でもかんでもだいたいズバズバと斬れちゃう |
| [01:05.72] | 魔法のようなスライサー☆ |
| [01:07.99] | (みょ～ん！？) |
| [01:08.45] | ご覧になってこの切れ味 |
| [01:10.96] | きゅうりをズバズバとー！！…ん～？ |
| [01:13.70] | なん………だと………！！ |
| [01:15.02] | これはきゅうりじゃない？オクラだあああ！！ |
| [01:16.41] | につとりとりになりましたつ |
| [01:18.68] | （やあん☆） |
| [01:19.12] | 不況の波は私にも操れないからっらつ |
| [01:28.39] | ランランルールーいぇえええええい！ |
| [01:31.17] | (お値段以上) |
| [01:32.24] | |
| [01:32.45] | 河童の谷からあなたへ |
| [01:35.05] | ナイスなアイテムお届けー(空箱だけどね) |
| [01:37.72] | 幻想郷だけじゃ足りない(世界征服！) |
| [01:40.38] | もっとてっかてかな笑顔を(私の笑顔ね☆) |
| [01:43.01] | 河童の谷からあなたへ |
| [01:45.74] | ナイスなプライスお買い得(原価千倍) |
| [01:48.38] | お値段以上の価値を(仕入れ値的にね) |
| [01:51.02] | もっとにとにっとな「ありがとー」を！ |
| [01:53.71] | かーぱかっぱかっｐ(ry |
| [01:54.75] | （※幻想郷に直径400kmの隕石が72000km ／ h の速度で衝突） |
| [01:57.03] | とにかく買ってっていーってねー！ |
| [02:02.28] | SAGI★DETH！ |
| [02:02.68] | |
| [02:02.87] | かっぱかっぱー屋かっぱかっぱー屋かっぱかっぱー屋 |
| [02:06.71] | この壺とってもいい壺だ |
| [02:08.02] | かっぱかっぱー屋かっぱかっぱー屋かっぱかっぱー屋 |
| [02:12.01] | DVDは付いてこない！ |
| [02:13.35] | かっぱかっぱー屋かっぱかっぱー屋かっぱかっぱー屋 |
| [02:17.35] | 黄色いお財布ありがたや |
| [02:18.69] | かっぱかっぱー屋かっぱかっぱー屋かっぱかっぱー屋 |
| [02:22.71] | お電話恐らく混んでます（暗黒微笑） |
| [02:23.90] | |
| [02:24.06] | さぁさぁ皆さんこれも見て |
| [02:26.72] | お次に紹介しますのは |
| [02:29.37] | 何でもかんでもだいたいホイホイと捨てれる |
| [02:32.01] | 魔法のようなゴミ箱☆ |
| [02:34.10] | （ゆかりいいいん！？） |
| [02:34.73] | ご覧になってこの奥深さ |
| [02:37.37] | ウランをポイポイとー…んー？ |
| [02:40.01] | (社長「●ニーのブラ●ア! 19万9800円…」) |
| [02:41.78] | 社長がスキマにぃい！！ |
| [02:42.78] | やっとひとりになれましたっ |
| [02:45.01] | いぇい☆ |
| [02:45.32] | |
| [02:45.49] | 流す涙はわたしにも止められないかにや？にや？ |
| [02:54.71] | ニーハオニャンニャンいぇえええええい！ |
| [02:57.36] | (お値段以上) |
| [02:58.59] | |
| [02:58.74] | 河童の谷からあなたへ |
| [03:01.40] | ナイスなアイテムお届け（仕入れはダ●ソー） |
| [03:04.20] | 幻想郷だけじゃ足りない(宇宙征服！) |
| [03:06.68] | もっとてっかてかな笑顔を(メシウマ状態！) |
| [03:09.37] | 河童の谷からあなたへ |
| [03:12.04] | ナイスなプライスお買い得(＊十゛ウソ(ﾖ(* '∀｀)E)デス・十＊) |
| [03:14.72] | お値段以上の価値を(個人的にね) |
| [03:17.40] | もっとにとにっとな「ありがとー」を！ |
| [03:20.04] | |
| [03:20.30] | ひゃつは一！今日もたっくさんボッタくったよ一！（北の町は滅ぼせー） |
| [03:23.71] | 電話と笑いがとまらないつ！（南の町は埋めろー） |
| [03:26.04] | よ一し！今度はパソコン売りつけて（東の町は燃やせー） |
| [03:28.35] | ネットショツプはじめようかなー？（西の町は水責めにー） |
| [03:31.27] | （メシウマメシウマ う一まーまー） |
| [03:35.98] | |
| [03:36.04] | 不況の波は私にも操れないかららつらっ |
| [03:45.37] | らんらんる一る一いえええええい! ! |
| [03:48.01] | (お値段以上) |
| [03:49.15] | |
| [03:50.77] | 河童の谷からあなたへ |
| [03:53.38] | ナイスなアイテムお届けー（ワレモノ割るよ! ） |
| [03:56.05] | 幻想郷だけじゃ足りない(次元征服！) |
