| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 梁文福 |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : 梁文福 |
| [00:10.290] | 如果秦始皇烧书都烧完 |
| [00:13.680] | 我不必读到三点半 |
| [00:17.800] | 如果周公真的忙着治天下 |
| [00:21.550] | 何必不断催我入梦乡 |
| [00:25.420] | 三闾大夫不投汨罗江 |
| [00:28.740] | 卖粽子老王生活怎么办 |
| [00:32.670] | 如果楚霸王当年不到乌江 |
| [00:36.100] | 隔壁班刘邦不会这么嚣张 |
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| [00:42.320] | 西施不浣纱 昭君不和番 |
| [00:45.640] | 现代的古典美人做何打算 |
| [00:49.760] | 如果刘备哭不出诸葛亮 |
| [00:53.140] | 会不会闹出一阵剧本荒 |
| [00:57.250] | 只看过薛丁山 偏要考安禄山 |
| [01:00.690] | 知道冯宝宝她演过杨玉环 |
| [01:04.940] | 若非十二金牌将岳飞来调返 |
| [01:08.320] | 今天还吃不吃到油条香 |
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| [01:14.880] | 我吃过月饼当然知道朱元璋 |
| [01:17.760] | 吃榴莲知道郑和下西洋 |
| [01:22.120] | 胡金铨的戏里听过东西厂 |
| [01:25.500] | 看金庸小说知道袁崇焕 |
| [01:29.170] | 只叹林则徐烧鸦片烧不完 |
| [01:32.730] | 西太后偏偏相信义和团 |
| [01:37.110] | 珍妃不该嫁给那个光绪皇 |
| [01:40.600] | 几千年等到一个孙中山 |
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| [01:46.600] | 万里长城长 没有历史长 |
| [01:49.910] | 考试题目比那丝路还弯 |
| [01:54.170] | 五胡乱华乱 我的脑筋更乱 |
| [01:57.600] | 心情比那个八国联军慌 |
| [02:01.980] | 多少年的改变已经很习惯 |
| [02:04.980] | 多少次革命总是革不完 |
| [02:09.290] | 谢天谢地近代史老师讲不完 |
| [02:12.710] | 下一代历史考试不敢想像 |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : liang wen fu |
| [00:01.00] | zuo ci : liang wen fu |
| [00:10.290] | ru guo qin shi huang shao shu dou shao wan |
| [00:13.680] | wo bu bi du dao san dian ban |
| [00:17.800] | ru guo zhou gong zhen de mang zhe zhi tian xia |
| [00:21.550] | he bi bu duan cui wo ru meng xiang |
| [00:25.420] | san lv dai fu bu tou mi luo jiang |
| [00:28.740] | mai zong zi lao wang sheng huo zen me ban |
| [00:32.670] | ru guo chu ba wang dang nian bu dao wu jiang |
| [00:36.100] | ge bi ban liu bang bu hui zhe me xiao zhang |
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| [00:42.320] | xi shi bu huan sha zhao jun bu he fan |
| [00:45.640] | xian dai de gu dian mei ren zuo he da suan |
| [00:49.760] | ru guo liu bei ku bu chu zhu ge liang |
| [00:53.140] | hui bu hui nao chu yi zhen ju ben huang |
| [00:57.250] | zhi kan guo xue ding shan pian yao kao an lu shan |
| [01:00.690] | zhi dao feng bao bao ta yan guo yang yu huan |
| [01:04.940] | ruo fei shi er jin pai jiang yue fei lai diao fan |
| [01:08.320] | jin tian hai chi bu chi dao you tiao xiang |
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| [01:14.880] | wo chi guo yue bing dang ran zhi dao zhu yuan zhang |
| [01:17.760] | chi liu lian zhi dao zheng he xia xi yang |
| [01:22.120] | hu jin quan de xi li ting guo dong xi chang |
| [01:25.500] | kan jin yong xiao shuo zhi dao yuan chong huan |
| [01:29.170] | zhi tan lin ze xu shao ya pian shao bu wan |
| [01:32.730] | xi tai hou pian pian xiang xin yi he tuan |
| [01:37.110] | zhen fei bu gai jia gei na ge guang xu huang |
