| Bowling is my life and it has always been my dream | |
| to be a member of the local bowling team, although; but I'm not very good. | |
| The guys won't accept me, | |
| I guess I try the girls team and lose a part of my anatomy | |
| Then balls will roll. | |
| I think I want to be... | |
| Balls will roll, I think it's time, it's time for me to be a girl. | |
| It's a very big decision, it's going to change my life. | |
| I'll have to make all new friends, I 'm gonna lose my wife. | |
| But that's okay with me. | |
| There's something in my soul. | |
| It doesn't matter who's the better man, it the one who gets to bowl. | |
| Then balls will roll. | |
| I think I want to be... | |
| Balls will roll, I think it's time, it's time for me to be a girl. | |
| I 've made my decision , I'm gonna make the change. | |
| There will be rolling balls, I'm gonna play my game. | |
| It's gonna be so great. | |
| It's gonna be the best, besides, I've always told myself I look good in a dress. | |
| I'm gonna cut'em off, I'm gonna cut'em off, I'm gonna cut'em off. | |
| I'll never have to cough. | |
| No don't stop keep going. | |
| Now I've made my change and I've fulfilled my dream. | |
| I'm now a member of the women's bowling team. | |
| I hope I throw a strike, 'cause I'll never score again. | |
| My first game is tomorrow, I will go to play and then... | |
| Then balls will roll. | |
| I think I want to be... | |
| Balls will roll, I think it's time, it's time to be |