| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 郑翀 |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : 非樂原创音乐工作室 |
| [00:07.71] | 全体员工：非乐太医院诊疗中心，现在开张！ |
| [00:08.95] | |
| [00:10.10] | 我说病人你别跑 |
| [00:12.41] | 千万别放弃治疗 |
| [00:14.83] | 咱们针筒都已经准备好 |
| [00:18.04] | （九丞：亲，不来一针么？） |
| [00:19.20] | |
| [00:19.53] | 我说病人你别闹 |
| [00:21.74] | 快回床上躺躺好 |
| [00:23.71] | 你咋又傻笑一定发病鸟 |
| [00:26.41] | （床号23：呵呵，呵~） |
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| [00:28.41] | 咱们有御医 |
| [00:30.89] | 学问相当高 |
| [00:33.01] | 神马头疼脑热都给治好 |
| [00:37.05] | 咱们有护士 |
| [00:39.85] | 手法相当妙 |
| [00:42.13] | 扎完针保管你难忘掉 |
| [00:44.99] | （九丞：扎，我扎！） |
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| [00:47.08] | 木小可：医生，拖延症怎么治（┬┬＿┬┬） |
| [00:50.31] | 太医：等等，我拿兔子试一试！ |
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| [00:55.10] | 奈何：太后驾到！ |
| [00:56.99] | 太后井宿：大家早！ |
| [00:59.69] | 燕久：诶，我又穿越了么？ |
| [01:02.17] | |
| [01:04.37] | 非乐欢迎你 咱们一起掉节操 |
| [01:08.50] | （收获萝莉X1） |
| [01:09.55] | 烦恼通通丢掉 快乐才最重要 |
| [01:12.01] | （灰の白：不爱了吗？(╭￣3￣)╭?） |
| [01:13.32] | 非乐欢迎你 我们有爱有欢笑 |
| [01:18.11] | 真性情的胡闹 有难关一起攻克掉 |
| [01:24.43] | |
| [01:26.95] | 扇子：新人，有新人！ |
| [01:29.13] | 床号38：大家好我是新人38 |
| [01:31.89] | 君子：荒淫！ |
| [01:33.80] | 落落：新来的，你多大？ |
| [01:37.46] | 狒狒：是萝莉不？ |
| [01:39.00] | 床号23：诶诶38号，你的药【药，药……】 |
| [01:42.34] | |
| [01:42.75] | 我说病人你别逃 |
| [01:44.58] | 到点赶紧的吃药 |
| [01:47.12] | 咱院口碑可是十分的好 |
| [01:49.28] | （幕幕：妇幼科真行！） |
| [01:51.21] | |
| [01:51.64] | 你看排队挂着号 |
| [01:53.49] | 车水马龙一长条 |
| [01:54.67] | （二白：兄弟，挂号呢？ |
| [01:55.28] | 三白：是啊。 |
| [01:56.06] | 四白：我也是∑(⊙ Д ⊙)） |
| [01:57.66] | 晚了可就抢不到床位鸟 |
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| [02:00.28] | 我们有太后 |
| [02:02.55] | 做事效率高 |
| [02:04.83] | 全都打理得仅仅有条 |
| [02:08.19] | （井宿：哼哼，搞定！） |
| [02:09.53] | 我们有主炊 |
| [02:11.94] | 催人可在行 |
| [02:14.17] | 隔街大吼一声人全到 |
| [02:16.90] | （奈何：开～饭～了！） |
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| [02:18.69] | 弱智儿童欢乐多 |
| [02:21.00] | 神经病人思维广 |
| [02:22.75] | 有缘千里相会于我非乐 |
| [02:26.90] | （子安：大家好！ |
| [02:27.71] | 众人：男神啊！！） |
| [02:29.16] | 喜怒哀乐齐分享 |
| [02:29.91] | 问题答案替你想 |
| [02:31.83] | 记得你不是你而是“我们” |
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| [02:36.72] | 非乐欢迎你 咱们一起掉节操 |
| [02:40.05] | （若樱：诶、诶？） |
| [02:40.87] | 烦恼通通丢掉 快乐才最重要 |
| [02:45.66] | 非乐欢迎你 我们有爱有欢笑 |
| [02:49.40] | 真性情的胡闹 有难关一起攻克掉 |
| [02:53.09] | |
| [02:56.59] | 非乐欢迎你 咱们一起掉节操 |
| [03:01.08] | 烦恼通通丢掉 快乐才最重要 |
| [03:05.64] | 非乐欢迎你 我们有爱有欢笑 |
| [03:10.19] | 真性情的胡闹 有难关一起攻克掉 |
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| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : zheng chong |
