| Song | Mungojerrie And Rumpelteazer |
| Artist | Andrew Lloyd Webber |
| Album | Cats (Original Broadway Cast Recording) |
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| [00:32.32] | Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer we’re a notorious couple of cats |
| [00:37.52] | As knockabout clowns, quick change comedians |
| [00:40.55] | Tight-rope walkers and acrobats |
| [00:43.30] | We have an extensive reputation |
| [00:46.12] | Make our home in Victoria Grove |
| [00:48.75] | This is merely our center of operation |
| [00:51.52] | For we’re incurably given to rove |
| [00:58.66] | We are very well-known in Cornwall Gardens |
| [01:01.99] | In Launceston Place, and in Kensington Square |
| [01:04.47] | We have really a little more reputation |
| [01:07.35] | Than a couple of cats can very well bear |
| [01:14.90] | If the area window is found ajar |
| [01:17.70] | And the basement looks like a field of war |
| [01:20.60] | If a tile or two comes loose on the roof |
| [01:23.04] | Which presently fails to be waterproof |
| [01:25.92] | If the drawers are pulled out from bedroom chests |
| [01:28.74] | And you can’t find one of your winter vests |
| [01:31.44] | Or after supper one of the girls |
| [01:34.57] | Suddenly misses her Woolworth pearls |
| [01:37.44] | Tthe family will say, 'It's that horrible cat! |
| [01:42.74] | Was it Mungojerrie or Rumpleteazer!' |
| [01:49.78] | And most of the time they leave it at that |
| [01:53.22] | |
| [02:03.35] | Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer have a very unusual gift of gab |
| [02:08.38] | We’re highly efficient cat burgulars |
| [02:10.52] | As well and remarkably smart at a smash and grab |
| [02:13.50] | We make our home in Victoria Grove |
| [02:16.39] | We have no regular occupation |
| [02:18.89] | We’re plausible fellows who like to engage |
| [02:21.43] | A friendly policeman in conversation |
| [02:24.91] | |
| [02:29.08] | When the family assembles for Sunday dinner |
| [02:31.69] | With their minds made up that they won’t get thinner on |
| [02:34.29] | Argentine joint, potatoes and greens |
| [02:37.05] | Then the cook will appear from behind the scenes |
| [02:39.73] | And say in a voice that was broken with sorrow |
| [02:42.65] | "I'm afraid you must wait and have dinner tomorrow “ |
| [02:45.16] | The joint has gone from the oven like that!" |
| [02:47.78] | Tthe family will say, 'It's that horrible cat! |
| [02:53.23] | Was it Mungojerrie or Rumpleteazer!' |
| [03:00.24] | And most of the time they leave it at that |
| [03:03.03] | Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer have a wonderful way |
| [03:06.61] | Of working together |
| [03:07.89] | And some of the time you would say it was luck |
| [03:10.55] | And some of the time you would say it was weather |
| [03:13.28] | We go through the house like a hurricane |
| [03:15.55] | And no sober person can take his oath |
| [03:18.09] | Was it Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer? |
| [03:20.70] | Or could you have sworn that it mightn't be both? |
| [03:23.40] | When you hear a dining room smash |
| [03:25.87] | Or up from the pantry there comes a loud crash |
| [03:28.46] | Or down from the library there comes a loud ping |
| [03:31.07] | From a vase which is commonly said to be Ming |
| [03:33.85] | Then the family would say: "Now which was which cat? |
| [03:38.57] | It was Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer |
| [03:45.66] | And there's nothing at all to be done about that!" |
| [03:50.71] |
| [00:32.32] | Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer we' re a notorious couple of cats |
| [00:37.52] | As knockabout clowns, quick change comedians |
| [00:40.55] | Tightrope walkers and acrobats |
| [00:43.30] | We have an extensive reputation |
| [00:46.12] | Make our home in Victoria Grove |
| [00:48.75] | This is merely our center of operation |
| [00:51.52] | For we' re incurably given to rove |
| [00:58.66] | We are very wellknown in Cornwall Gardens |
| [01:01.99] | In Launceston Place, and in Kensington Square |
| [01:04.47] | We have really a little more reputation |
| [01:07.35] | Than a couple of cats can very well bear |
| [01:14.90] | If the area window is found ajar |
| [01:17.70] | And the basement looks like a field of war |
| [01:20.60] | If a tile or two comes loose on the roof |
| [01:23.04] | Which presently fails to be waterproof |
| [01:25.92] | If the drawers are pulled out from bedroom chests |
| [01:28.74] | And you can' t find one of your winter vests |
| [01:31.44] | Or after supper one of the girls |
| [01:34.57] | Suddenly misses her Woolworth pearls |
| [01:37.44] | Tthe family will say, ' It' s that horrible cat! |
| [01:42.74] | Was it Mungojerrie or Rumpleteazer!' |
| [01:49.78] | And most of the time they leave it at that |
| [01:53.22] | |
| [02:03.35] | Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer have a very unusual gift of gab |
| [02:08.38] | We' re highly efficient cat burgulars |
| [02:10.52] | As well and remarkably smart at a smash and grab |
| [02:13.50] | We make our home in Victoria Grove |
| [02:16.39] | We have no regular occupation |
