Gus: The Theatre Cat Lyrics
| Song | Gus: The Theatre Cat |
| Artist | Susan Jane Tanner |
| Artist | John Mills |
| Album | 60 |
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| [00:07.54] | Gus is the cat at the theatre door |
| [00:13.12] | His name is l ought to have told you before |
| [00:18.58] | ls really Asparagus |
| [00:21.81] | but that's such a fuss to pronounce |
| [00:25.60] | That we usually call him just Gus |
| [00:31.54] | His coat's very shabby. He's thin as a rake |
| [00:37.10] | And he suffers from palsy that makes his paw shake |
| [00:42.67] | Yet he was in his youth, quite the smartest of cats |
| [00:48.40] | But no longer a terror to mice or to rats |
| [00:55.50] | For he isn't the cat that he was in his prime |
| [01:00.30] | Though his name was quiet famous, he says in his time |
| [01:06.89] | And when ever he joins his friends at their club |
| [01:12.80] | Which takes place at the back of the neighboring pub |
| [01:17.73] | He loves to regale them if someone else pays |
| [01:23.63] | With anecdotes drawn from his palmist days |
| [01:28.74] | For he once was a star of the highest degree |
| [01:33.80] | He has acted with lrving |
| [01:36.80] | he has acted with Tree |
| [01:40.16] | And he likes to relate his success on the halls |
| [01:45.28] | Where the gallery once gave him seven cat calls |
| [01:51.85] | But his grandest creation as he loves to tell |
| [02:00.53] | was Firefrofiddle, the fiend of the fell |
| [02:16.11] | l have played in my time every possible part |
| [02:26.48] | And l used to know seventy speeches by heart |
| [02:33.30] | l'd extemporise back chat l knew how to gag |
| [02:40.94] | And l knew how to let the cat out of the bag |
| [02:46.57] | l knew how to act with my back and my tail |
| [02:53.15] | With an hour of rehearsal l never could fail |
| [02:59.60] | l'd a voice that would soften the hardest of hearts |
| [03:05.10] | Whether l took the lead |
| [03:08.21] | Or in character parts |
| [03:12.30] | l have sat by the bedside of poor little Nell |
| [03:17.69] | When the curfew was rung, then l swung on the bell |
| [03:22.68] | ln the pantomime season l never fell flat |
| [03:26.98] | And l once under-studied Dick Whittington's cat |
| [03:33.16] | But the grandest creation as history will tell |
| [03:40.82] | was Firefrofiddle, the fiend of the fell |
| [03:52.29] | Then if someone will give him a toothful of gin |
| [03:56.63] | |
| [04:01.36] | At a Shakespeare performance he once walked on pat |
| [04:05.39] | When some actor suggested the need for a cat |
| [04:11.59] | And l say that these kittens |
| [04:14.44] | They do not get trained as we did in the days |
| [04:16.81] | When Victoria reigned |
| [04:22.38] | They never get drilled in a regular troupe |
| [04:27.10] | And they think they are smart just to jump through a hoop |
| [04:31.98] | And he says as he scratches himself with his claws |
| [04:37.90] | Well, the theatre is certainly not what it was |
| [04:45.10] | These modern productions are all very well |
| [04:50.66] | But there's nothing to equal from what l hear tell |
| [04:57.56] | That moment of mystery |
| [05:02.43] | When l made history as Firefrofiddle |
| [05:11.75] | the fiend of the fell《 |
| [05:25.40] | These modern productions are all very well |
| [05:34.14] | But there's nothing to equal from what l hear tell |
| [05:42.54] | That moment of mystery |
| [05:48.10] |
| [00:07.54] | Gus is the cat at the theatre door |
| [00:13.12] | His name is l ought to have told you before |
| [00:18.58] | ls really Asparagus |
| [00:21.81] | but that' s such a fuss to pronounce |
| [00:25.60] | That we usually call him just Gus |
| [00:31.54] | His coat' s very shabby. He' s thin as a rake |
| [00:37.10] | And he suffers from palsy that makes his paw shake |
| [00:42.67] | Yet he was in his youth, quite the smartest of cats |
| [00:48.40] | But no longer a terror to mice or to rats |
| [00:55.50] | For he isn' t the cat that he was in his prime |
| [01:00.30] | Though his name was quiet famous, he says in his time |
| [01:06.89] | And when ever he joins his friends at their club |
| [01:12.80] | Which takes place at the back of the neighboring pub |
| [01:17.73] | He loves to regale them if someone else pays |
| [01:23.63] | With anecdotes drawn from his palmist days |
| [01:28.74] | For he once was a star of the highest degree |
| [01:33.80] | He has acted with lrving |
| [01:36.80] | he has acted with Tree |
| [01:40.16] | And he likes to relate his success on the halls |
| [01:45.28] | Where the gallery once gave him seven cat calls |
| [01:51.85] | But his grandest creation as he loves to tell |
| [02:00.53] | was Firefrofiddle, the fiend of the fell |
| [02:16.11] | l have played in my time every possible part |
| [02:26.48] | And l used to know seventy speeches by heart |
| [02:33.30] | l' d extemporise back chat l knew how to gag |
| [02:40.94] | And l knew how to let the cat out of the bag |
