[00:00.00] | 呵 呵 这是一首悲伤的歌 |
[00:16.00] | 王小姐三十一岁了 |
[00:19.34] | 朋友们见到了她 |
[00:23.50] | 都要问一个问题: |
[00:27.21] | 你什么时候打算嫁呢? |
[00:30.96] | 可是嫁人这一个问题 |
[00:34.47] | 又不是她一个人可以决定的 |
[00:38.71] | 她问她爸爸 |
[00:40.49] | 她问她妈妈 |
[00:42.46] | 他们都说你赶紧的 |
[00:46.10] | 你看 你看 你看人家那那那那那那那那 |
[00:53.55] | 你看 你看 奶奶奶奶奶的 |
[01:02.26] | 那 做人嘛 最重要是开心嘛 |
[01:05.68] | 开心是一天 不开心也是一天 |
[01:08.77] | 为什么不开开心心的过一天呢 |
[01:11.72] | 那 感情的事情嘛 是不可以强求的 |
[01:15.22] | 搞成这样 大家都不想的 |
[01:17.87] | 饭可以乱吃 但是话不可以乱讲 |
[01:21.24] | 哦 对了 我煲了汤 要不要喝啊 |
[01:24.07] | 你不想喝啊 |
[01:25.53] | 那 我下碗面给你吃 好不好啊 |
[01:29.54] | |
[01:31.47] | 大龄文艺女青年 |
[01:34.40] | 该嫁一个什么样的人呢 |
[01:38.65] | 是不是也该找个搞艺术的 |
[01:41.98] | 这样就比较合适呢 |
[01:45.94] | 可是搞艺术的男青年 |
[01:49.45] | 有一部分只爱他的艺术 |
[01:53.27] | 还有极少部分搞艺术的男青年 |
[01:57.14] | 搞艺术是为了搞姑娘 |
[02:00.81] | 搞姑娘又不只搞她一个 |
[02:04.66] | 嫁给他干什么呢 |
[02:08.24] | 搞姑娘又不只搞她一个 |
[02:11.69] | 奶奶奶奶奶奶的 |
[02:15.25] | |
[02:30.55] | 朋友们介绍了好几个 |
[02:33.21] | 有车子房子和孩子的 |
[02:36.75] | 他们说你该找个有钱的 |
[02:39.61] | 让他赞助你搞创作 |
[02:43.15] | 可是大款都不喜欢她 |
[02:46.20] | 他们只想娶会做饭的 |
[02:49.76] | 不会做饭的女青年 |
[02:52.58] | 只能去当第三者 |
[02:56.29] | 不会做饭的文艺女青年 |
[02:59.35] | 只能被他们潜规则 |
[03:02.90] | 不会做饭的文艺女青年 |
[03:05.59] | 只能被他们潜规则 |
[03:09.00] |
[00:00.00] | a a zhe shi yi shou bei shang de ge |
[00:16.00] | wang xiao jie san shi yi sui le |
[00:19.34] | peng you men jian dao le ta |
[00:23.50] | dou yao wen yi ge wen ti: |
[00:27.21] | ni shen me shi hou da suan jia ne? |
[00:30.96] | ke shi jia ren zhe yi ge wen ti |
[00:34.47] | you bu shi ta yi ge ren ke yi jue ding de |
[00:38.71] | ta wen ta ba ba |
[00:40.49] | ta wen ta ma ma |
[00:42.46] | ta men dou shuo ni gan jin de |
[00:46.10] | ni kan ni kan ni kan ren jia na na na na na na na na |
[00:53.55] | ni kan ni kan nai nai nai nai nai de |
[01:02.26] | na zuo ren ma zui zhong yao shi kai xin ma |
[01:05.68] | kai xin shi yi tian bu kai xin ye shi yi tian |
[01:08.77] | wei shi me bu kai kai xin xin de guo yi tian ne |
[01:11.72] | na gan qing de shi qing ma shi bu ke yi qiang qiu de |
[01:15.22] | gao cheng zhe yang da jia dou bu xiang de |
[01:17.87] | fan ke yi luan chi dan shi hua bu ke yi luan jiang |
[01:21.24] | o dui le wo bao le tang yao bu yao he a |
[01:24.07] | ni bu xiang he a |
[01:25.53] | na wo xia wan mian gei ni chi hao bu hao a |
[01:29.54] | |
[01:31.47] | da ling wen yi nv qing nian |
[01:34.40] | gai jia yi ge shen me yang de ren ne |
[01:38.65] | shi bu shi ye gai zhao ge gao yi shu de |
[01:41.98] | zhe yang jiu bi jiao he shi ne |
[01:45.94] | ke shi gao yi shu de nan qing nian |
[01:49.45] | you yi bu fen zhi ai ta de yi shu |
[01:53.27] | hai you ji shao bu fen gao yi shu de nan qing nian |
[01:57.14] | gao yi shu shi wei le gao gu niang |
[02:00.81] | gao gu niang you bu zhi gao ta yi ge |
[02:04.66] | jia gei ta gan shen me ne |
[02:08.24] | gao gu niang you bu zhi gao ta yi ge |
[02:11.69] | nai nai nai nai nai nai de |
[02:15.25] | |
