| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 周杰伦 |
| [00:00.06] | 作词 : 方文山 |
| [00:00.20] | 编曲：黄雨勋 |
| [00:00.30] | 制作人：周杰伦 |
| [00:00.40] | OS：巨炮/周杰伦 |
| [00:00.50] | 录音师：杨瑞代(Gary Yang) |
| [00:01.00] | 录音室：JVR Studio |
| [00:02.00] | 混音师：黄雨勋/梦想之翼 |
| [00:03.00] | 混音室：梦想之翼创意多媒体工作室 |
| [00:03.04] | 巨炮：喂 |
| [00:04.12] | 杰伦：喂巨炮哦 |
| [00:05.31] | 巨炮：欸欸 |
| [00:06.11] | 杰伦：欸你有没有看过卓别林 |
| [00:08.15] | 巨炮：卓别林哦 |
| [00:10.09] | 杰伦：欸有看过吗 |
| [00:11.36] | 巨炮：你是说他的电影是不是 |
| [00:13.69] | 杰伦：我是说他本人啦 |
| [00:15.74] | 巨炮：哈哈哈哈哈哈很难笑耶哈哈 |
| [00:37.11] | 如如如如如 如果不小心跌倒 |
| [00:39.05] | 马上就爬起来装没事 |
| [00:40.40] | 幽默是这世上最好的礼物 |
| [00:41.97] | 别只想要当那王子公主 公主 |
| [00:44.19] | 别对人家冷漠耍帅装酷 装酷 |
| [00:46.64] | 让一切的准备都完美演出 |
| [00:48.58] | 让所有的努力都美好落幕 |
| [00:50.93] | 哎哟喂啊 字典里没有收录 |
| [00:53.19] | 差点跌倒 却不自觉会说出 |
| [00:55.28] | 叽里咕噜 唏哩呼噜 |
| [00:57.44] | 幽默是专业的行为艺术 |
| [01:00.08] | 就算是跟猫打招呼 |
| [01:02.01] | 或者是跟狗问路也要很专注 |
| [01:04.45] | 听清楚什么呼噜 |
| [01:06.23] | 绝不是形容东方鱼肚白的日出 |
| [01:08.79] | 还有偶尔扮演一棵树 |
| [01:11.30] | 你才知道当人类有多美妙 |
| [01:13.54] | 我戴着圆顶礼帽 鞋子特大号 |
| [01:17.63] | 我手拿拐杖留着胡子 大家好 |
| [01:22.28] | 别什么你都想要快乐却找不到 |
| [01:26.69] | 幽默是挫折中优雅的礼貌 |
| [01:38.93] | 跟我一起 |
| [01:39.90] | Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey |
| [01:43.71] | Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey |
| [01:48.10] | 完了没 |
| [01:48.78] | 如果不小心跌倒 |
| [01:50.17] | 马上就爬起来装没事 |
| [01:51.43] | 幽默是这世上最好的礼物 |
| [01:53.21] | 别只想要当那王子公主 公主 |
| [01:55.32] | 别对人家冷漠耍帅装酷 装酷 |
| [01:57.49] | 让一切的准备都完美演出 |
| [01:59.71] | 让所有的努力都美好落幕 |
| [02:01.95] | 哎哟喂啊 字典里没有收录 |
| [02:04.20] | 差点跌倒 却不自觉会说出 |
| [02:06.63] | 叽里咕噜 唏哩呼噜 |
| [02:08.56] | 喜剧要百分之百的投入 |
| [02:10.90] | 不管演动物或植物 |
| [02:13.53] | 你一定都要演的让人家羡慕 |
| [02:15.58] | 听清楚 不是葫芦 |
| [02:17.25] | 我一身的打扮也不是在变魔术 |
| [02:20.29] | 表情无辜 闯祸时无助 |
| [02:22.39] | 让你开心 其实要一点头脑 |
| [02:24.27] | 我戴着圆顶礼帽 鞋子特大号 |
| [02:28.94] | 我动作逗趣所有人都笑翻掉 |
| [02:33.39] | 若生活需要微笑 |
| [02:35.35] | 请看着我就好 |
| [02:38.00] | 将压力一股脑 全部释放掉 |
| [03:02.03] | 我戴着圆顶礼帽 鞋子特大号 |
| [03:06.77] | 我手拿拐杖留着胡子 大家好 |
| [03:11.21] | 别什么你都想要快乐却找不到 |
| [03:15.51] | 幽默是挫折中优雅的礼貌 |
| [03:19.22] | 再来一遍 |
| [03:20.04] | 叽里咕噜 唏哩呼噜 |
| [03:21.93] | 喜剧要百分之百的投入 |
| [03:24.17] | 不管演动物或植物 |
| [03:26.46] | 你一定都要演的让人家羡慕 |
| [03:28.91] | 听清楚不是葫芦 |
| [03:31.10] | 我一身的打扮也不是在变魔术 |
| [03:33.58] | 将压力一股脑释放掉 |
| [03:35.36] | 若生活 要微笑 看着我就好 |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : zhou jie lun |
| [00:00.06] | zuo ci : fang wen shan |
| [00:00.20] | bian qu: huang yu xun |
| [00:00.30] | zhi zuo ren: zhou jie lun |
| [00:00.40] | OS: ju pao zhou jie lun |
| [00:00.50] | lu yin shi: yang rui dai Gary Yang |
| [00:01.00] | lu yin shi: JVR Studio |
| [00:02.00] | hun yin shi: huang yu xun meng xiang zhi yi |
