[00:10.42] | 起床发现厨房没有关灯 |
[00:12.86] | 早饭买个饭团在7-11 |
[00:15.47] | 电话不昂了睡觉随便翻身 |
[00:17.66] | 打篮球 射三分 |
[00:18.91] | 因为老子现在单身 |
[00:21.13] | 衣服堆起一坨过像翻越山坑 |
[00:23.60] | 卧室像刚经历过阿富汗战争 |
[00:26.39] | 头发长长梳个偏分 胡渣像野人 |
[00:29.07] | 在自然杂志高头刊登 |
[00:30.54] | 因为我是单身 |
[00:31.98] | 因为我是单身 |
[00:33.33] | 因为我是单身 |
[00:35.01] | 比你自由 因为我是单身 |
[00:37.49] | 因为我是单身 |
[00:38.85] | 因为我是单身 |
[00:40.11] | 你还有人伺候嘛 但是我是单身 |
[00:42.94] | 可以看这看那 比哪个女生化妆更妖艳 |
[00:45.91] | 没人管这管那 随便你 炸碉堡吃刀片 |
[00:48.73] | 耍到通天亮 音响客厅中间放 |
[00:51.06] | 手机没信息括边上 人都比从前胖 |
[00:53.75] | 只是白天到傍晚 耍游戏吃旺仔 |
[00:56.67] | 左手放右肩上 发现不单身一样惨 |
[00:59.57] | 床单枕头放反 单身汉的样板 |
[01:02.01] | 讲鬼故事 说卵说 晚上要喝酒壮胆 |
[01:04.90] | 出来聚会有家属的 露个脸就闪了 |
[01:07.63] | 喊多耍一会 不干 也没得方法反驳 |
[01:10.24] | 理由是怕跪搓衣板 怕被耳屎拖起掺 |
[01:13.11] | 摔烂你笔记本电脑 她还眼泪抹一脸 |
[01:15.79] | so what 你最好身怀绝技来当敲门砖 |
[01:18.48] | so what 你最好写首情歌唱像方文山 |
[01:21.14] | 不然东窗事发 个人看到办 |
[01:23.43] | 闹架翻到干 像炒蛋炒饭 仿佛腰上栓导弹 |
[01:26.47] | so 身边是趴耳朵全都心肝情愿 |
[01:29.14] | 成双成对走 祝福你家今晚停电 |
[01:31.96] | 留我在这个漫长夜晚里心酸体验 |
[01:34.73] | 算算又好多人加入单身名单里面 |
[01:37.65] | 起床发现厨房没有关灯 |
[01:39.98] | 早饭买个饭团在7-11 |
[01:42.54] | 电话不昂了睡觉随便翻身 |
[01:44.97] | 打篮球 射三分 |
[01:46.25] | 因为老子现在单身 |
[01:48.25] | 衣服堆起一坨过像翻越山坑 |
[01:50.70] | 卧室像刚经历过阿富汗战争 |
[01:53.80] | 头发长长梳个偏分 胡渣像野人 |
[01:56.23] | 在自然杂志高头刊登 |
[01:57.91] | 因为我是单身 |
[01:59.12] | 因为我是单身 |
[02:00.60] | 因为我是单身 |
[02:01.85] | 比你自由 因为我是单身 |
[02:04.67] | 因为我是单身 |
[02:06.03] | 因为我是单身 |
[02:07.39] | 你还有人伺候嘛 但是我是单身 |
[02:10.13] | 兄弟伙对到我唉声叹气 抱怨被甩了还没占到便宜 |
[02:14.25] | 对方就说句抱歉 就切追寻长腿帅哥 |
[02:16.74] | 就算晓得别个天天保健 凭啥老实人注定当备胎喃 操蛋 |
[02:20.92] | 只怪周围男的太多 随便抓一大把还有 |
[02:23.96] | 有读书学生 夜店开酒 工作打领带feel |
[02:26.82] | 车房钱没得 女方第一时间把你踹走 |
[02:29.39] | 都要帅的 说是怕男友不止花心还丑 |
[02:32.04] | 个人要求高嘛 难过研究机器高达 |
[02:34.85] | 看男同胞们 感叹物价上涨难以招架 |
[02:37.58] | 富二代靠老爸 冲锋枪放在宝马 |
[02:40.26] | 不想竞争被秒杀 只有百合婚恋切找嘛 |
[02:43.11] | 上头全是帅哥靓妞 那种现实有但从来不得上钩 |
[02:48.20] | 看自拍她们坐在某个轿车上头 |
[02:50.61] | 不晓得刚刚切了香港还是广州 |
[02:53.61] | 我晓得这个叫他说走就走的旅行 |
[02:56.37] | 看个人却只有qq微博说改就改的笔名 |
[02:59.40] | 下一秒可能在隔壁房间有会议举行 |
[03:02.24] | 身边坐的都是奋斗青年穿到李宁 |
[03:04.78] | 发胖的体型 甚至头发油成v型 |
[03:07.42] | 就算墙上看到鬼影 放心 也没得美女 |
[03:10.12] | 不怪男的不规矩 大堆不满在堆积 |
[03:13.20] | 成双成对懂啥子 也只有靠推理 |
[03:15.66] | 只有希望有金山背起 条件差的只有切非礼 |
[03:21.06] | 就算老妈催促念到嘴里 |
[03:23.71] | 找个妹儿这种事还是只有水起 |
[03:26.75] | 起床发现厨房没有关灯 |
[03:29.01] | 早饭买个饭团在7even |
[03:31.83] | 电话不昂了睡觉随便翻身 |
[03:33.99] | 打篮球 射三分 |
[03:35.39] | 因为老子现在单身 |
[03:37.30] | 衣服堆起一坨过像翻越山坑 |
