| [ti:我的滑板鞋·] | |
| [ar:张全蛋] | |
| [00:09.83] | 我我是我是我是苹果婊 |
| [00:12.68] | 我是张全蛋叫英文名叫Zhang Quandan |
| [00:18.08] | 叫张全蛋的的 |
| [00:19.57] | 法文名叫叫火雷火雷呆呆 |
| [00:22.52] | 迈克杰哭赖 杰哭赖赖赖赖 |
| [00:25.43] | 咳咳咳咳咳咳咳噗 |
| [00:27.21] | 呵呵哈哈哈哈哈哈叫 |
| [00:29.46] | 组装手机我都有摸过 |
| [00:32.55] | 大牌的流水线算是半个外企嘛 |
| [00:35.46] | 一样的质检员 |
| [00:37.04] | 不一样的 贱 |
| [00:38.54] | 像我们这种都肯定是 |
| [00:40.20] | 质检条毛哇 |
| [00:41.41] | 作为有情怀的国产质检员 |
| [00:43.75] | 我喜欢的人是 |
| [00:45.46] | 2号赵铁柱 |
| [00:46.90] | 他每个月连奖金总共有 3块 |
| [00:49.34] | 是因为钱才跟他在一起的 |
| [00:51.36] | 因为钱才跟他在一起的 |
| [00:54.34] | 啊 流水线的蛋蛋 |
| [00:56.64] | 我都有摸过 |
| [00:58.22] | 李小花的蛋蛋 |
| [00:59.94] | 肯定是不一样的 |
| [01:01.24] | 赵铁柱的蛋蛋 |
| [01:02.68] | Very Very |
| [01:03.31] | 多 一个 两个 蛋 |
| [01:05.71] | 三个四个 蛋 |
| [01:08.37] | 白个 千个 蛋 |
| [01:11.16] | 完好无损 |
| [01:11.98] | 那些大蛋蛋 |
| [01:13.80] | 都有8条毛毛 |
| [01:15.54] | 唱 啦啦 啦啦 啦啦 啦啦 |
| [01:21.25] | 这些蛋蛋低于8摄氏度的话 |
| [01:24.01] | 打回去重做 |
| [01:25.41] | 一锤砸下去 |
| [01:26.64] | 过硬 过硬 |
| [01:27.66] | 国产的蛋 过硬 |
| [01:30.34] | 唱 啦啦 啦啦 啦啦 啦啦 |
| [01:38.52] | 一锤 一锤 一锤 一锤 |
| [01:41.28] | 一锤砸下去 |
| [01:42.58] | 砸都砸不烂 |
| [01:43.86] | 三锤 三锤 三锤 三锤 |
| [01:47.08] | 三锤砸下去 |
| [01:48.25] | 还是砸不烂 |
| [01:49.78] | 再撸 |
| [01:50.29] | 四锤 四锤 四锤 四锤 |
| [01:52.60] | 八锤 八锤 八锤 八锤 |
| [01:55.44] | 哈 哈 哈 哈 |
| [01:58.19] | 拿肾换蛋 |
| [01:59.56] | 总共两百多块 |
| [02:01.02] | 哈 哈 哈 哈 |
| [02:04.13] | 扣扣会员 |
| [02:05.39] | 都没有蛋蛋 |
| [02:06.90] | 哈*8*2 |
| [02:13.21] | 一锤 一锤 一锤 一锤 |
| [02:15.40] | 一锤砸下去 |
| [02:16.78] | 砸都砸不烂 |
| [02:18.14] | 再来 |
| [02:18.78] | 三锤 三锤 三锤 三锤 |
| [02:21.22] | 三锤砸下去 |
| [02:22.52] | 还是砸不烂 |
| [02:24.38] | 四锤 四锤 四锤 四锤 |
| [02:27.14] | 八锤 八锤 八锤 八锤 叫 |
| [02:29.93] | 我是张全蛋 叫 |
| [02:32.21] | 我喜欢砸蛋蛋 叫 |
| [02:34.62] | 我喜欢质检这些毛毛 叫 |
| [02:38.31] | 一根 一根 一根 一根 |
| [02:39.73] | 撸掉 掉 叫 |
| [02:40.59] | 什么贪恋爱爱爱 |
| [02:42.70] | 还是拿着去售卖 |
| [02:43.89] | 嗬嗬嗬嗬嗬 卟 卟 屁 |
| [02:48.13] | 买了个表买了个表 |
| [02:50.31] |
| ti: wo de hua ban xie | |
| ar: zhang quan dan | |
| [00:09.83] | wo wo shi wo shi wo shi ping guo biao |
| [00:12.68] | wo shi zhang quan dan jiao ying wen ming jiao Zhang Quandan |
| [00:18.08] | jiao zhang quan dan de de |
| [00:19.57] | fa wen ming jiao jiao huo lei huo lei dai dai |
| [00:22.52] | mai ke jie ku lai jie ku lai lai lai lai |
| [00:25.43] | hai hai hai hai hai hai hai pu |
| [00:27.21] | he he ha ha ha ha ha ha jiao |
| [00:29.46] | zu zhuang shou ji wo dou you mo guo |
| [00:32.55] | da pai de liu shui xian suan shi ban ge wai qi ma |
| [00:35.46] | yi yang de zhi jian yuan |
| [00:37.04] | bu yi yang de jian |
| [00:38.54] | xiang wo men zhe zhong dou ken ding shi |
| [00:40.20] | zhi jian tiao mao wa |
| [00:41.41] | zuo wei you qing huai de guo chan zhi jian yuan |
| [00:43.75] | wo xi huan de ren shi |
| [00:45.46] | 2 hao zhao tie zhu |