| [00:03.00] | hun yin shi: meng xiang zhi yi chuang yi duo mei ti gong zuo shi |
| [00:03.04] | ju pao: wei |
| [00:04.12] | jie lun: wei ju pao o |
| [00:05.31] | ju pao: ai ai |
| [00:06.11] | jie lun: ai ni you mei you kan guo zhuo bie lin |
| [00:08.15] | ju pao: zhuo bie lin o |
| [00:10.09] | jie lun: ai you kan guo ma |
| [00:11.36] | ju pao: ni shi shuo ta de dian ying shi bu shi |
| [00:13.69] | jie lun: wo shi shuo ta ben ren la |
| [00:15.74] | ju pao: ha ha ha ha ha ha hen nan xiao ye ha ha |
| [00:37.11] | ru ru ru ru ru ru guo bu xiao xin die dao |
| [00:39.05] | ma shang jiu pa qi lai zhuang mei shi |
| [00:40.40] | you mo shi zhe shi shang zui hao de li wu |
| [00:41.97] | bie zhi xiang yao dang na wang zi gong zhu gong zhu |
| [00:44.19] | bie dui ren jia leng mo shua shuai zhuang ku zhuang ku |
| [00:46.64] | rang yi qie de zhun bei dou wan mei yan chu |
| [00:48.58] | rang suo you de nu li dou mei hao luo mu |
| [00:50.93] | ai yo wei a zi dian li mei you shou lu |
| [00:53.19] | cha dian die dao que bu zi jue hui shuo chu |
| [00:55.28] | ji li gu lu xi li hu lu |
| [00:57.44] | you mo shi zhuan ye de xing wei yi shu |
| [01:00.08] | jiu suan shi gen mao da zhao hu |
| [01:02.01] | huo zhe shi gen gou wen lu ye yao hen zhuan zhu |
| [01:04.45] | ting qing chu shen me hu lu |
| [01:06.23] | jue bu shi xing rong dong fang yu du bai de ri chu |
| [01:08.79] | hai you ou er ban yan yi ke shu |
| [01:11.30] | ni cai zhi dao dang ren lei you duo mei miao |
| [01:13.54] | wo dai zhe yuan ding li mao xie zi te da hao |
| [01:17.63] | wo shou na guai zhang liu zhe hu zi da jia hao |
| [01:22.28] | bie shen me ni dou xiang yao kuai le que zhao bu dao |
| [01:26.69] | you mo shi cuo zhe zhong you ya de li mao |
| [01:38.93] | gen wo yi qi |
| [01:39.90] | Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey |
| [01:43.71] | Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey |
| [01:48.10] | wan le mei |
| [01:48.78] | ru guo bu xiao xin die dao |
| [01:50.17] | ma shang jiu pa qi lai zhuang mei shi |
| [01:51.43] | you mo shi zhe shi shang zui hao de li wu |
| [01:53.21] | bie zhi xiang yao dang na wang zi gong zhu gong zhu |
| [01:55.32] | bie dui ren jia leng mo shua shuai zhuang ku zhuang ku |
| [01:57.49] | rang yi qie de zhun bei dou wan mei yan chu |
| [01:59.71] | rang suo you de nu li dou mei hao luo mu |
| [02:01.95] | ai yo wei a zi dian li mei you shou lu |
| [02:04.20] | cha dian die dao que bu zi jue hui shuo chu |
| [02:06.63] | ji li gu lu xi li hu lu |
| [02:08.56] | xi ju yao bai fen zhi bai de tou ru |
| [02:10.90] | bu guan yan dong wu huo zhi wu |
| [02:13.53] | ni yi ding dou yao yan de rang ren jia xian mu |
| [02:15.58] | ting qing chu bu shi hu lu |
| [02:17.25] | wo yi shen de da ban ye bu shi zai bian mo shu |