| [00:01.00] | zuo ci : fei le yuan chuang yin yue gong zuo shi |
| [00:07.71] | quan ti yuan gong: fei le tai yi yuan zhen liao zhong xin, xian zai kai zhang! |
| [00:08.95] | |
| [00:10.10] | wo shuo bing ren ni bie pao |
| [00:12.41] | qian wan bie fang qi zhi liao |
| [00:14.83] | zan men zhen tong dou yi jing zhun bei hao |
| [00:18.04] | jiu cheng: qin, bu lai yi zhen me? |
| [00:19.20] | |
| [00:19.53] | wo shuo bing ren ni bie nao |
| [00:21.74] | kuai hui chuang shang tang tang hao |
| [00:23.71] | ni za you sha xiao yi ding fa bing niao |
| [00:26.41] | chuang hao 23: he he, a |
| [00:27.49] | |
| [00:28.41] | zan men you yu yi |
| [00:30.89] | xue wen xiang dang gao |
| [00:33.01] | shen ma tou teng nao re dou gei zhi hao |
| [00:37.05] | zan men you hu shi |
| [00:39.85] | shou fa xiang dang miao |
| [00:42.13] | zha wan zhen bao guan ni nan wang diao |
| [00:44.99] | jiu cheng: zha, wo zha! |
| [00:46.16] | |
| [00:47.08] | mu xiao ke: yi sheng, tuo yan zheng zen me zhi |
| [00:50.31] | tai yi: deng deng, wo na tu zi shi yi shi! |
| [00:53.43] | |
| [00:55.10] | nai he: tai hou jia dao! |
| [00:56.99] | tai hou jing su: da jia zao! |
| [00:59.69] | yan jiu: ei, wo you chuan yue le me? |
| [01:02.17] | |
| [01:04.37] | fei le huan ying ni zan men yi qi diao jie cao |
| [01:08.50] | shou huo luo li X1 |
| [01:09.55] | fan nao tong tong diu diao kuai le cai zui zhong yao |
| [01:12.01] | hui bai: bu ai le ma? 3? |
| [01:13.32] | fei le huan ying ni wo men you ai you huan xiao |
| [01:18.11] | zhen xing qing de hu nao you nan guan yi qi gong ke diao |
| [01:24.43] | |
| [01:26.95] | shan zi: xin ren, you xin ren! |
| [01:29.13] | chuang hao 38: da jia hao wo shi xin ren 38 |
| [01:31.89] | jun zi: huang yin! |
| [01:33.80] | luo luo: xin lai de, ni duo da? |
| [01:37.46] | fei fei: shi luo li bu? |
| [01:39.00] | chuang hao 23: ei ei 38 hao, ni de yao yao, yao |
| [01:42.34] | |
| [01:42.75] | wo shuo bing ren ni bie tao |
| [01:44.58] | dao dian gan jin de chi yao |
| [01:47.12] | zan yuan kou bei ke shi shi fen de hao |
| [01:49.28] | mu mu: fu you ke zhen xing! |
| [01:51.21] | |
| [01:51.64] | ni kan pai dui gua zhe hao |
| [01:53.49] | che shui ma long yi chang tiao |
| [01:54.67] | er bai: xiong di, gua hao ne? |
| [01:55.28] | san bai: shi a. |
| [01:56.06] | si bai: wo ye shi |
| [01:57.66] | wan le ke jiu qiang bu dao chuang wei niao |
| [01:59.57] | |
| [02:00.28] | wo men you tai hou |
| [02:02.55] | zuo shi xiao lv gao |
| [02:04.83] | quan dou da li de jin jin you tiao |