| [00:46.90] | ta mei ge yue lian jiang jin zong gong you 3 kuai |
| [00:49.34] | shi yin wei qian cai gen ta zai yi qi de |
| [00:51.36] | yin wei qian cai gen ta zai yi qi de |
| [00:54.34] | a liu shui xian de dan dan |
| [00:56.64] | wo dou you mo guo |
| [00:58.22] | li xiao hua de dan dan |
| [00:59.94] | ken ding shi bu yi yang de |
| [01:01.24] | zhao tie zhu de dan dan |
| [01:02.68] | Very Very |
| [01:03.31] | duo yi ge liang ge dan |
| [01:05.71] | san ge si ge dan |
| [01:08.37] | bai ge qian ge dan |
| [01:11.16] | wan hao wu sun |
| [01:11.98] | nei xie da dan dan |
| [01:13.80] | dou you 8 tiao mao mao |
| [01:15.54] | chang la la la la la la la la |
| [01:21.25] | zhei xie dan dan di yu 8 she shi du de hua |
| [01:24.01] | da hui qu zhong zuo |
| [01:25.41] | yi chui za xia qu |
| [01:26.64] | guo ying guo ying |
| [01:27.66] | guo chan de dan guo ying |
| [01:30.34] | chang la la la la la la la la |
| [01:38.52] | yi chui yi chui yi chui yi chui |
| [01:41.28] | yi chui za xia qu |
| [01:42.58] | za dou za bu lan |
| [01:43.86] | san chui san chui san chui san chui |
| [01:47.08] | san chui za xia qu |
| [01:48.25] | hai shi za bu lan |
| [01:49.78] | zai lu |
| [01:50.29] | si chui si chui si chui si chui |
| [01:52.60] | ba chui ba chui ba chui ba chui |
| [01:55.44] | ha ha ha ha |
| [01:58.19] | na shen huan dan |
| [01:59.56] | zong gong liang bai duo kuai |
| [02:01.02] | ha ha ha ha |
| [02:04.13] | kou kou hui yuan |
| [02:05.39] | dou mei you dan dan |
| [02:06.90] | ha 8 2 |
| [02:13.21] | yi chui yi chui yi chui yi chui |
| [02:15.40] | yi chui za xia qu |
| [02:16.78] | za dou za bu lan |
| [02:18.14] | zai lai |
| [02:18.78] | san chui san chui san chui san chui |
| [02:21.22] | san chui za xia qu |
| [02:22.52] | hai shi za bu lan |
| [02:24.38] | si chui si chui si chui si chui |
| [02:27.14] | ba chui ba chui ba chui ba chui jiao |
| [02:29.93] | wo shi zhang quan dan jiao |
| [02:32.21] | wo xi huan za dan dan jiao |
| [02:34.62] | wo xi huan zhi jian zhei xie mao mao jiao |
| [02:38.31] | yi gen yi gen yi gen yi gen |
| [02:39.73] | lu diao diao jiao |
| [02:40.59] | shen me tan lian ai ai ai |
| [02:42.70] | hai shi na zhe qu shou mai |
| [02:43.89] | he he he he he bu bu pi |
| [02:48.13] | mai le ge biao mai le ge biao |
| [02:50.31] |
| ti: wǒ de huá bǎn xié | |
| ar: zhāng quán dàn | |
| [00:09.83] | wǒ wǒ shì wǒ shì wǒ shì píng guǒ biǎo |
| [00:12.68] | wǒ shì zhāng quán dàn jiào yīng wén míng jiào Zhang Quandan |
| [00:18.08] | jiào zhāng quán dàn de de |
| [00:19.57] | fǎ wén míng jiào jiào huǒ léi huǒ léi dāi dāi |
| [00:22.52] | mài kè jié kū lài jié kū lài lài lài lài |
| [00:25.43] | hāi hāi hāi hāi hāi hāi hāi pū |
| [00:27.21] | hē hē hā hā hā hā hā hā jiào |
