| Song | Nostril Tampon |
| Artist | Crywank |
| Album | Shameless Valentines Money Grab |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Oh man, am I bleeding from my nose again? | |
| I swear this happens every month, Mum and Dad they hooked me up. | |
| Oh man is this thing rubber, or plastic? | |
| Or maybe a dead guys! Is that why it doesn’t grow? | |
| Oh mum I know you only wanted boys. | |
| Can I feel it through my ballsack? | |
| I can feel it in my nose. | |
| There is a line from my ovaries to my sinuses | |
| and this thing on my front just disguises | |
| my mothers insecurities. | |
| Young girls makes her feel old. |
| Oh man, am I bleeding from my nose again? | |
| I swear this happens every month, Mum and Dad they hooked me up. | |
| Oh man is this thing rubber, or plastic? | |
| Or maybe a dead guys! Is that why it doesn' t grow? | |
| Oh mum I know you only wanted boys. | |
| Can I feel it through my ballsack? | |
| I can feel it in my nose. | |
| There is a line from my ovaries to my sinuses | |
| and this thing on my front just disguises | |
| my mothers insecurities. | |
| Young girls makes her feel old. |
| Oh man, am I bleeding from my nose again? | |
| I swear this happens every month, Mum and Dad they hooked me up. | |
| Oh man is this thing rubber, or plastic? | |
| Or maybe a dead guys! Is that why it doesn' t grow? | |
| Oh mum I know you only wanted boys. | |
| Can I feel it through my ballsack? | |
| I can feel it in my nose. | |
| There is a line from my ovaries to my sinuses | |
| and this thing on my front just disguises | |
| my mothers insecurities. | |
| Young girls makes her feel old. |