| [00:06.578] | 孙：嚯还有药呢，拿你当武大了 |
| [00:16.870] | 哎呦嗬，啧，得亏是你，你师傅麻烦了 |
| [00:28.367] | 岳：就这样吧，弄不好，这哥们儿太高了 |
| [00:30.165] | 孙：别杵嘴里就行 |
| [00:33.967] | 岳：谢谢~刚才那二位说的很好 |
| [00:41.210] | 孙：是 |
| [00:41.410] | 岳：写对联 |
| [00:42.218] | 孙：写对联儿 |
| [00:43.178] | 岳：谢金和这个侯震（嗯）二位给您说了一段，下去休息休息 |
| [00:47.121] | 孙：啊休息一会儿 |
| [00:47.690] | 岳：这场又把您换上来了 |
| [00:49.200] | 孙：啊我 |
| [00:49.879] | 岳：孙越孙老师 |
| [00:51.333] | 孙：您老师 |
| [00:51.789] | 岳：啊哈，相声说的很好 |
| [00:52.867] | 孙：是嘛 |
| [00:53.367] | 岳：您对我熟悉吗？ |
| [00:57.678] | 孙：哪方面？ |
| [01:01.020] | 我…我…好就算我不认识你吧嗯（摆手） |
| [01:06.870] | 岳：什么叫算不认识我呀 |
| [01:08.899] | 孙：我不认识你 |
| [01:09.678] | 岳：不认识我？（嗯）你连我你都不认识？ |
| [01:13.879] | 孙：那怎么了 |
| [01:15.505] | 岳：哎呀~ |
| [01:17.871] | 孙：你骂谁呢 |
| [01:19.909] | 岳：我多有名气了你不认识我？ |
| [01:23.777] | 孙：我…有名气怎么都这德行啊 |
| [01:26.300] | 岳：你打听打听去 |
| [01:28.800] | 孙：我都不认识你我跟谁打听啊我 |
| [01:31.101] | 岳：你上网查一查 |
| [01:32.479] | 孙：我不认识你我怎么查呀我 |
| [01:33.812] | 岳：我很有名气呀 |
| [01:35.122] | 孙：您有什么名气呀 |
| [01:36.233] | 岳：我在京津上你打听打听，无人不知无人不晓啊 |
| [01:40.477] | 孙：不不不不不，哪儿？ |
| [01:42.367] | 岳：京津上！ |
| [01:43.698] | 孙：京津上？（啊）这京… |
| [01:45.909] | 岳：北京！ |
| [01:46.543] | 孙：津… |
| [01:47.366] | 岳：天津！ |
| [01:47.788] | 孙：上… |
| [01:48.723] | 岳：上海呀！ |
| [01:51.360] | 孙：哎呀~那叫京津沪 |
| [02:03.130] | 还京津上，您是跟卖肉食的打起来了是怎么着 |
| [02:08.879] | 岳：你说这个有意思吗 |
| [02:10.567] | 孙：您说这个有意思吗，啊 |
| [02:12.823] | 岳：就京津沪 |
| [02:14.136] | 孙：哎京津…不是京津沪，您干嘛呢我就得非得知道您？ |
| [02:18.100] | 岳：真不认识我呀？ |
| [02:19.101] | 孙：不认识 |
| [02:20.212] | 岳：我给你提个人 |
| [02:21.365] | 孙：还提人儿了 |
| [02:22.798] | 岳：小智子 |
| [02:24.350] | 孙：什么？ |
| [02:24.925] | 岳：小智子 |
| [02:25.645] | 孙：不认识，我知道小卡子儿 |
| [02:28.644] | 岳：什么叫小卡子呀 |
| [02:30.264] | 孙：什么叫小智子呀 |
| [02:31.745] | 岳：魁智子！ |
| [02:33.569] | 孙：魁…于魁智？ |
| [02:34.533] | 岳：啊 |
| [02:35.865] | 孙：唱戏那位？ |
| [02:36.520] | 岳：啊 |
| [02:37.364] | 孙：中国第一老生？ |
| [02:38.108] | 岳：啊，吓吓吓吓吓 |
| [02:39.958] | 孙：你啊？你认识于魁智？ |
| [02:44.250] | 不是（哦~）你受什么刺激啦？ |
| [02:46.866] | 这脸怎么都夫嫩了，不是你… |
| [02:49.850] | 岳：准知道不认识我吧 |
| [02:51.100] | 孙：不是你…你 |
| [02:52.233] | 岳：拿我当于魁智了是不是？ |
| [02:54.251] | 孙：对了…谁拿你当于…你说的，于魁智认识吗，你说的 |
| [02:28.533] | 岳：我不是于魁智 |
| [03:01.068] | 孙：你不是于魁智 |
| [03:02.369] | 岳：我给于魁智蹬三轮儿，这有多少年了！ |
| [03:05.387] | 孙：哎这…行行行行行行 |
| [03:07.211] | 岳：多少年了你算算 |
| [03:08.334] | 孙：甭多少年！这蹬三轮的职业也没多少年了知道吗 |
| [03:11.752] | 岳：谁蹬三轮？ |
| [03:12.698] | 孙：你不是蹬三轮啊 |
| [03:14.901] | 岳：谁蹬三轮？ |
| [03:15.202] | 孙：你给于魁智蹬三轮啊 |
| [03:16.605] | 岳：不是 |
| [03:17.549] | 孙：怎么了 |
| [03:18.397] | 岳：于魁智蹬我的三轮 |
| [03:21.320] | 孙：你叫三轮 |
| [03:26.178] | 岳：非得骑着我是不是？ |
| [03:28.564] | 孙：不是蹬我…你什么意思没明白，嗯 |
| [03:31.133] | 岳：是这么回事儿（啊您说）于魁智大伙儿都熟吧（啊） |
| [03:34.100] | 于魁智是一个唱戏的 |
| [03:35.678] | 孙：老生啊 |
| [03:36.100] | 岳：他这人有一毛病 |
| [03:37.425] | 孙：什么毛病？ |
| [03:37.878] | 岳：爱晕 |
| [03:40.200] | 孙：那身体还不错嗯 |
| [03:42.967] | 岳：（娇羞一笑）不是 |
| [03:43.765] | 孙：什么晕？ |
| [03:44.203] | 岳：爱晕，坐船的时候晕船（哎哟）坐车的时候晕车（是吗）坐飞机时候晕飞 |
| [03:51.356] | 孙：哎哟那出不了门这人 |
| [03:52.922] | 岳：逮什么晕什么（啊）他只能上班自己骑车（蹬车？）哎~后来他那车坏了（噢）我跟他好朋友啊 |
| [04:01.100] | 孙：哦你们好朋友 |
| [04:04.823] | 孙：哦他借你三轮，蹬三轮上班 |
| [04:06.855] | 岳：啊 |
| [04:07.000] | 孙：这么大艺术家 |
| [04:08.100] | 岳：啊 |
| [04:08.866] | 孙：哎呀 |
| [04:09.122] | 岳：所以我跟于魁智，我们俩是好朋友 |
| [04:12.267] | 孙：那好朋友… |
| [04:13.187] | 岳：他是一个唱戏的（啊）我也是啊 |
| [04:15.620] | 孙：您…您也唱戏？ |
| [04:16.823] | 岳：啊 |
| [04:17.950] | 孙：您啊？ |
| [04:19.000] | 岳：怎么不行啊 |
| [04:20.202] | 孙：不是我真…不是不行，我真没看出您是唱戏的 |
| [04:23.456] | 岳：哎哟，我我我，我告诉你啊（啊您告诉我什么呀） |
| [04:26.569] | 我这人可脾气不好，你再说一遍我恁死你 |
| [04:31.266] | 孙：我们这有一个叫李鹤彪的 |
| [04:37.250] | 你动我一个试试 |
| [04:41.133] | 岳：我有证！ |
| [04:48.233] | 孙：你那个准晕证不管用知道吗，这管什么用啊 |
| [04:53.368] | 岳：我也是一个唱戏的 |
| [04:55.142] | 孙：您唱京戏的？ |
| [04:56.266] | 岳：对啦 |
| [04:56.892] | 孙：哦~ |
| [04:57.346] | 岳：京剧，那是国cei啊朋友们 |
| [05:02.365] | 孙：那就别唱了，都cei了是吗，国粹！ |
| [05:06.910] | 岳：国粹！ |
| [05:07.612] | 孙：嗯 |
| [05:09.300] | 众：cua粹 |
| [05:11.638] | 嚯这续笑包场是吧 |
| [05:14.652] | 岳：这都是我们同学xiao |
| [05:15.698] | 孙：哎行行行行了！唱戏的还倒字呢还，同xiao呢还 |
| [05:20.439] | 岳：国粹（噢）cua粹 |
| [05:25.100] | 孙：哎…这玩意儿怎么拼上来的您先等等 |
| [05:27.245] | 您先别说了啊，哦您是唱戏的啊 |
| [05:29.421] | 岳：你还不认识我呢 |
| [05:30.600] | 孙：您叫什么名字我不知道啊我这，我怎么认识你，啊？ |
| [05:34.523] | 岳：提起我的名字来（嗯）咱得多说两句 |
| [05:37.648] | 孙：您这就说不少了 |
| [05:39.866] | 岳：原先北京有一个磕边儿… |
| [05:41.932] | 孙：什么名字？ |
| [05:42.310] | 岳：科班儿！ |
| [05:44.371] | 孙：噢磕边儿您早裂了 |
| [05:47.268] | 岳：科班叫做富连成 |
| [05:48.996] | 孙：啊有 |
| [05:49.533] | 岳：一共七科 |
| [05:50.213] | 孙：哪七科 |
| [05:51.266] | 岳：喜、连、富、盛、世、元、韵、庆、生、平这么七科 |
| [05:56.397] | 孙：哎哟你打登台就不识数知道吗，这十科呀这是，啊 |
| [06:01.520] | 岳：说对了 |
| [06:02.133] | 孙：怎么我说对了？ |
| [06:03.214] | 岳：十科（啊）一共是十个字儿十科（是啊）可是（怎么样）办到七科就没往下办 |
| [06:10.385] | 孙：哦庆生平就没有了 |
| [06:11.795] | 岳：这时有的朋友说没往下办（噢）其实不对 |
| [06:14.574] | 孙：怎么呢 |
| [06:15.215] | 岳：转入地下 |
| [06:17.112] | 孙：地下？ |
| [06:18.166] | 岳：潜伏，懂吗？ |
| [06:20.345] | 孙：哎哟 |
| [06:21.100] | 岳：诶嘿，又续了七科 |
| [06:22.946] | 孙：噢又后续七科 |
| [06:24.200] | 岳：对啦 |
| [06:25.120] | 孙：噢都什么字儿啊我听听 |
| [06:26.397] | 岳：一、场、不、看、都、难、受，七科 |
| [06:32.144] | 孙：哎呀，真水啊这名字 |
| [06:35.877] | 广告词儿嘛这不就是 |
| [06:38.254] | 噢您是后七科的 |
| [06:39.512] | 岳：对啦 |
| [06:40.023] | 孙：您哪个字儿的 |
| [06:41.126] | 岳：不字科！ |
| [06:42.536] | 孙：不…一、场、不、看，噢不字科 |
| [06:44.855] | 岳：对啦 |
| [06:45.598] | 孙：那您叫什么呀 |
| [06:46.578] | 岳：不群！ |
| [06:52.169] | 孙：哎，哎，您贵姓？ |
| [06:54.388] | 岳：岳！ |
| [06:57.345] | 孙：岳不群？ |
| [07:00.833] | 岳：想没想起来？ |
| [07:02.623] | 孙：见着活的了，我净书里看见了嗯 |
| [07:07.283] | 岳：想起来了吧？ |
| [07:08.510] | 孙：呃…有点儿印象了 |
| [07:09.930] | 岳：东方雄！ |
| [07:10.532] | 孙：哎…谁东方雄啊？ |
| [07:15.211] | 岳：岳不群（啊哟）就是我，无人不知无人不晓啊~ |
| [07:19.333] | 孙：是是是 |
| [07:19.921] | 岳：我唱戏唱得好极了 |
| [07:21.154] | 孙：您还唱戏？ |
| [07:21.691] | 岳：最早（啊）我跟魁智子（哎哟）我们俩都是唱老生的 |
| [07:25.768] | 孙：噢最早唱老生，那现在呢？ |
| [07:28.756] | 岳：青衣 |
| [07:32.245] | 孙：噢，您转变得还很彻底 |
| [07:35.677] | 岳：我转得好极了 |
| [07:36.693] | 孙：是吗 |
| [07:37.100] | 岳：嗯，之前我唱男角儿（噢男的）后来我唱旦角儿（哎哟） |
| [07:41.310] | 在男与女之间这个感觉我找得哎哟喂… |
| [07:50.233] | 无人能敌呀~ |
| [07:51.598] | 孙：对，主要是您这决心大，嗯 |
| [07:55.449] | 岳：你来吗？ |
| [07:55.923] | 孙：我不来！ |
| [07:57.832] | 我来他干嘛我 |
| [07:59.120] | 岳：嘿，我唱得好极了 |
| [08:00.995] | 孙：不是不是，您…诶诶 |
| [08:02.836] | 岳：咱这胡子！ |
| [08:03.962] | 孙：诶，有吗！ |
| [08:06.155] | 岳：在坐的男同胞们（啊）你们是不是用的吉列锋速三 |
| [08:10.749] | 孙：刮胡刀儿啊 |
| [08:11.682] | 岳：我，不用了 |
| [08:14.241] | 孙：您这省您这是 |
| [08:16.355] | 岳：抛弃了 |
| [08:17.123] | 孙：哎哟，什么抛弃了 |
| [08:19.035] | 岳：诶嘿~（等等等）省钱啊 |
| [08:21.067] | 孙：诶别，这不是省钱啊这玩意儿，啊 |
| [08:23.432] | 噢您说您唱得好极了 |
| [08:24.613] | 岳：我唱得好极了 |
| [08:25.698] | 孙：我怎么没听您唱过呀 |
| [08:27.391] | 岳：不光你没听我唱过（啊）你们后台有一个演员（后台）臭不要脸那个演员 |
| [08:33.823] | 孙：后台臭不要脸的多了，你说哪个？ |
| [08:43.100] | 岳：就那个，顶尖 |
| [08:46.823] | 孙：什么？ |
| [08:47.700] | 岳：顶尖的 |
| [08:48.972] | 孙：谁呀 |
| [08:51.623] | 岳：小德！ |
| [08:54.833] | 孙：小德？（啊）你敢都说出来吗？ |
| [08:59.633] | 岳：大郭！ |
| [09:04.125] | 孙：还有一字儿你说出来吧 |
| [09:05.236] | 岳：纲子！ |
| [09:07.645] | 孙：连起来是？ |
| [09:09.178] | 岳：郭德纲！怎么啦？臭不要脸！ |
| [09:37.198] | 孙：你这想不走都不行了知道吗 |
| [09:41.144] | 岳：戳死他… |
| [09:41.561] | 孙：哎呀行啦！拿针扎人呢还 |
| [09:44.345] | 岳：就是他！（哎哟）郭德纲！ |
| [09:47.100] | 孙：你再说前边儿那词儿 |
| [09:50.345] | 岳：他看不上我！ |
| [09:53.098] | 孙：谁都看不上你这里头 |
| [09:55.691] | 岳：他觉得我不行，那天，他在你们后台待着呢（啊）我上你们后台来了（啊） |
| [10:00.985] | 我要跟他聊一聊天，谁成想（怎么样）不拿正眼瞧我 |
| [10:05.366] | 孙：噢不拿正眼瞧你 |
| [10:06.429] | 岳：这么看我 |
| [10:07.432] | 孙：怎么看的呀 |
| [10:10.619] | 岳：不是你要死啊你 |
| [10:16.910] | 孙：你有博客吧 |
| [10:19.685] | 都这么大胆儿呢你 |
| [10:22.433] | 岳：会好好看人吗 |
| [10:24.103] | 孙：看的不是人呗那就是 |
| [10:35.125] | 岳：闭嘴啊 |
| [10:36.330] | 孙：你，你别动手啊，你别动手啊 |
| [10:41.812] | 岳：作…作死他 |
| [10:43.298] | 孙：谁说的 |
| [10:44.300] | 岳：听说你唱戏的？（啊）嗯？（哦豁） |
| [10:48.266] | 对啊，干嘛呀？ |
| [10:52.310] | 哪天给我们唱一回呀（啊，不错啊） |
| [10:55.531] | 让我们听听啊（嘿）让我们听听啊~ |
| [10:58.200] | 孙：哎，这像你师傅 |
| [10:59.300] | 岳：倒霉模样你看看！啊？跟我这么说话，诶！ |
| [11:02.182] | 孙：等会儿等会儿 |
| [11:04.032] | 岳：我冲他这一句话（怎么样）我唱一回 |
| [11:06.814] | 孙：您唱一回？ |
| [11:07.633] | 岳：别看我多年不唱了，我来一回 |
| [11:10.263] | 孙：那好啊 |
| [11:11.132] | 岳：北京（啊）北京有一个长安大戏院有没有？（有）真有吗？ |
| [11:18.312] | 孙：蒙呢，啊？那可不真有吗 |
| [11:22.056] | 岳：就那！（噢就那）我在那唱一回（好啊） |
| [11:24.835] | 我找到长安大戏院经理（啊总经理） |
| [11:27.800] | 我先自我介绍一下（啊您就联系一下） |
| [11:29.913] | 这位同志（嘿同志）您好（嗯）我先自我介绍一下（您说）我，叫岳不群 |
| [11:35.622] | 孙：您把这…您把这手放下吧 |
| [11:37.550] | 岳：我是唱戏的（哎哟哟嗬）京剧（哎）我唱得好极了（是吗） |
| [11:41.683] | 我要在你这儿唱戏，行不行？礼拜五礼拜六，两天 |
| [11:46.673] | 孙：噢唱两天 |
| [11:48.058] | 岳：啊，您是岳不群？（这经理）我先自我介绍一下（啊您客气一下吧） |
| [11:54.314] | 我叫二中（二中？）二中！（噢）我父姓令狐 |
| [11:59.233] | 孙：噢令… |
| [12:00.426] | 岳：令狐二中 |
| [12:07.033] | 孙：那字儿叫冲吧？ |
| [12:09.996] | 岳：就是二中！ |
| [12:10.723] | 孙：你徒弟呢这是，什么二中啊 |
| [12:13.124] | 岳：二中啊（哎呀改二中了还）你在这儿待着呢（哎） |
| [12:16.355] | 啊，我在这儿唱戏行不行（行嘛）师傅，行啊 |
| [12:20.267] | 孙：啧，叫师傅了都 |
| [12:21.967] | 岳：行啊（嗯）怎么都行啊（怎么都行）礼拜五礼拜六，是这礼拜吗？（啊） |
| [12:26.238] | 行咱说好了，您回去吧！（啊）我给您办！（好） |
| [12:29.045] | 转眼我就回去了（嗯）刚到家，手机响了 |
| [12:32.046] | 孙：噢来电话 |
| [12:32.933] | 岳：来电话，因为我那手机有铃声 |
| [12:35.823] | 孙：噢还有铃声呢 |
| [12:37.156] | 岳：和弦的！ |
| [12:38.219] | 孙：哎哟，歌曲？ |
| [12:39.617] | 岳：那当然啦（是吗）好听着呢 |
| [12:41.896] | 孙：您来段 |
| [12:42.120] | 岳：我给您学学啊 |
| [12:42.833] | 孙：您给我学学我听听什么歌 |
| [12:45.248] | 岳：真情像草原广阔~层层风雨不能阻隔~等到云开，日出时候~万丈阳光，照耀你我~啊~ |
| [13:13.267] | 孙：哎哎哎别别，先别啊了，这歌儿叫什么名字呀 |
| [13:20.900] | 岳：有意思吗 |
| [13:22.768] | 孙：太有了 |
| [13:24.899] | 岳：一剪梅！（没） |
| [13:27.273] | 孙：那你心里还是放不下 |
| [13:32.913] | 岳：我一瞧（啊）二中来电话了（是啊）这我得接啊（你得接） |
| [13:36.837] | 二中（噢二中）怎么回事儿啊（嗯） |
| [13:39.033] | 师傅，是这么回事儿（啊）这礼拜五礼拜六您别唱了（怎么不让唱了） |
| [13:44.364] | 因为，小瑜子要在这儿唱戏，您别来了 |
| [13:47.319] | 孙：小瑜子？ |
| [13:48.310] | 岳：小瑜子（谁呀）我一听小瑜子给我气坏了 |
| [13:51.521] | 孙：小瑜子就气坏了（啊）谁？ |
| [13:53.598] | 岳：快疯了我了 |
| [13:54.366] | 孙：不是这小瑜子谁您说说 |
| [13:55.688] | 岳：佩瑜！ |
| [13:57.431] | 孙：王佩瑜？（嗯）女老生？ |
| [13:59.800] | 岳：她是个女的（哎哟）她唱男的（是啊）我… |
| [14:04.871] | 无所谓~ |
| [14:07.562] | 孙：反正您这已成事实了反正嗯 |
| [14:10.140] | 岳：无所谓（是是是）不让唱了（啊，怎么样）换一家儿（噢换地儿） |
| [14:15.013] | 北京，有一个保利剧院有没有（哎有）又有啊？ |
| [14:19.912] | 孙：哎呀您买彩票去吧 |
| [14:22.133] | 岳：就保利剧院（啊保利剧院）我要在那唱（好） |
| [14:26.149] | 我找经理，跟经理说，我要在这唱三天 |
| [14:29.356] | 孙：噢，瞅这模样儿 |
| [14:30.724] | 岳：啊，她在那儿唱两天（啊）我唱三天！ |
| [14:33.900] | 孙：噢改三天 |
| [14:34.461] | 岳：我叫岳不群（是）给我安排吧（安排）呃，别的事儿你甭管了（是） |
| [14:39.341] | 我，大字报我自己写 |
| [14:42.091] | 孙：哎，哎哟您等等您等等，还大字报？这不就是广告么，对外宣传？（嗯） |
| [14:48.332] | 你让他们办不就完了么，干嘛自己写呀？ |
| [14:50.469] | 岳：我不放心！ |
| [14:52.826] | 孙：您还有不放心的时候呢 |
| [14:54.102] | 岳：当然了 |
| [14:55.045] | 孙：您还有放不下心的时候呢 |
| [14:57.645] | 岳：我自己来（噢）大海报我自己写 |
| [15:00.350] | 孙：自己写海报 |
| [15:03.893] | 岳：重要的通知 |
| [15:06.389] | 孙：您这村里开会啊这是 |
| [15:10.135] | 岳：亲爱的、敬爱的、戏迷的，朋友们 |
| [15:14.245] | 孙：怎么那么些的呀 |
| [15:15.963] | 岳：注意了（哎，还注意了） |
| [15:19.023] | 著名的、京剧的、大个儿的表演艺术家（这还大个儿的）岳不群（哎呀）要在这her唱戏 |
| [15:29.735] | 孙：对了…什么叫这her啊 |
| [15:31.956] | 岳：her我还不会写，我写一拼音（哎呀） |
| [15:41.215] | 喝儿her |
| [15:42.399] | 孙：哎好，您这大字报高级了嗯 |
| [15:44.925] | 岳：要在这her唱戏（哎呀） |
| [15:47.492] | 岳不群唱戏（怎么样）那真是，好极了 |
| [15:52.496] | 孙：哎呀呵，这词儿真水 |
| [15:55.648] | 岳：特别的好听 |
| [15:57.140] | 孙：哎呀行，不会夸人就别说了 |
| [15:58.996] | 岳：他经过多年的仔细钻研和，钻研 |
| [16:04.316] | 现已成精（啊？）不是，现已成仙（哎死了）呃，现已成名（成名噢）现已成名 |
| [16:12.745] | 真的 |
| [16:13.988] | 孙：嗯…还真的？怕别人不信还是怎么着 |
| [16:17.192] | 岳：他唱得那是好极了 |
| [16:19.200] | 孙：哎哟您词儿水不水啊这 |
| [16:20.933] | 岳：老生，青衣（哎哟）都能唱 |
| [16:25.431] | 孙：哎，二椅子（中性人）戏 |
| [16:27.587] | 岳：你才二椅子呢 |
| [16:29.768] | 孙：您别往心里去没事儿啊 |
| [16:31.276] | 岳：都能唱 |
| [16:32.499] | 孙：啊都能来啊 |
| [16:33.521] | 岳：底下有我的简介 |
| [16:35.147] | 孙：哦哟还有简介呢 |
| [16:36.122] | 岳：岳不群（啊）生于一九几几年（哎呦呵）至… |
| [16:40.215] | 孙：哪年？你这，你先编排一个 |
| [16:45.836] | 岳：算了不写了 |
| [16:47.013] | 孙：哎，就没有写这个的 |
| [16:48.682] | 岳：让他们自己填 |
| [16:49.688] | 孙：噢自己填（嗯）他多恨你了就是 |
| [16:53.452] | 岳：他（啊）要在这her（哎her）唱戏（是）括号（嗯）啊！三天 |
| [17:02.725] | 孙：干嘛还啊三天 |
| [17:04.120] | 岳：不懂了吧（不懂） |
| [17:05.924] | 啊！三天这是一个感叹词（噢）如果说大海报往这一贴（嗯） |
| [17:10.110] | 这位往这一站，念这个海报，念到这啊！三天 |
| [17:13.900] | 旁边有个走路的，嗯？什么玩意儿，啊三天（噢）我过去瞧瞧 |
| [17:20.826] | 孙：噢这吸引人 |
| [17:22.018] | 岳：岳不群！（哎呦呵）哎哟唱戏…啊，三天！（又来一个） |
| [17:26.492] | 旁边又过来一个，什么玩意儿（噢）好多观众都来啦 |
| [17:31.263] | 孙：哎呀，广告语（当然啦）噢唱三天 |
| [17:35.211] | 岳：啊，三天！底下五、六、日 |
| [17:37.894] | 孙：五六日，噢 |
| [17:38.899] | 岳：五六日（噢）但后来我又改成五六天，我心情很郁闷，因为不得不改（为什么呀） |
| [17:45.056] | 因为我讨厌那个字儿 |
| [17:51.873] | 孙：哎呀 |
| [17:53.017] | 岳：知道哪个字儿吗 |
| [17:54.135] | 孙：嗯，五六…是吧 |
| [17:56.738] | 岳：改成五六天 |
| [17:58.347] | 孙：你心里还是不想着知道吗 |
| [18:00.087] | 岳：礼拜五，礼拜六，礼拜天儿 |
| [18:01.721] | 孙：哎是是是 |
| [18:02.836] | 岳：嗬！大海报一贴（啊）全世界都是 |
| [18:06.139] | 孙：嚯全世界？ |
| [18:07.315] | 岳：诶，广告牌… |
| [18:08.466] | 孙：那得印多少份啊 |
| [18:09.167] | 岳：北京市啊，广告牌子全是我（嘿哟）高速公路两边儿广告牌子全是我！ |
| [18:15.104] | 孙：不是那地方谁看呐？ |
| [18:16.836] | 岳：开车的呀！（噢）啊，三天！ |
| [18:20.334] | 孙：啧，你这要撞上三天不一定出得来知道吗 |
| [18:23.915] | 岳：多好（哎呀）京藏告诉为什么堵车？ |
| [18:26.108] | 孙：为什么呀 |
| [18:27.011] | 岳：啊，三天！ |
| [18:28.122] | 孙：哎好！ |
| [18:29.013] | 岳：当当当当 |
| [18:30.045] | 孙：哎得得得，堵三天这就得 |
| [18:32.087] | 岳：堵了九天呢！ |
| [18:33.045] | 孙：哎呀行了行了，仨人喊来着 |
| [18:40.174] | 岳：全是我的广告牌子，各大网站（嗯）各大电视台（可能吗）全是我的广告（嗯） |
| [18:46.214] | 嘿哟，全中国，全世界的戏迷全都疯癫啦 |
| [18:49.823] | 孙：哎哟，哎呀哎呀，我看你说得快疯癫了，你怎么那么兴奋呀 |
| [18:53.615] | 岳：啊，三天！（哎呀）我问你（啊）石家庄省知道吗？ |
| [18:58.166] | 孙：石家… |
| [18:59.017] | 岳：石家庄省…戏迷朋友… |
| [19:01.450] | 孙：嗨嗨嗨嗨，石家庄省像话吗，市！ |
| [19:04.891] | 岳：对！石家庄市（哎）戏迷朋友特别地多（哎那是喜欢听） |
| [19:10.423] | 都上这儿来了，都为听我唱戏呀（哎哟） |
| [19:13.145] | 好，高速公路（哦）堵了（堵了？）飞机不值当的（哎呀）一脚油门儿到了 |
| [19:20.498] | 孙：噢一脚油门儿 |
| [19:21.396] | 岳：啊！（哎呀）有的还过了 |
| [19:23.355] | 孙：还过…过了？ |
| [19:24.397] | 岳：嗯（哎呀）高速公路（噢）骑车 |
| [19:27.976] | 孙：骑车来？ |
| [19:28.612] | 岳：只能骑车了（哎呦）骑不了车怎么办，跑着，啊，三天！ |
| [19:33.866] | 孙：啊好！你三天能到吗我就纳了闷儿了 |
| [19:38.356] | 岳：都上北京来啦（哎呀） |
| [19:40.012] | 武汉（武汉）武汉戏迷朋友也多呀（哎喜欢听） |
| [19:42.945] | 都想上北京来（想听你）怎么办（怎么办）坐火车 |
| [19:47.258] | 孙：坐…哎？ |
| [19:48.878] | 岳：火车站人头攒动啊（哎哟）人太多了，火车站站长吓坏了 |
| [19:54.386] | 怎么这么些人呐（啊）你们都干嘛去呀？ |
| [19:57.158] | 我们要上北京听岳不群唱戏！啊，三天！ |
| [20:00.210] | 孙：哎呀！行行别嚷嚷了 |
| [20:01.824] | 岳：站长说哦？岳不群唱戏（啊）我也去！我也去！ |
| [20:07.114] | 孙：哎呦呵哟，还我也去 |
| [20:08.031] | 岳：诶，本来啊，这一辆火车（嗯）二十四节儿 |
| [20:11.652] | 孙：二十四节儿 |
| [20:12.863] | 岳：拉不了那么些人呐（是啊）加节儿！ |
| [20:15.162] | 孙：噢加节儿 |
| [20:15.839] | 岳：一辆火车，四十八节儿！ |
| [20:17.651] | 孙：哎哟 |
| [20:18.421] | 岳：往北京赶啊… |
| [20:19.633] | 孙：那拉得动吗四十八节儿？ |
| [20:21.689] | 岳：后边儿弄一火车头推呀 |
| [20:23.217] | 孙：弄一火车头… |
| [20:24.325] | 岳：推推推…往前推 |
| [20:25.496] | 孙：诶，你等等你等等你等等（嗯？）那咱们发两趟不好吗 |
| [20:36.269] | 这吹的都没边儿了您听听 |
| [20:41.825] | 岳：行！ |
| [20:42.336] | 孙：哎，没法不行这个 |
| [20:45.066] | 岳：发两趟火车（是）都往北京赶（哎哟） |
| [20:48.245] | 嘿，火车站，坐不了那么些人（是啊） |
| [20:51.223] | 飞机场啊（哎呦呵）飞机场人头攒动，全都是人呐 |
| [20:55.499] | 孙：是是是 |
| [20:56.341] | 岳：飞机场场长吓坏啦 |
| [20:58.614] | 孙：对了…场长？ |
| [20:59.464] | 岳：怎么这么些人呐 |
| [21:00.615] | 孙：这这这叫机长吓坏了！还飞机场场长，干嘛呢，抢飞机呢这是 |
| [21:05.932] | 岳：行，火车站不是站长嘛！ |
| [21:07.824] | 孙：没那不能这么叫，机长！ |
| [21:10.012] | 岳：行（啊）机长吓坏了（嗯）啊，怎么这么些人呐（是啊）都干嘛去呀（噢） |
| [21:14.732] | 我们要去听岳不群唱戏，啊三天！ |
| [21:17.945] | 孙：哎好，哪儿都三天 |
| [21:19.166] | 岳：我也去！我也去！ |
| [21:21.358] | 孙：行行行行，嗬 |
| [21:23.216] | 岳：上飞机（嗯）一架飞机装不了那么些人呐 |
| [21:27.345] | 孙：不是你这玩意儿都不能装人知道吗，什么玩意儿这叫 |
| [21:31.149] | 岳：装不了那么多人… |
| [21:32.155] | 孙：行了别描了你 |
| [21:33.715] | 岳：恁么办！ |
| [21:35.183] | 孙：还恁么办，哎呀您说恁么办 |
| [21:39.436] | 岳：怎么办（诶）啊，好，飞一个（怎么样）提了一个 |
| [21:45.100] | 孙：飞一个，提… |
| [21:48.233] | 它…它怎么起得飞啊，啊（啊？）它怎么起得飞啊？ |
| [21:53.439] | 岳：愣转呗！ |
| [21:55.327] | 孙：唔哟，都直升飞机吊一个再，哎呀 |
| [21:58.618] | 岳：飞一个提了一个（是）省航线呐 |
| [22:01.177] | 孙：这玩意儿费油呢还，省航线像话吗 |
| [22:03.351] | 岳：底下那个不用燃油啊 |
| [22:05.071] | 孙：不…那上面还转一个呢？ |
| [22:07.136] | 岳：你管得着吗！ |
| [22:08.634] | 孙：哎，这是没辙了嗯 |
| [22:10.521] | 岳：飞一个提了一个（哎哟）好，这么说啊，武汉（怎么样）三天（啊）空了！ |
