| [00:00.326] | （观众）咦~~ |
| [00:02.991] | （观众）好好好~ |
| [00:16.078] | 别起哄别起哄啊 |
| [00:25.848] | 别闹别闹 |
| [00:29.401] | 节目一场接着一场 |
| [00:30.681] | 嗯 |
| [00:31.438] | 刚才对着节目说了不少了 |
| [00:32.744] | 八宝，咱轻易不会忘记的一个人儿，他给忘了 |
| [00:36.062] | （观众）hhhh |
| [00:37.473] | 忘了还这么好呢？ |
| [00:39.223] | 李哥，李老师 |
| [00:40.581] | 说的不错 |
| [00:41.731] | 呃，这个，台上难免有瑕疵 |
| [00:44.996] | 咱先说好咯，把这个瑕疵给你说好咯（嗯） |
| [00:48.548] | 咱先跟大伙说清楚咯 |
| [00:50.847] | 那个谁都难免有瑕疵 |
| [00:56.594] | 二位下去休息休息，这场把我们俩人给换上来了 |
| [01:01.740] | 谁大伙介绍一下，我旁边的这位（我！） |
| [01:04.640] | xx老师，说相声的！（诶，是啊） |
| [01:08.088] | 呃，今天穿成这样呢 |
| [01:10.491] | 很新鲜哈 |
| [01:14.828] | 大胖子 |
| [01:16.500] | 刚才那个八宝说，猪猪猪~（诶诶诶诶） |
| [01:19.686] | 我就heng得慌，真的，你说他见过什么叫猪吗? |
| [01:27.210] | 像话嘛这是 |
| [01:30.031] | sun老师。是我们说相声中的最胖的一位 |
| [01:33.871] | 你老说他干嘛 |
| [01:35.177] | 三百多斤 |
| [01:36.065] | 你要把他忘了多好啊 |
| [01:38.442] | 不会忘的，这个词不会忘的 |
| [01:41.107] | 诶，好长时间没看着我了吧 |
| [01:46.122] | 啊~是 |
| [01:47.115] | 啊？知道我最近在忙些什么吗 |
| [01:51.060] | 我哪知道啊 |
| [01:52.000] | 啊？ |
| [01:52.601] | 啊？ |
| [01:53.620] | 最近干嘛呢 |
| [01:54.664] | 看不出来啊? |
| [01:55.553] | 这哪看得出来啊 |
| [01:57.015] | 最近我在搞一些个研究 |
| [01:59.602] | 呃，您研究什么啊？ |
| [02:01.221] | 研究过去与现在 |
| [02:03.102] | 哦？这个课题深了啊 |
| [02:04.931] | 现在这些个人呐，跟过去他又有些个不一样 |
| [02:09.293] | 呃，怎么不一样 |
| [02:09.998] | 比如说这个艺术方面他就不一样 |
| [02:12.062] | 是吗？ |
| [02:13.316] | 过去的人呐，看东西，你比如说看舞蹈（嗯）跟过去不一样 |
| [02:17.365] | 现在有很多舞蹈，什么balei啊（昂），balei啊（诶），balei啊（嗯？） |
| [02:23.922] | 这样一看芭蕾 |
| [02:25.567] | 诶，就是芭蕾 |
| [02:26.586] | 过去他不一样 |
| [02:27.997] | 过去他怎么了 |
| [02:28.885] | 比如说这个，jianwu，你看看 |
| [02:31.837] | （jianwu？哦，古典舞） |
| [02:33.535] | 对了，很少有人能够看过这个舞蹈 |
| [02:35.494] | 是是是是，jianwu |
| [02:39.908] | 我想想，这个..... |
| [02:44.297] | 谢谢~ |
| [02:45.734] | 您这无jian胜有jian |
| [02:48.320] | jainwu |
| [02:49.913] | 是 |
| [02:50.749] | 还有那个，chouziwu |
| [02:51.977] | 那是民族舞 |
| [02:53.283] | 诶~hongcheng舞 |
| [02:54.302] | 耍呀~ |
| [03:01.303] | 您等等，您这是洗澡啊这是 |
| [03:04.385] | 谁洗澡？ |
| [03:05.273] | 有这么耍的嘛这是 |
| [03:06.684] | 耍舞蹈嘛~ |
| [03:08.382] | 得得得~ |
| [03:09.975] | 这都不算，现代的人呐，他这是确实跟过去不一样 |
| [03:14.103] | 您说 |
| [03:15.226] | 过去，很多东西属家 |
| [03:17.185] | 外国的艺术家，被咱们中国人慢慢的吸引 |
| [03:21.417] | 啊，都熟知 |
| [03:22.384] | 有这么一位啊 |
| [03:23.272] | 您说 |
| [03:24.630] | 我....，看你不知道不知道啊 |
| [03:25.910] | 我，我到底知不知道 |
| [03:27.216] | 不知道不知道吧 |
| [03:28.340] | 什么不知道不知道啊~ |
| [03:29.567] | 有这么一位艺术家，“莎士比亚” |
| [03:34.008] | 那是剧作家 |
| [03:36.202] | 剧作家? |
| [03:36.829] | （我）知道 |
