新大外逆生长之舌尖上的唐僧
xin da wai ni sheng zhang zhi she jian shang de tang seng Lyrics
| Song | 新大外逆生长之舌尖上的唐僧 |
| Artist | 音频怪物 |
| Album | 《大话外传新篇》逆生长恶搞配音 |
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| [ti:音频怪物新大外逆生长之舌尖上的唐僧] | |
| [ar:音频怪物] | |
| [al:《大话外传新篇》逆生长恶搞配音] | |
| [00:03.46] | 天才微微亮，黎明的宁静就被一声响亮的号子打破， |
| [00:08.71] | “大王叫我来巡山”。 |
| [00:11.77] | 这是家住山区的张金角麾下小妖的喊山之声 |
| [00:17.30] | 来自各个仙山洞府的妖怪们已经为生计忙活起来， |
| [00:22.32] | 从大唐南到天竺，绵延十万八千里的荒山野岭热闹了起来， |
| [00:27.63] | 小妖们像往常笑闹着磨着刀迎接新一天生活的到来。 |
| [00:33.44] | 而今天对于他们来说， |
| [00:36.27] | 却又是不寻常的一天。 |
| [00:38.08] | 他们已经做好了特别的准备 |
| [00:41.59] | 迎接佛祖下放到人间的诱人馈赠——唐三藏。 |
| [00:46.64] | 一辈子面朝黄土地 |
| [00:51.78] | 已经二百七十岁高龄的观音禅院主持金池长老 |
| [00:55.94] | 已经准备好了穷尽一生积累的金银财宝 |
| [01:01.12] | 来迎接三藏法师的到来。 |
| [01:03.65] | 智慧的琵琶精知道， |
| [01:07.35] | 纵使是来自东土大唐有见识的高人 |
| [01:11.50] | 也抵不过霸气女王爱上我的诱惑， |
| [01:15.07] | 凭借对男人的直觉，她依然备好了女儿国国王引诱长老。 |
| [01:21.61] | 而曾远赴天宫打过工的黄眉老怪显然更有远见， |
| [01:28.48] | 强抢唐三藏或许是最快捷的， |
| [01:33.05] | 不走常规直接变身佛祖 |
| [01:37.46] | 请君入瓮才能真正保证肉质的鲜美。 |
| [01:42.83] | 善良淳朴的蜘蛛精们 |
| [01:44.59] | 懂得只有提供品种繁多软糯滋润的妹子选择， |
| [01:49.62] | 才更能抓住三藏法师的心。 |
| [01:53.41] | 信奉着出家人不打诳语信念的通天河大龟 |
| [01:58.70] | 忠守和三藏法师的承诺， |
| [02:02.43] | 耐心等待食材的到来， |
| [02:05.40] | 这无止尽的等待也正反应了千万留守小妖怪们 |
| [02:14.25] | 可求长生不老的无奈表达。 |
| ti: yin pin guai wu xin da wai ni sheng zhang zhi she jian shang de tang seng | |
| ar: yin pin guai wu | |
| al: da hua wai zhuan xin pian ni sheng zhang e gao pei yin | |
| [00:03.46] | tian cai wei wei liang, li ming de ning jing jiu bei yi sheng xiang liang de hao zi da po, |
| [00:08.71] | " dai wang jiao wo lai xun shan". |
| [00:11.77] | zhe shi jia zhu shan qu de zhang jin jiao hui xia xiao yao de han shan zhi sheng |
| [00:17.30] | lai zi ge ge xian shan dong fu de yao guai men yi jing wei sheng ji mang huo qi lai, |
| [00:22.32] | cong da tang nan dao tian zhu, mian yan shi wan ba qian li de huang shan ye ling re nao le qi lai, |
| [00:27.63] | xiao yao men xiang wang chang xiao nao zhe mo zhe dao ying jie xin yi tian sheng huo de dao lai. |
| [00:33.44] | er jin tian dui yu ta men lai shuo, |
| [00:36.27] | que you shi bu xun chang de yi tian. |
| [00:38.08] | ta men yi jing zuo hao le te bie de zhun bei |
| [00:41.59] | ying jie fo zu xia fang dao ren jian de you ren kui zeng tang san zang. |
| [00:46.64] | yi bei zi mian chao huang tu di |
| [00:51.78] | yi jing er bai qi shi sui gao ling de guan yin chan yuan zhu chi jin chi zhang lao |
| [00:55.94] | yi jing zhun bei hao le qiong jin yi sheng ji lei de jin yin cai bao |
| [01:01.12] | lai ying jie san zang fa shi de dao lai. |
| [01:03.65] | zhi hui de pi pa jing zhi dao, |
| [01:07.35] | zong shi shi lai zi dong tu da tang you jian shi de gao ren |
| [01:11.50] | ye di bu guo ba qi nv wang ai shang wo de you huo, |
| [01:15.07] | ping jie dui nan ren de zhi jue, ta yi ran bei hao le nv er guo guo wang yin you zhang lao. |
| [01:21.61] | er ceng yuan fu tian gong da guo gong de huang mei lao guai xian ran geng you yuan jian, |
| [01:28.48] | qiang qiang tang san zang huo xu shi zui kuai jie de, |
| [01:33.05] | bu zou chang gui zhi jie bian shen fo zu |
| [01:37.46] | qing jun ru weng cai neng zhen zheng bao zheng rou zhi di xian mei. |
