| Ek baat bata dun aap se... | |
| Nahi darta kisi ke baap se | |
| Ek baat bata doon aap se | |
| Nahi darta kisi ke baap se | |
| Ja mere naam ke bill faad le... | |
| Arey ja mere naam ke bill faad | |
| Jo ukhaadna ukhaad le. | |
| Main toh Superman, Salman ka fan | |
| Jo leve panga, kar dun maa-bhan | |
| Oh main toh superman (woh Pinte!) | |
| Salman ka fan (woh Pinte!) | |
| Jo leve panga, kar dun maa-bhan (waah Pinte!) | |
| Main toh Superman, Salman ka fan | |
| Jo leve panga, kar dun maa-bhan (waah Pinte!) | |
| Haaye de dana dan dete hain | |
| Sun ke hum nahi lete hain | |
| Hai koi to hoga apne ghar mein wo nawaab | |
| Kharcha paani maange jo | |
| Poori khaatir karte hain | |
| Khade khade chutte kar dete hain sare hisab | |
| Ho Seedhi saadi apni asha | |
| Prem pyaar ki bolo bhasha | |
| Jaan ke koi na samjhe to karte hain tamasha | |
| Aaya hun main parde faad ke. faad ke. haan | |
| Aaya hun main parde faad ke | |
| Jaaunga jhande gaad ke | |
| Main toh superman, Salman ka fan | |
| Jo leve panga, kar dun maa-bhan | |
| Aa aa I'm a Superman. What? | |
| Hey... What? | |
| Hey... What? | |
| I'm a Superman | |
| I'm a... I'm a. | |
| I'm a superman | |
| Arrey Amma kya bigadengi | |
| Daddy kya sudharenge | |
| Hain jalebi jaisi aankhe, baanke re hum. | |
| Teacher kya padhayega | |
| Knowledge kya badhayega | |
| Mauj ki college ke hain seekhe-sikhaye hum | |
| Apni marzi ke hain malange | |
| Bematlab nahi lete pange | |
| Jaan ke koi bhid jaaye to kar dete hain dange | |
| Duniyadaari jaye bhaad mein | |
| Duniyadaari jaye bhaad mein | |
| Mast hoon apne haal mein | |
| Superman, Salman ka fan | |
| Jo leve panga kar doon maa-bhan | |
| Main toh superman (waah Pinte!) | |
| Salman ka fan (waah Pinte!) | |
| Jo leve panga, kar dun maa-bhan (waah Pinte!) | |
| Oh main toh superman, Salman ka fan | |
| Jo leve panga, kar dun maa-bhan (waah Pinte.) |