| [22:17.677] | 孙：哎…你应该上拆迁办，知道吗，好家伙，这都空了 |
| [22:23.492] | 岳：三天没人了（哎呀）全都上北京来了（哎哟） |
| [22:26.915] | 上海（怎么样）上海戏迷朋友也多呀 |
| [22:30.058] | 孙：哎上海有京剧院 |
| [22:31.133] | 岳：诶，都喜欢京剧（嗯）都上北京听我来了 |
| [22:34.261] | 孙：是啊 |
| [22:35.099] | 岳：火车坐不上（是啊）哈，火车站站长也吓坏了 |
| [22:39.013] | 孙：别别别吓坏了 |
| [22:39.996] | 岳：飞机场场长也吓坏了 |
| [22:41.356] | 孙：机长！ |
| [22:42.386] | 岳：人太多了（是是是）上海的飞机也是飞一个提了一个呀（哎哟）直往北京赶（是） |
| [22:48.033] | 全中国的飞机都在天空中（啊）您猜怎么着？ |
| [22:51.910] | 孙：怎么着？ |
| [22:52.900] | 岳：堵机了！ |
| [22:55.866] | 孙：哎呀 |
| [22:57.241] | 岳：哇塞 |
| [22:58.011] | 孙：这玩意儿我听着都新鲜 |
| [22:59.618] | 岳：我简直都无奈了 |
| [23:01.533] | 孙：哎呀 |
| [23:02.814] | 岳：堵机了（怎么办呀） |
| [23:04.267] | 岳：开飞机这哥们儿把窗户一摇 |
| [23:06.492] | 孙：啊？ |
| [23:09.029] | 岳：哥们儿，哥们儿我先过行不行啊（哎呀）啊？ |
| [23:12.358] | 这位也说了（啊）凭什么呀（是啊）我这儿还提了一个呢 |
| [23:16.355] | 孙：哎这行啦！ |
| [23:17.829] | 岳：我tm也提了一个呢！ |
| [23:23.897] | 孙：这都不像话了听着 |
| [23:25.431] | 岳：你找一交警来呀 |
| [23:26.900] | 孙：诶呵交警 |
| [23:28.122] | 岳：交警站哪儿啊（诶对啊）啊？这也没个红绿灯，我先过吧~（哎哟）哥们儿啊，三天！ |
| [23:35.213] | 孙：哎这…三天能拆开吗你们 |
| [23:37.355] | 岳：冲这个啊三天（啊）他先过了（是） |
| [23:40.145] | 都上北京来了（哎哟）这是上海（是） |
| [23:43.101] | 这个，山西（山西怎么样）戏迷朋友也特别的多（不少） |
| [23:47.228] | 飞机坐不上（啊）火车坐不上（是）汽车太远（哎哟） |
| [23:51.751] | 怎么办（怎么办）怎么办朋友们！（怎么办）嗯？（嗯？） |
| [23:55.217] | 窜天猴儿！ |
| [23:58.310] | 孙：吼哟这个新鲜我听着啊 |
| [24:00.316] | 岳：往身上绑炸药啊 |
| [24:01.935] | 孙：啊绑炸药？ |
| [24:02.933] | 岳：对啦（哎呀）告诉你们啊，炸药，不能绑多喽（是吗） |
| [24:07.361] | 绑多喽（怎么样）容易嘣到哈尔滨去 |
| [24:12.269] | 孙：绑一点儿都怕嘣碎了 |
| [24:14.302] | 岳：绑少喽（啊）出不了山西 |
| [24:16.925] | 孙：哎嚯，还药量问题 |
| [24:19.332] | 岳：就得适量 |
| [24:20.538] | 孙：是嘛（哎~）哦哟 |
| [24:22.146] | 岳：嗬，上海那边儿（怎么样）又听说了（又听说啦）哟还想来人呐（还想来） |
| [24:27.155] | 飞机也坐不了，火车也坐不上（是啊）大轮船！ |
| [24:30.789] | 孙：坐船 |
| [24:31.661] | 岳：大轮船呐（好）船票也没那么些呀（啊）怎么办，家里有钱，自制小木船！ |
| [24:37.562] | 孙：对了…自制小木船？ |
| [24:39.623] | 岳：西游记（啊）孙悟空自制那个小木船（噢竹筏子）啊（噢） |
| [24:43.495] | 一家人绑好了，往北京，chua~（哦哟，哎呀） |
| [24:47.853] | 往北京划呀（是是是是是）让我们荡起双桨，啊三天！ |
| [24:55.241] | 他们一想起这个他们不累呀 |
| [24:57.011] | 孙：哎，这都是浪催的嗯 |
| [24:58.788] | 岳：好… |
| [25:03.869] | 没有浪！ |
| [25:05.025] | 孙：哎是，有浪就来不了了您知道吗 |
| [25:07.335] | 岳：嘿，坐不起小木船怎么办（怎么办） |
| [25:09.992] | 家里有大木盆！（哦哟）往水里一放，蹦到大木盆里头弄俩擀面棍chua~ |
| [25:15.244] | 孙：哎嚯！行了行了行了 |
| [25:17.468] | 岳：就往北京赶呐！ |
| [25:18.335] | 孙：索尼克是怎么样 |
| [25:19.614] | 岳：这是咱们国… |
| [25:22.312] | 这是咱们国内（是啊）外国（外国怎么着）日本（哟嗬）哎呀戏迷朋友也多呀 |
| [25:29.410] | 孙：那地方还有听戏的呢？ |
| [25:31.015] | 岳：当然啦（噢）听说过我岳不群呐（是吗）火车（怎么样）不通啊 |
| [25:36.699] | 孙：哎，走水里了 |
| [25:38.552] | 岳：是不是（是）大飞机（还大飞机）坐不了那么些人 |
| [25:42.215] | 孙：有十架人国家就空了 |
| [25:48.877] | 岳：轮船（怎么样）也不行（是）怎么办（怎么办）热气球！ |
| [25:54.610] | 孙：热气球？ |
| [25:55.861] | 岳：一家人钻到一个热气球里头（啊）那空气要适当（是嘛）诶，要够（够） |
| [26:01.266] | 一松手，热气球跑啦（啊）直往北京刮呀（哦哟） |
| [26:05.023] | 刮着刮着，坏了（怎么了）风向变了 |
| [26:07.098] | 孙：噢…啊？ |
| [26:08.324] | 岳：给他们刮南极去了 |
| [26:10.009] | 孙：啊呀，那怎么办呀？ |
| [26:11.113] | 岳：孙子诶冻着切吧！ |
| [26:17.334] | 孙：哎呀，可惜了这点儿气球嗯 |
| [26:20.611] | 岳：全中国的戏迷朋友全都来了（是是是）全都上北京来了（啊） |
| [26:25.648] | 北京，北京也装不了那么些人呐（怎么办呀）都在马路上待着呢（噢睡都大街了） |
| [26:30.004] | 我心想早点开戏吧（啊）五六天啊（是） |
| [26:33.015] | 开戏找经理（找经理）研究唱什么戏（唱什么戏） |
| [26:36.643] | 诶，后来跟经理一研究（啊）唱三天戏 |
| [26:39.822] | 头一出（什么）五加皮！ |
| [26:42.336] | 孙：哎五…咱这五这…您喝药酒呢您？五加皮像话吗（什么）武家坡！ |
| [26:50.014] | 岳：武家坡！（诶） |
| [26:51.420] | 二一出（二一出）色狼探母！ |
| [26:54.233] | 孙：嗬…诶诶等等等，那得当妈的瞧儿子去知道吗，色狼探母像话吗，四郎探母！ |
| [27:03.377] | 岳：四个色狼！ |
| [27:04.166] | 孙：哎没听说过！四个色狼（嗯？）四郎！ |
| [27:07.940] | 岳：四郎探母！（诶）嗯 |
| [27:10.012] | 三一出（三一出）三一出（什么戏）嗯，这三出戏，啊 |
| [27:15.247] | 孙：诶这三…诶不不不不，哎哎 |
| [27:17.662] | 岳：弄好了，我上大街上我慰问他们去 |
| [27:19.352] | 孙：慰问不忙，第三出戏什么？ |
| [27:22.233] | 岳：啊？ |
| [27:22.953] | 孙：第三出戏什么呀 |
| [27:24.688] | 岳：你管得着吗 |
| [27:26.339] | 孙：我听听不行啊 |
| [27:27.826] | 岳：跟你有关系吗 |
| [27:29.900] | 孙：万一我们听听呢，您说说，第三什么呀 |
| [27:32.756] | 岳：忘却了 |
| [27:33.988] | 孙：哎…你自己安排的戏码自己忘了？ |
| [27:37.913] | 岳：怎么着吧 |
| [27:38.967] | 孙：不是，我问问你，第三出戏几个字儿啊 |
| [27:41.866] | 岳：仨字儿 |
| [27:42.522] | 孙：都有什么字儿您琢磨琢磨 |
| [27:43.739] | 岳：我记得有个什么什么套儿 |
| [27:49.921] | 孙：这…套儿是第几个字儿啊 |
| [27:53.499] | 岳：第三个呀 |
| [27:57.330] | 孙：你唱那戏干嘛，你你你这多寒碜呀 |
| [28:03.798] | 不是什么什么套儿，什…还有哪个字儿你和我讲讲 |
| [28:09.853] | 岳：里头有个主演叫窦尔根！ |
| [28:12.010] | 孙：什么？ |
| [28:13.003] | 岳：窦尔根！ |
| [28:14.033] | 孙：窦尔根！这玩意儿真饶舌这玩意儿，窦尔敦！ |
| [28:18.268] | 岳：窦尔敦，什么套儿！ |
| [28:19.481] | 孙：连环套！还套儿！ |
| [28:28.721] | 岳：我说我不说了你非得让我说 |
| [28:31.144] | 孙：废话，您说得不对，套！ |
| [28:34.122] | 岳：连环套（哎）三出戏（是）好，全都贴出去（啊）上大街上慰问他们 |
| [28:39.245] | 孙：噢您还慰问去 |
| [28:40.251] | 岳：当然啦（噢）人太多啦（是） |
| [28:42.160] | 买些水，买点儿药（哎哟）看看他们去（应该的） |
| [28:45.529] | 这帮人，白天还可以（啊）到了晚上，xue微有点儿冷啊（啊北京变天儿） |
| [28:51.002] | 是不是，白天多买报纸，到了晚上就盖 |
| [28:54.865] | 孙：哎呦呵，这盖报纸 |
| [28:55.993] | 岳：盖报纸啊（哎呀）好多人到了后半夜睡不着了（是）起来聊天儿吧（还聊天儿）诶聊天儿 |
| [29:01.010] | 哟大哥（大哥）您哪来的（哪来的） |
| [29:04.155] | 我…新疆，啊哈哈（嚯新疆）我听岳不群唱戏，你哪来的？（你哪来的） |
| [29:09.311] | 我西藏（嚯）嚯，都听我唱戏来了（是呀）瞧瞧他们（是是是） |
| [29:14.471] | 嗬好多人呐（嗯）都在那儿坐着呢 |
| [29:17.347] | 我一瞧，有一老大爷（老大爷） |
| [29:19.334] | 岁数挺大了（上岁数这人）花白的胡子（嗯）赶紧问问（问问）大爷，您是？ |
| [29:24.942] | 这位说了（说什么呀）我是拉登 |
| [29:27.433] | 孙：哎…哎哟，哟哟哟哟，行了把他招来了你 |
| [29:31.334] | 岳：本大爷 |
| [29:32.334] | 孙：哎本大爷？ |
| [29:34.783] | 岳：您怎么来啦（您怎么来了）多吓人呐（啊） |
| [29:38.441] | 布什不找你了吗（哎） |
| [29:41.103] | 找奥巴马了，诶嘿嘿嘿嘿 |
| [29:43.622] | 孙：消息灵通人士嗯 |
| [29:45.555] | 岳：我没事儿没事儿，不用担心我（是嘛） |
| [29:48.033] | 我说您是哪来的呀（啊打哪儿来）一直在北京生活吗（哎嚯） |
| [29:52.211] | 不是（啊）我是山西嘣来的 |
| [29:54.331] | 孙：哎…噢这倒是像，绑着炸药嘛 |
| [29:57.514] | 岳：好，你是嘣到这儿了吗（嘣到这儿了） |
| [29:59.466] | 不错（啊）我这炸药绑得合适，我嘣到通县了 |
| [30:03.166] | 孙：哎嚯，掉狗市里了 |
| [30:09.896] | 岳：那还不错（哎呀）呆着吧！（是） |
| [30:12.105] | 赶紧，回去跟经理商量能不能早开戏呀（哎早点儿开） |
| [30:15.433] | 经理说不行（哎哟）不行啊（啊）不行，不行就等着吧（等着吧） |
| [30:19.837] | 一直等到开戏的当天（是）离开戏还有四个钟头（怎么样） |
| [30:24.088] | 好，人全都坐满了（坐满了）乌压压全是人呐（哎呀） |
| [30:29.140] | 座无虚席呀（好哇）我很高兴呐（是是是） |
| [30:32.492] | 离开戏还有三个多钟头（怎么样）又来了二百多位 |
| [30:36.142] | 孙：哟来人啦？ |
| [30:37.002] | 岳：敲门呐（干嘛）梆梆梆敲门 |
| [30:38.266] | 开门~开门~我要听岳不群唱戏~岳不群~开门~ |
| [30:46.255] | 孙：这像报仇的这怎么像 |
| [30:48.213] | 岳：啊三天~ |
| [30:50.104] | 孙：哎这这行了 |
| [30:51.823] | 岳：经理出来了（啊）几位（几位）没票了（没了） |
| [30:55.210] | 要想买票也行（怎么办）咱只能站票了 |
| [30:58.129] | 孙：对了，站票是？ |
| [30:59.335] | 岳：站票…一千呐 |
| [31:01.992] | 孙：站票一千块钱？ |
| [31:02.991] | 岳：站票一千块钱，不论前后排一律一千！ |
| [31:05.041] | 孙：不是您坐着也一千块钱，站着也一千块钱（啊）那么黑呀你，啊 |
| [31:09.811] | 岳：谁黑呀？ |
| [31:10.233] | 孙：你用金钱弥补心灵创伤呢你 |
| [31:13.766] | 岳：谁黑呀？（你太黑了）一千块呀！ |
| [31:16.428] | 孙：你师傅才三百八知道么 |
| [31:19.075] | 岳：谁谁谁师傅谁师傅 |
| [31:20.739] | 孙：啊你没师傅你没师傅你没师傅，对 |
| [31:23.010] | 岳：就他？（哎哟）臭… |
| [31:27.144] | 孙：哎嗨嗨~我就得意你这句 |
| [31:32.179] | 岳：一千块钱呐（嗬）不论前后排（是） |
| [31:34.927] | 站着也是一千（啊站着一千）诶，二百多位全都安排好了（嗯） |
| [31:38.661] | 离开戏还有两个多钟头（两个） |
| [31:40.332] | 又来了二百多位（是）咚咚咚敲门 |
| [31:42.793] | 开门开门买票~买票~我们要听岳不群~买票~三天~ |
| [31:49.348] | 孙：嗬，观众挺高兴还 |
| [31:50.863] | 岳：经理出来了（啊）几位，没票了（没票了） |
| [31:53.455] | 要想买票也行（怎么样）咱只能蹲票了 |
| [31:56.614] | 孙：对了…这您等等吧我不明白（嗯？）蹲票是什么意思 |
| [31:59.410] | 岳：蹲票啊（啊）蹲哪儿啊（蹲哪儿啊） |
| [32:02.101] | 蹲在哪儿（啊）这您不知道吧（不知道） |
| [32:04.013] | 两个人往那儿一站都是上宽，人都是上宽下窄（噢） |
| [32:07.992] | 俩人往这儿一站中介儿这块地方儿，还有地方儿（噢是吗）嗯（噢） |
| [32:12.255] | 往俩人中介儿这儿一蹲（是）站着的这位高兴了（高兴了） |
| [32:15.891] | 嗬，太好了啊（嗯）茶杯有地方放了 |
| [32:19.044] | 孙：哎嚯，这肉茶几儿像话吗 |
| [32:21.149] | 岳：等等好了… |
| [32:22.166] | 孙：您等等吧您等等（嗯？）这蹲着多少钱呀 |
| [32:24.011] | 岳：一千呐 |
| [32:26.438] | 孙：当茶几儿也一千？（啊）哎呀 |
| [32:30.047] | 岳：嘿，离开戏还有一个多钟头（是） |
| [32:32.249] | 又来了一百多位（又来人了） |
| [32:33.927] | 买票~买票~我们要听岳不群~买票~ |
| [32:38.721] | 经理哭着出来了（哎哟呵）几位（嗯）实在是没票了（没了） |
| [32:46.108] | 要买票也行（怎么样）咱只能趴票了 |
| [32:48.966] | 孙：对了…您等等我不明白，什么叫趴票啊？ |
| [32:52.241] | 岳：趴票…（啊）这个人呐啊，座位下头（嗯）还有地方儿 |
| [32:55.816] | 你看现在观众座位下头也有空地方儿啊（有空地儿）诶（噢） |
| [32:59.259] | 有打最后一排匍匐前进（哎哟嚯）来到最头的一排（是） |
| [33:04.650] | 坐的这位不高兴了（怎么了）哎呀（嚯）怎么出来一人呐（钻出一人来） |
| [33:11.233] | 土行孙！ |
| [33:12.985] | 孙：哎这嗨！（诶嘿）还封神榜呢还，没没没没有 |
| [33:17.058] | 岳：你是不是土行孙！ |
| [33:18.053] | 孙：行行行行了！没有这么问，土行孙这么出来的呀？ |
| [33:21.310] | 岳：大哥（嗯）大哥我我不是我不姓土（哎，还真答应） |
| [33:25.240] | 我也不是什么土行孙（哎）我买的趴票 |
| [33:27.900] | 孙：哎嗬！ |
| [33:29.155] | 岳：你趴票不行啊（嗯）我脚放哪儿啊（没地方放） |
| [33:32.963] | 嗯…您放我脑袋上吧！（啊？）放我脑袋上（折一脑袋）就为听我呀（哎哟） |
| [33:39.133] | 这你说的啊（啊）走你~（嚯） |
| [33:41.520] | 再瞧这位哎呀~（哎呀真踩）踩着了（是是是） |
| [33:45.287] | 刚踩上，这位扒了脚脖子，哎，大哥大哥，大哥（干嘛）您起来点儿（嗯）我喊声好行吗 |
| [33:52.200] | 孙：这还没开呢！ |
| [33:53.437] | 岳：就是啊，这还没开戏呢你喊什么好啊（是啊） |
| [33:56.827] | 诶嘿，我怕我tm活不了那会儿 |
| [34:00.126] | 孙：哎…这图什么许的，我问问您（嗯？）您这就这趴票多少钱？ |
| [34:07.869] | 岳：一千呐！ |
| [34:09.213] | 孙：这踩死也一千？（啊哈哈哈）哎呀 |
| [34:12.059] | 岳：你这样你图什么呀？（是是是）行，喊吧（让他喊） |
| [34:15.641] | 把脚抬开了（嗯）再瞧这位，好，哎呀~（哎这怎么了）又踩上了！ |
| [34:21.174] | 孙：哎呀嗬 |
| [34:22.299] | 岳：离开戏还有半个多钟头（怎么样）又来了二十四位（来人了）带着刀子来的 |
| [34:27.548] | 孙：干嘛呀？ |
| [34:28.614] | 岳：不让我们进去我们剖腹自杀！ |
| [34:30.835] | 孙：噢日本的朋友嗯 |
| [34:34.823] | 岳：终于赶到了 |
| [34:35.824] | 孙：是是是是是，不易啊嗯 |
| [34:37.462] | 岳：买票~买票~（哎呀）经理出来了（嗯） |
| [34:42.152] | 你们是要自杀吗？（哎都看出来了）先弄死我吧（哎没听说过） |
| [34:46.872] | 我实在是没辙了（怎么了）您看看，由上到下由…嘿！ |
| [34:52.166] | 孙：怎么了？ |
| [34:53.241] | 岳：要想买票也行 |
| [34:54.286] | 孙：有什么主意呀？ |
| [34:55.371] | 岳：吊票！ |
| [34:57.163] | 孙：您等等吧（嗯？）都新鲜，怎么还有吊票？ |
| [34:59.338] | 岳：剧场上头有八个电扇（是吗）一个电扇三个扇叶儿（哎哟） |
| [35:03.335] | 正好来了二十四位，三八二十四啊（嚯）给他们吊起来（吊起来）赶紧打发人… |
| [35:09.133] | 孙：哎，您这吊票多少钱？ |
| [35:10.296] | 岳：一千零五十啊 |
| [35:12.214] | 孙：哎不这怎么还贵五十啊？ |
| [35:13.900] | 岳：绳子钱呐！ |
| [35:15.630] | 孙：怎么一点儿血不出啊你们 |
| [35:18.215] | 岳：哈哈（哎呀）行了打发人，买绳子去（是是是） |
| [35:20.834] | 绳子买了给他们捆好了（哎呀）二十四个人全都捆好喽（啊） |
| [35:24.259] | 马上要开戏了（怎么了）谁成想（啊） |
| [35:27.145] | 朋友们（啊）亲爱的朋友们（呦呵这咬牙切齿的样儿）有十六个人骂街了 |
| [35:32.448] | 孙：对了…才十六个骂呀？ |
| [35:35.951] | 岳：十六个人骂街了（干嘛呀）干嘛？（嗯） |
| [35:38.319] | 他说了（说什么呀）凭什么！（啊）凭什么他看头了我们看后头！ |
| [35:44.022] | 孙：哎…这什么意思呀？ |
| [35:45.250] | 岳：您琢磨这个扇叶儿（嗯）一个冲前俩冲后啊 |
| [35:49.014] | 孙：哎…好俩冲后边儿看呢！（啊）哎呀 |
| [35:51.240] | 岳：嗯这怎么办呢（这怎么办呀）后来我出一好主意（什么主意）把电扇开开！ |
| [35:56.120] | 孙：哎…你损不损呐你 |
| [35:59.358] | 岳：这才转起来（哎呀）嘿，坐着的这位很高兴 |
| [36:03.433] | 孙：坐着怎么了？ |
| [36:04.721] | 岳：好哇（嗯）看京剧外带空中飞人啦！ |
| [36:07.833] | 孙：哎好，没听说过 |
| [36:10.100] | 岳：他们很高兴（是是是） |
| [36:11.425] | 此时此刻（嗯）我已经扮上了（噢您扮上戏了） |
| [36:15.240] | 化好妆了（是）衣服穿上了（好）准备唱戏（好啊） |
| [36:19.543] | 我心想我一上台准有碰头好（那是应该的）诶我那天我唱武家…坡，武家坡 |
| [36:27.725] | 孙：行，记性还不错嗯 |
| [36:29.216] | 岳：武家坡我来一个，我来一个老生（诶老生嘿）先来一个老生（啊） |
| [36:33.140] | 一马离了西凉界 |
| [36:35.133] | 孙：这一声碰头好 |
| [36:36.572] | 岳：对啦，就这一句听啊（诶您来来我们听听）我一上场，我一张嘴唱这出戏啊（嗯）注意听啊 |
| [36:42.733] | 孙：啊嚯现琢磨是吗 |
| [36:44.359] | 岳：谁呀？（哎）脑腔共鸣啊 |
| [36:48.166] | 孙：哎呀哎… |
| [36:50.391] | 岳：全都收到这儿来呀 |
| [36:51.233] | 孙：哎这…行了行了行了 |
| [36:52.672] | 岳：嗓门儿高啊 |
| [36:54.615] | 孙：这还…眼睛都看不见了这都 |
| [36:56.692] | 岳：您就听着吧（啊呀）一马离了西凉界（您来来） |
| [37:11.833] | 就这么一嗓子就听见台底下哗~ |
| [37:15.140] | 孙：这个好哦 |
| [37:16.155] | 岳：这个骂街哟（这还不骂街呢！）骂着街就退票去（早该走） |
| [37:20.450] | 岳：这是你们不懂（是吗）什么叫京剧（哦？） |
| [37:23.756] | 您还别说，真有二十四位没走 |
| [37:26.042] | 孙：爱听！ |
| [37:27.054] | 岳：吊那儿下不来了！ |
| [37:28.331] | 孙：哎，去你的吧 |
| [00:06.578] | sun: huo hai you yao ne, na ni dang wu da le |
| [00:16.870] | ai you he, ze, dei kui shi ni, ni shi fu ma fan le |
| [00:28.367] | yue: jiu zhe yang ba, nong bu hao, zhe ge men r tai gao le |
| [00:30.165] | sun: bie chu zui li jiu xing |
| [00:33.967] | yue: xie xie gang cai na er wei shuo de hen hao |
| [00:41.210] | sun: shi |
| [00:41.410] | yue: xie dui lian |
| [00:42.218] | sun: xie dui lian er |
| [00:43.178] | yue: xie jin he zhe ge hou zhen er wei gei nin shuo le yi duan, xia qu xiu xi xiu xi |
| [00:47.121] | sun: a xiu xi yi hui er |
| [00:47.690] | yue: zhe chang you ba nin huan shang lai le |
| [00:49.200] | sun: a wo |
| [00:49.879] | yue: sun yue sun lao shi |
| [00:51.333] | sun: nin lao shi |
| [00:51.789] | yue: a ha, xiang sheng shuo de hen hao |
| [00:52.867] | sun: shi ma |
| [00:53.367] | yue: nin dui wo shu xi ma? |
| [00:57.678] | sun: na fang mian? |
| [01:01.020] | wo wo hao jiu suan wo bu ren shi ni ba bai shou |
| [01:06.870] | yue: shen me jiao suan bu ren shi wo ya |
| [01:08.899] | sun: wo bu ren shi ni |
| [01:09.678] | yue: bu ren shi wo? ni lian wo ni dou bu ren shi? |
| [01:13.879] | sun: na zen me le |
| [01:15.505] | yue: ai ya |
| [01:17.871] | sun: ni ma shui ne |
| [01:19.909] | yue: wo duo you ming qi le ni bu ren shi wo? |
| [01:23.777] | sun: wo you ming qi zen me dou zhe de xing a |
| [01:26.300] | yue: ni da ting da ting qu |
| [01:28.800] | sun: wo dou bu ren shi ni wo gen shui da ting a wo |
| [01:31.101] | yue: ni shang wang cha yi cha |
| [01:32.479] | sun: wo bu ren shi ni wo zen me cha ya wo |
| [01:33.812] | yue: wo hen you ming qi ya |
| [01:35.122] | sun: nin you shen me ming qi ya |
| [01:36.233] | yue: wo zai jing jin shang ni da ting da ting, wu ren bu zhi wu ren bu xiao a |
| [01:40.477] | sun: bu bu bu bu bu, na er? |
| [01:42.367] | yue: jing jin shang! |
| [01:43.698] | sun: jing jin shang? a zhe jing |
| [01:45.909] | yue: bei jing! |
| [01:46.543] | sun: jin |
| [01:47.366] | yue: tian jin! |
| [01:47.788] | sun: shang |
| [01:48.723] | yue: shang hai ya! |
| [01:51.360] | sun: ai ya na jiao jing jin hu |
| [02:03.130] | hai jing jin shang, nin shi gen mai rou shi de da qi lai le shi zen me zhao |
| [02:08.879] | yue: ni shuo zhe ge you yi si ma |
| [02:10.567] | sun: nin shuo zhe ge you yi si ma, a |
| [02:12.823] | yue: jiu jing jin hu |
| [02:14.136] | sun: ai jing jin bu shi jing jin hu, nin gan ma ne wo jiu de fei dei zhi dao nin? |
| [02:18.100] | yue: zhen bu ren shi wo ya? |
| [02:19.101] | sun: bu ren shi |
| [02:20.212] | yue: wo gei ni ti ge ren |
| [02:21.365] | sun: hai ti ren er le |
| [02:22.798] | yue: xiao zhi zi |
| [02:24.350] | sun: shen me? |
| [02:24.925] | yue: xiao zhi zi |
| [02:25.645] | sun: bu ren shi, wo zhi dao xiao qia zi er |
| [02:28.644] | yue: shen me jiao xiao qia zi ya |
| [02:30.264] | sun: shen me jiao xiao zhi zi ya |
| [02:31.745] | yue: kui zhi zi! |
| [02:33.569] | sun: kui yu kui zhi? |
| [02:34.533] | yue: a |
| [02:35.865] | sun: chang xi na wei? |
| [02:36.520] | yue: a |
| [02:37.364] | sun: zhong guo di yi lao sheng? |
| [02:38.108] | yue: a, xia xia xia xia xia |
| [02:39.958] | sun: ni a? ni ren shi yu kui zhi? |
| [02:44.250] | bu shi o ni shou shen me ci ji la? |
| [02:46.866] | zhe lian zen me dou fu nen le, bu shi ni |
| [02:49.850] | yue: zhun zhi dao bu ren shi wo ba |
| [02:51.100] | sun: bu shi ni ni |
| [02:52.233] | yue: na wo dang yu kui zhi le shi bu shi? |
| [02:54.251] | sun: dui le shui na ni dang yu ni shuo de, yu kui zhi ren shi ma, ni shuo de |
| [02:28.533] | yue: wo bu shi yu kui zhi |
| [03:01.068] | sun: ni bu shi yu kui zhi |
| [03:02.369] | yue: wo gei yu kui zhi deng san lun er, zhe you duo shao nian le! |
| [03:05.387] | sun: ai zhe xing xing xing xing xing xing |
| [03:07.211] | yue: duo shao nian le ni suan suan |
| [03:08.334] | sun: beng duo shao nian! zhe deng san lun de zhi ye ye mei duo shao nian le zhi dao ma |
| [03:11.752] | yue: shui deng san lun? |
| [03:12.698] | sun: ni bu shi deng san lun a |
| [03:14.901] | yue: shui deng san lun? |
| [03:15.202] | sun: ni gei yu kui zhi deng san lun a |
| [03:16.605] | yue: bu shi |
| [03:17.549] | sun: zen me le |
| [03:18.397] | yue: yu kui zhi deng wo de san lun |
| [03:21.320] | sun: ni jiao san lun |
| [03:26.178] | yue: fei dei qi zhe wo shi bu shi? |
| [03:28.564] | sun: bu shi deng wo ni shen me yi si mei ming bai, |
| [03:31.133] | yue: shi zhe me hui shi er a nin shuo yu kui zhi da huo er dou shu ba a |
| [03:34.100] | yu kui zhi shi yi ge chang xi de |
| [03:35.678] | sun: lao sheng a |
| [03:36.100] | yue: ta zhe ren you yi mao bing |
| [03:37.425] | sun: shen me mao bing? |
