Handy Lyrics
| Song | Handy |
| Artist | Weird Al Yankovic |
| Album | Mandatory Fun |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:08.110] | First things first, I'm a craftsman |
| [00:10.470] | Remodelling is my only passion |
| [00:13.480] | And I'm the greatest in the business |
| [00:14.710] | Want referrals, yo |
| [00:15.930] | My clientèle will bear you witness |
| [00:18.150] | I can help when your door jamb sticks |
| [00:19.900] | There is nothing in the world I can't fix |
| [00:22.960] | I do tiles, I do stone, I do bricks |
| [00:24.850] | Call me, I'll come rushing over |
| [00:26.210] | with my bag of tricks |
| [00:28.000] | Where you go when your disposal is rusted |
| [00:30.140] | Termite problem making you disgusted |
| [00:32.930] | When your front window is busted |
| [00:35.740] | Just one man that's always trusted |
| [00:37.740] | I'm so handy, you already know |
| [00:42.300] | I'll fix your plumbing |
| [00:45.390] | when your toilets over flows |
| [00:47.500] | I'm so handy, I'll bring you up to code |
| [00:52.300] | When your dishwasher's about to explode |
| [00:57.450] | Now you see that |
| [00:57.980] | your furnace is needing some service |
| [01:00.130] | I'm fully bonded, no need to be nervous |
| [01:02.490] | Perhaps you would like a new counter Formica |
| [01:05.070] | Maybe I'll hook up your dish washer combo dryer |
| [01:07.250] | But all your pipes are antique |
| [01:08.420] | Your water pressure's too weak |
| [01:09.660] | You got an attic full of dry rot |
| [01:11.050] | Because your roof sprung a leak |
| [01:12.190] | Your fridge is starting to reek |
| [01:13.340] | Your hardwood floors really squeak |
| [01:14.570] | But don't you worry |
| [01:15.320] | I'll just show you my amazing technique |
| [01:17.140] | Now let me glue that, |
| [01:18.100] | glue that and screw that, screw that |
| [01:19.830] | Any random chore you got, |
| [01:20.600] | well I can do that, do that |
| [01:22.140] | Or maybe I'll just rewire your house for fun |
| [01:24.820] | I got 99 problems but a switch ain't one |
| [01:27.640] | I'm so handy, everyone said so |
| [01:32.280] | I'll grout your bathroom, resurface your patio |
| [01:37.610] | I'm so handy, I'm the guy to know |
| [01:42.270] | When your leaf blower doesn't blow-oh-oh-oh |
| [01:47.590] | Patch the drywall, |
| [01:50.060] | clean your gutters and mow the lawn |
| [01:52.300] | Make that phone call, |
| [01:55.050] | I'll install anything you want |
| [01:57.290] | Yeah, check my big staple gun, |
| [01:59.940] | my socket wrenches are second to none |
| [02:02.570] | I won't quit 'til I'm done, |
| [02:05.030] | don't even care if I hammer my thumb |
| [02:13.590] | Still rocking my screwdriver |
| [02:15.430] | Got the whole world thinking I'm MacGuyver |
| [02:17.930] | Your heating bills are shocking |
| [02:20.340] | I can solve that with some duct tape |
| [02:21.800] | and some caulking |
| [02:23.750] | Your house is a disaster, huh? |
| [02:25.510] | Need a guy whose a master with the plaster, huh? |
| [02:28.580] | Let me be your stripper |
| [02:30.080] | Taking off lacquer, no one does it quicker |
| [02:32.640] | I'm so handy, you already know |
| [02:37.270] | I'll beat all price quotes, |
| [02:40.400] | my hourly rates are low |
| [02:42.560] | I'm so handy, you should call this pro |
| [02:47.270] | I'm in the phone book and se habla Espa ol |
| [02:52.360] |
| [00:08.110] | First things first, I' m a craftsman |
| [00:10.470] | Remodelling is my only passion |
| [00:13.480] | And I' m the greatest in the business |
| [00:14.710] | Want referrals, yo |
| [00:15.930] | My cliente le will bear you witness |
| [00:18.150] | I can help when your door jamb sticks |
| [00:19.900] | There is nothing in the world I can' t fix |
| [00:22.960] | I do tiles, I do stone, I do bricks |
| [00:24.850] | Call me, I' ll come rushing over |
| [00:26.210] | with my bag of tricks |
| [00:28.000] | Where you go when your disposal is rusted |
| [00:30.140] | Termite problem making you disgusted |
| [00:32.930] | When your front window is busted |
| [00:35.740] | Just one man that' s always trusted |
| [00:37.740] | I' m so handy, you already know |
| [00:42.300] | I' ll fix your plumbing |
| [00:45.390] | when your toilets over flows |
| [00:47.500] | I' m so handy, I' ll bring you up to code |
| [00:52.300] | When your dishwasher' s about to explode |
| [00:57.450] | Now you see that |
| [00:57.980] | your furnace is needing some service |
| [01:00.130] | I' m fully bonded, no need to be nervous |
| [01:02.490] | Perhaps you would like a new counter Formica |
| [01:05.070] | Maybe I' ll hook up your dish washer combo dryer |
| [01:07.250] | But all your pipes are antique |
| [01:08.420] | Your water pressure' s too weak |
| [01:09.660] | You got an attic full of dry rot |
| [01:11.050] | Because your roof sprung a leak |
| [01:12.190] | Your fridge is starting to reek |
| [01:13.340] | Your hardwood floors really squeak |
| [01:14.570] | But don' t you worry |
| [01:15.320] | I' ll just show you my amazing technique |
