| Song | How To Slice A Whore |
| Artist | Lordi |
| Album | Scare Force One |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:22.15] | Have you ever felt like this |
| [00:24.71] | Pissed off at your bitch |
| [00:26.73] | We’ve got a way for you to scratch that itch |
| [00:31.96] | Our step by step dissection kit |
| [00:34.69] | Is sure to do the trick |
| [00:37.52] | No more of that face that makes you sick |
| [00:43.13] | So call this number |
| [00:46.03] | And order now |
| [00:48.16] | Guaranteed dirt slumber |
| [00:51.36] | We’ll show you how |
| [00:52.45] | 10, 9, 8, 7 |
| [00:55.13] | 6, 5, 4 |
| [00:57.01] | 3, 2, 1,0 |
| [01:00.19] | That’s how you slice a whore haha |
| [01:13.89] | Scoop out those eyes this way |
| [01:15.51] | For seeing other guys |
| [01:18.74] | Carve off her lips for telling all those lies |
| [01:24.03] | Scissor off her finger tips |
| [01:26.23] | For gutting hang her by this |
| [01:28.80] | Butchers hook inserted through the spine |
| [01:33.96] | oh So call this number |
| [01:37.12] | And order now |
| [01:39.09] | oh Guaranteed dirt slumber |
| [01:42.61] | We’ll show you how |
| [01:43.76] | 10, 9, 8, 7 |
| [01:46.57] | 6, 5, 4 |
| [01:48.64] | 3, 2, 1,0 |
| [01:51.71] | That’s how you slice a whore ha |
| [01:55.94] | |
| [02:15.33] | So enjoy today |
| [02:18.32] | Cause you will get caught |
| [02:20.34] | But that’s A-Ok |
| [02:23.22] | Cause now the whore is gone |
| [02:25.15] | 10, 9, 8, 7 |
| [02:27.54] | 6, 5, 4 |
| [02:29.71] | 3, 2, 1,0 |
| [02:32.56] | That’s how you slice a whore |
| [02:35.12] | 10, 9, 8, 7 |
| [02:37.84] | 6, 5, 4 |
| [02:40.17] | 3, 2, 1,0 |
| [02:43.02] | That’s how you slice a whore |
| [02:44.18] | oah.. |
| [02:45.71] |
| [00:22.15] | Have you ever felt like this |
| [00:24.71] | Pissed off at your bitch |
| [00:26.73] | We' ve got a way for you to scratch that itch |
| [00:31.96] | Our step by step dissection kit |
| [00:34.69] | Is sure to do the trick |
| [00:37.52] | No more of that face that makes you sick |
| [00:43.13] | So call this number |
| [00:46.03] | And order now |
| [00:48.16] | Guaranteed dirt slumber |
| [00:51.36] | We' ll show you how |
| [00:52.45] | 10, 9, 8, 7 |
| [00:55.13] | 6, 5, 4 |
| [00:57.01] | 3, 2, 1, 0 |
| [01:00.19] | That' s how you slice a whore haha |
| [01:13.89] | Scoop out those eyes this way |
| [01:15.51] | For seeing other guys |
| [01:18.74] | Carve off her lips for telling all those lies |
| [01:24.03] | Scissor off her finger tips |
| [01:26.23] | For gutting hang her by this |
| [01:28.80] | Butchers hook inserted through the spine |
| [01:33.96] | oh So call this number |
| [01:37.12] | And order now |
| [01:39.09] | oh Guaranteed dirt slumber |
| [01:42.61] | We' ll show you how |
| [01:43.76] | 10, 9, 8, 7 |
| [01:46.57] | 6, 5, 4 |
| [01:48.64] | 3, 2, 1, 0 |
| [01:51.71] | That' s how you slice a whore ha |
| [01:55.94] | |
| [02:15.33] | So enjoy today |
| [02:18.32] | Cause you will get caught |
| [02:20.34] | But that' s AOk |
| [02:23.22] | Cause now the whore is gone |
| [02:25.15] | 10, 9, 8, 7 |
| [02:27.54] | 6, 5, 4 |
| [02:29.71] | 3, 2, 1, 0 |
| [02:32.56] | That' s how you slice a whore |
| [02:35.12] | 10, 9, 8, 7 |
| [02:37.84] | 6, 5, 4 |
| [02:40.17] | 3, 2, 1, 0 |
| [02:43.02] | That' s how you slice a whore |
| [02:44.18] | oah.. |
| [02:45.71] |
| [00:22.15] | Have you ever felt like this |
| [00:24.71] | Pissed off at your bitch |
| [00:26.73] | We' ve got a way for you to scratch that itch |
| [00:31.96] | Our step by step dissection kit |
| [00:34.69] | Is sure to do the trick |
| [00:37.52] | No more of that face that makes you sick |
| [00:43.13] | So call this number |
| [00:46.03] | And order now |
| [00:48.16] | Guaranteed dirt slumber |
| [00:51.36] | We' ll show you how |
| [00:52.45] | 10, 9, 8, 7 |
| [00:55.13] | 6, 5, 4 |
| [00:57.01] | 3, 2, 1, 0 |
| [01:00.19] | That' s how you slice a whore haha |
| [01:13.89] | Scoop out those eyes this way |
| [01:15.51] | For seeing other guys |
| [01:18.74] | Carve off her lips for telling all those lies |
| [01:24.03] | Scissor off her finger tips |
| [01:26.23] | For gutting hang her by this |
| [01:28.80] | Butchers hook inserted through the spine |
| [01:33.96] | oh So call this number |
| [01:37.12] | And order now |
| [01:39.09] | oh Guaranteed dirt slumber |
| [01:42.61] | We' ll show you how |
| [01:43.76] | 10, 9, 8, 7 |
| [01:46.57] | 6, 5, 4 |
| [01:48.64] | 3, 2, 1, 0 |
| [01:51.71] | That' s how you slice a whore ha |
| [01:55.94] | |
| [02:15.33] | So enjoy today |
| [02:18.32] | Cause you will get caught |
| [02:20.34] | But that' s AOk |
| [02:23.22] | Cause now the whore is gone |
| [02:25.15] | 10, 9, 8, 7 |
| [02:27.54] | 6, 5, 4 |
| [02:29.71] | 3, 2, 1, 0 |
| [02:32.56] | That' s how you slice a whore |
| [02:35.12] | 10, 9, 8, 7 |
| [02:37.84] | 6, 5, 4 |
| [02:40.17] | 3, 2, 1, 0 |
| [02:43.02] | That' s how you slice a whore |
| [02:44.18] | oah.. |
| [02:45.71] |