| [03:58.74] | もっとてっかてかな笑顔を(ヘヴン状態！) |
| [04:01.43] | 河童の谷からあなたへ |
| [04:04.05] | ナイスなプライスお買い得（SAGI☆ＤＥＴＨ） |
| [04:06.74] | お値段以上の価値を（大漁☆大漁! ） |
| [04:09.40] | もっとにとにっとな「ありがとー」を！ |
| [04:12.03] | かっぱかっぱー屋かっぱかっぱー屋かっぱかっぱー屋 |
| [04:16.07] | 原価百倍アンパン麺 |
| [04:17.39] | かっぱかっぱー屋かっぱかっぱー屋かっぱかっぱー屋 |
| [04:21.39] | 百人乗ったら壊れるよ! |
| [04:22.73] | かっぱかっぱー屋かっぱかっぱー屋かっぱかっぱー屋 |
| [04:26.72] | 億万長者だわっしょいしよい！ |
| [04:28.07] | かっぱかっぱー屋かっぱかっぱー屋かっぱかっぱー屋 |
| [04:32.79] | さんきゅっきゅ☆ |
| [04:33.78] | |
| [04:34.53] |
| [00:01.58] | shi shi mang |
| [00:05.45] | shao bo li shen she |
| [00:10.46] | ling meng zuo |
| [00:13.44] | sai qian shi dao? |
| [00:20.00] | ! |
| [00:20.04] | |
| [00:20.95] | !! bei ting mie |
| [00:23.78] | jin ri ta she fu si ge nan ting |
| [00:25.57] | xian jin fan dong ting ran |
| [00:27.09] | ! |
| [00:29.09] | ! xi ting |
| [00:30.75] | ! |
| [00:35.97] | SAGI DEATH ! |
| [00:36.41] | wu wu wu |
| [00:40.47] | yuan si bai bei mian! |
| [00:41.75] | wu wu wu |
| [00:45.77] | hui 100 wan yuan! |
| [00:47.13] | wu wu wu |
| [00:51.09] | kong xiang song chu! |
| [00:52.42] | wu wu wu |
| [00:56.41] | dian hua da bian hun! bao xiao |
| [00:57.74] | jie jian |
| [01:00.41] | ben ri shao jie |
| [01:03.05] | he zhan |
| [01:05.72] | mo fa |
| [01:07.99] | !? |
| [01:08.45] | lan qie wei |
| [01:10.96] | !!? |
| [01:13.70] | !! |
| [01:15.02] | ?!! |
| [01:16.41] | |
| [01:18.68] | |
| [01:19.12] | bu kuang bo si cao |
| [01:28.39] | ! |
| [01:31.17] | zhi duan yi shang |
| [01:32.24] | |
| [01:32.45] | he tong gu |
| [01:35.05] | jie kong xiang |
| [01:37.72] | huan xiang xiang zu shi jie zheng fu! |
| [01:40.38] | xiao yan si xiao yan |
| [01:43.01] | he tong gu |
| [01:45.74] | mai de yuan si qian bei |
| [01:48.38] | zhi duan yi shang si zhi shi ru zhi de |
| [01:51.02] | ! |
| [01:53.71] | ry |
| [01:54.75] | huan xiang xiang zhi jing 400km yun shi 72000km h su du chong tu |
| [01:57.03] | mai! |
| [02:02.28] | SAGI DETH! |
| [02:02.68] | |
| [02:02.87] | wu wu wu |
| [02:06.71] | hu hu |
| [02:08.02] | wu wu wu |
| [02:12.01] | DVD fu! |
| [02:13.35] | wu wu wu |
| [02:17.35] | huang se cai bu |
| [02:18.69] | wu wu wu |
| [02:22.71] | dian hua kong hun an hei wei xiao |
| [02:23.90] | |
| [02:24.06] | jie jian |
| [02:26.72] | ci shao jie |
| [02:29.37] | he she |
| [02:32.01] | mo fa xiang |
| [02:34.10] | !? |
| [02:34.73] | lan ao shen |
