| Song | Truck Got Stuck |
| Artist | Corb Lund |
| Album | Counterfeit Blues |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Well more rain than we’d seen for a thousand years | |
| Caused financial joys and biblical fears | |
| It caused some smiles it caused some tears | |
| But more to the point of our story | |
| For The first time in the collective memory, | |
| That old brown prairie that had been so dry for so long was very muddy | |
| Boggy and sticky | |
| We’d pull one truck out and get another stuck in | |
| And motors would roar and tires would spin | |
| We’d sink right down, down to the diff, and we’d all take turns and do it again | |
| Till no one could move, we’d call one more friend, | |
| Come on out here, we need you…bring your truck | |
| The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck | |
| Got the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up | |
| But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut | |
| Which eventually pulled out the Ford | |
| And the Dodge | |
| I got me stuck in the mud, so I couldn’t rehearse | |
| And Chavez too has missed his work | |
| Reggie, he now fears the worst, he stood up his ex wife she called him a jerk | |
| Course Holtman didn’t have nothing better do to, ‘cept ranch. | |
| The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck | |
| Got the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up | |
| But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut | |
| Which eventually pulled out the Ford | |
| Well it was truck after truck, we all got stuck | |
| ‘cept the big old four by hutterite truck | |
| We all thought “lord are we in luck!” | |
| But he wouldn’t come anywhere near us, | |
| Mighty neighborly, mighty neighborly. | |
| We used a lot of our backs, a little of our brains | |
| We jacked up the jacks, and snugged up the chains, | |
| We all did our very best to refrain from shovelin’. | |
| We put what timber we had, underneath the wheels | |
| And we was all out of sand, but managed to steal | |
| Two sacks of the best modern canola seed you ever did see, | |
| That ‘oughta give us some traction | |
| The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck | |
| Got the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up | |
| But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut | |
| Which eventually pulled out the Ford | |
| We spread genetically modified canola seed | |
| That was genetically modified for controlling the weeds | |
| And for big old yields and margarine oil, raised hell all over that native prairie soil. | |
| Agriculture Canada is definitely gonna be looking for us |
| Well more rain than we' d seen for a thousand years | |
| Caused financial joys and biblical fears | |
| It caused some smiles it caused some tears | |
| But more to the point of our story | |
| For The first time in the collective memory, | |
| That old brown prairie that had been so dry for so long was very muddy | |
| Boggy and sticky | |
| We' d pull one truck out and get another stuck in | |
| And motors would roar and tires would spin | |
| We' d sink right down, down to the diff, and we' d all take turns and do it again | |
| Till no one could move, we' d call one more friend, | |
| Come on out here, we need you bring your truck | |
| The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck | |
| Got the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up | |
| But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut | |
| Which eventually pulled out the Ford | |
| And the Dodge | |
| I got me stuck in the mud, so I couldn' t rehearse | |
| And Chavez too has missed his work | |
| Reggie, he now fears the worst, he stood up his ex wife she called him a jerk | |
| Course Holtman didn' t have nothing better do to, ' cept ranch. | |
| The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck | |
| Got the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up | |
| But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut | |
| Which eventually pulled out the Ford | |
| Well it was truck after truck, we all got stuck | |
| ' cept the big old four by hutterite truck | |
| We all thought " lord are we in luck!" | |
| But he wouldn' t come anywhere near us, | |
| Mighty neighborly, mighty neighborly. | |
| We used a lot of our backs, a little of our brains | |
| We jacked up the jacks, and snugged up the chains, | |
| We all did our very best to refrain from shovelin'. | |
| We put what timber we had, underneath the wheels | |
| And we was all out of sand, but managed to steal | |
| Two sacks of the best modern canola seed you ever did see, | |
| That ' oughta give us some traction | |
| The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck | |
| Got the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up | |
| But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut | |
| Which eventually pulled out the Ford | |
| We spread genetically modified canola seed | |
| That was genetically modified for controlling the weeds | |
| And for big old yields and margarine oil, raised hell all over that native prairie soil. | |
| Agriculture Canada is definitely gonna be looking for us |
| Well more rain than we' d seen for a thousand years | |
| Caused financial joys and biblical fears | |
| It caused some smiles it caused some tears | |
| But more to the point of our story | |
| For The first time in the collective memory, | |
| That old brown prairie that had been so dry for so long was very muddy | |
| Boggy and sticky | |
| We' d pull one truck out and get another stuck in | |
| And motors would roar and tires would spin | |
| We' d sink right down, down to the diff, and we' d all take turns and do it again | |
| Till no one could move, we' d call one more friend, | |
| Come on out here, we need you bring your truck | |
| The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck | |
| Got the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up | |
| But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut | |
| Which eventually pulled out the Ford | |
| And the Dodge | |
| I got me stuck in the mud, so I couldn' t rehearse | |
| And Chavez too has missed his work | |
| Reggie, he now fears the worst, he stood up his ex wife she called him a jerk | |
| Course Holtman didn' t have nothing better do to, ' cept ranch. | |
| The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck | |
| Got the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up | |
| But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut | |
| Which eventually pulled out the Ford | |
| Well it was truck after truck, we all got stuck | |
| ' cept the big old four by hutterite truck | |
| We all thought " lord are we in luck!" | |
| But he wouldn' t come anywhere near us, | |
| Mighty neighborly, mighty neighborly. | |
| We used a lot of our backs, a little of our brains | |
| We jacked up the jacks, and snugged up the chains, | |
| We all did our very best to refrain from shovelin'. | |
| We put what timber we had, underneath the wheels | |
| And we was all out of sand, but managed to steal | |
| Two sacks of the best modern canola seed you ever did see, | |
| That ' oughta give us some traction | |
| The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck | |
| Got the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up | |
| But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut | |
| Which eventually pulled out the Ford | |
| We spread genetically modified canola seed | |
| That was genetically modified for controlling the weeds | |
| And for big old yields and margarine oil, raised hell all over that native prairie soil. | |
| Agriculture Canada is definitely gonna be looking for us |