| [02:20.29] | biao qing wu gu chuang huo shi wu zhu |
| [02:22.39] | rang ni kai xin qi shi yao yi dian tou nao |
| [02:24.27] | wo dai zhe yuan ding li mao xie zi te da hao |
| [02:28.94] | wo dong zuo dou qu suo you ren dou xiao fan diao |
| [02:33.39] | ruo sheng huo xu yao wei xiao |
| [02:35.35] | qing kan zhe wo jiu hao |
| [02:38.00] | jiang ya li yi gu nao quan bu shi fang diao |
| [03:02.03] | wo dai zhe yuan ding li mao xie zi te da hao |
| [03:06.77] | wo shou na guai zhang liu zhe hu zi da jia hao |
| [03:11.21] | bie shen me ni dou xiang yao kuai le que zhao bu dao |
| [03:15.51] | you mo shi cuo zhe zhong you ya de li mao |
| [03:19.22] | zai lai yi bian |
| [03:20.04] | ji li gu lu xi li hu lu |
| [03:21.93] | xi ju yao bai fen zhi bai de tou ru |
| [03:24.17] | bu guan yan dong wu huo zhi wu |
| [03:26.46] | ni yi ding dou yao yan de rang ren jia xian mu |
| [03:28.91] | ting qing chu bu shi hu lu |
| [03:31.10] | wo yi shen de da ban ye bu shi zai bian mo shu |
| [03:33.58] | jiang ya li yi gu nao shi fang diao |
| [03:35.36] | ruo sheng huo yao wei xiao kan zhe wo jiu hao |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : zhōu jié lún |
| [00:00.06] | zuò cí : fāng wén shān |
| [00:00.20] | biān qǔ: huáng yǔ xūn |
| [00:00.30] | zhì zuò rén: zhōu jié lún |
| [00:00.40] | OS: jù pào zhōu jié lún |
| [00:00.50] | lù yīn shī: yáng ruì dài Gary Yang |
| [00:01.00] | lù yīn shì: JVR Studio |
| [00:02.00] | hùn yīn shī: huáng yǔ xūn mèng xiǎng zhī yì |
| [00:03.00] | hùn yīn shì: mèng xiǎng zhī yì chuàng yì duō méi tǐ gōng zuò shì |
| [00:03.04] | jù pào: wèi |
| [00:04.12] | jié lún: wèi jù pào ó |
| [00:05.31] | jù pào: āi āi |
| [00:06.11] | jié lún: āi nǐ yǒu méi yǒu kàn guò zhuō bié lín |
| [00:08.15] | jù pào: zhuō bié lín ó |
| [00:10.09] | jié lún: āi yǒu kàn guò ma |
| [00:11.36] | jù pào: nǐ shì shuō tā de diàn yǐng shì bú shì |
| [00:13.69] | jié lún: wǒ shì shuō tā běn rén la |
| [00:15.74] | jù pào: hā hā hā hā hā hā hěn nán xiào yé hā hā |
| [00:37.11] | rú rú rú rú rú rú guǒ bù xiǎo xīn diē dǎo |
| [00:39.05] | mǎ shàng jiù pá qǐ lái zhuāng méi shì |
| [00:40.40] | yōu mò shì zhè shì shàng zuì hǎo de lǐ wù |
| [00:41.97] | bié zhǐ xiǎng yào dāng nà wáng zǐ gōng zhǔ gōng zhǔ |
| [00:44.19] | bié duì rén jiā lěng mò shuǎ shuài zhuāng kù zhuāng kù |
| [00:46.64] | ràng yī qiè de zhǔn bèi dōu wán měi yǎn chū |
| [00:48.58] | ràng suǒ yǒu de nǔ lì dōu měi hǎo luò mù |
| [00:50.93] | āi yō wèi a zì diǎn lǐ méi yǒu shōu lù |
| [00:53.19] | chà diǎn diē dǎo què bù zì jué huì shuō chū |
| [00:55.28] | jī lǐ gū lū xī lī hū lū |
| [00:57.44] | yōu mò shì zhuān yè de xíng wéi yì shù |
| [01:00.08] | jiù suàn shì gēn māo dǎ zhāo hū |
