| [00:00.46] | 哥：「从小我们兄弟就跟麻麻相依为命」 |
| [00:03.54] | 「家里有争执 也是难免的」 |
| [00:05.96] | 「可是每次只要我们一顶嘴」 |
| [00:07.78] | 「麻麻就会开始唱歌」 |
| [00:10.82] | 麻麻：「啊你吼只会看电视啦」 |
| [00:12.72] | 「你去看弟弟啊」 |
| [00:14.18] | 「弟弟每次这样认真写功课」 |
| [00:15.86] | 「我就看到你这边看电视...」 |
| [00:16.15] | 哥：「对不起 你挡到了... 妈！」 |
| [00:17.20] | 麻麻：「啊你很奇怪馁」 |
| [00:18.47] | 「你干嘛不像弟弟这样一直念书蛤？」 |
| [00:20.67] | 「一直看电视考不上大学」 |
| [00:22.93] | 「我在工作你还说我挡到你电视」 |
| [00:24.84] | 「也不来帮麻麻...」 |
| [00:25.10] | 哥：「好！了！啦！一直念！走开啦！」 |
| [00:31.90] | 麻麻：「噢...」 |
| [00:36.50] | 【寒叶飘逸 洒满我的脸】 |
| [00:41.86] | 【吾儿叛逆 伤痛我的心】 |
| [00:47.28] | 【你讲的话像是冰锥刺入我心底】 |
| [00:52.75] | 【妈！妈！真！的！很！受！伤！】 |
| [00:57.64] | 哥：「大家都知道啊」 |
| [00:58.52] | 「麻麻做菜非常的辛苦」 |
| [01:00.14] | 麻麻：「吃饭！吃饭！」 |
| [01:01.45] | 「啊呦 来来来 开动 开动」 |
| [01:03.40] | 「吃这个吼 麻麻用牛头牌卤的控肉」 |
| [01:06.06] | 「吃水果 吃水果」 |
| [01:07.50] | 哥：「可是啊 我妈每次做菜」 |
| [01:09.62] | 「她都要加很多很多的调味料」 |
| [01:11.85] | 麻麻：「哇 两大匙 好吃好吃」 |
| [01:14.84] | 「味道很~好~喔 来来来来」 |
| [01:16.95] | 「吃水果要加沙茶酱」 |
| [01:18.90] | 「牛头牌沙茶酱 记得吗？」 |
| [01:20.27] | 弟：「妈！没有人吃水果在加沙茶酱的啦！」 |
| [01:23.76] | 麻麻：「喔...真的喔 对不起对不起」 |
| [01:25.87] | 「我忘了 是加这个....」 |
| [01:27.15] | 「红葱肉燥 来 红葱肉燥」 |
| [01:29.45] | 哥：「哎呦 妈 干嘛啦！」 |
| [01:31.62] | 「没有人这样加的啦！」 |
| [01:35.12] | 麻麻：「噢...」 |
| [01:40.88] | 【寒叶飘逸 洒满我的脸】 |
| [01:46.25] | 【吾儿叛逆 伤痛我的心】 |
| [01:51.70] | 【你讲的话像是冰锥刺入我心底】 |
| [01:57.15] | 【妈！妈！真！的！很！受！伤！】 |
| [02:03.45] | 哥：「我先跟你说」 |
| [02:05.02] | 「我妈...她人不坏...」 |
| [02:06.84] | 「等下你不要忤逆她就好了」 |
| [02:08.71] | 女友：「怎么可能！她你妈诶！」 |
| [02:10.34] | 「我怎么可能忤逆她」 |
| [02:12.56] | 哥：「我只是先跟你说一下而已啦」 |
| [02:14.56] | 女友：「好啦 走...走...」 |
| [02:20.87] | 哥：「妈！ ...」 |
| [02:22.35] | 麻麻：「不行！ 我不准！」 |
| [02:24.67] | 哥：「妈...」 |
| [02:26.08] | 麻麻：「你不要管我！555555~~~~」 |
| [02:32.73] | 【寒叶飘逸 洒满我的脸】 |
| [02:38.12] | 【吾儿叛逆 伤痛我的心】 |
| [02:43.59] | 【你讲的话像是冰锥刺入我心底】 |
| [02:49.00] | 【妈！妈！真！的！很！受！伤！】 |
| [02:54.99] | 麻麻：「来来来 吃肉粽 吃肉粽」 |
| [02:56.90] | 哥：「谢谢妈」 |
| [02:57.90] | 弟：「谢谢麻麻」 |
| [02:58.68] | 哥：「妈 怎么没有沙茶」 |
| [03:00.87] | 麻麻：「哎呦 哪有粽子在加沙茶酱的啦」 |
| [03:03.08] | 「我里面已经包了红葱肉燥！」 |
| [03:05.11] | 哥：「哦！好！」 |
| [03:06.34] | （粽子掉在了地上...麻麻又要受伤...） |
| [03:09.19] | 麻麻：「噢...我就知道」 |
| [03:10.94] | 「你还是嫌麻麻煮的东西不够好吃」 |
| [03:13.97] | 哥：「妈...」 |
| [03:14.98] | 麻麻：「噢...」 |
| [03:17.44] | 哥：「妈！」 |
| [03:18.65] | 「我们真的可以商量的！」 |
| [03:21.66] | 麻麻：「荣儿 回不去了 555555~~~」 |
| [03:29.71] | 【寒叶飘逸 洒满我的脸】 |