| [03:37.878] | yue: ai yun |
| [03:40.200] | sun: na shen ti hai bu cuo |
| [03:42.967] | yue: jiao xiu yi xiao bu shi |
| [03:43.765] | sun: shen me yun? |
| [03:44.203] | yue: ai yun, zuo chuan de shi hou yun chuan ai yo zuo che de shi hou yun che shi ma zuo fei ji shi hou yun fei |
| [03:51.356] | sun: ai yo na chu bu liao men zhe ren |
| [03:52.922] | yue: dai shen me yun shen me a ta zhi neng shang ban zi ji qi che deng che? ai hou lai ta na che huai le o wo gen ta hao peng you a |
| [04:01.100] | sun: o ni men hao peng you |
| [04:04.823] | sun: o ta jie ni san lun, deng san lun shang ban |
| [04:06.855] | yue: a |
| [04:07.000] | sun: zhe me da yi shu jia |
| [04:08.100] | yue: a |
| [04:08.866] | sun: ai ya |
| [04:09.122] | yue: suo yi wo gen yu kui zhi, wo men lia shi hao peng you |
| [04:12.267] | sun: na hao peng you |
| [04:13.187] | yue: ta shi yi ge chang xi de a wo ye shi a |
| [04:15.620] | sun: nin nin ye chang xi? |
| [04:16.823] | yue: a |
| [04:17.950] | sun: nin a? |
| [04:19.000] | yue: zen me bu xing a |
| [04:20.202] | sun: bu shi wo zhen bu shi bu xing, wo zhen mei kan chu nin shi chang xi de |
| [04:23.456] | yue: ai yo, wo wo wo, wo gao su ni a a nin gao su wo shen me ya |
| [04:26.569] | wo zhe ren ke pi qi bu hao, ni zai shuo yi bian wo nen si ni |
| [04:31.266] | sun: wo men zhe you yi ge jiao li he biao de |
| [04:37.250] | ni dong wo yi ge shi shi |
| [04:41.133] | yue: wo you zheng! |
| [04:48.233] | sun: ni na ge zhun yun zheng bu guan yong zhi dao ma, zhe guan shen me yong a |
| [04:53.368] | yue: wo ye shi yi ge chang xi de |
| [04:55.142] | sun: nin chang jing xi de? |
| [04:56.266] | yue: dui la |
| [04:56.892] | sun: o |
| [04:57.346] | yue: jing ju, na shi guo cei a peng you men |
| [05:02.365] | sun: na jiu bie chang le, dou cei le shi ma, guo cui! |
| [05:06.910] | yue: guo cui! |
| [05:07.612] | sun: |
| [05:09.300] | zhong: cua cui |
| [05:11.638] | huo zhe xu xiao bao chang shi ba |
| [05:14.652] | yue: zhe dou shi wo men tong xue xiao |
| [05:15.698] | sun: ai xing xing xing xing le! chang xi de hai dao zi ne hai, tong xiao ne hai |
| [05:20.439] | yue: guo cui o cua cui |
| [05:25.100] | sun: ai zhe wan yi er zen me pin shang lai de nin xian deng deng |
| [05:27.245] | nin xian bie shuo le a, o nin shi chang xi de a |
| [05:29.421] | yue: ni hai bu ren shi wo ne |
| [05:30.600] | sun: nin jiao shen me ming zi wo bu zhi dao a wo zhe, wo zen me ren shi ni, a? |
| [05:34.523] | yue: ti qi wo de ming zi lai zan de duo shuo liang ju |
| [05:37.648] | sun: nin zhe jiu shuo bu shao le |
| [05:39.866] | yue: yuan xian bei jing you yi ge ke bian er |
| [05:41.932] | sun: shen me ming zi? |
| [05:42.310] | yue: ke ban er! |
| [05:44.371] | sun: o ke bian er nin zao lie le |
| [05:47.268] | yue: ke ban jiao zuo fu lian cheng |
| [05:48.996] | sun: a you |
| [05:49.533] | yue: yi gong qi ke |
| [05:50.213] | sun: na qi ke |
| [05:51.266] | yue: xi lian fu sheng shi yuan yun qing sheng ping zhe me qi ke |
| [05:56.397] | sun: ai yo ni da deng tai jiu bu shi shu zhi dao ma, zhe shi ke ya zhe shi, a |
| [06:01.520] | yue: shuo dui le |
| [06:02.133] | sun: zen me wo shuo dui le? |
| [06:03.214] | yue: shi ke a yi gong shi shi ge zi er shi ke shi a ke shi zen me yang ban dao qi ke jiu mei wang xia ban |
| [06:10.385] | sun: o qing sheng ping jiu mei you le |
| [06:11.795] | yue: zhe shi you de peng you shuo mei wang xia ban o qi shi bu dui |
| [06:14.574] | sun: zen me ne |
| [06:15.215] | yue: zhuan ru di xia |
| [06:17.112] | sun: di xia? |
| [06:18.166] | yue: qian fu, dong ma? |
| [06:20.345] | sun: ai yo |
| [06:21.100] | yue: ei hei, you xu le qi ke |
| [06:22.946] | sun: o you hou xu qi ke |
| [06:24.200] | yue: dui la |
| [06:25.120] | sun: o dou shen me zi er a wo ting ting |
| [06:26.397] | yue: yi chang bu kan dou nan shou, qi ke |
| [06:32.144] | sun: ai ya, zhen shui a zhe ming zi |
| [06:35.877] | guang gao ci er ma zhe bu jiu shi |
| [06:38.254] | o nin shi hou qi ke de |
| [06:39.512] | yue: dui la |
| [06:40.023] | sun: nin nei ge zi er de |
| [06:41.126] | yue: bu zi ke! |
| [06:42.536] | sun: bu yi chang bu kan, o bu zi ke |
| [06:44.855] | yue: dui la |
| [06:45.598] | sun: na nin jiao shen me ya |
| [06:46.578] | yue: bu qun! |
| [06:52.169] | sun: ai, ai, nin gui xing? |
| [06:54.388] | yue: yue! |
| [06:57.345] | sun: yue bu qun? |
| [07:00.833] | yue: xiang mei xiang qi lai? |
| [07:02.623] | sun: jian zhe huo de le, wo jing shu li kan jian le |
| [07:07.283] | yue: xiang qi lai le ba? |
| [07:08.510] | sun: e you dian er yin xiang le |
| [07:09.930] | yue: dong fang xiong! |
| [07:10.532] | sun: ai shui dong fang xiong a? |
| [07:15.211] | yue: yue bu qun a yo jiu shi wo, wu ren bu zhi wu ren bu xiao a |
| [07:19.333] | sun: shi shi shi |
| [07:19.921] | yue: wo chang xi chang de hao ji le |
| [07:21.154] | sun: nin hai chang xi? |
| [07:21.691] | yue: zui zao a wo gen kui zhi zi ai yo wo men lia dou shi chang lao sheng de |
| [07:25.768] | sun: o zui zao chang lao sheng, na xian zai ne? |
| [07:28.756] | yue: qing yi |
| [07:32.245] | sun: o, nin zhuan bian de hai hen che di |
| [07:35.677] | yue: wo zhuan de hao ji le |
| [07:36.693] | sun: shi ma |
| [07:37.100] | yue: , zhi qian wo chang nan jiao er o nan de hou lai wo chang dan jue er ai yo |
| [07:41.310] | zai nan yu nv zhi jian zhe ge gan jue wo zhao de ai yo wei |
| [07:50.233] | wu ren neng di ya |
| [07:51.598] | sun: dui, zhu yao shi nin zhe jue xin da, |
| [07:55.449] | yue: ni lai ma? |
| [07:55.923] | sun: wo bu lai! |
| [07:57.832] | wo lai ta gan ma wo |
| [07:59.120] | yue: hei, wo chang de hao ji le |
| [08:00.995] | sun: bu shi bu shi, nin ei ei |
| [08:02.836] | yue: zan zhe hu zi! |
| [08:03.962] | sun: ei, you ma! |
| [08:06.155] | yue: zai zuo de nan tong bao men a ni men shi bu shi yong de ji lie feng su san |
| [08:10.749] | sun: gua hu dao er a |
| [08:11.682] | yue: wo, bu yong le |
| [08:14.241] | sun: nin zhe sheng nin zhe shi |
| [08:16.355] | yue: pao qi le |
| [08:17.123] | sun: ai yo, shen me pao qi le |
| [08:19.035] | yue: ei hei deng deng deng sheng qian a |
| [08:21.067] | sun: ei bie, zhe bu shi sheng qian a zhe wan yi er, a |
| [08:23.432] | o nin shuo nin chang de hao ji le |
| [08:24.613] | yue: wo chang de hao ji le |
| [08:25.698] | sun: wo zen me mei ting nin chang guo ya |
| [08:27.391] | yue: bu guang ni mei ting wo chang guo a ni men hou tai you yi ge yan yuan hou tai chou bu yao lian na ge yan yuan |
| [08:33.823] | sun: hou tai chou bu yao lian de duo le, ni shuo nei ge? |
| [08:43.100] | yue: jiu na ge, ding jian |
| [08:46.823] | sun: shen me? |
| [08:47.700] | yue: ding jian de |
| [08:48.972] | sun: shui ya |
| [08:51.623] | yue: xiao de! |
| [08:54.833] | sun: xiao de? a ni gan dou shuo chu lai ma? |
| [08:59.633] | yue: da guo! |
| [09:04.125] | sun: hai you yi zi er ni shuo chu lai ba |
| [09:05.236] | yue: gang zi! |
| [09:07.645] | sun: lian qi lai shi? |
| [09:09.178] | yue: guo de gang! zen me la? chou bu yao lian! |
| [09:37.198] | sun: ni zhe xiang bu zou dou bu xing le zhi dao ma |
| [09:41.144] | yue: chuo si ta |
| [09:41.561] | sun: ai ya xing la! na zhen zha ren ne hai |
| [09:44.345] | yue: jiu shi ta! ai yo guo de gang! |
| [09:47.100] | sun: ni zai shuo qian bian r na ci er |
| [09:50.345] | yue: ta kan bu shang wo! |
| [09:53.098] | sun: shui dou kan bu shang ni zhe li tou |
| [09:55.691] | yue: ta jue de wo bu xing, na tian, ta zai ni men hou tai dai zhe ne a wo shang ni men hou tai lai le a |
| [10:00.985] | wo yao gen ta liao yi liao tian, shui cheng xiang zen me yang bu na zheng yan qiao wo |
| [10:05.366] | sun: o bu na zheng yan qiao ni |
| [10:06.429] | yue: zhe me kan wo |
| [10:07.432] | sun: zen me kan de ya |
| [10:10.619] | yue: bu shi ni yao si a ni |
| [10:16.910] | sun: ni you bo ke ba |
| [10:19.685] | dou zhe me da dan r ne ni |
| [10:22.433] | yue: hui hao hao kan ren ma |
| [10:24.103] | sun: kan de bu shi ren bei na jiu shi |
| [10:35.125] | yue: bi zui a |
| [10:36.330] | sun: ni, ni bie dong shou a, ni bie dong shou a |
| [10:41.812] | yue: zuo zuo si ta |
| [10:43.298] | sun: shui shuo de |
| [10:44.300] | yue: ting shuo ni chang xi de? a ? o huo |
| [10:48.266] | dui a, gan ma ya? |
| [10:52.310] | na tian gei wo men chang yi hui ya a, bu cuo a |
| [10:55.531] | rang wo men ting ting a hei rang wo men ting ting a |
| [10:58.200] | sun: ai, zhe xiang ni shi fu |
| [10:59.300] | yue: dao mei mu yang ni kan kan! a? gen wo zhe me shuo hua, ei! |
| [11:02.182] | sun: deng hui er deng hui er |
| [11:04.032] | yue: wo chong ta zhe yi ju hua zen me yang wo chang yi hui |
| [11:06.814] | sun: nin chang yi hui? |
| [11:07.633] | yue: bie kan wo duo nian bu chang le, wo lai yi hui |
| [11:10.263] | sun: na hao a |
| [11:11.132] | yue: bei jing a bei jing you yi ge chang an da xi yuan you mei you? you zhen you ma? |
| [11:18.312] | sun: meng ne, a? na ke bu zhen you ma |
| [11:22.056] | yue: jiu na! o jiu na wo zai na chang yi hui hao a |
| [11:24.835] | wo zhao dao chang an da xi yuan jing li a zong jing li |
| [11:27.800] | wo xian zi wo jie shao yi xia a nin jiu lian xi yi xia |
| [11:29.913] | zhe wei tong zhi hei tong zhi nin hao wo xian zi wo jie shao yi xia nin shuo wo, jiao yue bu qun |
| [11:35.622] | sun: nin ba zhe nin ba zhe shou fang xia ba |
| [11:37.550] | yue: wo shi chang xi de ai yo yo he jing ju ai wo chang de hao ji le shi ma |
| [11:41.683] | wo yao zai ni zhe er chang xi, xing bu xing? li bai wu li bai liu, liang tian |
| [11:46.673] | sun: o chang liang tian |
| [11:48.058] | yue: a, nin shi yue bu qun? zhe jing li wo xian zi wo jie shao yi xia a nin ke qi yi xia ba |
| [11:54.314] | wo jiao er zhong er zhong? er zhong! o wo fu xing ling hu |
| [11:59.233] | sun: o ling |
| [12:00.426] | yue: ling hu er zhong |
| [12:07.033] | sun: na zi er jiao chong ba? |
| [12:09.996] | yue: jiu shi er zhong! |
| [12:10.723] | sun: ni tu di ne zhe shi, shen me er zhong a |
| [12:13.124] | yue: er zhong a ai ya gai er zhong le hai ni zai zhe er dai zhe ne ai |
| [12:16.355] | a, wo zai zhe er chang xi xing bu xing xing ma shi fu, xing a |
| [12:20.267] | sun: ze, jiao shi fu le dou |
| [12:21.967] | yue: xing a zen me dou xing a zen me dou xing li bai wu li bai liu, shi zhe li bai ma? a |
| [12:26.238] | xing zan shuo hao le, nin hui qu ba! a wo gei nin ban! hao |
| [12:29.045] | zhuan yan wo jiu hui qu le gang dao jia, shou ji xiang le |
| [12:32.046] | sun: o lai dian hua |
| [12:32.933] | yue: lai dian hua, yin wei wo na shou ji you ling sheng |
| [12:35.823] | sun: o hai you ling sheng ne |
| [12:37.156] | yue: he xian de! |
| [12:38.219] | sun: ai yo, ge qu? |
| [12:39.617] | yue: na dang ran la shi ma hao ting zhe ne |
| [12:41.896] | sun: nin lai duan |
| [12:42.120] | yue: wo gei nin xue xue a |
| [12:42.833] | sun: nin gei wo xue xue wo ting ting shen me ge |
| [12:45.248] | yue: zhen qing xiang cao yuan guang kuo ceng ceng feng yu bu neng zu ge deng dao yun kai, ri chu shi hou wan zhang yang guang, zhao yao ni wo a |
| [13:13.267] | sun: ai ai ai bie bie, xian bie a le, zhe ge er jiao shen me ming zi ya |
| [13:20.900] | yue: you yi si ma |
| [13:22.768] | sun: tai you le |
| [13:24.899] | yue: yi jian mei! mei |
| [13:27.273] | sun: na ni xin li hai shi fang bu xia |
| [13:32.913] | yue: wo yi qiao a er zhong lai dian hua le shi a zhe wo de jie a ni de jie |
| [13:36.837] | er zhong o er zhong zen me hui shi er a |
| [13:39.033] | shi fu, shi zhe me hui shi er a zhe li bai wu li bai liu nin bie chang le zen me bu rang chang le |
| [13:44.364] | yin wei, xiao yu zi yao zai zhe er chang xi, nin bie lai le |
| [13:47.319] | sun: xiao yu zi? |
| [13:48.310] | yue: xiao yu zi shui ya wo yi ting xiao yu zi gei wo qi huai le |
| [13:51.521] | sun: xiao yu zi jiu qi huai le a shui? |
| [13:53.598] | yue: kuai feng le wo le |
| [13:54.366] | sun: bu shi zhe xiao yu zi shui nin shuo shuo |
| [13:55.688] | yue: pei yu! |
| [13:57.431] | sun: wang pei yu? nv lao sheng? |
| [13:59.800] | yue: ta shi ge nv de ai yo ta chang nan de shi a wo |
| [14:04.871] | wu suo wei |
| [14:07.562] | sun: fan zheng nin zhe yi cheng shi shi le fan zheng |
| [14:10.140] | yue: wu suo wei shi shi shi bu rang chang le a, zen me yang huan yi jia er o huan di r |
| [14:15.013] | bei jing, you yi ge bao li ju yuan you mei you ai you you you a? |
| [14:19.912] | sun: ai ya nin mai cai piao qu ba |
| [14:22.133] | yue: jiu bao li ju yuan a bao li ju yuan wo yao zai na chang hao |
| [14:26.149] | wo zhao jing li, gen jing li shuo, wo yao zai zhe chang san tian |
| [14:29.356] | sun: o, chou zhe mu yang er |
| [14:30.724] | yue: a, ta zai na r chang liang tian a wo chang san tian! |
| [14:33.900] | sun: o gai san tian |
| [14:34.461] | yue: wo jiao yue bu qun shi gei wo an pai ba an pai e, bie de shi er ni beng guan le shi |
| [14:39.341] | wo, da zi bao wo zi ji xie |
| [14:42.091] | sun: ai, ai yo nin deng deng nin deng deng, hai da zi bao? zhe bu jiu shi guang gao me, dui wai xuan chuan? |
| [14:48.332] | ni rang ta men ban bu jiu wan le me, gan ma zi ji xie ya? |
| [14:50.469] | yue: wo bu fang xin! |
| [14:52.826] | sun: nin hai you bu fang xin de shi hou ne |
| [14:54.102] | yue: dang ran le |
| [14:55.045] | sun: nin hai you fang bu xia xin de shi hou ne |
| [14:57.645] | yue: wo zi ji lai o da hai bao wo zi ji xie |
| [15:00.350] | sun: zi ji xie hai bao |
| [15:03.893] | yue: zhong yao de tong zhi |
| [15:06.389] | sun: nin zhe cun li kai hui a zhe shi |
| [15:10.135] | yue: qin ai de jing ai de xi mi de, peng you men |
| [15:14.245] | sun: zen me na me xie de ya |
| [15:15.963] | yue: zhu yi le ai, hai zhu yi le |
| [15:19.023] | zhu ming de jing ju de da ge er de biao yan yi shu jia zhe hai da ge er de yue bu qun ai ya yao zai zhe her chang xi |
| [15:29.735] | sun: dui le shen me jiao zhe her a |
| [15:31.956] | yue: her wo hai bu hui xie, wo xie yi pin yin ai ya |
| [15:41.215] | he er her |
| [15:42.399] | sun: ai hao, nin zhe da zi bao gao ji le |
| [15:44.925] | yue: yao zai zhe her chang xi ai ya |
| [15:47.492] | yue bu qun chang xi zen me yang na zhen shi, hao ji le |
| [15:52.496] | sun: ai ya a, zhe ci er zhen shui |
| [15:55.648] | yue: te bie de hao ting |
| [15:57.140] | sun: ai ya xing, bu hui kua ren jiu bie shuo le |
| [15:58.996] | yue: ta jing guo duo nian de zi xi zuan yan he, zuan yan |
| [16:04.316] | xian yi cheng jing a? bu shi, xian yi cheng xian ai si le e, xian yi cheng ming cheng ming o xian yi cheng ming |
| [16:12.745] | zhen de |
| [16:13.988] | sun: hai zhen de? pa bie ren bu xin hai shi zen me zhao |
| [16:17.192] | yue: ta chang de na shi hao ji le |
| [16:19.200] | sun: ai yo nin ci er shui bu shui a zhe |
| [16:20.933] | yue: lao sheng, qing yi ai yo dou neng chang |
| [16:25.431] | sun: ai, er yi zi zhong xing ren xi |
| [16:27.587] | yue: ni cai er yi zi ne |
| [16:29.768] | sun: nin bie wang xin li qu mei shi er a |
| [16:31.276] | yue: dou neng chang |
| [16:32.499] | sun: a dou neng lai a |
| [16:33.521] | yue: di xia you wo de jian jie |