| [02:08.19] | jing su: heng heng, gao ding! |
| [02:09.53] | wo men you zhu chui |
| [02:11.94] | cui ren ke zai hang |
| [02:14.17] | ge jie da hou yi sheng ren quan dao |
| [02:16.90] | nai he: kai fan le! |
| [02:17.88] | |
| [02:18.69] | ruo zhi er tong huan le duo |
| [02:21.00] | shen jing bing ren si wei guang |
| [02:22.75] | you yuan qian li xiang hui yu wo fei le |
| [02:26.90] | zi an: da jia hao! |
| [02:27.71] | zhong ren: nan shen a!! |
| [02:29.16] | xi nu ai yue qi fen xiang |
| [02:29.91] | wen ti da an ti ni xiang |
| [02:31.83] | ji de ni bu shi ni er shi" wo men" |
| [02:35.46] | |
| [02:36.72] | fei le huan ying ni zan men yi qi diao jie cao |
| [02:40.05] | ruo ying: ei ei? |
| [02:40.87] | fan nao tong tong diu diao kuai le cai zui zhong yao |
| [02:45.66] | fei le huan ying ni wo men you ai you huan xiao |
| [02:49.40] | zhen xing qing de hu nao you nan guan yi qi gong ke diao |
| [02:53.09] | |
| [02:56.59] | fei le huan ying ni zan men yi qi diao jie cao |
| [03:01.08] | fan nao tong tong diu diao kuai le cai zui zhong yao |
| [03:05.64] | fei le huan ying ni wo men you ai you huan xiao |
| [03:10.19] | zhen xing qing de hu nao you nan guan yi qi gong ke diao |
| [03:17.47] |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : zhèng chōng |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : fēi lè yuán chuàng yīn yuè gōng zuò shì |
| [00:07.71] | quán tǐ yuán gōng: fēi lè tài yī yuàn zhěn liáo zhōng xīn, xiàn zài kāi zhāng! |
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| [00:10.10] | wǒ shuō bìng rén nǐ bié pǎo |
| [00:12.41] | qiān wàn bié fàng qì zhì liáo |
| [00:14.83] | zán men zhēn tǒng dōu yǐ jīng zhǔn bèi hǎo |
| [00:18.04] | jiǔ chéng: qīn, bù lái yī zhēn me? |
| [00:19.20] | |
| [00:19.53] | wǒ shuō bìng rén nǐ bié nào |
| [00:21.74] | kuài huí chuáng shàng tǎng tǎng hǎo |
| [00:23.71] | nǐ zǎ yòu shǎ xiào yí dìng fā bìng niǎo |
| [00:26.41] | chuáng hào 23: hē hē, ā |
| [00:27.49] | |
| [00:28.41] | zán men yǒu yù yī |
| [00:30.89] | xué wèn xiāng dāng gāo |
| [00:33.01] | shén mǎ tóu téng nǎo rè dōu gěi zhì hǎo |
| [00:37.05] | zán men yǒu hù shì |
| [00:39.85] | shǒu fǎ xiāng dāng miào |
| [00:42.13] | zhā wán zhēn bǎo guǎn nǐ nán wàng diào |
| [00:44.99] | jiǔ chéng: zhā, wǒ zhā! |
| [00:46.16] | |
| [00:47.08] | mù xiǎo kě: yī shēng, tuō yán zhèng zěn me zhì |
| [00:50.31] | tài yī: děng děng, wǒ ná tù zi shì yī shì! |
| [00:53.43] | |
| [00:55.10] | nài hé: tài hòu jià dào! |
| [00:56.99] | tài hòu jǐng sù: dà jiā zǎo! |
| [00:59.69] | yàn jiǔ: éi, wǒ yòu chuān yuè le me? |