| [03:35.15] | 【吾儿叛逆 伤痛我的心】 |
| [03:40.62] | 【你讲的话像是冰锥刺入我心底】 |
| [03:46.00] | 【妈！妈！真！的！很！受！伤！】 |
| [03:51.97] | 哥：「直到有了小孩...」 |
| [03:53.76] | 哥：「我才知道当初妈妈的感受」 |
| [03:56.49] | 女儿：「好 拜拜」 |
| [03:58.35] | 哥：「诶 去哪？」 |
| [03:59.74] | 女儿：「我要跟朋友出去吃饭啊」 |
| [04:01.58] | 哥：「家里有煮啊！不行！」 |
| [04:04.32] | 女儿：「诶唷老爸！」 |
| [04:05.18] | 「我都已经跟别人约好了耶」 |
| [04:06.97] | 「我已经长大」 |
| [04:07.65] | 「你可不可以不要管我啊 奇怪！」 |
| [04:10.51] | 哥：「诶诶 诶 喂！」 |
| [04:18.75] | 「妈...」 |
| [04:19.98] | 「我终于明白你的苦心了...」 |
| [04:24.88] | 【寒叶飘逸 洒满我的脸】 |
| [04:30.23] | 【吾女叛逆 伤痛我的心】 |
| [04:35.60] | 【你讲的话像是冰锥刺入我心底】 |
| [04:41.04] | 【爸！爸！真！的！很！受！伤！】 |
| [04:46.72] | 女儿：「喔 真的是很烦」 |
| [04:48.83] | -----回忆杀----- |
| [04:52.49] | 女儿：「粑粑今天晚上要吃什么？」 |
| [04:55.61] | 哥：「吃火锅好不好？」 |
| [04:56.99] | 女儿：「Yeah！」 |
| [04:58.97] | -----回忆杀结束----- |
| [05:08.12] | 女儿：「粑粑 我买沙茶酱回来了」 |
| [05:13.98] | 【寒叶飘逸 洒满我的脸】 |
| [05:19.33] | 【吾儿叛逆 伤痛我的心】 |
| [05:24.84] | 【你讲的话像是冰锥刺入......】 |
| [05:28.19] |
| [00:00.46] | ge: cong xiao wo men xiong di jiu gen ma m xiang yi wei ming |
| [00:03.54] | jia li you zheng zhi ye shi nan mian de |
| [00:05.96] | ke shi mei ci zhi yao wo men yi ding zui |
| [00:07.78] | ma m jiu hui kai shi chang ge |
| [00:10.82] | ma m: a ni hou zhi hui kan dian shi la |
| [00:12.72] | ni qu kan di di a |
| [00:14.18] | di di mei ci zhe yang ren zhen xie gong ke |
| [00:15.86] | wo jiu kan dao ni zhe bian kan dian shi... |
| [00:16.15] | ge: dui bu qi ni dang dao le... ma! |
| [00:17.20] | ma m: a ni hen qi guai nei |
| [00:18.47] | ni gan ma bu xiang di di zhe yang yi zhi nian shu ha? |
| [00:20.67] | yi zhi kan dian shi kao bu shang da xue |
| [00:22.93] | wo zai gong zuo ni hai shuo wo dang dao ni dian shi |
| [00:24.84] | ye bu lai bang ma m... |
| [00:25.10] | ge: hao! le! la! yi zhi nian! zou kai la! |
| [00:31.90] | ma m: o... |
| [00:36.50] | han ye piao yi sa man wo de lian |
| [00:41.86] | wu er pan ni shang tong wo de xin |
| [00:47.28] | ni jiang de hua xiang shi bing zhui ci ru wo xin di |
| [00:52.75] | ma! ma! zhen! de! hen! shou! shang! |
| [00:57.64] | ge: da jia dou zhi dao a |
| [00:58.52] | ma m zuo cai fei chang de xin ku |
| [01:00.14] | ma m: chi fan! chi fan! |
| [01:01.45] | a you lai lai lai kai dong kai dong |
| [01:03.40] | chi zhe ge hou ma m yong niu tou pai lu de kong rou |
