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I never seem to finish all my food |
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I always get a doggie bag from the waiter |
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So I just keep what's still unchewed |
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And I take it home, save it for later |
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But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation |
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Microbes, enzymes, mould and oxidation |
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I don't care, I've got a secret trick up my sleeve |
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I never bother with baggies, glass jars, tupperware containers |
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Plastic cling wrap, really a no-brainer |
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I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight |
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With aluminum foil |
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Never settle for less |
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That kind of wrap is just the best |
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To keep your sandwich nice and fresh |
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Stick it in your cooler |
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Eat it when you're ready |
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But maybe you'll choose |
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A refreshing herbal tea |
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Mmm, lovely! |
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Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code |
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I've figured out these shadow organizations |
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And the Illuminati know |
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That they're finally primed for world domination |
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And soon you've got black helicopters comin' cross the border |
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Puppet masters for the New World Order |
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Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you |
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And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing |
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Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning |
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Don't mind that, I'm protected cause I made this hat |
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From aluminum foil |
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Wear a hat that's foil lined |
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In case an alien's inclined |
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To probe your butt or read your mind |
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Looks a bit peculiar |
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Seems a little crazy |
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But someday I'll prove |
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There's a big conspiracy |
