Mr. Mistoffelees - 1981 / Musical "Cats" Lyrics
| Song | Mr. Mistoffelees - 1981 / Musical "Cats" |
| Artist | Andrew Lloyd Webber |
| Album | Cats (Original Broadway Cast Recording) |
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| [00:00.11] | You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees |
| [00:02.99] | The original Conjuring cat |
| [00:05.34] | The greatest magicians have something to learn |
| [00:08.02] | From Mr. Mistoffelees Conjuring Turn |
| [00:11.50] | And we all say |
| [00:13.64] | Oh! Well I never was there ever |
| [00:17.74] | A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees |
| [00:24.83] | Oh! Well I never was there ever |
| [00:28.93] | A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees |
| [00:35.50] | He is quiet and small, he is black |
| [00:38.15] | From his ears to the tip of his tail |
| [00:40.90] | He can creep through the tiniest crack |
| [00:43.54] | He can walk on the narrowest rail |
| [00:46.46] | He can pick any card from a pack |
| [00:49.20] | He is equally cunning with dice |
| [00:51.92] | He is always decieving you into believing |
| [00:54.78] | That he's only hunting for mice |
| [00:57.35] | He can play any trick with a cork |
| [01:00.05] | Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste |
| [01:02.83] | If you look for a knife or a fork |
| [01:05.37] | And you think it merely misplaced |
| [01:08.34] | You have seen it one moment and then it is gone |
| [01:11.39] | You find it next week lying out on the lawn |
| [01:14.77] | And we all say |
| [01:16.88] | Oh! Well I never was there ever |
| [01:20.98] | A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees |
| [01:28.04] | Oh! Well I never was there ever |
| [01:31.90] | A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees |
| [01:38.48] | His manner is vague and aloof |
| [01:41.20] | You would think there is nobody shyer |
| [01:44.09] | But his voice has been heard on the roof |
| [01:46.77] | When he was curled up by the fire |
| [01:49.64] | And he’s sometimes been heard by the fire |
| [01:52.28] | When he was about on the roof |
| [01:55.28] | At least we all heard that somebody purred |
| [01:58.09] | Which is incontestable proof |
| [02:00.65] | Of his singular magical powers |
| [02:03.34] | And I’ve known the family to call |
| [02:06.03] | Him in from the garden for hours |
| [02:08.99] | While he was asleep in the hall |
| [02:11.48] | And not long ago this phenominal cat |
| [02:14.63] | Produced seven kittens right out of a hat |
| [02:18.25] | And we all say |
| [02:20.21] | Oh! Well I never was there ever |
| [02:24.23] | A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees |
| [03:22.55] | Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you |
| [03:24.79] | The marvellous Magical Mr. Mistoffelees |
| [03:31.12] |
| [00:00.11] | You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees |
| [00:02.99] | The original Conjuring cat |
| [00:05.34] | The greatest magicians have something to learn |
| [00:08.02] | From Mr. Mistoffelees Conjuring Turn |
| [00:11.50] | And we all say |
| [00:13.64] | Oh! Well I never was there ever |
| [00:17.74] | A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees |
| [00:24.83] | Oh! Well I never was there ever |
| [00:28.93] | A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees |
| [00:35.50] | He is quiet and small, he is black |
| [00:38.15] | From his ears to the tip of his tail |
| [00:40.90] | He can creep through the tiniest crack |
| [00:43.54] | He can walk on the narrowest rail |
| [00:46.46] | He can pick any card from a pack |
| [00:49.20] | He is equally cunning with dice |
| [00:51.92] | He is always decieving you into believing |
| [00:54.78] | That he' s only hunting for mice |
| [00:57.35] | He can play any trick with a cork |
| [01:00.05] | Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste |
| [01:02.83] | If you look for a knife or a fork |
| [01:05.37] | And you think it merely misplaced |
| [01:08.34] | You have seen it one moment and then it is gone |
| [01:11.39] | You find it next week lying out on the lawn |
| [01:14.77] | And we all say |
| [01:16.88] | Oh! Well I never was there ever |
| [01:20.98] | A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees |
| [01:28.04] | Oh! Well I never was there ever |
| [01:31.90] | A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees |
| [01:38.48] | His manner is vague and aloof |
| [01:41.20] | You would think there is nobody shyer |
| [01:44.09] | But his voice has been heard on the roof |
| [01:46.77] | When he was curled up by the fire |
| [01:49.64] | And he' s sometimes been heard by the fire |
| [01:52.28] | When he was about on the roof |
| [01:55.28] | At least we all heard that somebody purred |
| [01:58.09] | Which is incontestable proof |
| [02:00.65] | Of his singular magical powers |
| [02:03.34] | And I' ve known the family to call |
| [02:06.03] | Him in from the garden for hours |
| [02:08.99] | While he was asleep in the hall |
| [02:11.48] | And not long ago this phenominal cat |
| [02:14.63] | Produced seven kittens right out of a hat |
| [02:18.25] | And we all say |
| [02:20.21] | Oh! Well I never was there ever |
| [02:24.23] | A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees |
| [03:22.55] | Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you |
| [03:24.79] | The marvellous Magical Mr. Mistoffelees |
| [03:31.12] |
| [00:00.11] | You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees |
| [00:02.99] | The original Conjuring cat |
| [00:05.34] | The greatest magicians have something to learn |
| [00:08.02] | From Mr. Mistoffelees Conjuring Turn |
| [00:11.50] | And we all say |
| [00:13.64] | Oh! Well I never was there ever |
| [00:17.74] | A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees |
| [00:24.83] | Oh! Well I never was there ever |
| [00:28.93] | A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees |
| [00:35.50] | He is quiet and small, he is black |
| [00:38.15] | From his ears to the tip of his tail |
| [00:40.90] | He can creep through the tiniest crack |
| [00:43.54] | He can walk on the narrowest rail |
| [00:46.46] | He can pick any card from a pack |
| [00:49.20] | He is equally cunning with dice |
| [00:51.92] | He is always decieving you into believing |
| [00:54.78] | That he' s only hunting for mice |
| [00:57.35] | He can play any trick with a cork |
| [01:00.05] | Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste |
| [01:02.83] | If you look for a knife or a fork |
| [01:05.37] | And you think it merely misplaced |
| [01:08.34] | You have seen it one moment and then it is gone |
| [01:11.39] | You find it next week lying out on the lawn |
| [01:14.77] | And we all say |
| [01:16.88] | Oh! Well I never was there ever |
| [01:20.98] | A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees |
| [01:28.04] | Oh! Well I never was there ever |
| [01:31.90] | A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees |
| [01:38.48] | His manner is vague and aloof |
| [01:41.20] | You would think there is nobody shyer |
| [01:44.09] | But his voice has been heard on the roof |
| [01:46.77] | When he was curled up by the fire |
| [01:49.64] | And he' s sometimes been heard by the fire |
| [01:52.28] | When he was about on the roof |
| [01:55.28] | At least we all heard that somebody purred |
| [01:58.09] | Which is incontestable proof |
| [02:00.65] | Of his singular magical powers |
| [02:03.34] | And I' ve known the family to call |
| [02:06.03] | Him in from the garden for hours |
| [02:08.99] | While he was asleep in the hall |
| [02:11.48] | And not long ago this phenominal cat |
| [02:14.63] | Produced seven kittens right out of a hat |
| [02:18.25] | And we all say |
| [02:20.21] | Oh! Well I never was there ever |
| [02:24.23] | A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees |
| [03:22.55] | Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you |
| [03:24.79] | The marvellous Magical Mr. Mistoffelees |
| [03:31.12] |
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