| [01:06.06] | chi shui guo chi shui guo |
| [01:07.50] | ge: ke shi a wo ma mei ci zuo cai |
| [01:09.62] | ta dou yao jia hen duo hen duo de tiao wei liao |
| [01:11.85] | ma m: wa liang da shi hao chi hao chi |
| [01:14.84] | wei dao hen hao o lai lai lai lai |
| [01:16.95] | chi shui guo yao jia sha cha jiang |
| [01:18.90] | niu tou pai sha cha jiang ji de ma? |
| [01:20.27] | di: ma! mei you ren chi shui guo zai jia sha cha jiang de la! |
| [01:23.76] | ma m: o... zhen de o dui bu qi dui bu qi |
| [01:25.87] | wo wang le shi jia zhe ge.... |
| [01:27.15] | hong cong rou zao lai hong cong rou zao |
| [01:29.45] | ge: ai you ma gan ma la! |
| [01:31.62] | mei you ren zhe yang jia de la! |
| [01:35.12] | ma m: o... |
| [01:40.88] | han ye piao yi sa man wo de lian |
| [01:46.25] | wu er pan ni shang tong wo de xin |
| [01:51.70] | ni jiang de hua xiang shi bing zhui ci ru wo xin di |
| [01:57.15] | ma! ma! zhen! de! hen! shou! shang! |
| [02:03.45] | ge: wo xian gen ni shuo |
| [02:05.02] | wo ma... ta ren bu huai... |
| [02:06.84] | deng xia ni bu yao wu ni ta jiu hao le |
| [02:08.71] | nv you: zen me ke neng! ta ni ma ei! |
| [02:10.34] | wo zen me ke neng wu ni ta |
| [02:12.56] | ge: wo zhi shi xian gen ni shuo yi xia er yi la |
| [02:14.56] | nv you: hao la zou... zou... |
| [02:20.87] | ge: ma! ... |
| [02:22.35] | ma m: bu xing! wo bu zhun! |
| [02:24.67] | ge: ma... |
| [02:26.08] | ma m: ni bu yao guan wo! 555555 |
| [02:32.73] | han ye piao yi sa man wo de lian |
| [02:38.12] | wu er pan ni shang tong wo de xin |
| [02:43.59] | ni jiang de hua xiang shi bing zhui ci ru wo xin di |
| [02:49.00] | ma! ma! zhen! de! hen! shou! shang! |
| [02:54.99] | ma m: lai lai lai chi rou zong chi rou zong |
| [02:56.90] | ge: xie xie ma |
| [02:57.90] | di: xie xie ma m |
| [02:58.68] | ge: ma zen me mei you sha cha |
| [03:00.87] | ma m: ai you na you zong zi zai jia sha cha jiang de la |
| [03:03.08] | wo li mian yi jing bao le hong cong rou zao! |
| [03:05.11] | ge: o! hao! |
| [03:06.34] | zong zi diao zai le di shang... ma m you yao shou shang... |
| [03:09.19] | ma m: o... wo jiu zhi dao |
| [03:10.94] | ni hai shi xian ma m zhu de dong xi bu gou hao chi |
| [03:13.97] | ge: ma... |
| [03:14.98] | ma m: o... |
| [03:17.44] | ge: ma! |
| [03:18.65] | wo men zhen de ke yi shang liang de! |