| [01:42.83] | shan liang chun piao de zhi zhu jing men |
| [01:44.59] | dong de zhi you ti gong pin zhong fan duo ruan nuo zi run de mei zi xuan ze, |
| [01:49.62] | cai geng neng zhua zhu san zang fa shi de xin. |
| [01:53.41] | xin feng zhe chu jia ren bu da kuang yu xin nian de tong tian he da gui |
| [01:58.70] | zhong shou he san zang fa shi de cheng nuo, |
| [02:02.43] | nai xin deng dai shi cai de dao lai, |
| [02:05.40] | zhe wu zhi jin de deng dai ye zheng fan ying le qian wan liu shou xiao yao guai men |
| [02:14.25] | ke qiu chang sheng bu lao de wu nai biao da. |
| ti: yīn pín guài wù xīn dà wài nì shēng zhǎng zhī shé jiān shàng de táng sēng | |
| ar: yīn pín guài wù | |
| al: dà huà wài zhuàn xīn piān nì shēng zhǎng è gǎo pèi yīn | |
| [00:03.46] | tiān cái wēi wēi liàng, lí míng de níng jìng jiù bèi yī shēng xiǎng liàng de hào zǐ dǎ pò, |
| [00:08.71] | " dài wáng jiào wǒ lái xún shān". |
| [00:11.77] | zhè shì jiā zhù shān qū de zhāng jīn jiǎo huī xià xiǎo yāo de hǎn shān zhī shēng |
| [00:17.30] | lái zì gè gè xiān shān dòng fǔ de yāo guài men yǐ jīng wéi shēng jì máng huó qǐ lái, |
| [00:22.32] | cóng dà táng nán dào tiān zhú, mián yán shí wàn bā qiān lǐ de huāng shān yě lǐng rè nào le qǐ lái, |
| [00:27.63] | xiǎo yāo men xiàng wǎng cháng xiào nào zhe mó zhe dāo yíng jiē xīn yì tiān shēng huó de dào lái. |
| [00:33.44] | ér jīn tiān duì yú tā men lái shuō, |
| [00:36.27] | què yòu shì bù xún cháng de yì tiān. |
| [00:38.08] | tā men yǐ jīng zuò hǎo le tè bié de zhǔn bèi |
| [00:41.59] | yíng jiē fó zǔ xià fàng dào rén jiān de yòu rén kuì zèng táng sān zàng. |
| [00:46.64] | yī bèi zi miàn cháo huáng tǔ dì |
| [00:51.78] | yǐ jīng èr bǎi qī shí suì gāo líng de guān yīn chán yuàn zhǔ chí jīn chí zhǎng lǎo |
| [00:55.94] | yǐ jīng zhǔn bèi hǎo le qióng jìn yī shēng jī lěi de jīn yín cái bǎo |
| [01:01.12] | lái yíng jiē sān zàng fǎ shī de dào lái. |
| [01:03.65] | zhì huì de pí pá jīng zhī dào, |
| [01:07.35] | zòng shǐ shì lái zì dōng tǔ dà táng yǒu jiàn shí de gāo rén |
| [01:11.50] | yě dǐ bù guò bà qì nǚ wáng ài shàng wǒ de yòu huò, |
| [01:15.07] | píng jiè duì nán rén de zhí jué, tā yī rán bèi hǎo le nǚ ér guó guó wáng yǐn yòu zhǎng lǎo. |
| [01:21.61] | ér céng yuǎn fù tiān gōng dǎ guò gōng de huáng méi lǎo guài xiǎn rán gèng yǒu yuǎn jiàn, |
| [01:28.48] | qiáng qiǎng táng sān zàng huò xǔ shì zuì kuài jié de, |
| [01:33.05] | bù zǒu cháng guī zhí jiē biàn shēn fó zǔ |
| [01:37.46] | qǐng jūn rù wèng cái néng zhēn zhèng bǎo zhèng ròu zhì dì xiān měi. |
| [01:42.83] | shàn liáng chún piáo de zhī zhū jīng men |
| [01:44.59] | dǒng de zhǐ yǒu tí gòng pǐn zhǒng fán duō ruǎn nuò zī rùn de mèi zǐ xuǎn zé, |
| [01:49.62] | cái gèng néng zhuā zhù sān zàng fǎ shī de xīn. |
| [01:53.41] | xìn fèng zhe chū jiā rén bù dǎ kuáng yǔ xìn niàn de tōng tiān hé dà guī |
| [01:58.70] | zhōng shǒu hé sān zàng fǎ shī de chéng nuò, |
| [02:02.43] | nài xīn děng dài shí cái de dào lái, |
| [02:05.40] | zhè wú zhǐ jǐn de děng dài yě zhèng fǎn yìng le qiān wàn liú shǒu xiǎo yāo guài men |
| [02:14.25] | kě qiú cháng shēng bù lǎo de wú nài biǎo dá. |
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