| [16:35.147] | sun: o yo hai you jian jie ne |
| [16:36.122] | yue: yue bu qun a sheng yu yi jiu ji ji nian ai you a zhi |
| [16:40.215] | sun: na nian? ni zhe, ni xian bian pai yi ge |
| [16:45.836] | yue: suan liao bu xie le |
| [16:47.013] | sun: ai, jiu mei you xie zhe ge de |
| [16:48.682] | yue: rang ta men zi ji tian |
| [16:49.688] | sun: o zi ji tian ta duo hen ni le jiu shi |
| [16:53.452] | yue: ta a yao zai zhe her ai her chang xi shi kuo hao a! san tian |
| [17:02.725] | sun: gan ma hai a san tian |
| [17:04.120] | yue: bu dong le ba bu dong |
| [17:05.924] | a! san tian zhe shi yi ge gan tan ci o ru guo shuo da hai bao wang zhe yi tie |
| [17:10.110] | zhe wei wang zhe yi zhan, nian zhe ge hai bao, nian dao zhe a! san tian |
| [17:13.900] | pang bian you ge zou lu de, ? shen me wan yi er, a san tian o wo guo qu qiao qiao |
| [17:20.826] | sun: o zhe xi yin ren |
| [17:22.018] | yue: yue bu qun! ai you a ai yo chang xi a, san tian! you lai yi ge |
| [17:26.492] | pang bian you guo lai yi ge, shen me wan yi er o hao duo guan zhong dou lai la |
| [17:31.263] | sun: ai ya, guang gao yu dang ran la o chang san tian |
| [17:35.211] | yue: a, san tian! di xia wu liu ri |
| [17:37.894] | sun: wu liu ri, o |
| [17:38.899] | yue: wu liu ri o dan hou lai wo you gai cheng wu liu tian, wo xin qing hen yu men, yin wei bu de bu gai wei shi me ya |
| [17:45.056] | yin wei wo tao yan na ge zi er |
| [17:51.873] | sun: ai ya |
| [17:53.017] | yue: zhi dao nei ge zi er ma |
| [17:54.135] | sun: , wu liu shi ba |
| [17:56.738] | yue: gai cheng wu liu tian |
| [17:58.347] | sun: ni xin li hai shi bu xiang zhe zhi dao ma |
| [18:00.087] | yue: li bai wu, li bai liu, li bai tian r |
| [18:01.721] | sun: ai shi shi shi |
| [18:02.836] | yue: he! da hai bao yi tie a quan shi jie dou shi |
| [18:06.139] | sun: huo quan shi jie? |
| [18:07.315] | yue: ei, guang gao pai |
| [18:08.466] | sun: na de yin duo shao fen a |
| [18:09.167] | yue: bei jing shi a, guang gao pai zi quan shi wo hei yo gao su gong lu liang bian er guang gao pai zi quan shi wo! |
| [18:15.104] | sun: bu shi na di fang shui kan na? |
| [18:16.836] | yue: kai che de ya! o a, san tian! |
| [18:20.334] | sun: ze, ni zhe yao zhuang shang san tian bu yi ding chu de lai zhi dao ma |
| [18:23.915] | yue: duo hao ai ya jing cang gao su wei shi me du che? |
| [18:26.108] | sun: wei shi me ya |
| [18:27.011] | yue: a, san tian! |
| [18:28.122] | sun: ai hao! |
| [18:29.013] | yue: dang dang dang dang |
| [18:30.045] | sun: ai de de de, du san tian zhe jiu de |
| [18:32.087] | yue: du le jiu tian ne! |
| [18:33.045] | sun: ai ya xing le xing le, sa ren han lai zhe |
| [18:40.174] | yue: quan shi wo de guang gao pai zi, ge da wang zhan ge da dian shi tai ke neng ma quan shi wo de guang gao |
| [18:46.214] | hei yo, quan zhong guo, quan shi jie de xi mi quan dou feng dian la |
| [18:49.823] | sun: ai yo, ai ya ai ya, wo kan ni shuo de kuai feng dian le, ni zen me na me xing fen ya |
| [18:53.615] | yue: a, san tian! ai ya wo wen ni a shi jia zhuang sheng zhi dao ma? |
| [18:58.166] | sun: shi jia |
| [18:59.017] | yue: shi jia zhuang sheng xi mi peng you |
| [19:01.450] | sun: hai hai hai hai, shi jia zhuang sheng xiang hua ma, shi! |
| [19:04.891] | yue: dui! shi jia zhuang shi ai xi mi peng you te bie di duo ai na shi xi huan ting |
| [19:10.423] | dou shang zhe er lai le, dou wei ting wo chang xi ya ai yo |
| [19:13.145] | hao, gao su gong lu o du le du le? fei ji bu zhi dang de ai ya yi jiao you men er dao le |
| [19:20.498] | sun: o yi jiao you men er |
| [19:21.396] | yue: a! ai ya you de hai guo le |
| [19:23.355] | sun: hai guo guo le? |
| [19:24.397] | yue: ai ya gao su gong lu o qi che |
| [19:27.976] | sun: qi che lai? |
| [19:28.612] | yue: zhi neng qi che le ai you qi bu liao che zen me ban, pao zhe, a, san tian! |
| [19:33.866] | sun: a hao! ni san tian neng dao ma wo jiu na le men er le |
| [19:38.356] | yue: dou shang bei jing lai la ai ya |
| [19:40.012] | wu han wu han wu han xi mi peng you ye duo ya ai xi huan ting |
| [19:42.945] | dou xiang shang bei jing lai xiang ting ni zen me ban zen me ban zuo huo che |
| [19:47.258] | sun: zuo ai? |
| [19:48.878] | yue: huo che zhan ren tou cuan dong a ai yo ren tai duo le, huo che zhan zhan zhang xia huai le |
| [19:54.386] | zen me zhe me xie ren na a ni men dou gan ma qu ya? |
| [19:57.158] | wo men yao shang bei jing ting yue bu qun chang xi! a, san tian! |
| [20:00.210] | sun: ai ya! xing xing bie rang rng le |
| [20:01.824] | yue: zhan zhang shuo o? yue bu qun chang xi a wo ye qu! wo ye qu! |
| [20:07.114] | sun: ai you a yo, hai wo ye qu |
| [20:08.031] | yue: ei, ben lai a, zhe yi liang huo che er shi si jie er |
| [20:11.652] | sun: er shi si jie er |
| [20:12.863] | yue: la bu liao na me xie ren na shi a jia jie er! |
| [20:15.162] | sun: o jia jie er |
| [20:15.839] | yue: yi liang huo che, si shi ba jie er! |
| [20:17.651] | sun: ai yo |
| [20:18.421] | yue: wang bei jing gan a |
| [20:19.633] | sun: na la de dong ma si shi ba jie er? |
| [20:21.689] | yue: hou bian r nong yi huo che tou tui ya |
| [20:23.217] | sun: nong yi huo che tou |
| [20:24.325] | yue: tui tui tui wang qian tui |
| [20:25.496] | sun: ei, ni deng deng ni deng deng ni deng deng ? na zan men fa liang tang bu hao ma |
| [20:36.269] | zhe chui de dou mei bian er le nin ting ting |
| [20:41.825] | yue: xing! |
| [20:42.336] | sun: ai, mei fa bu xing zhe ge |
| [20:45.066] | yue: fa liang tang huo che shi dou wang bei jing gan ai yo |
| [20:48.245] | hei, huo che zhan, zuo bu liao na me xie ren shi a |
| [20:51.223] | fei ji chang a ai you a fei ji chang ren tou cuan dong, quan dou shi ren na |
| [20:55.499] | sun: shi shi shi |
| [20:56.341] | yue: fei ji chang chang zhang xia huai la |
| [20:58.614] | sun: dui le chang zhang? |
| [20:59.464] | yue: zen me zhe me xie ren na |
| [21:00.615] | sun: zhe zhe zhe jiao ji zhang xia huai le! hai fei ji chang chang zhang, gan ma ne, qiang fei ji ne zhe shi |
| [21:05.932] | yue: xing, huo che zhan bu shi zhan zhang ma! |
| [21:07.824] | sun: mei na bu neng zhe me jiao, ji zhang! |
| [21:10.012] | yue: xing a ji zhang xia huai le a, zen me zhe me xie ren na shi a dou gan ma qu ya o |
| [21:14.732] | wo men yao qu ting yue bu qun chang xi, a san tian! |
| [21:17.945] | sun: ai hao, na er dou san tian |
| [21:19.166] | yue: wo ye qu! wo ye qu! |
| [21:21.358] | sun: xing xing xing xing, he |
| [21:23.216] | yue: shang fei ji yi jia fei ji zhuang bu liao na me xie ren na |
| [21:27.345] | sun: bu shi ni zhe wan yi er dou bu neng zhuang ren zhi dao ma, shen me wan yi er zhe jiao |
| [21:31.149] | yue: zhuang bu liao na me duo ren |
| [21:32.155] | sun: xing le bie miao le ni |
| [21:33.715] | yue: ren me ban! |
| [21:35.183] | sun: hai ren me ban, ai ya nin shuo ren me ban |
| [21:39.436] | yue: zen me ban ei a, hao, fei yi ge zen me yang ti le yi ge |
| [21:45.100] | sun: fei yi ge, ti |
| [21:48.233] | ta ta zen me qi de fei a, a a? ta zen me qi de fei a? |
| [21:53.439] | yue: leng zhuan bei! |
| [21:55.327] | sun: wu yo, dou zhi sheng fei ji diao yi ge zai, ai ya |
| [21:58.618] | yue: fei yi ge ti le yi ge shi sheng hang xian na |
| [22:01.177] | sun: zhe wan yi er fei you ne hai, sheng hang xian xiang hua ma |
| [22:03.351] | yue: di xia na ge bu yong ran you a |
| [22:05.071] | sun: bu na shang mian hai zhuan yi ge ne? |
| [22:07.136] | yue: ni guan de zhao ma! |
| [22:08.634] | sun: ai, zhe shi mei zhe le |
| [22:10.521] | yue: fei yi ge ti le yi ge ai yo hao, zhe me shuo a, wu han zen me yang san tian a kong le! |
| [22:17.677] | sun: ai ni ying gai shang chai qian ban, zhi dao ma, hao jia huo, zhe dou kong le |
| [22:23.492] | yue: san tian mei ren le ai ya quan dou shang bei jing lai le ai yo |
| [22:26.915] | shang hai zen me yang shang hai xi mi peng you ye duo ya |
| [22:30.058] | sun: ai shang hai you jing ju yuan |
| [22:31.133] | yue: ei, dou xi huan jing ju dou shang bei jing ting wo lai le |
| [22:34.261] | sun: shi a |
| [22:35.099] | yue: huo che zuo bu shang shi a ha, huo che zhan zhan zhang ye xia huai le |
| [22:39.013] | sun: bie bie bie xia huai le |
| [22:39.996] | yue: fei ji chang chang zhang ye xia huai le |
| [22:41.356] | sun: ji zhang! |
| [22:42.386] | yue: ren tai duo le shi shi shi shang hai de fei ji ye shi fei yi ge ti le yi ge ya ai yo zhi wang bei jing gan shi |
| [22:48.033] | quan zhong guo de fei ji dou zai tian kong zhong a nin cai zen me zhao? |
| [22:51.910] | sun: zen me zhao? |
| [22:52.900] | yue: du ji le! |
| [22:55.866] | sun: ai ya |
| [22:57.241] | yue: wa sai |
| [22:58.011] | sun: zhe wan yi er wo ting zhe dou xin xian |
| [22:59.618] | yue: wo jian zhi dou wu nai le |
| [23:01.533] | sun: ai ya |
| [23:02.814] | yue: du ji le zen me ban ya |
| [23:04.267] | yue: kai fei ji zhe ge men r ba chuang hu yi yao |
| [23:06.492] | sun: a? |
| [23:09.029] | yue: ge men r, ge men r wo xian guo xing bu xing a ai ya a? |
| [23:12.358] | zhe wei ye shuo le a ping shen me ya shi a wo zhe er hai ti le yi ge ne |
| [23:16.355] | sun: ai zhe xing la! |
| [23:17.829] | yue: wo tm ye ti le yi ge ne! |
| [23:23.897] | sun: zhe dou bu xiang hua le ting zhe |
| [23:25.431] | yue: ni zhao yi jiao jing lai ya |
| [23:26.900] | sun: ei a jiao jing |
| [23:28.122] | yue: jiao jing zhan na er a ei dui a a? zhe ye mei ge hong lv deng, wo xian guo ba ai yo ge men r a, san tian! |
| [23:35.213] | sun: ai zhe san tian neng chai kai ma ni men |
| [23:37.355] | yue: chong zhe ge a san tian a ta xian guo le shi |
| [23:40.145] | dou shang bei jing lai le ai yo zhe shi shang hai shi |
| [23:43.101] | zhe ge, shan xi shan xi zen me yang xi mi peng you ye te bie de duo bu shao |
| [23:47.228] | fei ji zuo bu shang a huo che zuo bu shang shi qi che tai yuan ai yo |
| [23:51.751] | zen me ban zen me ban zen me ban peng you men! zen me ban ? ? |
| [23:55.217] | cuan tian hou er! |
| [23:58.310] | sun: hou yo zhe ge xin xian wo ting zhe a |
| [24:00.316] | yue: wang shen shang bang zha yao a |
| [24:01.935] | sun: a bang zha yao? |
| [24:02.933] | yue: dui la ai ya gao su ni men a, zha yao, bu neng bang duo lou shi ma |
| [24:07.361] | bang duo lou zen me yang rong yi beng dao ha er bin qu |
| [24:12.269] | sun: bang yi dian er dou pa beng sui le |
| [24:14.302] | yue: bang shao lou a chu bu liao shan xi |
| [24:16.925] | sun: ai huo, hai yao liang wen ti |
| [24:19.332] | yue: jiu de shi liang |
| [24:20.538] | sun: shi ma ai o yo |
| [24:22.146] | yue: he, shang hai na bian er zen me yang you ting shuo le you ting shuo la yo hai xiang lai ren na hai xiang lai |
| [24:27.155] | fei ji ye zuo bu liao, huo che ye zuo bu shang shi a da lun chuan! |
| [24:30.789] | sun: zuo chuan |
| [24:31.661] | yue: da lun chuan na hao chuan piao ye mei na me xie ya a zen me ban, jia li you qian, zi zhi xiao mu chuan! |
| [24:37.562] | sun: dui le zi zhi xiao mu chuan? |
| [24:39.623] | yue: xi you ji a sun wu kong zi zhi na ge xiao mu chuan o zhu fa zi a o |
| [24:43.495] | yi jia ren bang hao le, wang bei jing, chua o yo, ai ya |
| [24:47.853] | wang bei jing hua ya shi shi shi shi shi rang wo men dang qi shuang jiang, a san tian! |
| [24:55.241] | ta men yi xiang qi zhe ge ta men bu lei ya |
| [24:57.011] | sun: ai, zhe dou shi lang cui de |
| [24:58.788] | yue: hao |
| [25:03.869] | mei you lang! |
| [25:05.025] | sun: ai shi, you lang jiu lai bu liao le nin zhi dao ma |
| [25:07.335] | yue: hei, zuo bu qi xiao mu chuan zen me ban zen me ban |
| [25:09.992] | jia li you da mu pen! o yo wang shui li yi fang, beng dao da mu pen li tou nong lia gan mian gun chua |
| [25:15.244] | sun: ai huo! xing le xing le xing le |
| [25:17.468] | yue: jiu wang bei jing gan na! |
| [25:18.335] | sun: suo ni ke shi zen me yang |
| [25:19.614] | yue: zhe shi zan men guo |
| [25:22.312] | zhe shi zan men guo nei shi a wai guo wai guo zen me zhao ri ben yo he ai ya xi mi peng you ye duo ya |
| [25:29.410] | sun: na di fang hai you ting xi de ne? |
| [25:31.015] | yue: dang ran la o ting shuo guo wo yue bu qun na shi ma huo che zen me yang bu tong a |
| [25:36.699] | sun: ai, zou shui li le |
| [25:38.552] | yue: shi bu shi shi da fei ji hai da fei ji zuo bu liao na me xie ren |
| [25:42.215] | sun: you shi jia ren guo jia jiu kong le |
| [25:48.877] | yue: lun chuan zen me yang ye bu xing shi zen me ban zen me ban re qi qiu! |
| [25:54.610] | sun: re qi qiu? |
| [25:55.861] | yue: yi jia ren zuan dao yi ge re qi qiu li tou a na kong qi yao shi dang shi ma ei, yao gou gou |
| [26:01.266] | yi song shou, re qi qiu pao la a zhi wang bei jing gua ya o yo |
| [26:05.023] | gua zhe gua zhe, huai le zen me le feng xiang bian le |
| [26:07.098] | sun: o a? |
| [26:08.324] | yue: gei ta men gua nan ji qu le |
| [26:10.009] | sun: a ya, na zen me ban ya? |
| [26:11.113] | yue: sun zi ei dong zhe qie ba! |
| [26:17.334] | sun: ai ya, ke xi le zhe dian er qi qiu |
| [26:20.611] | yue: quan zhong guo de xi mi peng you quan dou lai le shi shi shi quan dou shang bei jing lai le a |
| [26:25.648] | bei jing, bei jing ye zhuang bu liao na me xie ren na zen me ban ya dou zai ma lu shang dai zhe ne o shui dou da jie le |
| [26:30.004] | wo xin xiang zao dian kai xi ba a wu liu tian a shi |
| [26:33.015] | kai xi zhao jing li zhao jing li yan jiu chang shen me xi chang shen me xi |
| [26:36.643] | ei, hou lai gen jing li yi yan jiu a chang san tian xi |
| [26:39.822] | tou yi chu shen me wu jia pi! |
| [26:42.336] | sun: ai wu zan zhe wu zhe nin he yao jiu ne nin? wu jia pi xiang hua ma shen me wu jia po! |
| [26:50.014] | yue: wu jia po! ei |
| [26:51.420] | er yi chu er yi chu se lang tan mu! |
| [26:54.233] | sun: he ei ei deng deng deng, na de dang ma de qiao er zi qu zhi dao ma, se lang tan mu xiang hua ma, si lang tan mu! |
| [27:03.377] | yue: si ge se lang! |
| [27:04.166] | sun: ai mei ting shuo guo! si ge se lang ? si lang! |
| [27:07.940] | yue: si lang tan mu! ei |
| [27:10.012] | san yi chu san yi chu san yi chu shen me xi , zhe san chu xi, a |
| [27:15.247] | sun: ei zhe san ei bu bu bu bu, ai ai |
| [27:17.662] | yue: nong hao le, wo shang da jie shang wo wei wen ta men qu |
| [27:19.352] | sun: wei wen bu mang, di san chu xi shen me? |
| [27:22.233] | yue: a? |
| [27:22.953] | sun: di san chu xi shen me ya |
| [27:24.688] | yue: ni guan de zhao ma |
| [27:26.339] | sun: wo ting ting bu xing a |
| [27:27.826] | yue: gen ni you guan xi ma |
| [27:29.900] | sun: wan yi wo men ting ting ne, nin shuo shuo, di san shen me ya |
| [27:32.756] | yue: wang que le |
| [27:33.988] | sun: ai ni zi ji an pai de xi ma zi ji wang le? |
| [27:37.913] | yue: zen me zhao ba |
| [27:38.967] | sun: bu shi, wo wen wen ni, di san chu xi ji ge zi er a |
| [27:41.866] | yue: sa zi er |
| [27:42.522] | sun: dou you shen me zi er nin zuo mo zuo mo |
| [27:43.739] | yue: wo ji de you ge shen me shen me tao r |
| [27:49.921] | sun: zhe tao r shi di ji ge zi er a |
| [27:53.499] | yue: di san ge ya |
| [27:57.330] | sun: ni chang na xi gan ma, ni ni ni zhe duo han chen ya |