| [00:29.46] | zǔ zhuāng shǒu jī wǒ dōu yǒu mō guò |
| [00:32.55] | dà pái de liú shuǐ xiàn suàn shì bàn gè wài qǐ ma |
| [00:35.46] | yí yàng de zhì jiǎn yuán |
| [00:37.04] | bù yí yàng de jiàn |
| [00:38.54] | xiàng wǒ men zhè zhǒng dōu kěn dìng shì |
| [00:40.20] | zhì jiǎn tiáo máo wa |
| [00:41.41] | zuò wéi yǒu qíng huái de guó chǎn zhì jiǎn yuán |
| [00:43.75] | wǒ xǐ huān de rén shì |
| [00:45.46] | 2 hào zhào tiě zhù |
| [00:46.90] | tā měi gè yuè lián jiǎng jīn zǒng gòng yǒu 3 kuài |
| [00:49.34] | shì yīn wèi qián cái gēn tā zài yì qǐ de |
| [00:51.36] | yīn wèi qián cái gēn tā zài yì qǐ de |
| [00:54.34] | a liú shuǐ xiàn de dàn dàn |
| [00:56.64] | wǒ dōu yǒu mō guò |
| [00:58.22] | lǐ xiǎo huā de dàn dàn |
| [00:59.94] | kěn dìng shì bù yí yàng de |
| [01:01.24] | zhào tiě zhù de dàn dàn |
| [01:02.68] | Very Very |
| [01:03.31] | duō yí gè liǎng gè dàn |
| [01:05.71] | sān ge sì gè dàn |
| [01:08.37] | bái gè qiān gè dàn |
| [01:11.16] | wán hǎo wú sǔn |
| [01:11.98] | nèi xiē dà dàn dàn |
| [01:13.80] | dōu yǒu 8 tiáo máo máo |
| [01:15.54] | chàng la la la la la la la la |
| [01:21.25] | zhèi xiē dàn dàn dī yú 8 shè shì dù de huà |
| [01:24.01] | dǎ huí qù zhòng zuò |
| [01:25.41] | yī chuí zá xià qù |
| [01:26.64] | guò yìng guò yìng |
| [01:27.66] | guó chǎn de dàn guò yìng |
| [01:30.34] | chàng la la la la la la la la |
| [01:38.52] | yī chuí yī chuí yī chuí yī chuí |
| [01:41.28] | yī chuí zá xià qù |
| [01:42.58] | zá dōu zá bù làn |
| [01:43.86] | sān chuí sān chuí sān chuí sān chuí |
| [01:47.08] | sān chuí zá xià qù |
| [01:48.25] | hái shì zá bù làn |
| [01:49.78] | zài lū |
| [01:50.29] | sì chuí sì chuí sì chuí sì chuí |
| [01:52.60] | bā chuí bā chuí bā chuí bā chuí |
| [01:55.44] | hā hā hā hā |
| [01:58.19] | ná shèn huàn dàn |
| [01:59.56] | zǒng gòng liǎng bǎi duō kuài |
| [02:01.02] | hā hā hā hā |
| [02:04.13] | kòu kòu huì yuán |
| [02:05.39] | dōu méi yǒu dàn dàn |
| [02:06.90] | hā 8 2 |
| [02:13.21] | yī chuí yī chuí yī chuí yī chuí |
| [02:15.40] | yī chuí zá xià qù |
| [02:16.78] | zá dōu zá bù làn |
| [02:18.14] | zài lái |
| [02:18.78] | sān chuí sān chuí sān chuí sān chuí |
| [02:21.22] | sān chuí zá xià qù |
| [02:22.52] | hái shì zá bù làn |
| [02:24.38] | sì chuí sì chuí sì chuí sì chuí |
| [02:27.14] | bā chuí bā chuí bā chuí bā chuí jiào |
| [02:29.93] | wǒ shì zhāng quán dàn jiào |
| [02:32.21] | wǒ xǐ huān zá dàn dàn jiào |
| [02:34.62] | wǒ xǐ huān zhì jiǎn zhèi xiē máo máo jiào |
| [02:38.31] | yī gēn yī gēn yī gēn yī gēn |
| [02:39.73] | lū diào diào jiào |
| [02:40.59] | shén me tān liàn ài ài ài |
| [02:42.70] | hái shì ná zhe qù shòu mài |
| [02:43.89] | hē hē hē hē hē bǔ bǔ pì |
| [02:48.13] | mǎi le gè biǎo mǎi le gè biǎo |
| [02:50.31] |
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