| [02:37.37] | ? |
| [02:40.01] | she zhang! 19 wan 9800 yuan |
| [02:41.78] | she zhang!! |
| [02:42.78] | |
| [02:45.01] | |
| [02:45.32] | |
| [02:45.49] | liu lei zhi?? |
| [02:54.71] | ! |
| [02:57.36] | zhi duan yi shang |
| [02:58.59] | |
| [02:58.74] | he tong gu |
| [03:01.40] | jie shi ru |
| [03:04.20] | huan xiang xiang zu yu zhou zheng fu! |
| [03:06.68] | xiao yan zhuang tai! |
| [03:09.37] | he tong gu |
| [03:12.04] | mai de shi ' E shi |
| [03:14.72] | zhi duan yi shang si zhi ge ren de |
| [03:17.40] | ! |
| [03:20.04] | |
| [03:20.30] | yi! jin ri yi! bei ting mie |
| [03:23.71] | dian hua xiao! nan ting mai |
| [03:26.04] | yi! jin du mai dong ting ran |
| [03:28.35] | ? xi ting shui ze |
| [03:31.27] | yi |
| [03:35.98] | |
| [03:36.04] | bu kuang bo si cao |
| [03:45.37] | yi yi! ! |
| [03:48.01] | zhi duan yi shang |
| [03:49.15] | |
| [03:50.77] | he tong gu |
| [03:53.38] | jie ge! |
| [03:56.05] | huan xiang xiang zu ci yuan zheng fu! |
| [03:58.74] | xiao yan zhuang tai! |
| [04:01.43] | he tong gu |
| [04:04.05] | mai de SAGI |
| [04:06.74] | zhi duan yi shang si zhi da yu da yu! |
| [04:09.40] | ! |
| [04:12.03] | wu wu wu |
| [04:16.07] | yuan si bai bei mian |
| [04:17.39] | wu wu wu |
| [04:21.39] | bai ren cheng huai! |
| [04:22.73] | wu wu wu |
| [04:26.72] | yi wan zhang zhe! |
| [04:28.07] | wu wu wu |
| [04:32.79] | |
| [04:33.78] | |
| [04:34.53] |
| [00:01.58] | shì shì máng |
| [00:05.45] | shǎo bó lì shén shè |
| [00:10.46] | líng mèng zuò |
| [00:13.44] | sài qián shǐ dào? |
| [00:20.00] | ! |
| [00:20.04] | |
| [00:20.95] | !! běi tīng miè |
| [00:23.78] | jīn rì tā shè fù sì gé nán tīng |
| [00:25.57] | xiàn jīn fǎn dōng tīng rán |
| [00:27.09] | ! |
| [00:29.09] | ! xī tīng |
| [00:30.75] | ! |
| [00:35.97] | SAGI DEATH ! |
| [00:36.41] | wū wū wū |
| [00:40.47] | yuán sì bǎi bèi miàn! |
| [00:41.75] | wū wū wū |
| [00:45.77] | huì 100 wàn yuán! |
| [00:47.13] | wū wū wū |
| [00:51.09] | kōng xiāng sòng chǔ! |
| [00:52.42] | wū wū wū |
| [00:56.41] | diàn huà dà biàn hùn! bào xiào |
| [00:57.74] | jiē jiàn |
| [01:00.41] | běn rì shào jiè |
| [01:03.05] | hé zhǎn |
| [01:05.72] | mó fǎ |
| [01:07.99] | !? |
| [01:08.45] | lǎn qiè wèi |
| [01:10.96] | !!? |
| [01:13.70] | !! |
| [01:15.02] | ?!! |
| [01:16.41] | |
| [01:18.68] | |
| [01:19.12] | bù kuàng bō sī cāo |
| [01:28.39] | ! |
