| [00:01.50] | 【西皮散板】 |
| [00:03.00] | 中了中了真中了 |
| [00:06.00] | 身穿一件大红袍 |
| [00:10.34] | 摆一摆来摇一摇 |
| [00:15.20] | 上了金鳌玉栋桥 |
| [00:31.44] | 【西皮垛板】 |
| [00:34.29] | 我不是有官无职的候补道 |
| [00:39.50] | 我不是七品之官闲部曹 |
| [00:49.53] | 我本是圣上钦定的大主考 |
| [00:53.85] | 奉旨衡文我走一遭 |
| [01:02.81] | 我这个主考最公道 |
| [01:05.67] | 定下章程有一条 |
| [01:14.41] | 不过五十我一概都不要 |
| [01:22.47] | 本道不取嘴上无毛 |
| [01:47.00] | （白）你骂我 |
| [01:52.05] | 你笑我穷 |
| [01:57.80] | 我要考你呀 |
| [02:02.40] | 我要考你呀！ |
| [02:07.43] | 【西皮快二六】 |
| [02:09.52] | 我定下文体叫八十股 |
| [02:13.35] | 句句对仗平仄要调 |
| [02:18.67] | 考得你昼夜把心血耗 |
| [02:24.38] | 考得你大好青春等闲抛 |
| [02:31.47] | 考得你不分苗和草 |
| [02:35.39] | 考得你手不能提来肩不能挑 |
| [02:42.07] | 考得你头发白牙齿全掉 |
| [02:47.10] | 考得你弓背又驼腰 |
| [02:51.96] | 年年考，月月考 |
| [02:54.10] | 活活考死你这命一条！ |
| [00:01.50] | xi pi san ban |
| [00:03.00] | zhong le zhong le zhen zhong le |
| [00:06.00] | shen chuan yi jian da hong pao |
| [00:10.34] | bai yi bai lai yao yi yao |
| [00:15.20] | shang le jin ao yu dong qiao |
| [00:31.44] | xi pi duo ban |
| [00:34.29] | wo bu shi you guan wu zhi de hou bu dao |
| [00:39.50] | wo bu shi qi pin zhi guan xian bu cao |
| [00:49.53] | wo ben shi sheng shang qin ding de da zhu kao |
| [00:53.85] | feng zhi heng wen wo zou yi zao |
| [01:02.81] | wo zhe ge zhu kao zui gong dao |
| [01:05.67] | ding xia zhang cheng you yi tiao |
| [01:14.41] | bu guo wu shi wo yi gai dou bu yao |
| [01:22.47] | ben dao bu qu zui shang wu mao |
| [01:47.00] | bai ni ma wo |
| [01:52.05] | ni xiao wo qiong |
| [01:57.80] | wo yao kao ni ya |
| [02:02.40] | wo yao kao ni ya! |
| [02:07.43] | xi pi kuai er liu |
| [02:09.52] | wo ding xia wen ti jiao ba shi gu |
| [02:13.35] | ju ju dui zhang ping ze yao diao |
| [02:18.67] | kao de ni zhou ye ba xin xue hao |
| [02:24.38] | kao de ni da hao qing chun deng xian pao |
| [02:31.47] | kao de ni bu fen miao he cao |
| [02:35.39] | kao de ni shou bu neng ti lai jian bu neng tiao |
| [02:42.07] | kao de ni tou fa bai ya chi quan diao |
| [02:47.10] | kao de ni gong bei you tuo yao |
| [02:51.96] | nian nian kao, yue yue kao |
| [02:54.10] | huo huo kao si ni zhe ming yi tiao! |
| [00:01.50] | xī pí sǎn bǎn |
| [00:03.00] | zhōng le zhōng le zhēn zhōng le |
| [00:06.00] | shēn chuān yī jiàn dà hóng páo |
| [00:10.34] | bǎi yī bǎi lái yáo yī yáo |
| [00:15.20] | shàng le jīn áo yù dòng qiáo |
| [00:31.44] | xī pí duǒ bǎn |
| [00:34.29] | wǒ bú shì yǒu guān wú zhí de hòu bǔ dào |
| [00:39.50] | wǒ bú shì qī pǐn zhī guān xián bù cáo |
| [00:49.53] | wǒ běn shì shèng shàng qīn dìng de dà zhǔ kǎo |
| [00:53.85] | fèng zhǐ héng wén wǒ zǒu yī zāo |
| [01:02.81] | wǒ zhè gè zhǔ kǎo zuì gōng dào |
| [01:05.67] | dìng xià zhāng chéng yǒu yī tiáo |
| [01:14.41] | bù guò wǔ shí wǒ yī gài dōu bú yào |
| [01:22.47] | běn dào bù qǔ zuǐ shàng wú máo |
| [01:47.00] | bái nǐ mà wǒ |
| [01:52.05] | nǐ xiào wǒ qióng |
| [01:57.80] | wǒ yào kǎo nǐ ya |
| [02:02.40] | wǒ yào kǎo nǐ ya! |
| [02:07.43] | xī pí kuài èr liù |
| [02:09.52] | wǒ dìng xià wén tǐ jiào bā shí gǔ |
| [02:13.35] | jù jù duì zhàng píng zè yào diào |
| [02:18.67] | kǎo dé nǐ zhòu yè bǎ xīn xuè hào |
| [02:24.38] | kǎo dé nǐ dà hǎo qīng chūn děng xián pāo |
| [02:31.47] | kǎo dé nǐ bù fēn miáo hé cǎo |
| [02:35.39] | kǎo dé nǐ shǒu bù néng tí lái jiān bù néng tiāo |
| [02:42.07] | kǎo dé nǐ tóu fà bái yá chǐ quán diào |
| [02:47.10] | kǎo dé nǐ gōng bèi yòu tuó yāo |
| [02:51.96] | nián nián kǎo, yuè yuè kǎo |
| [02:54.10] | huó huó kǎo sǐ nǐ zhè mìng yī tiáo! |
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