[03:39.96] | 卧室像刚经历过阿富汗战争 |
[03:42.64] | 头发长长梳个偏分 胡渣像野人 |
[03:45.37] | 在自然杂志高头刊登 |
[03:47.00] | 因为我是单身 |
[03:48.23] | 因为我是单身 |
[03:49.77] | 因为我是单身 |
[03:51.12] | 比你自由 因为我是单身 |
[03:53.67] | 因为我是单身 |
[03:53.76] | 因为我是单身 |
[03:56.52] | 你还有人伺候嘛 但是 我是单身 |
[00:10.42] | qi chuang fa xian chu fang mei you guan deng |
[00:12.86] | zao fan mai ge fan tuan zai 711 |
[00:15.47] | dian hua bu ang le shui jiao sui bian fan shen |
[00:17.66] | da lan qiu she san fen |
[00:18.91] | yin wei lao zi xian zai dan shen |
[00:21.13] | yi fu dui qi yi tuo guo xiang fan yue shan keng |
[00:23.60] | wo shi xiang gang jing li guo a fu han zhan zheng |
[00:26.39] | tou fa chang chang shu ge pian fen hu zha xiang ye ren |
[00:29.07] | zai zi ran za zhi gao tou kan deng |
[00:30.54] | yin wei wo shi dan shen |
[00:31.98] | yin wei wo shi dan shen |
[00:33.33] | yin wei wo shi dan shen |
[00:35.01] | bi ni zi you yin wei wo shi dan shen |
[00:37.49] | yin wei wo shi dan shen |
[00:38.85] | yin wei wo shi dan shen |
[00:40.11] | ni hai you ren ci hou ma dan shi wo shi dan shen |
[00:42.94] | ke yi kan zhe kan na bi nei ge nv sheng hua zhuang geng yao yan |
[00:45.91] | mei ren guan zhe guan na sui bian ni zha diao bao chi dao pian |
[00:48.73] | shua dao tong tian liang yin xiang ke ting zhong jian fang |
[00:51.06] | shou ji mei xin xi kuo bian shang ren dou bi cong qian pang |
[00:53.75] | zhi shi bai tian dao bang wan shua you xi chi wang zi |
[00:56.67] | zuo shou fang you jian shang fa xian bu dan shen yi yang can |
[00:59.57] | chuang dan zhen tou fang fan dan shen han de yang ban |
[01:02.01] | jiang gui gu shi shuo luan shuo wan shang yao he jiu zhuang dan |
[01:04.90] | chu lai ju hui you jia shu de lu ge lian jiu shan le |
[01:07.63] | han duo shua yi hui bu gan ye mei de fang fa fan bo |
[01:10.24] | li you shi pa gui cuo yi ban pa bei er shi tuo qi can |
[01:13.11] | shuai lan ni bi ji ben dian nao ta hai yan lei mo yi lian |
[01:15.79] | so what ni zui hao shen huai jue ji lai dang qiao men zhuan |
[01:18.48] | so what ni zui hao xie shou qing ge chang xiang fang wen shan |
[01:21.14] | bu ran dong chuang shi fa ge ren kan dao ban |
[01:23.43] | nao jia fan dao gan xiang chao dan chao fan fang fu yao shang shuan dao dan |
[01:26.47] | so shen bian shi pa er duo quan dou xin gan qing yuan |
[01:29.14] | cheng shuang cheng dui zou zhu fu ni jia jin wan ting dian |