[02:30.55] | peng you men jie shao le hao ji ge |
[02:33.21] | you che zi fang zi he hai zi de |
[02:36.75] | ta men shuo ni gai zhao ge you qian de |
[02:39.61] | rang ta zan zhu ni gao chuang zuo |
[02:43.15] | ke shi da kuan dou bu xi huan ta |
[02:46.20] | ta men zhi xiang qu hui zuo fan de |
[02:49.76] | bu hui zuo fan de nv qing nian |
[02:52.58] | zhi neng qu dang di san zhe |
[02:56.29] | bu hui zuo fan de wen yi nv qing nian |
[02:59.35] | zhi neng bei ta men qian gui ze |
[03:02.90] | bu hui zuo fan de wen yi nv qing nian |
[03:05.59] | zhi neng bei ta men qian gui ze |
[03:09.00] |
[00:00.00] | ā ā zhè shì yī shǒu bēi shāng de gē |
[00:16.00] | wáng xiǎo jiě sān shí yī suì le |
[00:19.34] | péng yǒu men jiàn dào le tā |
[00:23.50] | dōu yào wèn yí gè wèn tí: |
[00:27.21] | nǐ shén me shí hòu dǎ suàn jià ne? |
[00:30.96] | kě shì jià rén zhè yí gè wèn tí |
[00:34.47] | yòu bú shì tā yí ge rén kě yǐ jué dìng de |
[00:38.71] | tā wèn tā bà bà |
[00:40.49] | tā wèn tā mā mā |
[00:42.46] | tā men dōu shuō nǐ gǎn jǐn de |
[00:46.10] | nǐ kàn nǐ kàn nǐ kàn rén jiā nà nà nà nà nà nà nà nà |
[00:53.55] | nǐ kàn nǐ kàn nǎi nǎi nǎi nǎi nǎi de |
[01:02.26] | nà zuò rén ma zuì zhòng yào shì kāi xīn ma |
[01:05.68] | kāi xīn shì yì tiān bù kāi xīn yě shì yì tiān |
[01:08.77] | wèi shí me bù kāi kāi xīn xīn de guò yì tiān ne |
[01:11.72] | nà gǎn qíng de shì qíng ma shì bù kě yǐ qiǎng qiú de |
[01:15.22] | gǎo chéng zhè yàng dà jiā dōu bù xiǎng de |
[01:17.87] | fàn kě yǐ luàn chī dàn shì huà bù kě yǐ luàn jiǎng |
[01:21.24] | ó duì le wǒ bāo le tāng yào bú yào hē a |
[01:24.07] | nǐ bù xiǎng hē a |
[01:25.53] | nà wǒ xià wǎn miàn gěi nǐ chī hǎo bù hǎo a |
[01:29.54] | |
[01:31.47] | dà líng wén yì nǚ qīng nián |
[01:34.40] | gāi jià yí gè shén me yàng de rén ne |
[01:38.65] | shì bú shì yě gāi zhǎo gè gǎo yì shù de |
[01:41.98] | zhè yàng jiù bǐ jiào hé shì ne |
[01:45.94] | kě shì gǎo yì shù de nán qīng nián |
[01:49.45] | yǒu yī bù fen zhǐ ài tā de yì shù |
[01:53.27] | hái yǒu jí shǎo bù fèn gǎo yì shù de nán qīng nián |
[01:57.14] | gǎo yì shù shì wèi le gǎo gū niáng |
[02:00.81] | gǎo gū niáng yòu bù zhǐ gǎo tā yí gè |
[02:04.66] | jià gěi tā gàn shén me ne |
[02:08.24] | gǎo gū niáng yòu bù zhǐ gǎo tā yí gè |
[02:11.69] | nǎi nǎi nǎi nǎi nǎi nǎi de |
[02:15.25] | |
[02:30.55] | péng yǒu men jiè shào le hǎo jǐ gè |
[02:33.21] | yǒu chē zǐ fáng zi hé hái zi de |
[02:36.75] | tā men shuō nǐ gāi zhǎo gè yǒu qián de |
[02:39.61] | ràng tā zàn zhù nǐ gǎo chuàng zuò |
[02:43.15] | kě shì dà kuǎn dōu bù xǐ huān tā |
[02:46.20] | tā men zhǐ xiǎng qǔ huì zuò fàn de |
[02:49.76] | bú huì zuò fàn de nǚ qīng nián |
[02:52.58] | zhǐ néng qù dāng dì sān zhě |
[02:56.29] | bú huì zuò fàn de wén yì nǚ qīng nián |
[02:59.35] | zhǐ néng bèi tā men qián guī zé |
[03:02.90] | bú huì zuò fàn de wén yì nǚ qīng nián |
[03:05.59] | zhǐ néng bèi tā men qián guī zé |
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