| [01:02.01] | huò zhě shì gēn gǒu wèn lù yě yào hěn zhuān zhù |
| [01:04.45] | tīng qīng chǔ shén me hū lū |
| [01:06.23] | jué bú shì xíng róng dōng fāng yú dǔ bái de rì chū |
| [01:08.79] | hái yǒu ǒu ěr bàn yǎn yī kē shù |
| [01:11.30] | nǐ cái zhī dào dāng rén lèi yǒu duō měi miào |
| [01:13.54] | wǒ dài zhe yuán dǐng lǐ mào xié zǐ tè dà hào |
| [01:17.63] | wǒ shǒu ná guǎi zhàng liú zhe hú zǐ dà jiā hǎo |
| [01:22.28] | bié shén me nǐ dōu xiǎng yào kuài lè què zhǎo bu dào |
| [01:26.69] | yōu mò shì cuò zhé zhōng yōu yǎ de lǐ mào |
| [01:38.93] | gēn wǒ yì qǐ |
| [01:39.90] | Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey |
| [01:43.71] | Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey |
| [01:48.10] | wán le méi |
| [01:48.78] | rú guǒ bù xiǎo xīn diē dǎo |
| [01:50.17] | mǎ shàng jiù pá qǐ lái zhuāng méi shì |
| [01:51.43] | yōu mò shì zhè shì shàng zuì hǎo de lǐ wù |
| [01:53.21] | bié zhǐ xiǎng yào dāng nà wáng zǐ gōng zhǔ gōng zhǔ |
| [01:55.32] | bié duì rén jiā lěng mò shuǎ shuài zhuāng kù zhuāng kù |
| [01:57.49] | ràng yī qiè de zhǔn bèi dōu wán měi yǎn chū |
| [01:59.71] | ràng suǒ yǒu de nǔ lì dōu měi hǎo luò mù |
| [02:01.95] | āi yō wèi a zì diǎn lǐ méi yǒu shōu lù |
| [02:04.20] | chà diǎn diē dǎo què bù zì jué huì shuō chū |
| [02:06.63] | jī lǐ gū lū xī lī hū lū |
| [02:08.56] | xǐ jù yào bǎi fēn zhī bǎi de tóu rù |
| [02:10.90] | bù guǎn yǎn dòng wù huò zhí wù |
| [02:13.53] | nǐ yí dìng dōu yào yǎn de ràng rén jiā xiàn mù |
| [02:15.58] | tīng qīng chǔ bú shì hú lú |
| [02:17.25] | wǒ yī shēn de dǎ bàn yě bú shì zài biàn mó shù |
| [02:20.29] | biǎo qíng wú gū chuǎng huò shí wú zhù |
| [02:22.39] | ràng nǐ kāi xīn qí shí yào yì diǎn tóu nǎo |
| [02:24.27] | wǒ dài zhe yuán dǐng lǐ mào xié zǐ tè dà hào |
| [02:28.94] | wǒ dòng zuò dòu qù suǒ yǒu rén dōu xiào fān diào |
| [02:33.39] | ruò shēng huó xū yào wēi xiào |
| [02:35.35] | qǐng kàn zhe wǒ jiù hǎo |
| [02:38.00] | jiāng yā lì yī gǔ nǎo quán bù shì fàng diào |
| [03:02.03] | wǒ dài zhe yuán dǐng lǐ mào xié zǐ tè dà hào |
| [03:06.77] | wǒ shǒu ná guǎi zhàng liú zhe hú zǐ dà jiā hǎo |
| [03:11.21] | bié shén me nǐ dōu xiǎng yào kuài lè què zhǎo bu dào |
| [03:15.51] | yōu mò shì cuò zhé zhōng yōu yǎ de lǐ mào |
| [03:19.22] | zài lái yī biàn |
| [03:20.04] | jī lǐ gū lū xī lī hū lū |
| [03:21.93] | xǐ jù yào bǎi fēn zhī bǎi de tóu rù |
| [03:24.17] | bù guǎn yǎn dòng wù huò zhí wù |
| [03:26.46] | nǐ yí dìng dōu yào yǎn de ràng rén jiā xiàn mù |
| [03:28.91] | tīng qīng chǔ bú shì hú lú |
| [03:31.10] | wǒ yī shēn de dǎ bàn yě bú shì zài biàn mó shù |
| [03:33.58] | jiāng yā lì yī gǔ nǎo shì fàng diào |
| [03:35.36] | ruò shēng huó yào wēi xiào kàn zhe wǒ jiù hǎo |
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