| [03:40.068] | 贝克汉姆 |
| [03:42.028] | 啊，就是球星 |
| [03:48.454] | 乌鲁木齐 |
| [03:51.876] | 这是新疆~ |
| [03:54.018] | 中国人？ |
| [03:55.167] | 啊...什么？？ |
| [03:55.664] | 什么中国人呐，乌鲁木齐是地名 |
| [03:58.720] | 看来你还真...都知道啊 |
| [03:59.713] | 就这仨我还不知道啊 |
| [04:02.116] | 达芬奇 |
| [04:03.396] | 诶，那是画家 |
| [04:05.407] | 嗯，画画?he |
| [04:07.314] | 您别什么都这样行吗? |
| [04:12.800] | 毕加索 |
| [04:14.263] | 嗯，画家 |
| [04:15.099] | 是吗? |
| [04:18.207] | 就知道名~ |
| [04:24.294] | 贝多芬儿~ |
| [04:25.704] | 滋，贝多芬！音乐家 |
| [04:30.772] | 交响乐之父 |
| [04:32.548] | 对~弹钢琴，贝多芬的钢琴，弹的好极了 |
| [04:36.806] | 贝多芬，弹钢琴？？？ |
| [04:38.504] | 诶，你看，朋友们现在讲，很多演员上台弹钢琴（昂？） |
| [04:42.397] | 往那一坐，大钢琴，开始弹 |
| [04:49.267] | 霍，好家伙 |
| [04:50.573] | 诶呦 |
| [04:51.748] | 不好看（是是是） |
| [04:54.100] | 也不好听 |
| [04:55.510] | 是不好看 |
| [04:56.163] | 贝多芬，贝多芬弹得好，大钢琴与众不同（是吗???） |
| [05:03.033] | 特别大，那个键呐 |
| [05:05.541] | 嗯？？？ |
| [05:09.486] | 琴键 |
| [05:11.184] | 两种颜色 |
| [05:12.411] | 哪两种? |
| [05:16.434] | 黑白啊，打远了看，呵~奶牛！ |
| [05:21.397] | 没有，这太明显了吧，是不是 |
| [05:25.864] | 黑白键，贝多芬，弹的好极了我给你学学啊 |
| [05:35.007] | tatatang！ |
| [05:36.888] | tatatatang！ |
| [05:38.429] | tatatatang！！ |
| [05:40.310] | tatatatang！！！ |
| [05:42.374] | 这贝多芬是弹棉花的 |
| [05:44.568] | 谁弹棉花的？ |
| [05:46.945] | 您这tatatatang这，不是弹棉花么 |
| [05:49.113] | 你见过弹棉花的么？ |
| [05:50.837] | 这不是弹棉花的是什么呀 |
| [05:52.300] | 贝多芬跟人家...... |
| [05:58.909] | 外国的艺术家，被咱们中国人所吸引，咱们中国的艺术家也被外国的人吸引了 |
| [06:05.518] | 呃，这都是流通的么 |
| [06:06.694] | 中国的艺术家啊 |
| [06:08.052] | 老舍 |
| [06:09.828] | 歪果仁都知道，大作家（是是是） |
| [06:13.042] | 著名的京剧表演艺术家 |
| [06:15.758] | 梅艳芳 |
| [06:18.240] | 不不不，梅兰芳 |
| [06:21.897] | 对~梅兰芳 |
| [06:24.248] | 梅艳芳知道吗? |
| [06:25.659] | 都知道啊 |
| [06:27.017] | 诶，歪果仁也知道 |
| [06:29.185] | 大作家 |
| [06:30.230] | 岳云鹏 |
| [06:31.432] | （咦~~~） |
| [06:44.780] | 诶呀，我的书你没看过？？ |
| [06:53.949] | 没看过啊 |
| [06:55.856] | 他们好些人在那抄，你没看见？ |
| [06:58.338] | 手抄本啊？ |
| [06:59.696] | 你看我那诗情画意的字迹 |
| [07:04.242] | 诶e火，一根两根面条啊这是 |
| [07:06.932] | 好看极了 |
| [07:08.761] | 是么 |
| [07:09.780] | 卖烩面呢我看你在 |
| [07:10.720] | 谁说的 |
| [07:13.019] | 我看那个姿势 |
| [07:16.362] | 大音乐家 |
| [07:17.825] | 岳云鹏 |
| [07:21.770] | 不知道吗？ |
| [07:29.685] | 大科学家 |
| [07:33.237] | 岳云鹏 |
| [07:36.712] | 不知道？ |
| [07:45.384] | （咦~~~~） |
| [07:46.612] | 说什么呢！ |
| [07:49.982] | （哈哈哈哈哈哈啊哈哈哈哈） |
| [07:54.344] | 大骗子 |
| [07:54.815] | 岳云鹏 |
| [07:56.460] | （好哦！！！~~~） |
| [08:00.353] | 大歌唱家 |
| [08:01.241] | 岳云鹏 |
| [08:02.364] | （咦！！~~QAQ） |
| [08:07.510] | 你不知道吗？我唱歌唱的好极了 |
| [08:14.093] | （来一个噻~~~） |
