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I gotta get myself a latte |
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And add some soymilk up in that shit |
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Sprinkle little cinnamomum on top |
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Yeah |
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I wake up in the morning |
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feelin' kinda bloated |
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there's a pressure in my belly |
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Hell, let's not sugar coat it |
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I'm all backed up |
| [00:25.22] |
And I need to take a poo |
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But there's no release in sight |
| [00:28.20] |
I don't know what to do. |
| [00:29.86] |
So I eat lotsa veggies |
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And fiber cereal |
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But nothin' will dispose |
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of all my raw material |
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So I make myself a cup, |
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sixteen ounces of joe, |
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and just like magic, |
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it starts the flow |
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Gotta poo, I gotta really gotta poo, |
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a cup of joe always helps it all pass through, |
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My poo, my poo, my poo |
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Aint the only one |
| [00:55.11] |
Who know coffee makes you poo |
| [00:56.62] |
Listen to the experts |
| [00:58.00] |
Cuz what they say is true |
| [00:59.59] |
According to wiki |
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When you drink in moderation |
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Due to paristalsis, |
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Coffee prevents constipation |
| [01:05.40] |
Britney Spears and Rachel Zoe, |
| [01:06.81] |
Mary Kate and Lindsay Lo |
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Wanna know how they stay thin |
| [01:09.74] |
Coffee pushes out what's in |
| [01:11.50] |
I'll never understand |
| [01:12.71] |
why people choose to quit |
| [01:14.38] |
when coffee tastes so good |
| [01:15.69] |
and it helps you take a sh*t |
| [01:17.96] |
Gotta poo, I gotta really gotta poo, |
| [01:20.95] |
a cup of joe always helps it all pass through, |
| [01:24.79] |
My poo, my poo, it's true |
| [01:29.84] |
Now at 8am |
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if I'm feeling kinda bloaded |
| [01:33.84] |
I make my coffee fully loaded |
| [01:36.56] |
By 9 am I'm ready to explode(d)....... |
| [01:42.05] |
Gotta poo, I gotta really gotta poo (gotta poo) |
| [01:45.16] |
a cup of joe always helps it all pass through, |
| [01:48.84] |
My poo, my poo, my poo |
| [01:53.93] |
Gotta poo, I gotta really poo, |
| [01:56.81] |
a cup of joe always helps it all pass through, |
| [02:00.51] |
My poo, my poo, my poo (my poo) |
| [02:09.50] |
It's kind hurts trying to push through |
| [02:12.66] |
Yeah |
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My poo |
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Gotta help my poo pass through |
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Gotta help it pass through |
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Oh |