| [28:03.798] | bu shi shen me shen me tao r, shen hai you nei ge zi er ni he wo jiang jiang |
| [28:09.853] | yue: li tou you ge zhu yan jiao dou er gen! |
| [28:12.010] | sun: shen me? |
| [28:13.003] | yue: dou er gen! |
| [28:14.033] | sun: dou er gen! zhe wan yi er zhen rao she zhe wan yi er, dou er dun! |
| [28:18.268] | yue: dou er dun, shen me tao r! |
| [28:19.481] | sun: lian huan tao! hai tao r! |
| [28:28.721] | yue: wo shuo wo bu shuo le ni fei dei rang wo shuo |
| [28:31.144] | sun: fei hua, nin shuo de bu dui, tao! |
| [28:34.122] | yue: lian huan tao ai san chu xi shi hao, quan dou tie chu qu a shang da jie shang wei wen ta men |
| [28:39.245] | sun: o nin hai wei wen qu |
| [28:40.251] | yue: dang ran la o ren tai duo la shi |
| [28:42.160] | mai xie shui, mai dian er yao ai yo kan kan ta men qu ying gai de |
| [28:45.529] | zhe bang ren, bai tian hai ke yi a dao le wan shang, xue wei you dian er leng a a bei jing bian tian r |
| [28:51.002] | shi bu shi, bai tian duo mai bao zhi, dao le wan shang jiu gai |
| [28:54.865] | sun: ai you a, zhe gai bao zhi |
| [28:55.993] | yue: gai bao zhi a ai ya hao duo ren dao le hou ban ye shui bu zhao le shi qi lai liao tian r ba hai liao tian r ei liao tian r |
| [29:01.010] | yo da ge da ge nin na lai de na lai de |
| [29:04.155] | wo xin jiang, a ha ha huo xin jiang wo ting yue bu qun chang xi, ni na lai de? ni na lai de |
| [29:09.311] | wo xi zang huo huo, dou ting wo chang xi lai le shi ya qiao qiao ta men shi shi shi |
| [29:14.471] | he hao duo ren na dou zai na r zuo zhe ne |
| [29:17.347] | wo yi qiao, you yi lao da ye lao da ye |
| [29:19.334] | sui shu ting da le shang sui shu zhe ren hua bai de hu zi gan jin wen wen wen wen da ye, nin shi? |
| [29:24.942] | zhe wei shuo le shuo shi mo ya wo shi la deng |
| [29:27.433] | sun: ai ai yo, yo yo yo yo, xing le ba ta zhao lai le ni |
| [29:31.334] | yue: ben da ye |
| [29:32.334] | sun: ai ben da ye? |
| [29:34.783] | yue: nin zen me lai la nin zen me lai le duo xia ren na a |
| [29:38.441] | bu shi bu zhao ni le ma ai |
| [29:41.103] | zhao ao ba ma le, ei hei hei hei hei |
| [29:43.622] | sun: xiao xi ling tong ren shi |
| [29:45.555] | yue: wo mei shi er mei shi er, bu yong dan xin wo shi ma |
| [29:48.033] | wo shuo nin shi na lai de ya a da na er lai yi zhi zai bei jing sheng huo ma ai huo |
| [29:52.211] | bu shi a wo shi shan xi beng lai de |
| [29:54.331] | sun: ai o zhe dao shi xiang, bang zhe zha yao ma |
| [29:57.514] | yue: hao, ni shi beng dao zhe er le ma beng dao zhe er le |
| [29:59.466] | bu cuo a wo zhe zha yao bang de he shi, wo beng dao tong xian le |
| [30:03.166] | sun: ai huo, diao gou shi li le |
| [30:09.896] | yue: na hai bu cuo ai ya dai zhe ba! shi |
| [30:12.105] | gan jin, hui qu gen jing li shang liang neng bu neng zao kai xi ya ai zao dian er kai |
| [30:15.433] | jing li shuo bu xing ai yo bu xing a a bu xing, bu xing jiu deng zhe ba deng zhe ba |
| [30:19.837] | yi zhi deng dao kai xi di dang tian shi li kai xi hai you si ge zhong tou zen me yang |
| [30:24.088] | hao, ren quan dou zuo man le zuo man le wu ya ya quan shi ren na ai ya |
| [30:29.140] | zuo wu xu xi ya hao wa wo hen gao xing na shi shi shi |
| [30:32.492] | li kai xi hai you san ge duo zhong tou zen me yang you lai le er bai duo wei |
| [30:36.142] | sun: yo lai ren la? |
| [30:37.002] | yue: qiao men na gan ma bang bang bang qiao men |
| [30:38.266] | kai men kai men wo yao ting yue bu qun chang xi yue bu qun kai men |
| [30:46.255] | sun: zhe xiang bao chou de zhe zen me xiang |
| [30:48.213] | yue: a san tian |
| [30:50.104] | sun: ai zhe zhe xing le |
| [30:51.823] | yue: jing li chu lai le a ji wei ji wei mei piao le mei le |
| [30:55.210] | yao xiang mai piao ye xing zen me ban zan zhi neng zhan piao le |
| [30:58.129] | sun: dui le, zhan piao shi? |
| [30:59.335] | yue: zhan piao yi qian na |
| [31:01.992] | sun: zhan piao yi qian kuai qian? |
| [31:02.991] | yue: zhan piao yi qian kuai qian, bu lun qian hou pai yi lv yi qian! |
| [31:05.041] | sun: bu shi nin zuo zhe ye yi qian kuai qian, zhan zhe ye yi qian kuai qian a na me hei ya ni, a |
| [31:09.811] | yue: shui hei ya? |
| [31:10.233] | sun: ni yong jin qian mi bu xin ling chuang shang ne ni |
| [31:13.766] | yue: shui hei ya? ni tai hei le yi qian kuai ya! |
| [31:16.428] | sun: ni shi fu cai san bai ba zhi dao me |
| [31:19.075] | yue: shui shui shui shi fu shui shi fu |
| [31:20.739] | sun: a ni mei shi fu ni mei shi fu ni mei shi fu, dui |
| [31:23.010] | yue: jiu ta? ai yo chou |
| [31:27.144] | sun: ai hai hai wo jiu de yi ni zhe ju |
| [31:32.179] | yue: yi qian kuai qian na he bu lun qian hou pai shi |
| [31:34.927] | zhan zhe ye shi yi qian a zhan zhe yi qian ei, er bai duo wei quan dou an pai hao le |
| [31:38.661] | li kai xi hai you liang ge duo zhong tou liang ge |
| [31:40.332] | you lai le er bai duo wei shi dong dong dong qiao men |
| [31:42.793] | kai men kai men mai piao mai piao wo men yao ting yue bu qun mai piao san tian |
| [31:49.348] | sun: he, guan zhong ting gao xing hai |
| [31:50.863] | yue: jing li chu lai le a ji wei, mei piao le mei piao le |
| [31:53.455] | yao xiang mai piao ye xing zen me yang zan zhi neng dun piao le |
| [31:56.614] | sun: dui le zhe nin deng deng ba wo bu ming bai ? dun piao shi shen me yi si |
| [31:59.410] | yue: dun piao a a dun na er a dun na er a |
| [32:02.101] | dun zai na er a zhe nin bu zhi dao ba bu zhi dao |
| [32:04.013] | liang ge ren wang na er yi zhan dou shi shang kuan, ren dou shi shang kuan xia zhai o |
| [32:07.992] | lia ren wang zhe er yi zhan zhong jie er zhe kuai di fang er, hai you di fang er o shi ma o |
| [32:12.255] | wang lia ren zhong jie er zhe er yi dun shi zhan zhe de zhe wei gao xing le gao xing le |
| [32:15.891] | he, tai hao le a cha bei you di fang fang le |
| [32:19.044] | sun: ai huo, zhe rou cha ji er xiang hua ma |
| [32:21.149] | yue: deng deng hao le |
| [32:22.166] | sun: nin deng deng ba nin deng deng ? zhe dun zhe duo shao qian ya |
| [32:24.011] | yue: yi qian na |
| [32:26.438] | sun: dang cha ji er ye yi qian? a ai ya |
| [32:30.047] | yue: hei, li kai xi hai you yi ge duo zhong tou shi |
| [32:32.249] | you lai le yi bai duo wei you lai ren le |
| [32:33.927] | mai piao mai piao wo men yao ting yue bu qun mai piao |
| [32:38.721] | jing li ku zhe chu lai le ai yo a ji wei shi zai shi mei piao le mei le |
| [32:46.108] | yao mai piao ye xing zen me yang zan zhi neng pa piao le |
| [32:48.966] | sun: dui le nin deng deng wo bu ming bai, shen me jiao pa piao a? |
| [32:52.241] | yue: pa piao a zhe ge ren na a, zuo wei xia tou hai you di fang er |
| [32:55.816] | ni kan xian zai guan zhong zuo wei xia tou ye you kong di fang er a you kong di r ei o |
| [32:59.259] | you da zui hou yi pai pu fu qian jin ai yo huo lai dao zui tou de yi pai shi |
| [33:04.650] | zuo de zhe wei bu gao xing le zen me le ai ya huo zen me chu lai yi ren na zuan chu yi ren lai |
| [33:11.233] | tu xing sun! |
| [33:12.985] | sun: ai zhe hai! ei hei hai feng shen bang ne hai, mei mei mei mei you |
| [33:17.058] | yue: ni shi bu shi tu xing sun! |
| [33:18.053] | sun: xing xing xing xing le! mei you zhe me wen, tu xing sun zhe me chu lai de ya? |
| [33:21.310] | yue: da ge da ge wo wo bu shi wo bu xing tu ai, hai zhen da ying |
| [33:25.240] | wo ye bu shi shen me tu xing sun ai wo mai de pa piao |
| [33:27.900] | sun: ai he! |
| [33:29.155] | yue: ni pa piao bu xing a wo jiao fang na er a mo di fang fang |
| [33:32.963] | nin fang wo nao dai shang ba! a? fang wo nao dai shang zhe yi nao dai jiu wei ting wo ya ai yo |
| [33:39.133] | zhe ni shuo de a a zou ni huo |
| [33:41.520] | zai qiao zhe wei ai ya ai ya zhen cai cai zhe le shi shi shi |
| [33:45.287] | gang cai shang, zhe wei ba le jiao bo zi, ai, da ge da ge, da ge gan ma nin qi lai dian er wo han sheng hao xing ma |
| [33:52.200] | sun: zhe hai mei kai ne! |
| [33:53.437] | yue: jiu shi a, zhe hai mei kai xi ne ni han shen me hao a shi a |
| [33:56.827] | ei hei, wo pa wo tm huo bu liao na hui er |
| [34:00.126] | sun: ai zhe tu shen me xu de, wo wen wen nin ? nin zhe jiu zhe pa piao duo shao qian? |
| [34:07.869] | yue: yi qian na! |
| [34:09.213] | sun: zhe cai si ye yi qian? a ha ha ha ai ya |
| [34:12.059] | yue: ni zhe yang ni tu shen me ya? shi shi shi xing, han ba rang ta han |
| [34:15.641] | ba jiao tai kai le zai qiao zhe wei, hao, ai ya ai zhe zen me le you cai shang le! |
| [34:21.174] | sun: ai ya he |
| [34:22.299] | yue: li kai xi hai you ban ge duo zhong tou zen me yang you lai le er shi si wei lai ren le dai zhe dao zi lai de |
| [34:27.548] | sun: gan ma ya? |
| [34:28.614] | yue: bu rang wo men jin qu wo men pou fu zi sha! |
| [34:30.835] | sun: o ri ben de peng you |
| [34:34.823] | yue: zhong yu gan dao le |
| [34:35.824] | sun: shi shi shi shi shi, bu yi a |
| [34:37.462] | yue: mai piao mai piao ai ya jing li chu lai le |
| [34:42.152] | ni men shi yao zi sha ma? ai dou kan chu lai le xian nong si wo ba ai mei ting shuo guo |
| [34:46.872] | wo shi zai shi mei zhe le zen me le nin kan kan, you shang dao xia you hei! |
| [34:52.166] | sun: zen me le? |
| [34:53.241] | yue: yao xiang mai piao ye xing |
| [34:54.286] | sun: you shen me zhu yi ya? |
| [34:55.371] | yue: diao piao! |
| [34:57.163] | sun: nin deng deng ba ? dou xin xian, zen me hai you diao piao? |
| [34:59.338] | yue: ju chang shang tou you ba ge dian shan shi ma yi ge dian shan san ge shan ye er ai yo |
| [35:03.335] | zheng hao lai le er shi si wei, san ba er shi si a huo gei ta men diao qi lai diao qi lai gan jin da fa ren |
| [35:09.133] | sun: ai, nin zhe diao piao duo shao qian? |
| [35:10.296] | yue: yi qian ling wu shi a |
| [35:12.214] | sun: ai bu zhe zen me hai gui wu shi a? |
| [35:13.900] | yue: sheng zi qian na! |
| [35:15.630] | sun: zen me yi dian er xue bu chu a ni men |
| [35:18.215] | yue: ha ha ai ya xing le da fa ren, mai sheng zi qu shi shi shi |
| [35:20.834] | sheng zi mai le gei ta men kun hao le ai ya er shi si ge ren quan dou kun hao lou a |
| [35:24.259] | ma shang yao kai xi le zen me le shui cheng xiang a |
| [35:27.145] | peng you men a qin ai de peng you men you a zhe yao ya qie chi de yang er you shi liu ge ren ma jie le |
| [35:32.448] | sun: dui le cai shi liu ge ma ya? |
| [35:35.951] | yue: shi liu ge ren ma jie le gan ma ya gan ma? |
| [35:38.319] | ta shuo le shuo shi mo ya ping shen me! a ping shen me ta kan tou le wo men kan hou tou! |
| [35:44.022] | sun: ai zhe shen me yi si ya? |
| [35:45.250] | yue: nin zuo mo zhe ge shan ye er yi ge chong qian lia chong hou a |
| [35:49.014] | sun: ai hao lia chong hou bian r kan ne! a ai ya |
| [35:51.240] | yue: zhe zen me ban ne zhe zen me ban ya hou lai wo chu yi hao zhu yi shen me zhu yi ba dian shan kai kai! |
| [35:56.120] | sun: ai ni sun bu sun na ni |
| [35:59.358] | yue: zhe cai zhuan qi lai ai ya hei, zuo zhe de zhe wei hen gao xing |
| [36:03.433] | sun: zuo zhe zen me le? |
| [36:04.721] | yue: hao wa kan jing ju wai dai kong zhong fei ren la! |
| [36:07.833] | sun: ai hao, mei ting shuo guo |
| [36:10.100] | yue: ta men hen gao xing shi shi shi |
| [36:11.425] | ci shi ci ke wo yi jing ban shang le o nin ban shang xi le |
| [36:15.240] | hua hao zhuang le shi yi fu chuan shang le hao zhun bei chang xi hao a |
| [36:19.543] | wo xin xiang wo yi shang tai zhun you peng tou hao na shi ying gai de ei wo na tian wo chang wu jia po, wu jia po |
| [36:27.725] | sun: xing, ji xing hai bu cuo |
| [36:29.216] | yue: wu jia po wo lai yi ge, wo lai yi ge lao sheng ei lao sheng hei xian lai yi ge lao sheng a |
| [36:33.140] | yi ma li le xi liang jie |
| [36:35.133] | sun: zhe yi sheng peng tou hao |
| [36:36.572] | yue: dui la, jiu zhe yi ju ting a ei nin lai lai wo men ting ting wo yi shang chang, wo yi zhang zui chang zhe chu xi a zhu yi ting a |
| [36:42.733] | sun: a huo xian zuo mo shi ma |
| [36:44.359] | yue: shui ya? ai nao qiang gong ming a |
| [36:48.166] | sun: ai ya ai |
| [36:50.391] | yue: quan dou shou dao zhe er lai ya |
| [36:51.233] | sun: ai zhe xing le xing le xing le |
| [36:52.672] | yue: sang men er gao a |
| [36:54.615] | sun: zhe hai yan jing dou kan bu jian le zhe dou |
| [36:56.692] | yue: nin jiu ting zhe ba a ya yi ma li le xi liang jie nin lai lai |
| [37:11.833] | jiu zhe me yi sang zi jiu ting jian tai di xia hua |
| [37:15.140] | sun: zhe ge hao o |
| [37:16.155] | yue: zhe ge ma jie yo zhe hai bu ma jie ne! ma zhe jie jiu tui piao qu zao gai zou |
| [37:20.450] | yue: zhe shi ni men bu dong shi ma shen me jiao jing ju o? |
| [37:23.756] | nin hai bie shuo, zhen you er shi si wei mei zou |
| [37:26.042] | sun: ai ting! |
| [37:27.054] | yue: diao na er xia bu lai le! |
| [37:28.331] | sun: ai, qu ni de ba |
| [00:06.578] | sūn: huò hái yǒu yào ne, ná nǐ dāng wǔ dà le |
| [00:16.870] | āi yōu hē, zé, děi kuī shì nǐ, nǐ shī fū má fán le |
| [00:28.367] | yuè: jiù zhè yàng ba, nòng bù hǎo, zhè gē men r tài gāo le |
| [00:30.165] | sūn: bié chǔ zuǐ lǐ jiù xíng |
| [00:33.967] | yuè: xiè xiè gāng cái nà èr wèi shuō de hěn hǎo |
| [00:41.210] | sūn: shì |
| [00:41.410] | yuè: xiě duì lián |
| [00:42.218] | sūn: xiě duì lián ér |
| [00:43.178] | yuè: xiè jīn hé zhè gè hóu zhèn èr wèi gěi nín shuō le yī duàn, xià qù xiū xī xiū xī |
| [00:47.121] | sūn: a xiū xī yī huì ér |
| [00:47.690] | yuè: zhè chǎng yòu bǎ nín huàn shàng lái le |
| [00:49.200] | sūn: a wǒ |
| [00:49.879] | yuè: sūn yuè sūn lǎo shī |
| [00:51.333] | sūn: nín lǎo shī |
| [00:51.789] | yuè: ā hā, xiàng sheng shuō de hěn hǎo |
| [00:52.867] | sūn: shì ma |
| [00:53.367] | yuè: nín duì wǒ shú xī ma? |
| [00:57.678] | sūn: nǎ fāng miàn? |
| [01:01.020] | wǒ wǒ hǎo jiù suàn wǒ bù rèn shi nǐ ba bǎi shǒu |
| [01:06.870] | yuè: shén me jiào suàn bù rèn shi wǒ ya |
| [01:08.899] | sūn: wǒ bù rèn shi nǐ |
| [01:09.678] | yuè: bù rèn shi wǒ? nǐ lián wǒ nǐ dōu bù rèn shi? |
| [01:13.879] | sūn: nà zěn me le |
| [01:15.505] | yuè: āi yā |
| [01:17.871] | sūn: nǐ mà shuí ne |
| [01:19.909] | yuè: wǒ duō yǒu míng qì le nǐ bù rèn shi wǒ? |
| [01:23.777] | sūn: wǒ yǒu míng qì zěn me dōu zhè dé xíng a |
| [01:26.300] | yuè: nǐ dǎ tīng dǎ tīng qù |
| [01:28.800] | sūn: wǒ dōu bù rèn shi nǐ wǒ gēn shuí dǎ tīng a wǒ |
| [01:31.101] | yuè: nǐ shàng wǎng chá yī chá |
| [01:32.479] | sūn: wǒ bù rèn shi nǐ wǒ zěn me chá ya wǒ |
| [01:33.812] | yuè: wǒ hěn yǒu míng qì ya |
| [01:35.122] | sūn: nín yǒu shén me míng qì ya |
| [01:36.233] | yuè: wǒ zài jīng jīn shàng nǐ dǎ tīng dǎ tīng, wú rén bù zhī wú rén bù xiǎo a |
| [01:40.477] | sūn: bù bù bù bù bù, nǎ ér? |
| [01:42.367] | yuè: jīng jīn shàng! |
| [01:43.698] | sūn: jīng jīn shàng? a zhè jīng |
| [01:45.909] | yuè: běi jīng! |
| [01:46.543] | sūn: jīn |
| [01:47.366] | yuè: tiān jīn! |
| [01:47.788] | sūn: shàng |
| [01:48.723] | yuè: shàng hǎi ya! |
| [01:51.360] | sūn: āi yā nà jiào jīng jīn hù |
| [02:03.130] | hái jīng jīn shàng, nín shì gēn mài ròu shí de dǎ qǐ lái le shì zěn me zhāo |
| [02:08.879] | yuè: nǐ shuō zhè gè yǒu yì sī ma |
| [02:10.567] | sūn: nín shuō zhè gè yǒu yì sī ma, a |
| [02:12.823] | yuè: jiù jīng jīn hù |
