| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 李雪莱 |
| [00:00.115] | 作词 : 李雪莱 |
| [00:00.345] | 编录混吉他:李雪莱 |
| [00:00.402] | 对话:费立国、李雪莱 |
| [00:00.593] | /*歌词内容纯属虚构*/ |
| [00:00.964] | -哥们你玩这啥游戏啊 |
| [00:03.032] | -啊 新出的 叫屌丝醉 挺好玩的 |
| [00:07.107] | -啊 砸钱么 |
| [00:08.832] | -砸钱呗 嗷嗷砸 这年头不砸钱还能玩游戏么 |
| [00:13.322] | -啊 |
| [00:15.227] | |
| [00:26.568] | 最近新玩个游戏叫屌丝醉 |
| [00:34.364] | 单位工资没发没钱买装备 |
| [00:41.142] | 跑了半个地图只能去杀小鬼 |
| [00:48.032] | 突然一个大招送我把家回 |
| [00:54.924] | 看看人家的装备金刀金甲金盔 |
| [01:01.721] | 我布衣布鞋拿把小破铁锤 |
| [01:09.312] | 身边的玩家说咱来把PK |
| [01:15.135] | 打开开始菜单哥要玩扫雷 |
| [01:22.107] | 低端玩太受罪 |
| [01:25.416] | 活得身心疲惫 |
| [01:28.786] | 没人给你抱大腿 |
| [01:32.189] | 一边去流眼泪 |
| [01:35.764] | 低端玩太受罪 |
| [01:39.067] | 人人当你是炮灰 |
| [01:42.536] | 没钱哪来的地位 |
| [01:46.009] | 别特么跟我说什么心态不对 |
| [01:53.252] | 最近单位新来一个小美眉 |
| [01:59.897] | 四面求教支招搞了点小暧昧 |
| [02:06.713] | 正想推波助澜买一大束玫瑰 |
| [02:13.565] | 老板儿子直接送了俩LV |
| [02:19.087] | (然后呢) |
| [02:20.653] | 人家带着美眉马尔代夫起飞 |
| [02:26.858] | 我抽着塔山开着二手奇瑞 |
| [02:34.770] | 弹琴唱歌样样精通家务也会 |
| [02:41.509] | 哪个看的上我报名来搞gay |
| [02:49.518] | 低端玩太受罪 |
| [02:52.766] | 活得身心疲惫 |
| [02:56.304] | 没人给你抱大腿 |
| [03:00.000] | 一边去流眼泪 |
| [03:02.239] | 低端玩太受罪 |
| [03:05.394] | 人人当你是炮灰 |
| [03:08.071] | 没钱哪来的地位 |
| [03:12.000] | 别特么跟我说什么心态不对 |
| [03:19.839] | |
| [03:43.337] | -诶 哥们 不好意思啊 刚才告诉你错了 不叫屌丝醉 给看反了 叫醉屌丝 |
| [03:49.196] | -啊 醉屌丝啊 行 谢谢啊 |
| [03:52.367] | 最近新来个学生对我非常钦佩 |
| [03:58.552] | 学琴进步飞快就是不交学费 |
| [04:05.550] | 他说别的老师上课用斯坦威 |
| [04:12.462] | 你弹烂木头还这么能吹 |
| [04:19.737] | 伤心之后觉得他说的也对 |
| [04:26.642] | 想学好音乐怎能没好设备 |
| [04:35.761] | 我借了点钱买了架斯坦威 |
| [04:43.490] | 可再没见过他 更别说学费 |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : li xue lai |
| [00:00.115] | zuo ci : li xue lai |
| [00:00.345] | bian lu hun ji ta: li xue lai |
| [00:00.402] | dui hua: fei li guo li xue lai |
| [00:00.593] | ge ci nei rong chun shu xu gou |
| [00:00.964] | ge men ni wan zhe sha you xi a |
| [00:03.032] | a xin chu de jiao diao si zui ting hao wan de |
| [00:07.107] | a za qian me |
| [00:08.832] | za qian bei ao ao za zhe nian tou bu za qian hai neng wan you xi me |
| [00:13.322] | a |
| [00:15.227] | |
| [00:26.568] | zui jin xin wan ge you xi jiao diao si zui |
| [00:34.364] | dan wei gong zi mei fa mei qian mai zhuang bei |
| [00:41.142] | pao le ban ge di tu zhi neng qu sha xiao gui |
| [00:48.032] | tu ran yi ge da zhao song wo ba jia hui |
| [00:54.924] | kan kan ren jia de zhuang bei jin dao jin jia jin kui |
| [01:01.721] | wo bu yi bu xie na ba xiao po tie chui |