| [08:19.526] | 这么些年我尽研究这些歌曲了 |
| [08:22.060] | 是吗？？？ |
| [08:22.348] | （您研究什么啊？） |
| [08:22.661] | （研究过去与现在） |
| [08:23.184] | 拿这个二十年以前来说 |
| [08:26.658] | 大伙接触的歌曲，民族啊，美声啊，很简单个艺术类型 |
| [08:33.110] | 八十年代以后他就不一样了 |
| [08:35.696] | 摇滚，有个电影叫红高粱 |
| [08:39.458] | 很多人都接受了 |
| [08:45.179] | 现在人认为，好听啊 |
| [08:47.686] | 过去人不这么认为，这什么歌啊，这谁唱的？吃多了吧？ |
| [08:56.829] | 后来又有很多了 |
| [08:59.076] | 什么呀？ |
| [09:00.931] | tongsu，摇滚 |
| [09:04.457] | 流行歌曲 |
| [09:05.032] | 气声唱法 |
| [09:06.286] | 气声？ |
| [09:06.860] | 绵羊音！ |
| [09:10.465] | 海豚音！像这些个艺术类型特别适合80,90后 |
| [09:18.981] | 下面是听力测试（共二十分钟） |
| [09:36.379] | |
| [30:00.189] | 我这之前还跟孙老师说呢 |
| [30:01.966] | 万一你这找不到腔怎么办呢，找不到词怎么办呢 |
| [30:05.910] | 他说，你看这台上那个 |
| [30:07.373] | 然后我心里踏实多了 |
| [30:11.892] | 总比前面强多了 |
| [30:14.322] | 咱再跟大伙讲一个 |
| [30:15.915] | 说什么呢 |
| [30:18.292] | 说些实事儿~ |
| [30:23.046] | 真实的故事 |
| [30:24.483] | 发生在咱们生活当中 |
| [30:26.129] | 说谁呢，说我们后台几个演员 |
| [30:28.532] | 高风，冷怡婷，张一霞和他/她，这四只人 |
| [30:34.253] | 嘿嘿嘿，你们这用只啊 |
| [30:37.466] | 什么? |
| [30:39.086] | 四位！ |
| [30:39.817] | 这四位人，在一个学校上过学 |
| [30:42.116] | 北京市智障二中 |
| [30:43.997] | 这什么破学校 |
| [30:51.442] | 张一霞跟他们不一样 |
| [30:52.617] | 她是一中转过来的 |
| [30:57.998] | （他们）在一个班一个宿舍 |
| [30:59.827] | 经常在一起玩一起聊天 |
| [31:02.465] | 这个老师啊，人家很负责任 |
| [31:04.424] | 经常检查教室检查宿舍 |
| [31:07.011] | 有一会啊，老师去检查宿舍，看看有没有抽烟的有没有喝酒的啊，没检查他们那个宿舍 |
| [31:14.220] | 坏了 |
| [31:14.795] | 怎么了？ |
| [31:15.396] | 闻到一股烟味儿 |
| [31:16.441] | 有人抽烟？！ |
| [31:17.616] | 不知道是哪个同学抽烟了 |
| [31:19.184] | 这不行，这得管！ |
| [31:21.247] | 老师回到办公室，在桌子上翻到一包薯条，把他们四个人喊过来了 |
| [31:28.379] | “过来！” |
| [31:30.077] | 第一个进来的，高风 |
| [31:31.853] | “老师好，找我什么事？” |
| [31:37.731] | 我算是我们同学中比较不错了的吧 |
| [31:40.970] | （就这学校的别吹了啊） |
| [31:44.522] | “高风呐，我问你，抽烟了吗？” |
| [31:50.191] | “没有，老师我没有抽烟，真的” |
| [31:56.669] | “真没有抽烟吗？” |
| [31:58.498] | “奖励你，这有薯条，奖励你薯条吃” |
| [32:03.461] | “谢谢老师” |
| [32:05.891] | 朋友们瞧见了吗？拿薯条有这么拿的吗？ |
| [32:13.257] | “高风，抽烟了吗” |
| [32:15.817] | 抽了 |
| [32:16.444] | “臭不要脸，弄不死你就得了，打！” |
| [32:21.956] | 谢谢老师，出去了 |
| [32:25.247] | （这学校估计真有毛病） |
| [32:27.468] | 出去后，传授经验，告诉那三个同学 |
| [32:30.733] | 第二个进来的 |
| [32:31.856] | 冷怡婷 |
| [32:32.980] | “老师好，老师怎么了？” |
| [32:35.748] | “冷怡婷啊，我问你，抽烟了吗？” |
| [32:38.883] | “没有，老师我不会抽烟，真的” |
| [32:43.533] | “真不会啊？太好了，奖励你，这有薯条，拿个薯条吃” |
| [32:49.672] | “谢谢老师” |
| [32:51.213] | 他捏着薯条 |
| [32:55.210] | “就拿一个啊，再拿一个” |
| [32:59.572] | “谢谢老师” |
| [33:01.427] | ...... |
| [33:03.778] | |
| [33:20.784] | “抽烟了吗？” |
| [33:22.090] | “抽了” |
| [33:22.560] | “臭不要脸，弄不死你就得了，打！” |