| [02:14.136] | sūn: āi jīng jīn bú shì jīng jīn hù, nín gàn ma ne wǒ jiù dé fēi děi zhī dào nín? |
| [02:18.100] | yuè: zhēn bù rèn shi wǒ ya? |
| [02:19.101] | sūn: bù rèn shi |
| [02:20.212] | yuè: wǒ gěi nǐ tí gè rén |
| [02:21.365] | sūn: hái tí rén ér le |
| [02:22.798] | yuè: xiǎo zhì zi |
| [02:24.350] | sūn: shén me? |
| [02:24.925] | yuè: xiǎo zhì zi |
| [02:25.645] | sūn: bù rèn shi, wǒ zhī dào xiǎo qiǎ zi ér |
| [02:28.644] | yuè: shén me jiào xiǎo qiǎ zi ya |
| [02:30.264] | sūn: shén me jiào xiǎo zhì zi ya |
| [02:31.745] | yuè: kuí zhì zi! |
| [02:33.569] | sūn: kuí yú kuí zhì? |
| [02:34.533] | yuè: a |
| [02:35.865] | sūn: chàng xì nà wèi? |
| [02:36.520] | yuè: a |
| [02:37.364] | sūn: zhōng guó dì yī lǎo shēng? |
| [02:38.108] | yuè: a, xià xià xià xià xià |
| [02:39.958] | sūn: nǐ a? nǐ rèn shi yú kuí zhì? |
| [02:44.250] | bú shì ó nǐ shòu shén me cì jī la? |
| [02:46.866] | zhè liǎn zěn me dōu fū nèn le, bú shì nǐ |
| [02:49.850] | yuè: zhǔn zhī dào bù rèn shi wǒ ba |
| [02:51.100] | sūn: bú shì nǐ nǐ |
| [02:52.233] | yuè: ná wǒ dāng yú kuí zhì le shì bú shì? |
| [02:54.251] | sūn: duì le shuí ná nǐ dāng yú nǐ shuō de, yú kuí zhì rèn shi ma, nǐ shuō de |
| [02:28.533] | yuè: wǒ bú shì yú kuí zhì |
| [03:01.068] | sūn: nǐ bú shì yú kuí zhì |
| [03:02.369] | yuè: wǒ gěi yú kuí zhì dēng sān lún ér, zhè yǒu duō shào nián le! |
| [03:05.387] | sūn: āi zhè xíng xíng xíng xíng xíng xíng |
| [03:07.211] | yuè: duō shào nián le nǐ suàn suàn |
| [03:08.334] | sūn: béng duō shào nián! zhè dēng sān lún de zhí yè yě méi duō shào nián le zhī dào ma |
| [03:11.752] | yuè: shuí dēng sān lún? |
| [03:12.698] | sūn: nǐ bú shì dēng sān lún a |
| [03:14.901] | yuè: shuí dēng sān lún? |
| [03:15.202] | sūn: nǐ gěi yú kuí zhì dēng sān lún a |
| [03:16.605] | yuè: bú shì |
| [03:17.549] | sūn: zěn me le |
| [03:18.397] | yuè: yú kuí zhì dēng wǒ de sān lún |
| [03:21.320] | sūn: nǐ jiào sān lún |
| [03:26.178] | yuè: fēi děi qí zhe wǒ shì bú shì? |
| [03:28.564] | sūn: bú shì dēng wǒ nǐ shén me yì sī méi míng bái, |
| [03:31.133] | yuè: shì zhè me huí shì ér a nín shuō yú kuí zhì dà huǒ ér dōu shú ba a |
| [03:34.100] | yú kuí zhì shì yí gè chàng xì de |
| [03:35.678] | sūn: lǎo shēng a |
| [03:36.100] | yuè: tā zhè rén yǒu yī máo bìng |
| [03:37.425] | sūn: shén me máo bìng? |
| [03:37.878] | yuè: ài yūn |
| [03:40.200] | sūn: nà shēn tǐ hái bù cuò |
| [03:42.967] | yuè: jiāo xiū yī xiào bú shì |
| [03:43.765] | sūn: shén me yūn? |
| [03:44.203] | yuè: ài yūn, zuò chuán de shí hòu yùn chuán āi yō zuò chē de shí hòu yùn chē shì ma zuò fēi jī shí hòu yūn fēi |
| [03:51.356] | sūn: āi yō nà chū bù liǎo mén zhè rén |
| [03:52.922] | yuè: dǎi shén me yūn shén me a tā zhǐ néng shàng bān zì jǐ qí chē dēng chē? āi hòu lái tā nà chē huài le ō wǒ gēn tā hǎo péng you a |
| [04:01.100] | sūn: ó nǐ men hǎo péng you |
| [04:04.823] | sūn: ó tā jiè nǐ sān lún, dēng sān lún shàng bān |
| [04:06.855] | yuè: a |
| [04:07.000] | sūn: zhè me dà yì shù jiā |
| [04:08.100] | yuè: a |
| [04:08.866] | sūn: āi yā |
| [04:09.122] | yuè: suǒ yǐ wǒ gēn yú kuí zhì, wǒ men liǎ shì hǎo péng you |
| [04:12.267] | sūn: nà hǎo péng you |
| [04:13.187] | yuè: tā shì yí gè chàng xì de a wǒ yě shì a |
| [04:15.620] | sūn: nín nín yě chàng xì? |
| [04:16.823] | yuè: a |
| [04:17.950] | sūn: nín a? |
| [04:19.000] | yuè: zěn me bù xíng a |
| [04:20.202] | sūn: bú shì wǒ zhēn bú shì bù xíng, wǒ zhēn méi kàn chū nín shì chàng xì de |
| [04:23.456] | yuè: āi yō, wǒ wǒ wǒ, wǒ gào sù nǐ a a nín gào sù wǒ shén me ya |
| [04:26.569] | wǒ zhè rén kě pí qì bù hǎo, nǐ zài shuō yī biàn wǒ nèn sǐ nǐ |
| [04:31.266] | sūn: wǒ men zhè yǒu yí gè jiào lǐ hè biāo de |
| [04:37.250] | nǐ dòng wǒ yí gè shì shì |
| [04:41.133] | yuè: wǒ yǒu zhèng! |
| [04:48.233] | sūn: nǐ nà gè zhǔn yūn zhèng bù guǎn yòng zhī dào ma, zhè guǎn shén me yòng a |
| [04:53.368] | yuè: wǒ yě shì yí gè chàng xì de |
| [04:55.142] | sūn: nín chàng jīng xì de? |
| [04:56.266] | yuè: duì la |
| [04:56.892] | sūn: ó |
| [04:57.346] | yuè: jīng jù, nà shi guó cei a péng yǒu men |
| [05:02.365] | sūn: nà jiù bié chàng le, dōu cei le shì ma, guó cuì! |
| [05:06.910] | yuè: guó cuì! |
| [05:07.612] | sūn: |
| [05:09.300] | zhòng: cua cuì |
| [05:11.638] | huò zhè xù xiào bāo chǎng shì ba |
| [05:14.652] | yuè: zhè dōu shì wǒ men tóng xué xiao |
| [05:15.698] | sūn: āi xíng xíng xíng xíng le! chàng xì de hái dào zì ne hái, tóng xiao ne hái |
| [05:20.439] | yuè: guó cuì ō cua cuì |
| [05:25.100] | sūn: āi zhè wán yì ér zěn me pīn shàng lái de nín xiān děng děng |
| [05:27.245] | nín xiān bié shuō le a, ó nín shì chàng xì de a |
| [05:29.421] | yuè: nǐ hái bù rèn shi wǒ ne |
| [05:30.600] | sūn: nín jiào shén me míng zì wǒ bù zhī dào a wǒ zhè, wǒ zěn me rèn shi nǐ, a? |
| [05:34.523] | yuè: tí qǐ wǒ de míng zì lái zán dé duō shuō liǎng jù |
| [05:37.648] | sūn: nín zhè jiù shuō bù shǎo le |
| [05:39.866] | yuè: yuán xiān běi jīng yǒu yí gè kē biān ér |
| [05:41.932] | sūn: shén me míng zì? |
| [05:42.310] | yuè: kē bān ér! |
| [05:44.371] | sūn: ō kē biān ér nín zǎo liè le |
| [05:47.268] | yuè: kē bān jiào zuò fù lián chéng |
| [05:48.996] | sūn: a yǒu |
| [05:49.533] | yuè: yī gòng qī kē |
| [05:50.213] | sūn: nǎ qī kē |
| [05:51.266] | yuè: xǐ lián fù shèng shì yuán yùn qìng shēng píng zhè me qī kē |
| [05:56.397] | sūn: āi yō nǐ dǎ dēng tái jiù bù shí shù zhī dào ma, zhè shí kē ya zhè shì, a |
| [06:01.520] | yuè: shuō duì le |
| [06:02.133] | sūn: zěn me wǒ shuō duì le? |
| [06:03.214] | yuè: shí kē a yī gòng shì shí gè zì ér shí kē shì a kě shì zěn me yàng bàn dào qī kē jiù méi wǎng xià bàn |
| [06:10.385] | sūn: ó qìng shēng píng jiù méi yǒu le |
| [06:11.795] | yuè: zhè shí yǒu de péng yǒu shuō méi wǎng xià bàn ō qí shí bú duì |
| [06:14.574] | sūn: zěn me ne |
| [06:15.215] | yuè: zhuǎn rù dì xià |
| [06:17.112] | sūn: dì xià? |
| [06:18.166] | yuè: qián fú, dǒng ma? |
| [06:20.345] | sūn: āi yō |
| [06:21.100] | yuè: éi hēi, yòu xù le qī kē |
| [06:22.946] | sūn: ō yòu hòu xù qī kē |
| [06:24.200] | yuè: duì la |
| [06:25.120] | sūn: ō dōu shén me zì ér a wǒ tīng tīng |
| [06:26.397] | yuè: yī chǎng bù kàn dōu nán shòu, qī kē |
| [06:32.144] | sūn: āi yā, zhēn shuǐ a zhè míng zì |
| [06:35.877] | guǎng gào cí ér ma zhè bù jiù shì |
| [06:38.254] | ō nín shì hòu qī kē de |
| [06:39.512] | yuè: duì la |
| [06:40.023] | sūn: nín něi gè zì ér de |
| [06:41.126] | yuè: bù zì kē! |
| [06:42.536] | sūn: bù yī chǎng bù kàn, ō bù zì kē |
| [06:44.855] | yuè: duì la |
| [06:45.598] | sūn: nà nín jiào shén me ya |
| [06:46.578] | yuè: bù qún! |
| [06:52.169] | sūn: āi, āi, nín guì xìng? |
| [06:54.388] | yuè: yuè! |
| [06:57.345] | sūn: yuè bù qún? |
| [07:00.833] | yuè: xiǎng méi xiǎng qǐ lái? |
| [07:02.623] | sūn: jiàn zhe huó de le, wǒ jìng shū lǐ kàn jiàn le |
| [07:07.283] | yuè: xiǎng qǐ lái le ba? |
| [07:08.510] | sūn: è yǒu diǎn ér yìn xiàng le |
| [07:09.930] | yuè: dōng fāng xióng! |
| [07:10.532] | sūn: āi shuí dōng fāng xióng a? |
| [07:15.211] | yuè: yuè bù qún ā yō jiù shì wǒ, wú rén bù zhī wú rén bù xiǎo a |
| [07:19.333] | sūn: shì shì shì |
| [07:19.921] | yuè: wǒ chàng xì chàng dé hǎo jí le |
| [07:21.154] | sūn: nín hái chàng xì? |
| [07:21.691] | yuè: zuì zǎo a wǒ gēn kuí zhì zi āi yō wǒ men liǎ dōu shì chàng lǎo shēng de |
| [07:25.768] | sūn: ō zuì zǎo chàng lǎo shēng, nà xiàn zài ne? |
| [07:28.756] | yuè: qīng yī |
| [07:32.245] | sūn: ō, nín zhuǎn biàn de hái hěn chè dǐ |
| [07:35.677] | yuè: wǒ zhuǎn dé hǎo jí le |
| [07:36.693] | sūn: shì ma |
| [07:37.100] | yuè: , zhī qián wǒ chàng nán jiǎo ér ō nán de hòu lái wǒ chàng dàn jué ér āi yō |
| [07:41.310] | zài nán yǔ nǚ zhī jiān zhè gè gǎn jué wǒ zhǎo dé āi yō wèi |
| [07:50.233] | wú rén néng dí ya |
| [07:51.598] | sūn: duì, zhǔ yào shì nín zhè jué xīn dà, |
| [07:55.449] | yuè: nǐ lái ma? |
| [07:55.923] | sūn: wǒ bù lái! |
| [07:57.832] | wǒ lái tā gàn ma wǒ |
| [07:59.120] | yuè: hēi, wǒ chàng dé hǎo jí le |
| [08:00.995] | sūn: bù shì bú shì, nín éi éi |
| [08:02.836] | yuè: zán zhè hú zǐ! |
| [08:03.962] | sūn: éi, yǒu ma! |
| [08:06.155] | yuè: zài zuò de nán tóng bāo men a nǐ men shì bú shì yòng de jí liè fēng sù sān |
| [08:10.749] | sūn: guā hú dāo ér a |
| [08:11.682] | yuè: wǒ, bù yòng le |
| [08:14.241] | sūn: nín zhè shěng nín zhè shì |
| [08:16.355] | yuè: pāo qì le |
| [08:17.123] | sūn: āi yō, shén me pāo qì le |
| [08:19.035] | yuè: éi hēi děng děng děng shěng qián a |
| [08:21.067] | sūn: éi bié, zhè bú shì shěng qián a zhè wán yì ér, a |
| [08:23.432] | ō nín shuō nín chàng dé hǎo jí le |
| [08:24.613] | yuè: wǒ chàng dé hǎo jí le |
| [08:25.698] | sūn: wǒ zěn me méi tīng nín chàng guò ya |
| [08:27.391] | yuè: bù guāng nǐ méi tīng wǒ chàng guò a nǐ men hòu tái yǒu yí gè yǎn yuán hòu tái chòu bú yào liǎn nà gè yǎn yuán |
| [08:33.823] | sūn: hòu tái chòu bú yào liǎn de duō le, nǐ shuō něi gè? |
| [08:43.100] | yuè: jiù nà gè, dǐng jiān |
| [08:46.823] | sūn: shén me? |
| [08:47.700] | yuè: dǐng jiān de |
| [08:48.972] | sūn: shuí ya |
| [08:51.623] | yuè: xiǎo dé! |
| [08:54.833] | sūn: xiǎo dé? a nǐ gǎn dōu shuō chū lái ma? |
| [08:59.633] | yuè: dà guō! |
| [09:04.125] | sūn: hái yǒu yī zì ér nǐ shuō chū lái ba |
| [09:05.236] | yuè: gāng zi! |
| [09:07.645] | sūn: lián qǐ lái shì? |
| [09:09.178] | yuè: guō dé gāng! zěn me la? chòu bú yào liǎn! |
| [09:37.198] | sūn: nǐ zhè xiǎng bù zǒu dōu bù xíng le zhī dào ma |
| [09:41.144] | yuè: chuō sǐ tā |
| [09:41.561] | sūn: āi yā xíng la! ná zhēn zhā rén ne hái |
| [09:44.345] | yuè: jiù shì tā! āi yō guō dé gāng! |
| [09:47.100] | sūn: nǐ zài shuō qián bian r nà cí ér |
| [09:50.345] | yuè: tā kàn bù shàng wǒ! |
| [09:53.098] | sūn: shuí dōu kàn bù shàng nǐ zhè lǐ tou |
| [09:55.691] | yuè: tā jué de wǒ bù xíng, nà tiān, tā zài nǐ men hòu tái dài zhe ne a wǒ shàng nǐ men hòu tái lái le a |
| [10:00.985] | wǒ yào gēn tā liáo yī liáo tiān, shuí chéng xiǎng zěn me yàng bù ná zhèng yǎn qiáo wǒ |
| [10:05.366] | sūn: ō bù ná zhèng yǎn qiáo nǐ |
| [10:06.429] | yuè: zhè me kàn wǒ |
| [10:07.432] | sūn: zěn me kàn de ya |
| [10:10.619] | yuè: bú shì nǐ yào sǐ a nǐ |
| [10:16.910] | sūn: nǐ yǒu bó kè ba |
| [10:19.685] | dōu zhè me dà dǎn r ne nǐ |
| [10:22.433] | yuè: huì hǎo hǎo kàn rén ma |
| [10:24.103] | sūn: kàn de bú shì rén bei nà jiù shì |
| [10:35.125] | yuè: bì zuǐ a |
| [10:36.330] | sūn: nǐ, nǐ bié dòng shǒu a, nǐ bié dòng shǒu a |
| [10:41.812] | yuè: zuò zuō sǐ tā |
| [10:43.298] | sūn: shuí shuō de |
| [10:44.300] | yuè: tīng shuō nǐ chàng xì de? a ? ó huō |
| [10:48.266] | duì a, gàn ma ya? |
| [10:52.310] | nǎ tiān gěi wǒ men chàng yī huí ya a, bù cuò a |
| [10:55.531] | ràng wǒ men tīng tīng a hēi ràng wǒ men tīng tīng a |
| [10:58.200] | sūn: āi, zhè xiàng nǐ shī fū |
| [10:59.300] | yuè: dǎo méi mú yàng nǐ kàn kàn! a? gēn wǒ zhè me shuō huà, éi! |
| [11:02.182] | sūn: děng huì ér děng huì ér |
| [11:04.032] | yuè: wǒ chōng tā zhè yī jù huà zěn me yàng wǒ chàng yī huí |
| [11:06.814] | sūn: nín chàng yī huí? |
| [11:07.633] | yuè: bié kàn wǒ duō nián bù chàng le, wǒ lái yī huí |
| [11:10.263] | sūn: nà hǎo a |
| [11:11.132] | yuè: běi jīng a běi jīng yǒu yí gè cháng ān dà xì yuàn yǒu méi yǒu? yǒu zhēn yǒu ma? |
| [11:18.312] | sūn: méng ne, a? nà kě bù zhēn yǒu ma |
| [11:22.056] | yuè: jiù nà! ō jiù nà wǒ zài nà chàng yī huí hǎo a |
| [11:24.835] | wǒ zhǎo dào cháng ān dà xì yuàn jīng lǐ a zǒng jīng lǐ |
| [11:27.800] | wǒ xiān zì wǒ jiè shào yī xià a nín jiù lián xì yī xià |
| [11:29.913] | zhè wèi tóng zhì hēi tóng zhì nín hǎo wǒ xiān zì wǒ jiè shào yī xià nín shuō wǒ, jiào yuè bù qún |
| [11:35.622] | sūn: nín bǎ zhè nín bǎ zhè shǒu fàng xià ba |
| [11:37.550] | yuè: wǒ shì chàng xì de āi yō yō hē jīng jù āi wǒ chàng dé hǎo jí le shì ma |
| [11:41.683] | wǒ yào zài nǐ zhè ér chàng xì, xíng bù xíng? lǐ bài wǔ lǐ bài liù, liǎng tiān |
| [11:46.673] | sūn: ō chàng liǎng tiān |
| [11:48.058] | yuè: a, nín shì yuè bù qún? zhè jīng lǐ wǒ xiān zì wǒ jiè shào yī xià a nín kè qì yī xià ba |
| [11:54.314] | wǒ jiào èr zhōng èr zhōng? èr zhōng! ō wǒ fù xìng líng hú |
| [11:59.233] | sūn: ō lìng |
| [12:00.426] | yuè: líng hú èr zhōng |
| [12:07.033] | sūn: nà zì ér jiào chōng ba? |
| [12:09.996] | yuè: jiù shì èr zhōng! |
| [12:10.723] | sūn: nǐ tú dì ne zhè shì, shén me èr zhōng a |
| [12:13.124] | yuè: èr zhōng a āi yā gǎi èr zhōng le hái nǐ zài zhè ér dài zhe ne āi |
| [12:16.355] | a, wǒ zài zhè ér chàng xì xíng bù xíng xíng ma shī fū, xíng a |
| [12:20.267] | sūn: zé, jiào shī fū le dōu |
| [12:21.967] | yuè: xíng a zěn me dōu xíng a zěn me dōu xíng lǐ bài wǔ lǐ bài liù, shì zhè lǐ bài ma? a |
| [12:26.238] | xíng zán shuō hǎo le, nín huí qù ba! a wǒ gěi nín bàn! hǎo |
| [12:29.045] | zhuǎn yǎn wǒ jiù huí qù le gāng dào jiā, shǒu jī xiǎng le |
| [12:32.046] | sūn: ō lái diàn huà |
| [12:32.933] | yuè: lái diàn huà, yīn wèi wǒ nà shǒu jī yǒu líng shēng |
| [12:35.823] | sūn: ō hái yǒu líng shēng ne |
| [12:37.156] | yuè: hé xián de! |
| [12:38.219] | sūn: āi yō, gē qǔ? |
| [12:39.617] | yuè: nà dāng rán la shì ma hǎo tīng zhe ne |
| [12:41.896] | sūn: nín lái duàn |
| [12:42.120] | yuè: wǒ gěi nín xué xué a |
| [12:42.833] | sūn: nín gěi wǒ xué xué wǒ tīng tīng shén me gē |
| [12:45.248] | yuè: zhēn qíng xiàng cǎo yuán guǎng kuò céng céng fēng yǔ bù néng zǔ gé děng dào yún kāi, rì chū shí hòu wàn zhàng yáng guāng, zhào yào nǐ wǒ a |
| [13:13.267] | sūn: āi āi āi biè biè, xiān bié a le, zhè gē ér jiào shén me míng zì ya |
| [13:20.900] | yuè: yǒu yì sī ma |
| [13:22.768] | sūn: tài yǒu le |
| [13:24.899] | yuè: yī jiǎn méi! méi |
| [13:27.273] | sūn: nà nǐ xīn lǐ hái shì fàng bù xià |
| [13:32.913] | yuè: wǒ yī qiáo a èr zhōng lái diàn huà le shì a zhè wǒ dé jiē a nǐ dé jiē |
| [13:36.837] | èr zhōng ō èr zhōng zěn me huí shì ér a |
| [13:39.033] | shī fū, shì zhè me huí shì ér a zhè lǐ bài wǔ lǐ bài liù nín bié chàng le zěn me bù ràng chàng le |
| [13:44.364] | yīn wèi, xiǎo yú zi yào zài zhè ér chàng xì, nín bié lái le |
| [13:47.319] | sūn: xiǎo yú zi? |
| [13:48.310] | yuè: xiǎo yú zi shuí ya wǒ yī tīng xiǎo yú zi gěi wǒ qì huài le |
| [13:51.521] | sūn: xiǎo yú zi jiù qì huài le a shuí? |
| [13:53.598] | yuè: kuài fēng le wǒ le |
| [13:54.366] | sūn: bú shì zhè xiǎo yú zi shuí nín shuō shuō |
| [13:55.688] | yuè: pèi yú! |
| [13:57.431] | sūn: wáng pèi yú? nǚ lǎo shēng? |
| [13:59.800] | yuè: tā shì gè nǚ de āi yō tā chàng nán de shì a wǒ |
| [14:04.871] | wú suǒ wèi |
| [14:07.562] | sūn: fǎn zhèng nín zhè yǐ chéng shì shí le fǎn zhèng |
| [14:10.140] | yuè: wú suǒ wèi shì shì shì bù ràng chàng le a, zěn me yàng huàn yī jiā ér ō huàn dì r |
| [14:15.013] | běi jīng, yǒu yí gè bǎo lì jù yuàn yǒu méi yǒu āi yǒu yòu yǒu a? |
| [14:19.912] | sūn: āi yā nín mǎi cǎi piào qù ba |
| [14:22.133] | yuè: jiù bǎo lì jù yuàn a bǎo lì jù yuàn wǒ yào zài nà chàng hǎo |
| [14:26.149] | wǒ zhǎo jīng lǐ, gēn jīng lǐ shuō, wǒ yào zài zhè chàng sān tiān |
| [14:29.356] | sūn: ō, chǒu zhè mú yàng ér |
| [14:30.724] | yuè: a, tā zài na r chàng liǎng tiān a wǒ chàng sān tiān! |
| [14:33.900] | sūn: ō gǎi sān tiān |