| [02:46.57] | l knew how to act with my back and my tail |
| [02:53.15] | With an hour of rehearsal l never could fail |
| [02:59.60] | l' d a voice that would soften the hardest of hearts |
| [03:05.10] | Whether l took the lead |
| [03:08.21] | Or in character parts |
| [03:12.30] | l have sat by the bedside of poor little Nell |
| [03:17.69] | When the curfew was rung, then l swung on the bell |
| [03:22.68] | ln the pantomime season l never fell flat |
| [03:26.98] | And l once understudied Dick Whittington' s cat |
| [03:33.16] | But the grandest creation as history will tell |
| [03:40.82] | was Firefrofiddle, the fiend of the fell |
| [03:52.29] | Then if someone will give him a toothful of gin |
| [03:56.63] | |
| [04:01.36] | At a Shakespeare performance he once walked on pat |
| [04:05.39] | When some actor suggested the need for a cat |
| [04:11.59] | And l say that these kittens |
| [04:14.44] | They do not get trained as we did in the days |
| [04:16.81] | When Victoria reigned |
| [04:22.38] | They never get drilled in a regular troupe |
| [04:27.10] | And they think they are smart just to jump through a hoop |
| [04:31.98] | And he says as he scratches himself with his claws |
| [04:37.90] | Well, the theatre is certainly not what it was |
| [04:45.10] | These modern productions are all very well |
| [04:50.66] | But there' s nothing to equal from what l hear tell |
| [04:57.56] | That moment of mystery |
| [05:02.43] | When l made history as Firefrofiddle |
| [05:11.75] | the fiend of the fell |
| [05:25.40] | These modern productions are all very well |
| [05:34.14] | But there' s nothing to equal from what l hear tell |
| [05:42.54] | That moment of mystery |
| [05:48.10] |
| [00:07.54] | Gus is the cat at the theatre door |
| [00:13.12] | His name is l ought to have told you before |
| [00:18.58] | ls really Asparagus |
| [00:21.81] | but that' s such a fuss to pronounce |
| [00:25.60] | That we usually call him just Gus |
| [00:31.54] | His coat' s very shabby. He' s thin as a rake |
| [00:37.10] | And he suffers from palsy that makes his paw shake |
| [00:42.67] | Yet he was in his youth, quite the smartest of cats |
| [00:48.40] | But no longer a terror to mice or to rats |
| [00:55.50] | For he isn' t the cat that he was in his prime |
| [01:00.30] | Though his name was quiet famous, he says in his time |
| [01:06.89] | And when ever he joins his friends at their club |
| [01:12.80] | Which takes place at the back of the neighboring pub |
| [01:17.73] | He loves to regale them if someone else pays |
| [01:23.63] | With anecdotes drawn from his palmist days |
| [01:28.74] | For he once was a star of the highest degree |
| [01:33.80] | He has acted with lrving |
| [01:36.80] | he has acted with Tree |
| [01:40.16] | And he likes to relate his success on the halls |
| [01:45.28] | Where the gallery once gave him seven cat calls |
| [01:51.85] | But his grandest creation as he loves to tell |
| [02:00.53] | was Firefrofiddle, the fiend of the fell |
| [02:16.11] | l have played in my time every possible part |
| [02:26.48] | And l used to know seventy speeches by heart |
| [02:33.30] | l' d extemporise back chat l knew how to gag |
| [02:40.94] | And l knew how to let the cat out of the bag |
| [02:46.57] | l knew how to act with my back and my tail |
| [02:53.15] | With an hour of rehearsal l never could fail |
| [02:59.60] | l' d a voice that would soften the hardest of hearts |
| [03:05.10] | Whether l took the lead |
| [03:08.21] | Or in character parts |
| [03:12.30] | l have sat by the bedside of poor little Nell |
| [03:17.69] | When the curfew was rung, then l swung on the bell |
| [03:22.68] | ln the pantomime season l never fell flat |
| [03:26.98] | And l once understudied Dick Whittington' s cat |
| [03:33.16] | But the grandest creation as history will tell |
| [03:40.82] | was Firefrofiddle, the fiend of the fell |
| [03:52.29] | Then if someone will give him a toothful of gin |
| [03:56.63] | |
| [04:01.36] | At a Shakespeare performance he once walked on pat |
| [04:05.39] | When some actor suggested the need for a cat |
| [04:11.59] | And l say that these kittens |
| [04:14.44] | They do not get trained as we did in the days |
| [04:16.81] | When Victoria reigned |
| [04:22.38] | They never get drilled in a regular troupe |
| [04:27.10] | And they think they are smart just to jump through a hoop |
| [04:31.98] | And he says as he scratches himself with his claws |
| [04:37.90] | Well, the theatre is certainly not what it was |
| [04:45.10] | These modern productions are all very well |
| [04:50.66] | But there' s nothing to equal from what l hear tell |
| [04:57.56] | That moment of mystery |
| [05:02.43] | When l made history as Firefrofiddle |
| [05:11.75] | the fiend of the fell |
| [05:25.40] | These modern productions are all very well |
| [05:34.14] | But there' s nothing to equal from what l hear tell |
| [05:42.54] | That moment of mystery |
| [05:48.10] |
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