| [03:21.66] | ma m: rong er hui bu qu le 555555 |
| [03:29.71] | han ye piao yi sa man wo de lian |
| [03:35.15] | wu er pan ni shang tong wo de xin |
| [03:40.62] | ni jiang de hua xiang shi bing zhui ci ru wo xin di |
| [03:46.00] | ma! ma! zhen! de! hen! shou! shang! |
| [03:51.97] | ge: zhi dao you le xiao hai... |
| [03:53.76] | ge: wo cai zhi dao dang chu ma ma de gan shou |
| [03:56.49] | nv er: hao bai bai |
| [03:58.35] | ge: ei qu na? |
| [03:59.74] | nv er: wo yao gen peng you chu qu chi fan a |
| [04:01.58] | ge: jia li you zhu a! bu xing! |
| [04:04.32] | nv er: ei yo lao ba! |
| [04:05.18] | wo dou yi jing gen bie ren yue hao le ye |
| [04:06.97] | wo yi jing zhang da |
| [04:07.65] | ni ke bu ke yi bu yao guan wo a qi guai! |
| [04:10.51] | ge: ei ei ei wei! |
| [04:18.75] | ma... |
| [04:19.98] | wo zhong yu ming bai ni de ku xin le... |
| [04:24.88] | han ye piao yi sa man wo de lian |
| [04:30.23] | wu nv pan ni shang tong wo de xin |
| [04:35.60] | ni jiang de hua xiang shi bing zhui ci ru wo xin di |
| [04:41.04] | ba! ba! zhen! de! hen! shou! shang! |
| [04:46.72] | nv er: o zhen de shi hen fan |
| [04:48.83] | hui yi sha |
| [04:52.49] | nv er: ba ba jin tian wan shang yao chi shen me? |
| [04:55.61] | ge: chi huo guo hao bu hao? |
| [04:56.99] | nv er: Yeah! |
| [04:58.97] | hui yi sha jie shu |
| [05:08.12] | nv er: ba ba wo mai sha cha jiang hui lai le |
| [05:13.98] | han ye piao yi sa man wo de lian |
| [05:19.33] | wu er pan ni shang tong wo de xin |
| [05:24.84] | ni jiang de hua xiang shi bing zhui ci ru...... |
| [05:28.19] |
| [00:00.46] | gē: cóng xiǎo wǒ men xiōng dì jiù gēn mā m xiāng yī wéi mìng |
| [00:03.54] | jiā lǐ yǒu zhēng zhí yě shì nán miǎn de |
| [00:05.96] | kě shì měi cì zhǐ yào wǒ men yī dǐng zuǐ |
| [00:07.78] | mā m jiù huì kāi shǐ chàng gē |
| [00:10.82] | mā m: a nǐ hǒu zhǐ huì kàn diàn shì la |
| [00:12.72] | nǐ qù kàn dì di a |
| [00:14.18] | dì di měi cì zhè yàng rèn zhēn xiě gōng kè |
| [00:15.86] | wǒ jiù kàn dào nǐ zhè biān kàn diàn shì... |
| [00:16.15] | gē: duì bù qǐ nǐ dǎng dào le... mā! |
| [00:17.20] | mā m: a nǐ hěn qí guài něi |
| [00:18.47] | nǐ gàn ma bù xiàng dì di zhè yàng yī zhí niàn shū há? |
| [00:20.67] | yī zhí kàn diàn shì kǎo bù shàng dà xué |