| [14:34.461] | yuè: wǒ jiào yuè bù qún shì gěi wǒ ān pái ba ān pái è, bié de shì ér nǐ béng guǎn le shì |
| [14:39.341] | wǒ, dà zì bào wǒ zì jǐ xiě |
| [14:42.091] | sūn: āi, āi yō nín děng děng nín děng děng, hái dà zì bào? zhè bù jiù shì guǎng gào me, duì wài xuān chuán? |
| [14:48.332] | nǐ ràng tā men bàn bù jiù wán le me, gàn ma zì jǐ xiě ya? |
| [14:50.469] | yuè: wǒ bù fàng xīn! |
| [14:52.826] | sūn: nín hái yǒu bù fàng xīn de shí hòu ne |
| [14:54.102] | yuè: dāng rán le |
| [14:55.045] | sūn: nín hái yǒu fàng bu xià xīn de shí hòu ne |
| [14:57.645] | yuè: wǒ zì jǐ lái ō dà hǎi bào wǒ zì jǐ xiě |
| [15:00.350] | sūn: zì jǐ xiě hǎi bào |
| [15:03.893] | yuè: zhòng yào de tōng zhī |
| [15:06.389] | sūn: nín zhè cūn lǐ kāi huì a zhè shì |
| [15:10.135] | yuè: qīn ài de jìng ài de xì mí de, péng yǒu men |
| [15:14.245] | sūn: zěn me nà me xiē de ya |
| [15:15.963] | yuè: zhù yì le āi, hái zhù yì le |
| [15:19.023] | zhù míng de jīng jù de dà gè ér de biǎo yǎn yì shù jiā zhè hái dà gè ér de yuè bù qún āi yā yào zài zhè her chàng xì |
| [15:29.735] | sūn: duì le shén me jiào zhè her a |
| [15:31.956] | yuè: her wǒ hái bú huì xiě, wǒ xiě yī pīn yīn āi yā |
| [15:41.215] | hē ér her |
| [15:42.399] | sūn: āi hǎo, nín zhè dà zì bào gāo jí le |
| [15:44.925] | yuè: yào zài zhè her chàng xì āi yā |
| [15:47.492] | yuè bù qún chàng xì zěn me yàng nà zhēn shì, hǎo jí le |
| [15:52.496] | sūn: āi yā ā, zhè cí ér zhēn shuǐ |
| [15:55.648] | yuè: tè bié de hǎo tīng |
| [15:57.140] | sūn: āi yā xíng, bú huì kuā rén jiù bié shuō le |
| [15:58.996] | yuè: tā jīng guò duō nián de zǐ xì zuān yán hé, zuān yán |
| [16:04.316] | xiàn yǐ chéng jīng a? bú shì, xiàn yǐ chéng xiān āi sǐ le è, xiàn yǐ chéng míng chéng míng ō xiàn yǐ chéng míng |
| [16:12.745] | zhēn de |
| [16:13.988] | sūn: hái zhēn de? pà bié rén bù xìn hái shì zěn me zhāo |
| [16:17.192] | yuè: tā chàng dé nà shi hǎo jí le |
| [16:19.200] | sūn: āi yō nín cí ér shuǐ bù shuǐ a zhè |
| [16:20.933] | yuè: lǎo shēng, qīng yī āi yō dōu néng chàng |
| [16:25.431] | sūn: āi, èr yǐ zi zhōng xìng rén xì |
| [16:27.587] | yuè: nǐ cái èr yǐ zi ne |
| [16:29.768] | sūn: nín bié wǎng xīn li qù méi shì ér a |
| [16:31.276] | yuè: dōu néng chàng |
| [16:32.499] | sūn: a dōu néng lái a |
| [16:33.521] | yuè: dǐ xià yǒu wǒ de jiǎn jiè |
| [16:35.147] | sūn: ó yō hái yǒu jiǎn jiè ne |
| [16:36.122] | yuè: yuè bù qún a shēng yú yī jiǔ jǐ jǐ nián āi yōu ā zhì |
| [16:40.215] | sūn: nǎ nián? nǐ zhè, nǐ xiān biān pái yí gè |
| [16:45.836] | yuè: suàn liǎo bù xiě le |
| [16:47.013] | sūn: āi, jiù méi yǒu xiě zhè gè de |
| [16:48.682] | yuè: ràng tā men zì jǐ tián |
| [16:49.688] | sūn: ō zì jǐ tián tā duō hèn nǐ le jiù shì |
| [16:53.452] | yuè: tā a yào zài zhè her āi her chàng xì shì kuò hào a! sān tiān |
| [17:02.725] | sūn: gàn ma hái a sān tiān |
| [17:04.120] | yuè: bù dǒng le ba bù dǒng |
| [17:05.924] | a! sān tiān zhè shì yí gè gǎn tàn cí ō rú guǒ shuō dà hǎi bào wǎng zhè yī tiē |
| [17:10.110] | zhè wèi wǎng zhè yī zhàn, niàn zhè gè hǎi bào, niàn dào zhè a! sān tiān |
| [17:13.900] | páng biān yǒu gè zǒu lù de, ? shén me wán yì ér, a sān tiān ō wǒ guò qù qiáo qiáo |
| [17:20.826] | sūn: ō zhè xī yǐn rén |
| [17:22.018] | yuè: yuè bù qún! āi yōu ā āi yō chàng xì a, sān tiān! yòu lái yí gè |
| [17:26.492] | páng biān yòu guò lái yí gè, shén me wán yì ér ō hǎo duō guān zhòng dōu lái la |
| [17:31.263] | sūn: āi yā, guǎng gào yǔ dāng rán la ō chàng sān tiān |
| [17:35.211] | yuè: a, sān tiān! dǐ xià wǔ liù rì |
| [17:37.894] | sūn: wǔ liù rì, ō |
| [17:38.899] | yuè: wǔ liù rì ō dàn hòu lái wǒ yòu gǎi chéng wǔ liù tiān, wǒ xīn qíng hěn yù mèn, yīn wèi bù dé bù gǎi wèi shí me ya |
| [17:45.056] | yīn wèi wǒ tǎo yàn nà gè zì ér |
| [17:51.873] | sūn: āi yā |
| [17:53.017] | yuè: zhī dào něi gè zì ér ma |
| [17:54.135] | sūn: , wǔ liù shì ba |
| [17:56.738] | yuè: gǎi chéng wǔ liù tiān |
| [17:58.347] | sūn: nǐ xīn lǐ hái shì bù xiǎng zhe zhī dào ma |
| [18:00.087] | yuè: lǐ bài wǔ, lǐ bài liù, lǐ bài tiān r |
| [18:01.721] | sūn: āi shì shì shì |
| [18:02.836] | yuè: hē! dà hǎi bào yī tiē a quán shì jiè dōu shì |
| [18:06.139] | sūn: huò quán shì jiè? |
| [18:07.315] | yuè: éi, guǎng gào pái |
| [18:08.466] | sūn: nà de yìn duō shǎo fèn a |
| [18:09.167] | yuè: běi jīng shì a, guǎng gào pái zi quán shì wǒ hēi yō gāo sù gōng lù liǎng biān ér guǎng gào pái zi quán shì wǒ! |
| [18:15.104] | sūn: bú shì nà dì fāng shuí kàn nà? |
| [18:16.836] | yuè: kāi chē de ya! ō a, sān tiān! |
| [18:20.334] | sūn: zé, nǐ zhè yào zhuàng shàng sān tiān bù yí dìng chū de lái zhī dào ma |
| [18:23.915] | yuè: duō hǎo āi yā jīng cáng gào sù wèi shí me dǔ chē? |
| [18:26.108] | sūn: wèi shí me ya |
| [18:27.011] | yuè: a, sān tiān! |
| [18:28.122] | sūn: āi hǎo! |
| [18:29.013] | yuè: dāng dāng dāng dāng |
| [18:30.045] | sūn: āi de de dé, dǔ sān tiān zhè jiù dé |
| [18:32.087] | yuè: dǔ le jiǔ tiān ne! |
| [18:33.045] | sūn: āi yā xíng le xíng le, sā rén hǎn lái zhe |
| [18:40.174] | yuè: quán shì wǒ de guǎng gào pái zi, gè dà wǎng zhàn gè dà diàn shì tái kě néng ma quán shì wǒ de guǎng gào |
| [18:46.214] | hēi yō, quán zhōng guó, quán shì jiè de xì mí quán dōu fēng diān la |
| [18:49.823] | sūn: āi yō, āi yā āi yā, wǒ kàn nǐ shuō de kuài fēng diān le, nǐ zěn me nà me xīng fèn ya |
| [18:53.615] | yuè: a, sān tiān! āi yā wǒ wèn nǐ a shí jiā zhuāng shěng zhī dào ma? |
| [18:58.166] | sūn: shí jiā |
| [18:59.017] | yuè: shí jiā zhuāng shěng xì mí péng yǒu |
| [19:01.450] | sūn: hāi hāi hāi hāi, shí jiā zhuāng shěng xiàng huà ma, shì! |
| [19:04.891] | yuè: duì! shí jiā zhuāng shì āi xì mí péng yǒu tè bié dì duō āi nà shi xǐ huān tīng |
| [19:10.423] | dōu shàng zhè ér lái le, dōu wèi tīng wǒ chàng xì ya āi yō |
| [19:13.145] | hǎo, gāo sù gōng lù ó dǔ le dǔ le? fēi jī bù zhí dàng de āi yā yī jiǎo yóu mén ér dào le |
| [19:20.498] | sūn: ō yī jiǎo yóu mén ér |
| [19:21.396] | yuè: a! āi yā yǒu de hái guò le |
| [19:23.355] | sūn: hái guò guò le? |
| [19:24.397] | yuè: āi yā gāo sù gōng lù ō qí chē |
| [19:27.976] | sūn: qí chē lái? |
| [19:28.612] | yuè: zhǐ néng qí chē le āi yōu qí bù liǎo chē zěn me bàn, pǎo zhe, a, sān tiān! |
| [19:33.866] | sūn: a hǎo! nǐ sān tiān néng dào ma wǒ jiù nà le mèn ér le |
| [19:38.356] | yuè: dōu shàng běi jīng lái la āi yā |
| [19:40.012] | wǔ hàn wǔ hàn wǔ hàn xì mí péng yǒu yě duō ya āi xǐ huān tīng |
| [19:42.945] | dōu xiǎng shàng běi jīng lái xiǎng tīng nǐ zěn me bàn zěn me bàn zuò huǒ chē |
| [19:47.258] | sūn: zuò āi? |
| [19:48.878] | yuè: huǒ chē zhàn rén tóu cuán dòng a āi yō rén tài duō le, huǒ chē zhàn zhàn zhǎng xià huài le |
| [19:54.386] | zěn me zhè me xiē rén nà a nǐ men dōu gàn ma qù ya? |
| [19:57.158] | wǒ men yào shàng běi jīng tīng yuè bù qún chàng xì! a, sān tiān! |
| [20:00.210] | sūn: āi yā! xíng xíng bié rāng rng le |
| [20:01.824] | yuè: zhàn zhǎng shuō ó? yuè bù qún chàng xì a wǒ yě qù! wǒ yě qù! |
| [20:07.114] | sūn: āi yōu ā yō, hái wǒ yě qù |
| [20:08.031] | yuè: éi, běn lái a, zhè yī liàng huǒ chē èr shí sì jié ér |
| [20:11.652] | sūn: èr shí sì jié ér |
| [20:12.863] | yuè: lā bù liǎo nà me xiē rén nà shì a jiā jié ér! |
| [20:15.162] | sūn: ō jiā jié ér |
| [20:15.839] | yuè: yī liàng huǒ chē, sì shí bā jié ér! |
| [20:17.651] | sūn: āi yō |
| [20:18.421] | yuè: wǎng běi jīng gǎn a |
| [20:19.633] | sūn: nà lā dé dòng ma sì shí bā jié ér? |
| [20:21.689] | yuè: hòu bian r nòng yī huǒ chē tóu tuī ya |
| [20:23.217] | sūn: nòng yī huǒ chē tóu |
| [20:24.325] | yuè: tuī tuī tuī wǎng qián tuī |
| [20:25.496] | sūn: éi, nǐ děng děng nǐ děng děng nǐ děng děng ? nà zán men fā liǎng tàng bù hǎo ma |
| [20:36.269] | zhè chuī de dōu méi biān ér le nín tīng tīng |
| [20:41.825] | yuè: xíng! |
| [20:42.336] | sūn: āi, méi fǎ bù xíng zhè gè |
| [20:45.066] | yuè: fā liǎng tàng huǒ chē shì dōu wǎng běi jīng gǎn āi yō |
| [20:48.245] | hēi, huǒ chē zhàn, zuò bù liǎo nà me xiē rén shì a |
| [20:51.223] | fēi jī chǎng a āi yōu ā fēi jī chǎng rén tóu cuán dòng, quán dōu shì rén nà |
| [20:55.499] | sūn: shì shì shì |
| [20:56.341] | yuè: fēi jī chǎng cháng zhǎng xià huài la |
| [20:58.614] | sūn: duì le cháng zhǎng? |
| [20:59.464] | yuè: zěn me zhè me xiē rén nà |
| [21:00.615] | sūn: zhè zhè zhè jiào jī zhǎng xià huài le! hái fēi jī chǎng cháng zhǎng, gàn ma ne, qiǎng fēi jī ne zhè shì |
| [21:05.932] | yuè: xíng, huǒ chē zhàn bú shì zhàn zhǎng ma! |
| [21:07.824] | sūn: méi nà bù néng zhè me jiào, jī zhǎng! |
| [21:10.012] | yuè: xíng a jī zhǎng xià huài le a, zěn me zhè me xiē rén nà shì a dōu gàn ma qù ya ō |
| [21:14.732] | wǒ men yào qù tīng yuè bù qún chàng xì, a sān tiān! |
| [21:17.945] | sūn: āi hǎo, nǎ ér dōu sān tiān |
| [21:19.166] | yuè: wǒ yě qù! wǒ yě qù! |
| [21:21.358] | sūn: xíng xíng xíng xíng, hē |
| [21:23.216] | yuè: shàng fēi jī yī jià fēi jī zhuāng bù liǎo nà me xiē rén nà |
| [21:27.345] | sūn: bú shì nǐ zhè wán yì ér dōu bù néng zhuāng rén zhī dào ma, shén me wán yì ér zhè jiào |
| [21:31.149] | yuè: zhuāng bù liǎo nà me duō rén |
| [21:32.155] | sūn: xíng le bié miáo le nǐ |
| [21:33.715] | yuè: rèn me bàn! |
| [21:35.183] | sūn: hái rèn me bàn, āi yā nín shuō rèn me bàn |
| [21:39.436] | yuè: zěn me bàn éi a, hǎo, fēi yí gè zěn me yàng tí le yí gè |
| [21:45.100] | sūn: fēi yí gè, tí |
| [21:48.233] | tā tā zěn me qǐ dé fēi a, a a? tā zěn me qǐ dé fēi a? |
| [21:53.439] | yuè: lèng zhuǎn bei! |
| [21:55.327] | sūn: wú yō, dōu zhí shēng fēi jī diào yí gè zài, āi yā |
| [21:58.618] | yuè: fēi yí gè tí le yí gè shì shěng háng xiàn nà |
| [22:01.177] | sūn: zhè wán yì ér fèi yóu ne hái, shěng háng xiàn xiàng huà ma |
| [22:03.351] | yuè: dǐ xià nà gè bù yòng rán yóu a |
| [22:05.071] | sūn: bù nà shàng miàn hái zhuǎn yí gè ne? |
| [22:07.136] | yuè: nǐ guǎn de zháo ma! |
| [22:08.634] | sūn: āi, zhè shì méi zhé le |
| [22:10.521] | yuè: fēi yí gè tí le yí gè āi yō hǎo, zhè me shuō a, wǔ hàn zěn me yàng sān tiān a kōng le! |
| [22:17.677] | sūn: āi nǐ yīng gāi shàng chāi qiān bàn, zhī dào ma, hǎo jiā huo, zhè dōu kōng le |
| [22:23.492] | yuè: sān tiān méi rén le āi yā quán dōu shàng běi jīng lái le āi yō |
| [22:26.915] | shàng hǎi zěn me yàng shàng hǎi xì mí péng yǒu yě duō ya |
| [22:30.058] | sūn: āi shàng hǎi yǒu jīng jù yuàn |
| [22:31.133] | yuè: éi, dōu xǐ huān jīng jù dōu shàng běi jīng tīng wǒ lái le |
| [22:34.261] | sūn: shì a |
| [22:35.099] | yuè: huǒ chē zuò bù shàng shì a hā, huǒ chē zhàn zhàn zhǎng yě xià huài le |
| [22:39.013] | sūn: biè biè bié xià huài le |
| [22:39.996] | yuè: fēi jī chǎng cháng zhǎng yě xià huài le |
| [22:41.356] | sūn: jī zhǎng! |
| [22:42.386] | yuè: rén tài duō le shì shì shì shàng hǎi de fēi jī yě shì fēi yí gè tí le yí gè ya āi yō zhí wǎng běi jīng gǎn shì |
| [22:48.033] | quán zhōng guó de fēi jī dōu zài tiān kōng zhōng a nín cāi zěn me zhāo? |
| [22:51.910] | sūn: zěn me zhāo? |
| [22:52.900] | yuè: dǔ jī le! |
| [22:55.866] | sūn: āi yā |
| [22:57.241] | yuè: wā sāi |
| [22:58.011] | sūn: zhè wán yì ér wǒ tīng zhe dōu xīn xiān |
| [22:59.618] | yuè: wǒ jiǎn zhí dōu wú nài le |
| [23:01.533] | sūn: āi yā |
| [23:02.814] | yuè: dǔ jī le zěn me bàn ya |
| [23:04.267] | yuè: kāi fēi jī zhè gē men r bǎ chuāng hù yī yáo |
| [23:06.492] | sūn: a? |
| [23:09.029] | yuè: gē men r, gē men r wǒ xiān guò xíng bù xíng a āi yā a? |
| [23:12.358] | zhè wèi yě shuō le a píng shén me ya shì a wǒ zhè ér hái tí le yí gè ne |
| [23:16.355] | sūn: āi zhè xíng la! |
| [23:17.829] | yuè: wǒ tm yě tí le yí gè ne! |
| [23:23.897] | sūn: zhè dōu bù xiàng huà le tīng zhe |
| [23:25.431] | yuè: nǐ zhǎo yī jiāo jǐng lái ya |
| [23:26.900] | sūn: éi ā jiāo jǐng |
| [23:28.122] | yuè: jiāo jǐng zhàn nǎ ér a éi duì a a? zhè yě méi gè hóng lǜ dēng, wǒ xiān guò ba āi yō gē men r a, sān tiān! |
| [23:35.213] | sūn: āi zhè sān tiān néng chāi kāi ma nǐ men |
| [23:37.355] | yuè: chōng zhè gè a sān tiān a tā xiān guò le shì |
| [23:40.145] | dōu shàng běi jīng lái le āi yō zhè shì shàng hǎi shì |
| [23:43.101] | zhè gè, shān xī shān xī zěn me yàng xì mí péng yǒu yě tè bié de duō bù shǎo |
| [23:47.228] | fēi jī zuò bù shàng a huǒ chē zuò bù shàng shì qì chē tài yuǎn āi yō |
| [23:51.751] | zěn me bàn zěn me bàn zěn me bàn péng yǒu men! zěn me bàn ? ? |
| [23:55.217] | cuàn tiān hóu ér! |
| [23:58.310] | sūn: hǒu yō zhè gè xīn xiān wǒ tīng zhe a |
| [24:00.316] | yuè: wǎng shēn shàng bǎng zhà yào a |
| [24:01.935] | sūn: a bǎng zhà yào? |
| [24:02.933] | yuè: duì la āi yā gào sù nǐ men a, zhà yào, bù néng bǎng duō lóu shì ma |
| [24:07.361] | bǎng duō lóu zěn me yàng róng yì bēng dào hā ěr bīn qù |
| [24:12.269] | sūn: bǎng yì diǎn ér dōu pà bēng suì le |
| [24:14.302] | yuè: bǎng shǎo lóu a chū bù liǎo shān xī |
| [24:16.925] | sūn: āi huò, hái yào liàng wèn tí |
| [24:19.332] | yuè: jiù dé shì liàng |
| [24:20.538] | sūn: shì ma āi ó yō |
| [24:22.146] | yuè: hē, shàng hǎi nà biān ér zěn me yàng yòu tīng shuō le yòu tīng shuō la yō hái xiǎng lái rén nà hái xiǎng lái |
| [24:27.155] | fēi jī yě zuò bù liǎo, huǒ chē yě zuò bù shàng shì a dà lún chuán! |
| [24:30.789] | sūn: zuò chuán |
| [24:31.661] | yuè: dà lún chuán nà hǎo chuán piào yě méi nà me xiē ya a zěn me bàn, jiā lǐ yǒu qián, zì zhì xiǎo mù chuán! |
| [24:37.562] | sūn: duì le zì zhì xiǎo mù chuán? |
| [24:39.623] | yuè: xī yóu jì a sūn wù kōng zì zhì nà gè xiǎo mù chuán ō zhú fá zǐ a ō |
| [24:43.495] | yī jiā rén bǎng hǎo le, wǎng běi jīng, chua ó yō, āi yā |
| [24:47.853] | wǎng běi jīng huà ya shì shì shì shì shì ràng wǒ men dàng qǐ shuāng jiǎng, a sān tiān! |
| [24:55.241] | tā men yī xiǎng qǐ zhè gè tā men bù lèi ya |
| [24:57.011] | sūn: āi, zhè dōu shì làng cuī de |
| [24:58.788] | yuè: hǎo |
| [25:03.869] | méi yǒu làng! |
| [25:05.025] | sūn: āi shì, yǒu làng jiù lái bù liǎo le nín zhī dào ma |
| [25:07.335] | yuè: hēi, zuò bù qǐ xiǎo mù chuán zěn me bàn zěn me bàn |
| [25:09.992] | jiā lǐ yǒu dà mù pén! ó yō wǎng shuǐ lǐ yī fàng, bèng dào dà mù pén lǐ tou nòng liǎ gǎn miàn gùn chua |
| [25:15.244] | sūn: āi huò! xíng le xíng le xíng le |
| [25:17.468] | yuè: jiù wǎng běi jīng gǎn nà! |
| [25:18.335] | sūn: suǒ ní kè shì zěn me yàng |
| [25:19.614] | yuè: zhè shì zán men guó |
| [25:22.312] | zhè shì zán men guó nèi shì a wài guó wài guó zěn me zhāo rì běn yō hē āi yā xì mí péng yǒu yě duō ya |
| [25:29.410] | sūn: nà dì fāng hái yǒu tīng xì de ne? |
| [25:31.015] | yuè: dāng rán la ō tīng shuō guò wǒ yuè bù qún nà shì ma huǒ chē zěn me yàng bù tōng a |
| [25:36.699] | sūn: āi, zǒu shuǐ lǐ le |
| [25:38.552] | yuè: shì bú shì shì dà fēi jī hái dà fēi jī zuò bù liǎo nà me xiē rén |
| [25:42.215] | sūn: yǒu shí jià rén guó jiā jiù kōng le |
| [25:48.877] | yuè: lún chuán zěn me yàng yě bù xíng shì zěn me bàn zěn me bàn rè qì qiú! |
| [25:54.610] | sūn: rè qì qiú? |
| [25:55.861] | yuè: yī jiā rén zuān dào yí gè rè qì qiú lǐ tou a nà kōng qì yào shì dàng shì ma éi, yào gòu gòu |
| [26:01.266] | yī sōng shǒu, rè qì qiú pǎo la a zhí wǎng běi jīng guā ya ó yō |
| [26:05.023] | guā zhe guā zhe, huài le zěn me le fēng xiàng biàn le |
| [26:07.098] | sūn: ō a? |
| [26:08.324] | yuè: gěi tā men guā nán jí qù le |
