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Yo, billy goats like myself favor hillsides. |
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We're so good at going up them, it instills pride. |
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And it feels right, posing on a peak. |
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From up here, see into the end of next week. |
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So I speak from observation, brothers: way over yon, |
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there's an incline that I like to picture us on. |
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Got the greenest of the grasses that I ever beheld. |
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With a breeze in our direction, I could tell by the smell |
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that we've never been fed how this hilltop could feed us. |
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My bigger brothers, I dream of all three of us |
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wandering yonder and filling our bellies up. |
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But! Without us becoming deli cuts |
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in the process. This is the rub. |
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Got a stream in between going glubbidy-glub. |
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The only bridge over, infested by troll. |
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Hunger in my belly's got me ready, set, go! |
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Look at me, I could be much chubbier. |
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If I could eat, you would see much chubbier me, |
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and then I would be much chubbier. |
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Look at me, I could be much chubbier. |
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I'm so scrawny! Much chubbier, |
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the goat behind me is chubbier. |
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He's much chubbier. |
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Big buck big brother, you're the tallest of all of us. |
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You could skip the situation like a troll apologist, |
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non-confrontational, bypass the bridge, |
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ford the river, meet your brothers on the ridge. What a cinch! |
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But the kid and the buckling get et in that scenario, |
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two orders of cabrito by the scary moat. |
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And I know biggest brother isn't timid. |
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Make short work: bridge troll, one minute. |
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But check that bridge, it's thin, it's flimsy. |
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That thing's finished if you tussle, what a grim scene: |
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planks and ropes in the water, wave goodbye. |
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And that's two of us still going hungry tonight. |
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So follow my lead, I got a notion to negotiate. |
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Yo, troll, ready up your dinner plate! |
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Not for me, though. I'm much too slight. |
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Look and see! I'm the littlest, could barely fill a bite. |
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He thinks I'm a plum fool, little does he know. |
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He thinks he's so smart, I think he's a beanpole. |
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Look at his chump chop, tiny and sinewy. |
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His little hind legs, they remind me of centipedes. |
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I wait for the real meat. That one's a real geek. |
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This little brainiac's a waste of my appetite. |
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And if he's lying, well he's got to come back tonight. |
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I'll play the bad karma coming back to bite. |
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Here comes big bro, chubbier indeed, |
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succulent mutton putting my stomach in frenzy! |
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I've chewed enough wood. I'm hungry and won't wait. |
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An even chubbier brother, really? You don't say! |
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If'n it's untrue, I'm seeing you both ways. |
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If he's really chubbier, I'm feeding the whole day. |
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I'm thinking of skirt steaks. My tummy starts rumbling. |
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It feels like an earthquake... am I going berserk? Wait! |
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Waaaaaaaaughhhh... |
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Later, troll! Hey biggest brother, dry off, salad bar's open. |