| [02:18.89] | We' re plausible fellows who like to engage |
| [02:21.43] | A friendly policeman in conversation |
| [02:24.91] | |
| [02:29.08] | When the family assembles for Sunday dinner |
| [02:31.69] | With their minds made up that they won' t get thinner on |
| [02:34.29] | Argentine joint, potatoes and greens |
| [02:37.05] | Then the cook will appear from behind the scenes |
| [02:39.73] | And say in a voice that was broken with sorrow |
| [02:42.65] | " I' m afraid you must wait and have dinner tomorrow " |
| [02:45.16] | The joint has gone from the oven like that!" |
| [02:47.78] | Tthe family will say, ' It' s that horrible cat! |
| [02:53.23] | Was it Mungojerrie or Rumpleteazer!' |
| [03:00.24] | And most of the time they leave it at that |
| [03:03.03] | Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer have a wonderful way |
| [03:06.61] | Of working together |
| [03:07.89] | And some of the time you would say it was luck |
| [03:10.55] | And some of the time you would say it was weather |
| [03:13.28] | We go through the house like a hurricane |
| [03:15.55] | And no sober person can take his oath |
| [03:18.09] | Was it Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer? |
| [03:20.70] | Or could you have sworn that it mightn' t be both? |
| [03:23.40] | When you hear a dining room smash |
| [03:25.87] | Or up from the pantry there comes a loud crash |
| [03:28.46] | Or down from the library there comes a loud ping |
| [03:31.07] | From a vase which is commonly said to be Ming |
| [03:33.85] | Then the family would say: " Now which was which cat? |
| [03:38.57] | It was Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer |
| [03:45.66] | And there' s nothing at all to be done about that!" |
| [03:50.71] |
| [00:32.32] | Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer we' re a notorious couple of cats |
| [00:37.52] | As knockabout clowns, quick change comedians |
| [00:40.55] | Tightrope walkers and acrobats |
| [00:43.30] | We have an extensive reputation |
| [00:46.12] | Make our home in Victoria Grove |
| [00:48.75] | This is merely our center of operation |
| [00:51.52] | For we' re incurably given to rove |
| [00:58.66] | We are very wellknown in Cornwall Gardens |
| [01:01.99] | In Launceston Place, and in Kensington Square |
| [01:04.47] | We have really a little more reputation |
| [01:07.35] | Than a couple of cats can very well bear |
| [01:14.90] | If the area window is found ajar |
| [01:17.70] | And the basement looks like a field of war |
| [01:20.60] | If a tile or two comes loose on the roof |
| [01:23.04] | Which presently fails to be waterproof |
| [01:25.92] | If the drawers are pulled out from bedroom chests |
| [01:28.74] | And you can' t find one of your winter vests |
| [01:31.44] | Or after supper one of the girls |
| [01:34.57] | Suddenly misses her Woolworth pearls |
| [01:37.44] | Tthe family will say, ' It' s that horrible cat! |
| [01:42.74] | Was it Mungojerrie or Rumpleteazer!' |
| [01:49.78] | And most of the time they leave it at that |
| [01:53.22] | |
| [02:03.35] | Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer have a very unusual gift of gab |
| [02:08.38] | We' re highly efficient cat burgulars |
| [02:10.52] | As well and remarkably smart at a smash and grab |
| [02:13.50] | We make our home in Victoria Grove |
| [02:16.39] | We have no regular occupation |
| [02:18.89] | We' re plausible fellows who like to engage |
| [02:21.43] | A friendly policeman in conversation |
| [02:24.91] | |
| [02:29.08] | When the family assembles for Sunday dinner |
| [02:31.69] | With their minds made up that they won' t get thinner on |
| [02:34.29] | Argentine joint, potatoes and greens |
| [02:37.05] | Then the cook will appear from behind the scenes |
| [02:39.73] | And say in a voice that was broken with sorrow |
| [02:42.65] | " I' m afraid you must wait and have dinner tomorrow " |
| [02:45.16] | The joint has gone from the oven like that!" |
| [02:47.78] | Tthe family will say, ' It' s that horrible cat! |
| [02:53.23] | Was it Mungojerrie or Rumpleteazer!' |
| [03:00.24] | And most of the time they leave it at that |
| [03:03.03] | Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer have a wonderful way |
| [03:06.61] | Of working together |
| [03:07.89] | And some of the time you would say it was luck |
| [03:10.55] | And some of the time you would say it was weather |
| [03:13.28] | We go through the house like a hurricane |
| [03:15.55] | And no sober person can take his oath |
| [03:18.09] | Was it Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer? |
| [03:20.70] | Or could you have sworn that it mightn' t be both? |
| [03:23.40] | When you hear a dining room smash |
| [03:25.87] | Or up from the pantry there comes a loud crash |
| [03:28.46] | Or down from the library there comes a loud ping |
| [03:31.07] | From a vase which is commonly said to be Ming |
| [03:33.85] | Then the family would say: " Now which was which cat? |
| [03:38.57] | It was Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer |
| [03:45.66] | And there' s nothing at all to be done about that!" |
| [03:50.71] |