| 师大最近没有什么新闻 | |
| 邱季端南挂满海报和大喷 | |
| 各种专家老师听起来好牛逼 | |
| 其实没有几个我能认识 | |
| 教九的大叔又发失物招领 | |
| 食堂阿姨戴着口罩 面无表情 | |
| 学活老大爷今天心情好 | |
| 好像你们就是亲爷爷和亲孙子 | |
| 但若他今晚失眠明天心情糟 | |
| 带吃的被他逮到 把你训成真孙子 | |
| 师大的猫还是一只都没少 | |
| 见人也不害怕扑上去喵喵喵 | |
| 又到季节乌鸦都飞回来了 | |
| 白白的翔翔铺满东门的大道 | |
| 京师广场大南门和东操场 | |
| 每晚都有酷炫的广场舞蹈 | |
| 爷爷奶奶推着小车遛小孩 | |
| 感觉生活平淡但很美好 | |
| 其实师大最近也有点新闻 | |
| 所有外卖窗口终于要开门 | |
| 一天三顿只有食堂有饭 | |
| 每天早餐吃面包简直快受不了 | |
| 幸好水果店的刷卡机终于修好 | |
| 至少能吃黄瓜西红柿吃到饱 | |
| 还有可爱的糖葫芦和冰糖雪球 | |
| 好了师大暂时就是这些新闻 | |
| 啦啦啦…… |
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