| [01:17.140] | Now let me glue that, |
| [01:18.100] | glue that and screw that, screw that |
| [01:19.830] | Any random chore you got, |
| [01:20.600] | well I can do that, do that |
| [01:22.140] | Or maybe I' ll just rewire your house for fun |
| [01:24.820] | I got 99 problems but a switch ain' t one |
| [01:27.640] | I' m so handy, everyone said so |
| [01:32.280] | I' ll grout your bathroom, resurface your patio |
| [01:37.610] | I' m so handy, I' m the guy to know |
| [01:42.270] | When your leaf blower doesn' t blowohohoh |
| [01:47.590] | Patch the drywall, |
| [01:50.060] | clean your gutters and mow the lawn |
| [01:52.300] | Make that phone call, |
| [01:55.050] | I' ll install anything you want |
| [01:57.290] | Yeah, check my big staple gun, |
| [01:59.940] | my socket wrenches are second to none |
| [02:02.570] | I won' t quit ' til I' m done, |
| [02:05.030] | don' t even care if I hammer my thumb |
| [02:13.590] | Still rocking my screwdriver |
| [02:15.430] | Got the whole world thinking I' m MacGuyver |
| [02:17.930] | Your heating bills are shocking |
| [02:20.340] | I can solve that with some duct tape |
| [02:21.800] | and some caulking |
| [02:23.750] | Your house is a disaster, huh? |
| [02:25.510] | Need a guy whose a master with the plaster, huh? |
| [02:28.580] | Let me be your stripper |
| [02:30.080] | Taking off lacquer, no one does it quicker |
| [02:32.640] | I' m so handy, you already know |
| [02:37.270] | I' ll beat all price quotes, |
| [02:40.400] | my hourly rates are low |
| [02:42.560] | I' m so handy, you should call this pro |
| [02:47.270] | I' m in the phone book and se habla Espa ol |
| [02:52.360] |
| [00:08.110] | First things first, I' m a craftsman |
| [00:10.470] | Remodelling is my only passion |
| [00:13.480] | And I' m the greatest in the business |
| [00:14.710] | Want referrals, yo |
| [00:15.930] | My clientè le will bear you witness |
| [00:18.150] | I can help when your door jamb sticks |
| [00:19.900] | There is nothing in the world I can' t fix |
| [00:22.960] | I do tiles, I do stone, I do bricks |
| [00:24.850] | Call me, I' ll come rushing over |
| [00:26.210] | with my bag of tricks |
| [00:28.000] | Where you go when your disposal is rusted |
| [00:30.140] | Termite problem making you disgusted |
| [00:32.930] | When your front window is busted |
| [00:35.740] | Just one man that' s always trusted |
| [00:37.740] | I' m so handy, you already know |
| [00:42.300] | I' ll fix your plumbing |
| [00:45.390] | when your toilets over flows |
| [00:47.500] | I' m so handy, I' ll bring you up to code |
| [00:52.300] | When your dishwasher' s about to explode |
| [00:57.450] | Now you see that |
| [00:57.980] | your furnace is needing some service |
| [01:00.130] | I' m fully bonded, no need to be nervous |
| [01:02.490] | Perhaps you would like a new counter Formica |
| [01:05.070] | Maybe I' ll hook up your dish washer combo dryer |
| [01:07.250] | But all your pipes are antique |
| [01:08.420] | Your water pressure' s too weak |
| [01:09.660] | You got an attic full of dry rot |
| [01:11.050] | Because your roof sprung a leak |
| [01:12.190] | Your fridge is starting to reek |
| [01:13.340] | Your hardwood floors really squeak |
| [01:14.570] | But don' t you worry |
| [01:15.320] | I' ll just show you my amazing technique |
| [01:17.140] | Now let me glue that, |
| [01:18.100] | glue that and screw that, screw that |
| [01:19.830] | Any random chore you got, |
| [01:20.600] | well I can do that, do that |
| [01:22.140] | Or maybe I' ll just rewire your house for fun |
| [01:24.820] | I got 99 problems but a switch ain' t one |
| [01:27.640] | I' m so handy, everyone said so |
| [01:32.280] | I' ll grout your bathroom, resurface your patio |
| [01:37.610] | I' m so handy, I' m the guy to know |
| [01:42.270] | When your leaf blower doesn' t blowohohoh |
| [01:47.590] | Patch the drywall, |
| [01:50.060] | clean your gutters and mow the lawn |
| [01:52.300] | Make that phone call, |
| [01:55.050] | I' ll install anything you want |
| [01:57.290] | Yeah, check my big staple gun, |
| [01:59.940] | my socket wrenches are second to none |
| [02:02.570] | I won' t quit ' til I' m done, |
| [02:05.030] | don' t even care if I hammer my thumb |
| [02:13.590] | Still rocking my screwdriver |
| [02:15.430] | Got the whole world thinking I' m MacGuyver |
| [02:17.930] | Your heating bills are shocking |
| [02:20.340] | I can solve that with some duct tape |
| [02:21.800] | and some caulking |
| [02:23.750] | Your house is a disaster, huh? |
| [02:25.510] | Need a guy whose a master with the plaster, huh? |
| [02:28.580] | Let me be your stripper |
| [02:30.080] | Taking off lacquer, no one does it quicker |
| [02:32.640] | I' m so handy, you already know |
| [02:37.270] | I' ll beat all price quotes, |
| [02:40.400] | my hourly rates are low |
| [02:42.560] | I' m so handy, you should call this pro |
| [02:47.270] | I' m in the phone book and se habla Espa ol |
| [02:52.360] |
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