| [00:22.93] | wǒ zài gōng zuò nǐ hái shuō wǒ dǎng dào nǐ diàn shì |
| [00:24.84] | yě bù lái bāng mā m... |
| [00:25.10] | gē: hǎo! le! la! yī zhí niàn! zǒu kāi la! |
| [00:31.90] | mā m: ō... |
| [00:36.50] | hán yè piāo yì sǎ mǎn wǒ de liǎn |
| [00:41.86] | wú ér pàn nì shāng tòng wǒ de xīn |
| [00:47.28] | nǐ jiǎng de huà xiàng shì bīng zhuī cì rù wǒ xīn dǐ |
| [00:52.75] | mā! mā! zhēn! de! hěn! shòu! shāng! |
| [00:57.64] | gē: dà jiā dōu zhī dào a |
| [00:58.52] | mā m zuò cài fēi cháng de xīn kǔ |
| [01:00.14] | mā m: chī fàn! chī fàn! |
| [01:01.45] | a yōu lái lái lái kāi dòng kāi dòng |
| [01:03.40] | chī zhè gè hǒu mā m yòng niú tóu pái lǔ de kòng ròu |
| [01:06.06] | chī shuǐ guǒ chī shuǐ guǒ |
| [01:07.50] | gē: kě shì a wǒ mā měi cì zuò cài |
| [01:09.62] | tā dōu yào jiā hěn duō hěn duō de tiáo wèi liào |
| [01:11.85] | mā m: wa liǎng dà shi hǎo chī hǎo chī |
| [01:14.84] | wèi dào hěn hǎo ō lái lái lái lái |
| [01:16.95] | chī shuǐ guǒ yào jiā shā chá jiàng |
| [01:18.90] | niú tóu pái shā chá jiàng jì de ma? |
| [01:20.27] | dì: mā! méi yǒu rén chī shuǐ guǒ zài jiā shā chá jiàng de la! |
| [01:23.76] | mā m: ō... zhēn de ō duì bù qǐ duì bù qǐ |
| [01:25.87] | wǒ wàng le shì jiā zhè gè.... |
| [01:27.15] | hóng cōng ròu zào lái hóng cōng ròu zào |
| [01:29.45] | gē: āi yōu mā gàn ma la! |
| [01:31.62] | méi yǒu rén zhè yàng jiā de la! |
| [01:35.12] | mā m: ō... |
| [01:40.88] | hán yè piāo yì sǎ mǎn wǒ de liǎn |
| [01:46.25] | wú ér pàn nì shāng tòng wǒ de xīn |
| [01:51.70] | nǐ jiǎng de huà xiàng shì bīng zhuī cì rù wǒ xīn dǐ |
| [01:57.15] | mā! mā! zhēn! de! hěn! shòu! shāng! |
| [02:03.45] | gē: wǒ xiān gēn nǐ shuō |
| [02:05.02] | wǒ mā... tā rén bù huài... |
| [02:06.84] | děng xià nǐ bú yào wǔ nì tā jiù hǎo le |
| [02:08.71] | nǚ yǒu: zěn me kě néng! tā nǐ mā éi! |
| [02:10.34] | wǒ zěn me kě néng wǔ nì tā |
| [02:12.56] | gē: wǒ zhǐ shì xiān gēn nǐ shuō yī xià ér yǐ la |
| [02:14.56] | nǚ yǒu: hǎo la zǒu... zǒu... |
| [02:20.87] | gē: mā! ... |
| [02:22.35] | mā m: bù xíng! wǒ bù zhǔn! |
| [02:24.67] | gē: mā... |
| [02:26.08] | mā m: nǐ bú yào guǎn wǒ! 555555 |
| [02:32.73] | hán yè piāo yì sǎ mǎn wǒ de liǎn |
| [02:38.12] | wú ér pàn nì shāng tòng wǒ de xīn |
| [02:43.59] | nǐ jiǎng de huà xiàng shì bīng zhuī cì rù wǒ xīn dǐ |
| [02:49.00] | mā! mā! zhēn! de! hěn! shòu! shāng! |