| [26:10.009] | sūn: ā yā, nà zěn me bàn ya? |
| [26:11.113] | yuè: sūn zi éi dòng zhe qiè ba! |
| [26:17.334] | sūn: āi yā, kě xī le zhè diǎn ér qì qiú |
| [26:20.611] | yuè: quán zhōng guó de xì mí péng yǒu quán dōu lái le shì shì shì quán dōu shàng běi jīng lái le a |
| [26:25.648] | běi jīng, běi jīng yě zhuāng bù liǎo nà me xiē rén nà zěn me bàn ya dōu zài mǎ lù shàng dài zhe ne ō shuì dōu dà jiē le |
| [26:30.004] | wǒ xīn xiǎng zǎo diǎn kāi xì ba a wǔ liù tiān a shì |
| [26:33.015] | kāi xì zhǎo jīng lǐ zhǎo jīng lǐ yán jiū chàng shén me xì chàng shén me xì |
| [26:36.643] | éi, hòu lái gēn jīng lǐ yī yán jiū a chàng sān tiān xì |
| [26:39.822] | tóu yī chū shén me wǔ jiā pí! |
| [26:42.336] | sūn: āi wǔ zán zhè wǔ zhè nín hē yào jiǔ ne nín? wǔ jiā pí xiàng huà ma shén me wǔ jiā pō! |
| [26:50.014] | yuè: wǔ jiā pō! éi |
| [26:51.420] | èr yī chū èr yī chū sè láng tàn mǔ! |
| [26:54.233] | sūn: hē éi éi děng děng děng, nà de dāng mā de qiáo ér zi qù zhī dào ma, sè láng tàn mǔ xiàng huà ma, sì láng tàn mǔ! |
| [27:03.377] | yuè: sì gè sè láng! |
| [27:04.166] | sūn: āi méi tīng shuō guò! sì gè sè láng ? sì láng! |
| [27:07.940] | yuè: sì láng tàn mǔ! éi |
| [27:10.012] | sān yī chū sān yī chū sān yī chū shén me xì , zhè sān chū xì, a |
| [27:15.247] | sūn: éi zhè sān éi bù bù bù bù, āi āi |
| [27:17.662] | yuè: nòng hǎo le, wǒ shàng dà jiē shàng wǒ wèi wèn tā men qù |
| [27:19.352] | sūn: wèi wèn bù máng, dì sān chū xì shén me? |
| [27:22.233] | yuè: a? |
| [27:22.953] | sūn: dì sān chū xì shén me ya |
| [27:24.688] | yuè: nǐ guǎn de zháo ma |
| [27:26.339] | sūn: wǒ tīng tīng bù xíng a |
| [27:27.826] | yuè: gēn nǐ yǒu guān xì ma |
| [27:29.900] | sūn: wàn yī wǒ men tīng tīng ne, nín shuō shuō, dì sān shén me ya |
| [27:32.756] | yuè: wàng què le |
| [27:33.988] | sūn: āi nǐ zì jǐ ān pái de xì mǎ zì jǐ wàng le? |
| [27:37.913] | yuè: zěn me zhāo ba |
| [27:38.967] | sūn: bú shì, wǒ wèn wèn nǐ, dì sān chū xì jǐ gè zì ér a |
| [27:41.866] | yuè: sā zì ér |
| [27:42.522] | sūn: dōu yǒu shén me zì ér nín zuó mo zuó mo |
| [27:43.739] | yuè: wǒ jì de yǒu gè shén me shén me tào r |
| [27:49.921] | sūn: zhè tào r shì dì jǐ gè zì ér a |
| [27:53.499] | yuè: dì sān ge ya |
| [27:57.330] | sūn: nǐ chàng nà xì gàn ma, nǐ nǐ nǐ zhè duō hán chěn ya |
| [28:03.798] | bú shì shén me shén me tào r, shén hái yǒu něi gè zì ér nǐ hé wǒ jiǎng jiǎng |
| [28:09.853] | yuè: lǐ tou yǒu gè zhǔ yǎn jiào dòu ěr gēn! |
| [28:12.010] | sūn: shén me? |
| [28:13.003] | yuè: dòu ěr gēn! |
| [28:14.033] | sūn: dòu ěr gēn! zhè wán yì ér zhēn ráo shé zhè wán yì ér, dòu ěr dūn! |
| [28:18.268] | yuè: dòu ěr dūn, shén me tào r! |
| [28:19.481] | sūn: lián huán tào! hái tào r! |
| [28:28.721] | yuè: wǒ shuō wǒ bù shuō le nǐ fēi děi ràng wǒ shuō |
| [28:31.144] | sūn: fèi huà, nín shuō de bú duì, tào! |
| [28:34.122] | yuè: lián huán tào āi sān chū xì shì hǎo, quán dōu tiē chū qù a shàng dà jiē shàng wèi wèn tā men |
| [28:39.245] | sūn: ō nín hái wèi wèn qù |
| [28:40.251] | yuè: dāng rán la ō rén tài duō la shì |
| [28:42.160] | mǎi xiē shuǐ, mǎi diǎn ér yào āi yō kàn kàn tā men qù yīng gāi de |
| [28:45.529] | zhè bāng rén, bái tiān hái kě yǐ a dào le wǎn shàng, xue wēi yǒu diǎn ér lěng a a běi jīng biàn tiān r |
| [28:51.002] | shì bú shì, bái tiān duō mǎi bào zhǐ, dào le wǎn shàng jiù gài |
| [28:54.865] | sūn: āi yōu ā, zhè gài bào zhǐ |
| [28:55.993] | yuè: gài bào zhǐ a āi yā hǎo duō rén dào le hòu bàn yè shuì bù zháo le shì qǐ lái liáo tiān r ba hái liáo tiān r éi liáo tiān r |
| [29:01.010] | yō dà gē dà gē nín nǎ lái de nǎ lái de |
| [29:04.155] | wǒ xīn jiāng, ā hā hā huò xīn jiāng wǒ tīng yuè bù qún chàng xì, nǐ nǎ lái de? nǐ nǎ lái de |
| [29:09.311] | wǒ xī zàng huò huò, dōu tīng wǒ chàng xì lái le shì ya qiáo qiáo tā men shì shì shì |
| [29:14.471] | hē hǎo duō rén nà dōu zài na r zuò zhe ne |
| [29:17.347] | wǒ yī qiáo, yǒu yī lǎo dà yé lǎo dà yé |
| [29:19.334] | suì shù tǐng dà le shàng suì shù zhè rén huā bái de hú zǐ gǎn jǐn wèn wèn wèn wèn dà yé, nín shì? |
| [29:24.942] | zhè wèi shuō le shuō shí mǒ ya wǒ shì lā dēng |
| [29:27.433] | sūn: āi āi yō, yō yō yō yō, xíng le bǎ tā zhāo lái le nǐ |
| [29:31.334] | yuè: běn dà yé |
| [29:32.334] | sūn: āi běn dà yé? |
| [29:34.783] | yuè: nín zěn me lái la nín zěn me lái le duō xià rén nà a |
| [29:38.441] | bù shí bù zhǎo nǐ le ma āi |
| [29:41.103] | zhǎo ào bā mǎ le, éi hēi hēi hēi hēi |
| [29:43.622] | sūn: xiāo xī líng tōng rén shì |
| [29:45.555] | yuè: wǒ méi shì ér méi shì ér, bù yòng dān xīn wǒ shì ma |
| [29:48.033] | wǒ shuō nín shì nǎ lái de ya a dǎ nǎ ér lái yī zhí zài běi jīng shēng huó ma āi huò |
| [29:52.211] | bú shì a wǒ shì shān xī bēng lái de |
| [29:54.331] | sūn: āi ō zhè dǎo shì xiàng, bǎng zhe zhà yào ma |
| [29:57.514] | yuè: hǎo, nǐ shì bēng dào zhè ér le ma bēng dào zhè ér le |
| [29:59.466] | bù cuò a wǒ zhè zhà yào bǎng dé hé shì, wǒ bēng dào tōng xiàn le |
| [30:03.166] | sūn: āi huò, diào gǒu shì lǐ le |
| [30:09.896] | yuè: nà hái bù cuò āi yā dāi zhe ba! shì |
| [30:12.105] | gǎn jǐn, huí qù gēn jīng lǐ shāng liáng néng bù néng zǎo kāi xì ya āi zǎo diǎn ér kāi |
| [30:15.433] | jīng lǐ shuō bù xíng āi yō bù xíng a a bù xíng, bù xíng jiù děng zhe ba děng zhe ba |
| [30:19.837] | yī zhí děng dào kāi xì dí dàng tiān shì lí kāi xì hái yǒu sì gè zhōng tóu zěn me yàng |
| [30:24.088] | hǎo, rén quán dōu zuò mǎn le zuò mǎn le wū yā yā quán shì rén nà āi yā |
| [30:29.140] | zuò wú xū xí ya hǎo wā wǒ hěn gāo xìng nà shì shì shì |
| [30:32.492] | lí kāi xì hái yǒu sān ge duō zhōng tóu zěn me yàng yòu lái le èr bǎi duō wèi |
| [30:36.142] | sūn: yō lái rén la? |
| [30:37.002] | yuè: qiāo mén nà gàn ma bāng bāng bāng qiāo mén |
| [30:38.266] | kāi mén kāi mén wǒ yào tīng yuè bù qún chàng xì yuè bù qún kāi mén |
| [30:46.255] | sūn: zhè xiàng bào chóu de zhè zěn me xiàng |
| [30:48.213] | yuè: a sān tiān |
| [30:50.104] | sūn: āi zhè zhè xíng le |
| [30:51.823] | yuè: jīng lǐ chū lái le a jǐ wèi jǐ wèi méi piào le méi le |
| [30:55.210] | yào xiǎng mǎi piào yě xíng zěn me bàn zán zhǐ néng zhàn piào le |
| [30:58.129] | sūn: duì le, zhàn piào shì? |
| [30:59.335] | yuè: zhàn piào yī qiān nà |
| [31:01.992] | sūn: zhàn piào yī qiān kuài qián? |
| [31:02.991] | yuè: zhàn piào yī qiān kuài qián, bù lùn qián hòu pái yī lǜ yī qiān! |
| [31:05.041] | sūn: bú shì nín zuò zhe yě yī qiān kuài qián, zhàn zhe yě yī qiān kuài qián a nà me hēi ya nǐ, a |
| [31:09.811] | yuè: shuí hēi ya? |
| [31:10.233] | sūn: nǐ yòng jīn qián mí bǔ xīn líng chuāng shāng ne nǐ |
| [31:13.766] | yuè: shuí hēi ya? nǐ tài hēi le yī qiān kuài ya! |
| [31:16.428] | sūn: nǐ shī fū cái sān bǎi bā zhī dào me |
| [31:19.075] | yuè: shuí shuí shuí shī fū shuí shī fū |
| [31:20.739] | sūn: a nǐ méi shī fū nǐ méi shī fū nǐ méi shī fū, duì |
| [31:23.010] | yuè: jiù tā? āi yō chòu |
| [31:27.144] | sūn: āi hāi hāi wǒ jiù dé yì nǐ zhè jù |
| [31:32.179] | yuè: yī qiān kuài qián nà hē bù lùn qián hòu pái shì |
| [31:34.927] | zhàn zhe yě shì yī qiān a zhàn zhe yī qiān éi, èr bǎi duō wèi quán dōu ān pái hǎo le |
| [31:38.661] | lí kāi xì hái yǒu liǎng gè duō zhōng tóu liǎng gè |
| [31:40.332] | yòu lái le èr bǎi duō wèi shì dōng dōng dōng qiāo mén |
| [31:42.793] | kāi mén kāi mén mǎi piào mǎi piào wǒ men yào tīng yuè bù qún mǎi piào sān tiān |
| [31:49.348] | sūn: hē, guān zhòng tǐng gāo xìng hái |
| [31:50.863] | yuè: jīng lǐ chū lái le a jǐ wèi, méi piào le méi piào le |
| [31:53.455] | yào xiǎng mǎi piào yě xíng zěn me yàng zán zhǐ néng dūn piào le |
| [31:56.614] | sūn: duì le zhè nín děng děng ba wǒ bù míng bái ? dūn piào shì shén me yì sī |
| [31:59.410] | yuè: dūn piào a a dūn nǎ ér a dūn nǎ ér a |
| [32:02.101] | dūn zài nǎ ér a zhè nín bù zhī dào ba bù zhī dào |
| [32:04.013] | liǎng gè rén wǎng nà ér yī zhàn dōu shì shàng kuān, rén dōu shì shàng kuān xià zhǎi ō |
| [32:07.992] | liǎ rén wǎng zhè ér yī zhàn zhōng jiè ér zhè kuài dì fāng ér, hái yǒu dì fāng ér ō shì ma ō |
| [32:12.255] | wǎng liǎ rén zhōng jiè ér zhè ér yī dūn shì zhàn zhe de zhè wèi gāo xìng le gāo xìng le |
| [32:15.891] | hē, tài hǎo le a chá bēi yǒu dì fāng fàng le |
| [32:19.044] | sūn: āi huò, zhè ròu chá jī ér xiàng huà ma |
| [32:21.149] | yuè: děng děng hǎo le |
| [32:22.166] | sūn: nín děng děng ba nín děng děng ? zhè dūn zhe duō shǎo qián ya |
| [32:24.011] | yuè: yī qiān nà |
| [32:26.438] | sūn: dāng chá jī ér yě yī qiān? a āi yā |
| [32:30.047] | yuè: hēi, lí kāi xì hái yǒu yí gè duō zhōng tóu shì |
| [32:32.249] | yòu lái le yī bǎi duō wèi yòu lái rén le |
| [32:33.927] | mǎi piào mǎi piào wǒ men yào tīng yuè bù qún mǎi piào |
| [32:38.721] | jīng lǐ kū zhe chū lái le āi yō ā jǐ wèi shí zài shì méi piào le méi le |
| [32:46.108] | yào mǎi piào yě xíng zěn me yàng zán zhǐ néng pā piào le |
| [32:48.966] | sūn: duì le nín děng děng wǒ bù míng bái, shén me jiào pā piào a? |
| [32:52.241] | yuè: pā piào a zhè gè rén nà a, zuò wèi xià tou hái yǒu dì fāng ér |
| [32:55.816] | nǐ kàn xiàn zài guān zhòng zuò wèi xià tou yě yǒu kòng dì fāng ér a yǒu kòng dì r éi ō |
| [32:59.259] | yǒu dǎ zuì hòu yī pái pú fú qián jìn āi yō huò lái dào zuì tóu de yī pái shì |
| [33:04.650] | zuò de zhè wèi bù gāo xìng le zěn me le āi yā huò zěn me chū lái yī rén nà zuān chū yī rén lái |
| [33:11.233] | tǔ xíng sūn! |
| [33:12.985] | sūn: āi zhè hāi! éi hēi hái fēng shén bǎng ne hái, méi méi méi méi yǒu |
| [33:17.058] | yuè: nǐ shì bú shì tǔ xíng sūn! |
| [33:18.053] | sūn: xíng xíng xíng xíng le! méi yǒu zhè me wèn, tǔ xíng sūn zhè me chū lái de ya? |
| [33:21.310] | yuè: dà gē dà gē wǒ wǒ bú shì wǒ bù xìng tǔ āi, hái zhēn dā yìng |
| [33:25.240] | wǒ yě bú shì shén me tǔ xíng sūn āi wǒ mǎi de pā piào |
| [33:27.900] | sūn: āi hē! |
| [33:29.155] | yuè: nǐ pā piào bù xíng a wǒ jiǎo fàng nǎ ér a mò dì fāng fàng |
| [33:32.963] | nín fàng wǒ nǎo dài shàng ba! a? fàng wǒ nǎo dài shàng zhé yī nǎo dài jiù wèi tīng wǒ ya āi yō |
| [33:39.133] | zhè nǐ shuō de a a zǒu nǐ huò |
| [33:41.520] | zài qiáo zhè wèi āi yā āi yā zhēn cǎi cǎi zhe le shì shì shì |
| [33:45.287] | gāng cǎi shàng, zhè wèi bā le jiǎo bó zi, āi, dà gē dà gē, dà gē gàn ma nín qǐ lái diǎn ér wǒ hǎn shēng hǎo xíng ma |
| [33:52.200] | sūn: zhè hái méi kāi ne! |
| [33:53.437] | yuè: jiù shì a, zhè hái méi kāi xì ne nǐ hǎn shén me hǎo a shì a |
| [33:56.827] | éi hēi, wǒ pà wǒ tm huó bù liǎo nà huì ér |
| [34:00.126] | sūn: āi zhè tú shén me xǔ de, wǒ wèn wèn nín ? nín zhè jiù zhè pā piào duō shǎo qián? |
| [34:07.869] | yuè: yī qiān nà! |
| [34:09.213] | sūn: zhè cǎi sǐ yě yī qiān? ā hā hā hā āi yā |
| [34:12.059] | yuè: nǐ zhè yàng nǐ tú shén me ya? shì shì shì xíng, hǎn ba ràng tā hǎn |
| [34:15.641] | bǎ jiǎo tái kāi le zài qiáo zhè wèi, hǎo, āi yā āi zhè zěn me le yòu cǎi shàng le! |
| [34:21.174] | sūn: āi yā hē |
| [34:22.299] | yuè: lí kāi xì hái yǒu bàn gè duō zhōng tóu zěn me yàng yòu lái le èr shí sì wèi lái rén le dài zhe dāo zi lái de |
| [34:27.548] | sūn: gàn ma ya? |
| [34:28.614] | yuè: bù ràng wǒ men jìn qù wǒ men pōu fù zì shā! |
| [34:30.835] | sūn: ō rì běn de péng yǒu |
| [34:34.823] | yuè: zhōng yú gǎn dào le |
| [34:35.824] | sūn: shì shì shì shì shì, bù yì a |
| [34:37.462] | yuè: mǎi piào mǎi piào āi yā jīng lǐ chū lái le |
| [34:42.152] | nǐ men shì yào zì shā ma? āi dōu kàn chū lái le xiān nòng sǐ wǒ ba āi méi tīng shuō guò |
| [34:46.872] | wǒ shí zài shì méi zhé le zěn me le nín kàn kàn, yóu shàng dào xià yóu hēi! |
| [34:52.166] | sūn: zěn me le? |
| [34:53.241] | yuè: yào xiǎng mǎi piào yě xíng |
| [34:54.286] | sūn: yǒu shén me zhǔ yì ya? |
| [34:55.371] | yuè: diào piào! |
| [34:57.163] | sūn: nín děng děng ba ? dōu xīn xiān, zěn me hái yǒu diào piào? |
| [34:59.338] | yuè: jù chǎng shàng tou yǒu bā gè diàn shàn shì ma yí gè diàn shàn sān ge shàn yè ér āi yō |
| [35:03.335] | zhèng hǎo lái le èr shí sì wèi, sān bā èr shí sì a huò gěi tā men diào qǐ lái diào qǐ lái gǎn jǐn dǎ fā rén |
| [35:09.133] | sūn: āi, nín zhè diào piào duō shǎo qián? |
| [35:10.296] | yuè: yī qiān líng wǔ shí a |
| [35:12.214] | sūn: āi bù zhè zěn me hái guì wǔ shí a? |
| [35:13.900] | yuè: shéng zi qián nà! |
| [35:15.630] | sūn: zěn me yì diǎn ér xuè bù chū a nǐ men |
| [35:18.215] | yuè: hā hā āi yā xíng le dǎ fā rén, mǎi shéng zi qù shì shì shì |
| [35:20.834] | shéng zi mǎi le gěi tā men kǔn hǎo le āi yā èr shí sì gè rén quán dōu kǔn hǎo lóu a |
| [35:24.259] | mǎ shàng yào kāi xì le zěn me le shuí chéng xiǎng a |
| [35:27.145] | péng yǒu men a qīn ài de péng yǒu men yōu ā zhè yǎo yá qiè chǐ de yàng ér yǒu shí liù ge rén mà jiē le |
| [35:32.448] | sūn: duì le cái shí liù ge mà ya? |
| [35:35.951] | yuè: shí liù ge rén mà jiē le gàn ma ya gàn ma? |
| [35:38.319] | tā shuō le shuō shí mǒ ya píng shén me! a píng shén me tā kàn tou le wǒ men kàn hòu tou! |
| [35:44.022] | sūn: āi zhè shén me yì sī ya? |
| [35:45.250] | yuè: nín zuó mo zhè gè shàn yè ér yí gè chōng qián liǎ chōng hòu a |
| [35:49.014] | sūn: āi hǎo liǎ chōng hòu bian r kàn ne! a āi yā |
| [35:51.240] | yuè: zhè zěn me bàn ne zhè zěn me bàn ya hòu lái wǒ chū yī hǎo zhǔ yì shén me zhǔ yì bǎ diàn shàn kāi kāi! |
| [35:56.120] | sūn: āi nǐ sǔn bù sǔn nà nǐ |
| [35:59.358] | yuè: zhè cái zhuǎn qǐ lái āi yā hēi, zuò zhe de zhè wèi hěn gāo xìng |
| [36:03.433] | sūn: zuò zhe zěn me le? |
| [36:04.721] | yuè: hǎo wā kàn jīng jù wài dài kōng zhōng fēi rén la! |
| [36:07.833] | sūn: āi hǎo, méi tīng shuō guò |
| [36:10.100] | yuè: tā men hěn gāo xìng shì shì shì |
| [36:11.425] | cǐ shí cǐ kè wǒ yǐ jīng bàn shàng le ō nín bàn shàng xì le |
| [36:15.240] | huà hǎo zhuāng le shì yī fú chuān shang le hǎo zhǔn bèi chàng xì hǎo a |
| [36:19.543] | wǒ xīn xiǎng wǒ yī shàng tái zhǔn yǒu pèng tóu hǎo nà shi yīng gāi de éi wǒ nà tiān wǒ chàng wǔ jiā pō, wǔ jiā pō |
| [36:27.725] | sūn: xíng, jì xìng hái bù cuò |
| [36:29.216] | yuè: wǔ jiā pō wǒ lái yí gè, wǒ lái yí gè lǎo shēng éi lǎo shēng hēi xiān lái yí gè lǎo shēng a |
| [36:33.140] | yī mǎ lí le xī liáng jiè |
| [36:35.133] | sūn: zhè yī shēng pèng tóu hǎo |
| [36:36.572] | yuè: duì la, jiù zhè yī jù tīng a éi nín lái lái wǒ men tīng tīng wǒ yī shàng chǎng, wǒ yī zhāng zuǐ chàng zhè chū xì a zhù yì tīng a |
| [36:42.733] | sūn: a huò xiàn zuó mo shì ma |
| [36:44.359] | yuè: shuí ya? āi nǎo qiāng gòng míng a |
| [36:48.166] | sūn: āi yā āi |
| [36:50.391] | yuè: quán dōu shōu dào zhè ér lái ya |
| [36:51.233] | sūn: āi zhè xíng le xíng le xíng le |
| [36:52.672] | yuè: sǎng mén ér gāo a |
| [36:54.615] | sūn: zhè hái yǎn jīng dōu kàn bú jiàn le zhè dōu |
| [36:56.692] | yuè: nín jiù tīng zhe ba ā yā yī mǎ lí le xī liáng jiè nín lái lái |
| [37:11.833] | jiù zhè me yī sǎng zi jiù tīng jiàn tái dǐ xià huā |
| [37:15.140] | sūn: zhè gè hǎo ó |
| [37:16.155] | yuè: zhè gè mà jiē yō zhè hái bù mà jiē ne! mà zhe jiē jiù tuì piào qù zǎo gāi zǒu |
| [37:20.450] | yuè: zhè shì nǐ men bù dǒng shì ma shén me jiào jīng jù ó? |
| [37:23.756] | nín hái bié shuō, zhēn yǒu èr shí sì wèi méi zǒu |
| [37:26.042] | sūn: ài tīng! |
| [37:27.054] | yuè: diào nà ér xià bù lái le! |
| [37:28.331] | sūn: āi, qù nǐ de ba |
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