| [33:26.557] | “谢谢老师” |
| [33:29.587] | 出去了，出去以后，传授经验告诉张一霞 |
| [33:33.793] | 张一霞进来了 |
| [33:34.472] | “老师” |
| [33:35.908] | “好” |
| [33:36.771] | “我没有抽烟，” |
| [33:39.095] | （不问自答？？？） |
| [33:42.517] | “我没有抽烟，真的” |
| [33:44.790] | “真没有抽烟？好，奖励你。这有薯条拿个薯条吃” |
| [33:51.530] | “谢谢老师” |
| [33:56.310] | “就拿一个啊？再来一个” |
| [33:58.191] | “好嘞” |
| [33:59.497] | “老师味道还不错” |
| [34:03.755] | “别干吃啊，沾点酱！这不有酱嘛” |
| [34:07.700] | “哦” |
| [34:09.058] | 老师一瞧，“你蘸多了” |
| [34:11.722] | ...... |
| [34:12.584] | |
| [34:19.559] | “抽烟了吗？” |
| [34:21.440] | “抽了” |
| [34:21.806] | “臭不要脸，弄不死你就得了，打！” |
| [34:28.284] | “谢谢老师” |
| [34:31.758] | 赶紧传授经验 |
| [34:41.319] | “老师好~我已经好多了~老师~我不会抽烟~因为我在三年级当三好学生已经八年了~我不会抽烟~真不会抽~” |
| [34:59.788] | “太好了，奖励你，这有薯条拿个薯条吃” |
| [35:05.247] | “谢谢老师” |
| [35:08.016] | “就拿一个啊，再拿一个” |
| [35:09.793] | “好勒” |
| [35:13.162] | “沾点酱啊” |
| [35:13.815] | “沾多了” |
| [35:15.984] | “哦” |
| [35:17.394] | 老师一瞧这还不错，就这会功夫，老师大喊了一句 |
| [35:23.141] | “校长来了！” |
| [35:25.074] | 再瞧他 |
| [35:25.884] | ...... |
| [35:27.033] |
| [00:00.326] | guan zhong yi |
| [00:02.991] | guan zhong hao hao hao |
| [00:16.078] | bie qi hong bie qi hong a |
| [00:25.848] | bie nao bie nao |
| [00:29.401] | jie mu yi chang jie zhe yi chang |
| [00:30.681] | |
| [00:31.438] | gang cai dui zhe jie mu shuo liao bu shao le |
| [00:32.744] | ba bao, zan qing yi bu hui wang ji de yi ge ren er, ta gei wang le |
| [00:36.062] | guan zhong hhhh |
| [00:37.473] | wang le hai zhe me hao ne? |
| [00:39.223] | li ge, li lao shi |
| [00:40.581] | shuo de bu cuo |
| [00:41.731] | e, zhe ge, tai shang nan mian you xia ci |
| [00:44.996] | zan xian shuo hao ge, ba zhe ge xia ci gei ni shuo hao ge |
| [00:48.548] | zan xian gen da huo shuo qing chu ge |
| [00:50.847] | na ge shui dou nan mian you xia ci |
| [00:56.594] | er wei xia qu xiu xi xiu xi, zhe chang ba wo men lia ren gei huan shang lai le |
| [01:01.740] | shui da huo jie shao yi xia, wo pang bian de zhe wei wo! |
| [01:04.640] | xx lao shi, shuo xiang sheng de! ei, shi a |
| [01:08.088] | e, jin tian chuan cheng zhe yang ne |
| [01:10.491] | hen xin xian ha |
| [01:14.828] | da pang zi |
| [01:16.500] | gang cai na ge ba bao shuo, zhu zhu zhu ei ei ei ei |
| [01:19.686] | wo jiu heng de huang, zhen de, ni shuo ta jian guo shen me jiao zhu ma? |
| [01:27.210] | xiang hua ma zhe shi |
| [01:30.031] | sun lao shi. shi wo men shuo xiang sheng zhong de zui pang de yi wei |
| [01:33.871] | ni lao shuo ta gan ma |
