| When I was 17, I wished I was 23, | |
| When I hit 23, I wished I was 17, | |
| Now I'm almost 29, I wish I was 85, | |
| It would be statistically unlikely you'd be alive | |
| Because I hate your guts, | |
| Shit I hate you so much, | |
| I hope you suffer a small paper cut, | |
| I hope your boss makes you stay for a half hour more, | |
| Because I hate your guts, | |
| And I wish I didn't love you anymore. | |
| I hate the way you breathe, | |
| The stupid way you sneeze, | |
| How does everything you eat, | |
| End up stuck in your teeth? | |
| The way you steal the sheets, | |
| When we go to bed, | |
| As I death stare a hole in the back of your head. | |
| Because I hate your guts, | |
| Shit I hate you so much, | |
| I hope the battery dies on your phone, | |
| I hope your favourite TV show fails to record, | |
| Because I hate your guts, | |
| And I wish I didn't love you anymore. | |
| Wish I didn't love you [woah] | |
| Wish I didn't love you[woah] | |
| Wish I didn't love you [woooaaah] | |
| I hope when I'm out on tour, | |
| You lose your keys to the door, | |
| Because I hate your guts, | |
| And I wish I didn't love you anymore. | |
| Wish I didn't love you [woah] | |
| Wish I didn't love you[woah] | |
| Wish I didn't love you [woooaaah] | |
| So you must be mistaken, | |
| If you want to date me, | |
| You'd be more respected, | |
| If you were to hate me, | |
| There's so many warnings | |
| You choose to ignoreee... | |
| Because I hate your guts, | |
| And I wish I didn't love you anymore... | |
| I HATE YOUR GUTS! |
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