[01:31.96] | liu wo zai zhe ge man chang ye wan li xin suan ti yan |
[01:34.73] | suan suan you hao duo ren jia ru dan shen ming dan li mian |
[01:37.65] | qi chuang fa xian chu fang mei you guan deng |
[01:39.98] | zao fan mai ge fan tuan zai 711 |
[01:42.54] | dian hua bu ang le shui jiao sui bian fan shen |
[01:44.97] | da lan qiu she san fen |
[01:46.25] | yin wei lao zi xian zai dan shen |
[01:48.25] | yi fu dui qi yi tuo guo xiang fan yue shan keng |
[01:50.70] | wo shi xiang gang jing li guo a fu han zhan zheng |
[01:53.80] | tou fa chang chang shu ge pian fen hu zha xiang ye ren |
[01:56.23] | zai zi ran za zhi gao tou kan deng |
[01:57.91] | yin wei wo shi dan shen |
[01:59.12] | yin wei wo shi dan shen |
[02:00.60] | yin wei wo shi dan shen |
[02:01.85] | bi ni zi you yin wei wo shi dan shen |
[02:04.67] | yin wei wo shi dan shen |
[02:06.03] | yin wei wo shi dan shen |
[02:07.39] | ni hai you ren ci hou ma dan shi wo shi dan shen |
[02:10.13] | xiong di huo dui dao wo ai sheng tan qi bao yuan bei shuai le hai mei zhan dao pian yi |
[02:14.25] | dui fang jiu shuo ju bao qian jiu qie zhui xun zhang tui shuai ge |
[02:16.74] | jiu suan xiao de bie ge tian tian bao jian ping sha lao shi ren zhu ding dang bei tai nan cao dan |
[02:20.92] | zhi guai zhou wei nan de tai duo sui bian zhua yi da ba hai you |
[02:23.96] | you du shu xue sheng ye dian kai jiu gong zuo da ling dai feel |
[02:26.82] | che fang qian mei de nv fang di yi shi jian ba ni chuai zou |
[02:29.39] | dou yao shuai de shuo shi pa nan you bu zhi hua xin hai chou |
[02:32.04] | ge ren yao qiu gao ma nan guo yan jiu ji qi gao da |
[02:34.85] | kan nan tong bao men gan tan wu jia shang zhang nan yi zhao jia |
[02:37.58] | fu er dai kao lao ba chong feng qiang fang zai bao ma |
[02:40.26] | bu xiang jing zheng bei miao sha zhi you bai he hun lian qie zhao ma |
[02:43.11] | shang tou quan shi shuai ge jing niu na zhong xian shi you dan cong lai bu de shang gou |
[02:48.20] | kan zi pai ta men zuo zai mou ge jiao che shang tou |
[02:50.61] | bu xiao de gang gang qie le xiang gang hai shi guang zhou |
[02:53.61] | wo xiao de zhe ge jiao ta shuo zou jiu zou de lv xing |
[02:56.37] | kan ge ren que zhi you qq wei bo shuo gai jiu gai de bi ming |
[02:59.40] | xia yi miao ke neng zai ge bi fang jian you hui yi ju xing |
[03:02.24] | shen bian zuo de dou shi fen dou qing nian chuan dao li ning |