| [02:54.99] | mā m: lái lái lái chī ròu zòng chī ròu zòng |
| [02:56.90] | gē: xiè xiè mā |
| [02:57.90] | dì: xiè xiè mā m |
| [02:58.68] | gē: mā zěn me méi yǒu shā chá |
| [03:00.87] | mā m: āi yōu nǎ yǒu zòng zi zài jiā shā chá jiàng de la |
| [03:03.08] | wǒ lǐ miàn yǐ jīng bāo le hóng cōng ròu zào! |
| [03:05.11] | gē: ó! hǎo! |
| [03:06.34] | zòng zi diào zài le dì shàng... mā m yòu yào shòu shāng... |
| [03:09.19] | mā m: ō... wǒ jiù zhī dào |
| [03:10.94] | nǐ hái shì xián mā m zhǔ de dōng xī bù gòu hǎo chī |
| [03:13.97] | gē: mā... |
| [03:14.98] | mā m: ō... |
| [03:17.44] | gē: mā! |
| [03:18.65] | wǒ men zhēn de kě yǐ shāng liáng de! |
| [03:21.66] | mā m: róng ér huí bù qù le 555555 |
| [03:29.71] | hán yè piāo yì sǎ mǎn wǒ de liǎn |
| [03:35.15] | wú ér pàn nì shāng tòng wǒ de xīn |
| [03:40.62] | nǐ jiǎng de huà xiàng shì bīng zhuī cì rù wǒ xīn dǐ |
| [03:46.00] | mā! mā! zhēn! de! hěn! shòu! shāng! |
| [03:51.97] | gē: zhí dào yǒu le xiǎo hái... |
| [03:53.76] | gē: wǒ cái zhī dào dāng chū mā mā de gǎn shòu |
| [03:56.49] | nǚ ér: hǎo bài bài |
| [03:58.35] | gē: éi qù nǎ? |
| [03:59.74] | nǚ ér: wǒ yào gēn péng yǒu chū qù chī fàn a |
| [04:01.58] | gē: jiā lǐ yǒu zhǔ a! bù xíng! |
| [04:04.32] | nǚ ér: éi yō lǎo bà! |
| [04:05.18] | wǒ dōu yǐ jīng gēn bié rén yuē hǎo le yé |
| [04:06.97] | wǒ yǐ jīng zhǎng dà |
| [04:07.65] | nǐ kě bù kě yǐ bú yào guǎn wǒ a qí guài! |
| [04:10.51] | gē: éi éi éi wèi! |
| [04:18.75] | mā... |
| [04:19.98] | wǒ zhōng yú míng bái nǐ de kǔ xīn le... |
| [04:24.88] | hán yè piāo yì sǎ mǎn wǒ de liǎn |
| [04:30.23] | wú nǚ pàn nì shāng tòng wǒ de xīn |
| [04:35.60] | nǐ jiǎng de huà xiàng shì bīng zhuī cì rù wǒ xīn dǐ |
| [04:41.04] | bà! bà! zhēn! de! hěn! shòu! shāng! |
| [04:46.72] | nǚ ér: ō zhēn de shì hěn fán |
| [04:48.83] | huí yì shā |
| [04:52.49] | nǚ ér: bā bā jīn tiān wǎn shàng yào chī shén me? |
| [04:55.61] | gē: chī huǒ guō hǎo bù hǎo? |
| [04:56.99] | nǚ ér: Yeah! |
| [04:58.97] | huí yì shā jié shù |
| [05:08.12] | nǚ ér: bā bā wǒ mǎi shā chá jiàng huí lái le |
| [05:13.98] | hán yè piāo yì sǎ mǎn wǒ de liǎn |
| [05:19.33] | wú ér pàn nì shāng tòng wǒ de xīn |
| [05:24.84] | nǐ jiǎng de huà xiàng shì bīng zhuī cì rù...... |
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