| [01:09.312] | shen bian de wan jia shuo zan lai ba PK |
| [01:15.135] | da kai kai shi cai dan ge yao wan sao lei |
| [01:22.107] | di duan wan tai shou zui |
| [01:25.416] | huo de shen xin pi bei |
| [01:28.786] | mei ren gei ni bao da tui |
| [01:32.189] | yi bian qu liu yan lei |
| [01:35.764] | di duan wan tai shou zui |
| [01:39.067] | ren ren dang ni shi pao hui |
| [01:42.536] | mei qian na lai de di wei |
| [01:46.009] | bie te me gen wo shuo shi mo xin tai bu dui |
| [01:53.252] | zui jin dan wei xin lai yi ge xiao mei mei |
| [01:59.897] | si mian qiu jiao zhi zhao gao le dian xiao ai mei |
| [02:06.713] | zheng xiang tui bo zhu lan mai yi da shu mei gui |
| [02:13.565] | lao ban er zi zhi jie song le lia LV |
| [02:19.087] | ran hou ne |
| [02:20.653] | ren jia dai zhe mei mei ma er dai fu qi fei |
| [02:26.858] | wo chou zhe ta shan kai zhe er shou qi rui |
| [02:34.770] | tan qin chang ge yang yang jing tong jia wu ye hui |
| [02:41.509] | nei ge kan de shang wo bao ming lai gao gay |
| [02:49.518] | di duan wan tai shou zui |
| [02:52.766] | huo de shen xin pi bei |
| [02:56.304] | mei ren gei ni bao da tui |
| [03:00.000] | yi bian qu liu yan lei |
| [03:02.239] | di duan wan tai shou zui |
| [03:05.394] | ren ren dang ni shi pao hui |
| [03:08.071] | mei qian na lai de di wei |
| [03:12.000] | bie te me gen wo shuo shi mo xin tai bu dui |
| [03:19.839] | |
| [03:43.337] | ei ge men bu hao yi si a gang cai gao su ni cuo le bu jiao diao si zui gei kan fan le jiao zui diao si |
| [03:49.196] | a zui diao si a xing xie xie a |
| [03:52.367] | zui jin xin lai ge xue sheng dui wo fei chang qin pei |
| [03:58.552] | xue qin jin bu fei kuai jiu shi bu jiao xue fei |
| [04:05.550] | ta shuo bie de lao shi shang ke yong si tan wei |
| [04:12.462] | ni dan lan mu tou hai zhe me neng chui |
| [04:19.737] | shang xin zhi hou jue de ta shuo de ye dui |
| [04:26.642] | xiang xue hao yin yue zen neng mei hao she bei |
| [04:35.761] | wo jie le dian qian mai le jia si tan wei |
| [04:43.490] | ke zai mei jian guo ta geng bie shuo xue fei |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : lǐ xuě lái |
| [00:00.115] | zuò cí : lǐ xuě lái |
| [00:00.345] | biān lù hùn jí tā: lǐ xuě lái |
| [00:00.402] | duì huà: fèi lì guó lǐ xuě lái |
| [00:00.593] | gē cí nèi róng chún shǔ xū gòu |
| [00:00.964] | gē men nǐ wán zhè shà yóu xì a |
| [00:03.032] | a xīn chū de jiào diǎo sī zuì tǐng hǎo wán de |
| [00:07.107] | a zá qián me |
| [00:08.832] | zá qián bei áo áo zá zhè nián tou bù zá qián hái néng wán yóu xì me |