[03:04.78] | fa pang de ti xing shen zhi tou fa you cheng v xing |
[03:07.42] | jiu suan qiang shang kan dao gui ying fang xin ye mei de mei nv |
[03:10.12] | bu guai nan de bu gui ju da dui bu man zai dui ji |
[03:13.20] | cheng shuang cheng dui dong sha zi ye zhi you kao tui li |
[03:15.66] | zhi you xi wang you jin shan bei qi tiao jian cha de zhi you qie fei li |
[03:21.06] | jiu suan lao ma cui cu nian dao zui li |
[03:23.71] | zhao ge mei er zhe zhong shi hai shi zhi you shui qi |
[03:26.75] | qi chuang fa xian chu fang mei you guan deng |
[03:29.01] | zao fan mai ge fan tuan zai 7even |
[03:31.83] | dian hua bu ang le shui jiao sui bian fan shen |
[03:33.99] | da lan qiu she san fen |
[03:35.39] | yin wei lao zi xian zai dan shen |
[03:37.30] | yi fu dui qi yi tuo guo xiang fan yue shan keng |
[03:39.96] | wo shi xiang gang jing li guo a fu han zhan zheng |
[03:42.64] | tou fa chang chang shu ge pian fen hu zha xiang ye ren |
[03:45.37] | zai zi ran za zhi gao tou kan deng |
[03:47.00] | yin wei wo shi dan shen |
[03:48.23] | yin wei wo shi dan shen |
[03:49.77] | yin wei wo shi dan shen |
[03:51.12] | bi ni zi you yin wei wo shi dan shen |
[03:53.67] | yin wei wo shi dan shen |
[03:53.76] | yin wei wo shi dan shen |
[03:56.52] | ni hai you ren ci hou ma dan shi wo shi dan shen |
[00:10.42] | qǐ chuáng fā xiàn chú fáng méi yǒu guān dēng |
[00:12.86] | zǎo fàn mǎi gè fàn tuán zài 711 |
[00:15.47] | diàn huà bù áng le shuì jiào suí biàn fān shēn |
[00:17.66] | dǎ lán qiú shè sān fēn |
[00:18.91] | yīn wèi lǎo zi xiàn zài dān shēn |
[00:21.13] | yī fú duī qǐ yī tuó guò xiàng fān yuè shān kēng |
[00:23.60] | wò shì xiàng gāng jīng lì guò ā fù hàn zhàn zhēng |
[00:26.39] | tóu fà cháng cháng shū gè piān fēn hú zhā xiàng yě rén |
[00:29.07] | zài zì rán zá zhì gāo tou kān dēng |
[00:30.54] | yīn wèi wǒ shì dān shēn |
[00:31.98] | yīn wèi wǒ shì dān shēn |
[00:33.33] | yīn wèi wǒ shì dān shēn |
[00:35.01] | bǐ nǐ zì yóu yīn wèi wǒ shì dān shēn |
[00:37.49] | yīn wèi wǒ shì dān shēn |
[00:38.85] | yīn wèi wǒ shì dān shēn |
[00:40.11] | nǐ hái yǒu rén cì hou ma dàn shì wǒ shì dān shēn |
[00:42.94] | kě yǐ kàn zhè kàn nà bǐ něi gè nǚ shēng huà zhuāng gèng yāo yàn |
[00:45.91] | méi rén guǎn zhè guǎn nà suí biàn nǐ zhà diāo bǎo chī dāo piàn |
[00:48.73] | shuǎ dào tōng tiān liàng yīn xiǎng kè tīng zhōng jiān fàng |