| [01:02.17] | |
| [01:04.37] | fēi lè huān yíng nǐ zán men yì qǐ diào jié cāo |
| [01:08.50] | shōu huò luó lì X1 |
| [01:09.55] | fán nǎo tōng tōng diū diào kuài lè cái zuì zhòng yào |
| [01:12.01] | huī bái: bù ài le ma? 3? |
| [01:13.32] | fēi lè huān yíng nǐ wǒ men yǒu ài yǒu huān xiào |
| [01:18.11] | zhēn xìng qíng de hú nào yǒu nán guān yì qǐ gōng kè diào |
| [01:24.43] | |
| [01:26.95] | shàn zi: xīn rén, yǒu xīn rén! |
| [01:29.13] | chuáng hào 38: dà jiā hǎo wǒ shì xīn rén 38 |
| [01:31.89] | jūn zǐ: huāng yín! |
| [01:33.80] | luò luò: xīn lái de, nǐ duō dà? |
| [01:37.46] | fèi fèi: shì luó lì bù? |
| [01:39.00] | chuáng hào 23: éi éi 38 hào, nǐ de yào yào, yào |
| [01:42.34] | |
| [01:42.75] | wǒ shuō bìng rén nǐ bié táo |
| [01:44.58] | dào diǎn gǎn jǐn de chī yào |
| [01:47.12] | zán yuàn kǒu bēi kě shì shí fēn de hǎo |
| [01:49.28] | mù mù: fù yòu kē zhēn xíng! |
| [01:51.21] | |
| [01:51.64] | nǐ kàn pái duì guà zhe hào |
| [01:53.49] | chē shuǐ mǎ lóng yī cháng tiáo |
| [01:54.67] | èr bái: xiōng dì, guà hào ne? |
| [01:55.28] | sān bái: shì a. |
| [01:56.06] | sì bái: wǒ yě shì |
| [01:57.66] | wǎn le kě jiù qiǎng bú dào chuáng wèi niǎo |
| [01:59.57] | |
| [02:00.28] | wǒ men yǒu tài hòu |
| [02:02.55] | zuò shì xiào lǜ gāo |
| [02:04.83] | quán dōu dǎ lǐ dé jǐn jǐn yǒu tiáo |
| [02:08.19] | jǐng sù: hēng hēng, gǎo dìng! |
| [02:09.53] | wǒ men yǒu zhǔ chuī |
| [02:11.94] | cuī rén kě zài háng |
| [02:14.17] | gé jiē dà hǒu yī shēng rén quán dào |
| [02:16.90] | nài hé: kāi fàn le! |
| [02:17.88] | |
| [02:18.69] | ruò zhì ér tóng huān lè duō |
| [02:21.00] | shén jīng bìng rén sī wéi guǎng |
| [02:22.75] | yǒu yuán qiān lǐ xiāng huì yú wǒ fēi lè |
| [02:26.90] | zǐ ān: dà jiā hǎo! |
| [02:27.71] | zhòng rén: nán shén a!! |
| [02:29.16] | xǐ nù āi yuè qí fēn xiǎng |
| [02:29.91] | wèn tí dá àn tì nǐ xiǎng |
| [02:31.83] | jì de nǐ bú shì nǐ ér shì" wǒ men" |
| [02:35.46] | |
| [02:36.72] | fēi lè huān yíng nǐ zán men yì qǐ diào jié cāo |
| [02:40.05] | ruò yīng: éi éi? |
| [02:40.87] | fán nǎo tōng tōng diū diào kuài lè cái zuì zhòng yào |
| [02:45.66] | fēi lè huān yíng nǐ wǒ men yǒu ài yǒu huān xiào |
| [02:49.40] | zhēn xìng qíng de hú nào yǒu nán guān yì qǐ gōng kè diào |
| [02:53.09] | |
| [02:56.59] | fēi lè huān yíng nǐ zán men yì qǐ diào jié cāo |
| [03:01.08] | fán nǎo tōng tōng diū diào kuài lè cái zuì zhòng yào |
| [03:05.64] | fēi lè huān yíng nǐ wǒ men yǒu ài yǒu huān xiào |
| [03:10.19] | zhēn xìng qíng de hú nào yǒu nán guān yì qǐ gōng kè diào |
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