xin da wai ni sheng zhang zhi bai jing jing da bian shen

新大外逆生长之白晶晶大变身
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Song 新大外逆生长之白晶晶大变身
Artist 音频怪物
Album 《大话外传新篇》逆生长恶搞配音
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[ti:新大外逆生长之白晶晶大变身]
[ar:音频怪物]
[al:《大话外传新篇》逆生长恶搞配音]
[00:00.27] 大家好,我是知名白骨精白晶晶,
[00:02.17] 对就是那个为了长生不老连续扑街三次的那只白骨精。
[00:04.40] 为了重现老娘当年还有肉的肌肤,
[00:06.74] 必须要吃掉来自东土大唐的珍贵药材精华凝聚,
[00:09.31] 蕴涵大自然神奇的力量的珍贵食材——唐三藏,
[00:12.06] 即使被连续殴打致死三次,我也是满拼的,
[00:14.60] 就当我准备放弃之时。
[00:15.79] 万万没想到,
[00:16.41] 最终我还是完成了逆生长,枯骨逢春。
[00:19.17] 在《新大外》,我拿到大笔的钱做保养,
[00:21.41] 还当上了女二艳压群芳,
[00:23.33] 最后甚至一键交友迅速勾搭唐三藏,
[00:26.16] 所有的唐僧肉都能给你承包,
[00:28.29] 你也能像老娘一样妙手回春!
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ti: xin da wai ni sheng zhang zhi bai jing jing da bian shen
ar: yin pin guai wu
al: da hua wai zhuan xin pian ni sheng zhang e gao pei yin
[00:00.27] da jia hao, wo shi zhi ming bai gu jing bai jing jing,
[00:02.17] dui jiu shi na ge wei le chang sheng bu lao lian xu pu jie san ci de na zhi bai gu jing.
[00:04.40] wei le chong xian lao niang dang nian hai you rou de ji fu,
[00:06.74] bi xu yao chi diao lai zi dong tu da tang de zhen gui yao cai jing hua ning ju,
[00:09.31] yun han da zi ran shen qi de li liang de zhen gui shi cai tang san zang,
[00:12.06] ji shi bei lian xu ou da zhi si san ci, wo ye shi man pin de,
[00:14.60] jiu dang wo zhun bei fang qi zhi shi.
[00:15.79] wan wan mei xiang dao,
[00:16.41] zui zhong wo hai shi wan cheng le ni sheng zhang, ku gu feng chun.
[00:19.17] zai xin da wai, wo na dao da bi de qian zuo bao yang,
[00:21.41] hai dang shang le nv er yan ya qun fang,
[00:23.33] zui hou shen zhi yi jian jiao you xun su gou da tang san zang,
[00:26.16] suo you de tang seng rou dou neng gei ni cheng bao,
[00:28.29] ni ye neng xiang lao niang yi yang miao shou hui chun!
[00:30.16]
ti: xīn dà wài nì shēng zhǎng zhī bái jīng jīng dà biàn shēn
ar: yīn pín guài wù
al: dà huà wài zhuàn xīn piān nì shēng zhǎng è gǎo pèi yīn
[00:00.27] dà jiā hǎo, wǒ shì zhī míng bái gǔ jīng bái jīng jīng,
[00:02.17] duì jiù shì nà gè wèi le cháng shēng bù lǎo lián xù pū jiē sān cì de nà zhǐ bái gǔ jīng.
[00:04.40] wèi le chóng xiàn lǎo niáng dāng nián hái yǒu ròu de jī fū,
[00:06.74] bì xū yào chī diào lái zì dōng tǔ dà táng de zhēn guì yào cái jīng huá níng jù,
[00:09.31] yùn hán dà zì rán shén qí de lì liàng de zhēn guì shí cái táng sān zàng,
[00:12.06] jí shǐ bèi lián xù ōu dǎ zhì sǐ sān cì, wǒ yě shì mǎn pīn de,
[00:14.60] jiù dāng wǒ zhǔn bèi fàng qì zhī shí.
[00:15.79] wàn wàn méi xiǎng dào,
[00:16.41] zuì zhōng wǒ hái shì wán chéng le nì shēng zhǎng, kū gǔ féng chūn.
[00:19.17] zài xīn dà wài, wǒ ná dào dà bǐ de qián zuò bǎo yǎng,
[00:21.41] hái dāng shàng le nǚ èr yàn yā qún fāng,
[00:23.33] zuì hòu shèn zhì yī jiàn jiāo yǒu xùn sù gōu dā táng sān zàng,
[00:26.16] suǒ yǒu de táng sēng ròu dōu néng gěi nǐ chéng bāo,
[00:28.29] nǐ yě néng xiàng lǎo niáng yí yàng miào shǒu huí chūn!
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