[00:51.06] | shǒu jī méi xìn xī kuò biān shàng rén dōu bǐ cóng qián pàng |
[00:53.75] | zhǐ shì bái tiān dào bàng wǎn shuǎ yóu xì chī wàng zǐ |
[00:56.67] | zuǒ shǒu fàng yòu jiān shàng fā xiàn bù dān shēn yí yàng cǎn |
[00:59.57] | chuáng dān zhěn tou fàng fǎn dān shēn hàn de yàng bǎn |
[01:02.01] | jiǎng guǐ gù shi shuō luǎn shuō wǎn shàng yào hē jiǔ zhuàng dǎn |
[01:04.90] | chū lái jù huì yǒu jiā shǔ de lù gè liǎn jiù shǎn le |
[01:07.63] | hǎn duō shuǎ yī huì bù gàn yě méi de fāng fǎ fǎn bó |
[01:10.24] | lǐ yóu shì pà guì cuō yī bǎn pà bèi ěr shǐ tuō qǐ càn |
[01:13.11] | shuāi làn nǐ bǐ jì běn diàn nǎo tā hái yǎn lèi mǒ yī liǎn |
[01:15.79] | so what nǐ zuì hǎo shēn huái jué jì lái dāng qiāo mén zhuān |
[01:18.48] | so what nǐ zuì hǎo xiě shǒu qíng gē chàng xiàng fāng wén shān |
[01:21.14] | bù rán dōng chuāng shì fā gè rén kàn dào bàn |
[01:23.43] | nào jià fān dào gàn xiàng chǎo dàn chǎo fàn fǎng fú yāo shàng shuān dǎo dàn |
[01:26.47] | so shēn biān shì pā ěr duǒ quán dōu xīn gān qíng yuàn |
[01:29.14] | chéng shuāng chéng duì zǒu zhù fú nǐ jiā jīn wǎn tíng diàn |
[01:31.96] | liú wǒ zài zhè gè màn cháng yè wǎn lǐ xīn suān tǐ yàn |
[01:34.73] | suàn suàn yòu hǎo duō rén jiā rù dān shēn míng dān lǐ miàn |
[01:37.65] | qǐ chuáng fā xiàn chú fáng méi yǒu guān dēng |
[01:39.98] | zǎo fàn mǎi gè fàn tuán zài 711 |
[01:42.54] | diàn huà bù áng le shuì jiào suí biàn fān shēn |
[01:44.97] | dǎ lán qiú shè sān fēn |
[01:46.25] | yīn wèi lǎo zi xiàn zài dān shēn |
[01:48.25] | yī fú duī qǐ yī tuó guò xiàng fān yuè shān kēng |
[01:50.70] | wò shì xiàng gāng jīng lì guò ā fù hàn zhàn zhēng |
[01:53.80] | tóu fà cháng cháng shū gè piān fēn hú zhā xiàng yě rén |
[01:56.23] | zài zì rán zá zhì gāo tou kān dēng |
[01:57.91] | yīn wèi wǒ shì dān shēn |
[01:59.12] | yīn wèi wǒ shì dān shēn |
[02:00.60] | yīn wèi wǒ shì dān shēn |
[02:01.85] | bǐ nǐ zì yóu yīn wèi wǒ shì dān shēn |
[02:04.67] | yīn wèi wǒ shì dān shēn |
[02:06.03] | yīn wèi wǒ shì dān shēn |
[02:07.39] | nǐ hái yǒu rén cì hou ma dàn shì wǒ shì dān shēn |
[02:10.13] | xiōng dì huǒ duì dào wǒ āi shēng tàn qì bào yuàn bèi shuǎi le hái méi zhàn dào pián yí |
[02:14.25] | duì fāng jiù shuō jù bào qiàn jiù qiè zhuī xún zhǎng tuǐ shuài gē |
[02:16.74] | jiù suàn xiǎo de bié gè tiān tiān bǎo jiàn píng shà lǎo shí rén zhù dìng dàng bèi tāi nán cāo dàn |
[02:20.92] | zhǐ guài zhōu wéi nán de tài duō suí biàn zhuā yī dà bǎ hái yǒu |