| [01:40.600] | ji qian nian deng dao yi ge sun zhong shan |
| [01:44.660] | |
| [01:46.600] | wan li chang cheng zhang mei you li shi zhang |
| [01:49.910] | kao shi ti mu bi na si lu hai wan |
| [01:54.170] | wu hu luan hua luan wo de nao jin geng luan |
| [01:57.600] | xin qing bi na ge ba guo lian jun huang |
| [02:01.980] | duo shao nian de gai bian yi jing hen xi guan |
| [02:04.980] | duo shao ci ge ming zong shi ge bu wan |
| [02:09.290] | xie tian xie di jin dai shi lao shi jiang bu wan |
| [02:12.710] | xia yi dai li shi kao shi bu gan xiang xiang |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : liáng wén fú |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : liáng wén fú |
| [00:10.290] | rú guǒ qín shǐ huáng shāo shū dōu shāo wán |
| [00:13.680] | wǒ bù bì dú dào sān diǎn bàn |
| [00:17.800] | rú guǒ zhōu gōng zhēn de máng zhe zhì tiān xià |
| [00:21.550] | hé bì bù duàn cuī wǒ rù mèng xiāng |
| [00:25.420] | sān lǘ dài fū bù tóu mì luó jiāng |
| [00:28.740] | mài zòng zi lǎo wáng shēng huó zěn me bàn |
| [00:32.670] | rú guǒ chǔ bà wáng dāng nián bú dào wū jiāng |
| [00:36.100] | gé bì bān liú bāng bú huì zhè me xiāo zhāng |
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| [00:42.320] | xī shī bù huàn shā zhāo jūn bù hé fān |
| [00:45.640] | xiàn dài de gǔ diǎn měi rén zuò hé dǎ suàn |
| [00:49.760] | rú guǒ liú bèi kū bù chū zhū gě liàng |
| [00:53.140] | huì bú huì nào chū yī zhèn jù běn huāng |
| [00:57.250] | zhǐ kàn guò xuē dīng shān piān yào kǎo ān lù shān |
| [01:00.690] | zhī dào féng bǎo bǎo tā yǎn guò yáng yù huán |
| [01:04.940] | ruò fēi shí èr jīn pái jiāng yuè fēi lái diào fǎn |
| [01:08.320] | jīn tiān hái chī bù chī dào yóu tiáo xiāng |
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| [01:14.880] | wǒ chī guò yuè bǐng dāng rán zhī dào zhū yuán zhāng |
| [01:17.760] | chī liú lián zhī dào zhèng hé xià xī yáng |
| [01:22.120] | hú jīn quán de xì lǐ tīng guò dōng xī chǎng |
| [01:25.500] | kàn jīn yōng xiǎo shuō zhī dào yuán chóng huàn |
| [01:29.170] | zhǐ tàn lín zé xú shāo yā piàn shāo bù wán |
| [01:32.730] | xī tài hòu piān piān xiāng xìn yì hé tuán |
| [01:37.110] | zhēn fēi bù gāi jià gěi nà gè guāng xù huáng |
| [01:40.600] | jǐ qiān nián děng dào yí gè sūn zhōng shān |
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| [01:46.600] | wàn lǐ cháng chéng zhǎng méi yǒu lì shǐ zhǎng |
| [01:49.910] | kǎo shì tí mù bǐ nà sī lù hái wān |
| [01:54.170] | wǔ hú luàn huá luàn wǒ de nǎo jīn gèng luàn |
| [01:57.600] | xīn qíng bǐ nà gè bā guó lián jūn huāng |
| [02:01.980] | duō shào nián de gǎi biàn yǐ jīng hěn xí guàn |
| [02:04.980] | duō shǎo cì gé mìng zǒng shì gé bù wán |
| [02:09.290] | xiè tiān xiè dì jìn dài shǐ lǎo shī jiǎng bù wán |
| [02:12.710] | xià yī dài lì shǐ kǎo shì bù gǎn xiǎng xiàng |
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