| [00:13.322] | a |
| [00:15.227] | |
| [00:26.568] | zuì jìn xīn wán gè yóu xì jiào diǎo sī zuì |
| [00:34.364] | dān wèi gōng zī méi fā méi qián mǎi zhuāng bèi |
| [00:41.142] | pǎo le bàn gè dì tú zhǐ néng qù shā xiǎo guǐ |
| [00:48.032] | tū rán yí gè dà zhāo sòng wǒ bǎ jiā huí |
| [00:54.924] | kàn kàn rén jiā de zhuāng bèi jīn dāo jīn jiǎ jīn kuī |
| [01:01.721] | wǒ bù yī bù xié ná bǎ xiǎo pò tiě chuí |
| [01:09.312] | shēn biān de wán jiā shuō zán lái bǎ PK |
| [01:15.135] | dǎ kāi kāi shǐ cài dān gē yào wán sǎo léi |
| [01:22.107] | dī duān wán tài shòu zuì |
| [01:25.416] | huó dé shēn xīn pí bèi |
| [01:28.786] | méi rén gěi nǐ bào dà tuǐ |
| [01:32.189] | yī biān qù liú yǎn lèi |
| [01:35.764] | dī duān wán tài shòu zuì |
| [01:39.067] | rén rén dāng nǐ shì pào huī |
| [01:42.536] | méi qián nǎ lái de dì wèi |
| [01:46.009] | bié tè me gēn wǒ shuō shí mǒ xīn tài bú duì |
| [01:53.252] | zuì jìn dān wèi xīn lái yí gè xiǎo měi méi |
| [01:59.897] | sì miàn qiú jiào zhī zhāo gǎo le diǎn xiǎo ài mèi |
| [02:06.713] | zhèng xiǎng tuī bō zhù lán mǎi yī dà shù méi guī |
| [02:13.565] | lǎo bǎn ér zi zhí jiē sòng le liǎ LV |
| [02:19.087] | rán hòu ne |
| [02:20.653] | rén jiā dài zhe měi méi mǎ ěr dài fū qǐ fēi |
| [02:26.858] | wǒ chōu zhe tǎ shān kāi zhe èr shǒu qí ruì |
| [02:34.770] | tán qín chàng gē yàng yàng jīng tōng jiā wù yě huì |
| [02:41.509] | něi gè kàn de shàng wǒ bào míng lái gǎo gay |
| [02:49.518] | dī duān wán tài shòu zuì |
| [02:52.766] | huó dé shēn xīn pí bèi |
| [02:56.304] | méi rén gěi nǐ bào dà tuǐ |
| [03:00.000] | yī biān qù liú yǎn lèi |
| [03:02.239] | dī duān wán tài shòu zuì |
| [03:05.394] | rén rén dāng nǐ shì pào huī |
| [03:08.071] | méi qián nǎ lái de dì wèi |
| [03:12.000] | bié tè me gēn wǒ shuō shí mǒ xīn tài bú duì |
| [03:19.839] | |
| [03:43.337] | éi gē men bù hǎo yì sī a gāng cái gào sù nǐ cuò le bù jiào diǎo sī zuì gěi kàn fǎn le jiào zuì diǎo sī |
| [03:49.196] | a zuì diǎo sī a xíng xiè xiè a |
| [03:52.367] | zuì jìn xīn lái gè xué shēng duì wǒ fēi cháng qīn pèi |
| [03:58.552] | xué qín jìn bù fēi kuài jiù shì bù jiāo xué fèi |
| [04:05.550] | tā shuō bié de lǎo shī shàng kè yòng sī tǎn wēi |
| [04:12.462] | nǐ dàn làn mù tou hái zhè me néng chuī |
| [04:19.737] | shāng xīn zhī hòu jué de tā shuō de yě duì |
| [04:26.642] | xiǎng xué hǎo yīn yuè zěn néng méi hǎo shè bèi |
| [04:35.761] | wǒ jiè le diǎn qián mǎi le jià sī tǎn wēi |
| [04:43.490] | kě zài méi jiàn guò tā gèng bié shuō xué fèi |