[02:23.96] | yǒu dú shū xué shēng yè diàn kāi jiǔ gōng zuò dǎ lǐng dài feel |
[02:26.82] | chē fáng qián méi de nǚ fāng dì yī shí jiān bǎ nǐ chuài zǒu |
[02:29.39] | dōu yào shuài de shuō shì pà nán yǒu bù zhǐ huā xīn hái chǒu |
[02:32.04] | gè rén yāo qiú gāo ma nán guò yán jiū jī qì gāo dá |
[02:34.85] | kàn nán tóng bāo men gǎn tàn wù jià shàng zhǎng nán yǐ zhāo jià |
[02:37.58] | fù èr dài kào lǎo bà chōng fēng qiāng fàng zài bǎo mǎ |
[02:40.26] | bù xiǎng jìng zhēng bèi miǎo shā zhǐ yǒu bǎi hé hūn liàn qiè zhǎo ma |
[02:43.11] | shàng tou quán shì shuài gē jìng niū nà zhǒng xiàn shí yǒu dàn cóng lái bù dé shàng gōu |
[02:48.20] | kàn zì pāi tā men zuò zài mǒu gè jiào chē shàng tou |
[02:50.61] | bù xiǎo de gāng gāng qiè le xiāng gǎng hái shì guǎng zhōu |
[02:53.61] | wǒ xiǎo de zhè gè jiào tā shuō zǒu jiù zǒu de lǚ xíng |
[02:56.37] | kàn gè rén què zhǐ yǒu qq wēi bó shuō gǎi jiù gǎi de bǐ míng |
[02:59.40] | xià yī miǎo kě néng zài gé bì fáng jiān yǒu huì yì jǔ xíng |
[03:02.24] | shēn biān zuò de dōu shì fèn dòu qīng nián chuān dào lǐ níng |
[03:04.78] | fā pàng de tǐ xíng shèn zhì tóu fà yóu chéng v xíng |
[03:07.42] | jiù suàn qiáng shàng kàn dào guǐ yǐng fàng xīn yě méi de měi nǚ |
[03:10.12] | bù guài nán de bù guī jǔ dà duī bù mǎn zài duī jī |
[03:13.20] | chéng shuāng chéng duì dǒng shà zi yě zhǐ yǒu kào tuī lǐ |
[03:15.66] | zhǐ yǒu xī wàng yǒu jīn shān bèi qǐ tiáo jiàn chà de zhǐ yǒu qiè fēi lǐ |
[03:21.06] | jiù suàn lǎo mā cuī cù niàn dào zuǐ lǐ |
[03:23.71] | zhǎo gè mèi ér zhè zhǒng shì hái shì zhǐ yǒu shuǐ qǐ |
[03:26.75] | qǐ chuáng fā xiàn chú fáng méi yǒu guān dēng |
[03:29.01] | zǎo fàn mǎi gè fàn tuán zài 7even |
[03:31.83] | diàn huà bù áng le shuì jiào suí biàn fān shēn |
[03:33.99] | dǎ lán qiú shè sān fēn |
[03:35.39] | yīn wèi lǎo zi xiàn zài dān shēn |
[03:37.30] | yī fú duī qǐ yī tuó guò xiàng fān yuè shān kēng |
[03:39.96] | wò shì xiàng gāng jīng lì guò ā fù hàn zhàn zhēng |
[03:42.64] | tóu fà cháng cháng shū gè piān fēn hú zhā xiàng yě rén |
[03:45.37] | zài zì rán zá zhì gāo tou kān dēng |
[03:47.00] | yīn wèi wǒ shì dān shēn |
[03:48.23] | yīn wèi wǒ shì dān shēn |
[03:49.77] | yīn wèi wǒ shì dān shēn |
[03:51.12] | bǐ nǐ zì yóu yīn wèi wǒ shì dān shēn |
[03:53.67] | yīn wèi wǒ shì dān shēn |
[03:53.76] | yīn wèi wǒ shì dān shēn |
[03:56.52] | nǐ hái yǒu rén cì hou ma dàn shì wǒ shì dān shēn |