| [01:31.17] | zhí duàn yǐ shàng |
| [01:32.24] | |
| [01:32.45] | hé tóng gǔ |
| [01:35.05] | jiè kōng xiāng |
| [01:37.72] | huàn xiǎng xiāng zú shì jiè zhēng fú! |
| [01:40.38] | xiào yán sī xiào yán |
| [01:43.01] | hé tóng gǔ |
| [01:45.74] | mǎi dé yuán sì qiān bèi |
| [01:48.38] | zhí duàn yǐ shàng sì zhí shì rù zhí de |
| [01:51.02] | ! |
| [01:53.71] | ry |
| [01:54.75] | huàn xiǎng xiāng zhí jìng 400km yǔn shí 72000km h sù dù chōng tū |
| [01:57.03] | mǎi! |
| [02:02.28] | SAGI DETH! |
| [02:02.68] | |
| [02:02.87] | wū wū wū |
| [02:06.71] | hú hú |
| [02:08.02] | wū wū wū |
| [02:12.01] | DVD fù! |
| [02:13.35] | wū wū wū |
| [02:17.35] | huáng sè cái bù |
| [02:18.69] | wū wū wū |
| [02:22.71] | diàn huà kǒng hùn àn hēi wēi xiào |
| [02:23.90] | |
| [02:24.06] | jiē jiàn |
| [02:26.72] | cì shào jiè |
| [02:29.37] | hé shě |
| [02:32.01] | mó fǎ xiāng |
| [02:34.10] | !? |
| [02:34.73] | lǎn ào shēn |
| [02:37.37] | ? |
| [02:40.01] | shè zhǎng! 19 wàn 9800 yuán |
| [02:41.78] | shè zhǎng!! |
| [02:42.78] | |
| [02:45.01] | |
| [02:45.32] | |
| [02:45.49] | liú lèi zhǐ?? |
| [02:54.71] | ! |
| [02:57.36] | zhí duàn yǐ shàng |
| [02:58.59] | |
| [02:58.74] | hé tóng gǔ |
| [03:01.40] | jiè shì rù |
| [03:04.20] | huàn xiǎng xiāng zú yǔ zhòu zhēng fú! |
| [03:06.68] | xiào yán zhuàng tài! |
| [03:09.37] | hé tóng gǔ |
| [03:12.04] | mǎi dé shí ' E shí |
| [03:14.72] | zhí duàn yǐ shàng sì zhí gè rén de |
| [03:17.40] | ! |
| [03:20.04] | |
| [03:20.30] | yī! jīn rì yī! běi tīng miè |
| [03:23.71] | diàn huà xiào! nán tīng mái |
| [03:26.04] | yī! jīn dù mài dōng tīng rán |
| [03:28.35] | ? xī tīng shuǐ zé |
| [03:31.27] | yī |
| [03:35.98] | |
| [03:36.04] | bù kuàng bō sī cāo |
| [03:45.37] | yī yī! ! |
| [03:48.01] | zhí duàn yǐ shàng |
| [03:49.15] | |
| [03:50.77] | hé tóng gǔ |
| [03:53.38] | jiè gē! |
| [03:56.05] | huàn xiǎng xiāng zú cì yuán zhēng fú! |
| [03:58.74] | xiào yán zhuàng tài! |
| [04:01.43] | hé tóng gǔ |
| [04:04.05] | mǎi dé SAGI |
| [04:06.74] | zhí duàn yǐ shàng sì zhí dà yú dà yú! |
| [04:09.40] | ! |
| [04:12.03] | wū wū wū |
| [04:16.07] | yuán sì bǎi bèi miàn |
| [04:17.39] | wū wū wū |
| [04:21.39] | bǎi rén chéng huài! |
| [04:22.73] | wū wū wū |
| [04:26.72] | yì wàn zhǎng zhě! |
| [04:28.07] | wū wū wū |
| [04:32.79] | |
| [04:33.78] | |
| [04:34.53] |
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