| [01:35.177] | san bai duo jin |
| [01:36.065] | ni yao ba ta wang le duo hao a |
| [01:38.442] | bu hui wang de, zhe ge ci bu hui wang de |
| [01:41.107] | ei, hao zhang shi jian mei kan zhe wo le ba |
| [01:46.122] | a shi |
| [01:47.115] | a? zhi dao wo zui jin zai mang xie shen me ma |
| [01:51.060] | wo na zhi dao a |
| [01:52.000] | a? |
| [01:52.601] | a? |
| [01:53.620] | zui jin gan ma ne |
| [01:54.664] | kan bu chu lai a? |
| [01:55.553] | zhe na kan de chu lai a |
| [01:57.015] | zui jin wo zai gao yi xie ge yan jiu |
| [01:59.602] | e, nin yan jiu shen me a? |
| [02:01.221] | yan jiu guo qu yu xian zai |
| [02:03.102] | o? zhe ge ke ti shen le a |
| [02:04.931] | xian zai zhei xie ge ren na, gen guo qu ta you you xie ge bu yi yang |
| [02:09.293] | e, zen me bu yi yang |
| [02:09.998] | bi ru shuo zhe ge yi shu fang mian ta jiu bu yi yang |
| [02:12.062] | shi ma? |
| [02:13.316] | guo qu de ren na, kan dong xi, ni bi ru shuo kan wu dao gen guo qu bu yi yang |
| [02:17.365] | xian zai you hen duo wu dao, shen me balei a ang, balei a ei, balei a ? |
| [02:23.922] | zhe yang yi kan ba lei |
| [02:25.567] | ei, jiu shi ba lei |
| [02:26.586] | guo qu ta bu yi yang |
| [02:27.997] | guo qu ta zen me le |
| [02:28.885] | bi ru shuo zhe ge, jianwu, ni kan kan |
| [02:31.837] | jianwu? o, gu dian wu |
| [02:33.535] | dui le, hen shao you ren neng gou kan guo zhe ge wu dao |
| [02:35.494] | shi shi shi shi, jianwu |
| [02:39.908] | wo xiang xiang, zhe ge..... |
| [02:44.297] | xie xie |
| [02:45.734] | nin zhe wu jian sheng you jian |
| [02:48.320] | jainwu |
| [02:49.913] | shi |
| [02:50.749] | hai you na ge, chouziwu |
| [02:51.977] | na shi min zu wu |
| [02:53.283] | ei hongcheng wu |
| [02:54.302] | shua ya |
| [03:01.303] | nin deng deng, nin zhe shi xi zao a zhe shi |
| [03:04.385] | shui xi zao? |
| [03:05.273] | you zhe me shua de ma zhe shi |
| [03:06.684] | shua wu dao ma |
| [03:08.382] | de de de |
| [03:09.975] | zhe dou bu suan, xian dai de ren na, ta zhe shi que shi gen guo qu bu yi yang |
| [03:14.103] | nin shuo |
| [03:15.226] | guo qu, hen duo dong xi shu jia |
| [03:17.185] | wai guo de yi shu jia, bei zan men zhong guo ren man man de xi yin |
| [03:21.417] | a, dou shu zhi |
| [03:22.384] | you zhe me yi wei a |
| [03:23.272] | nin shuo |
| [03:24.630] | wo...., kan ni bu zhi dao bu zhi dao a |
| [03:25.910] | wo, wo dao di zhi bu zhi dao |
| [03:27.216] | bu zhi dao bu zhi dao ba |
| [03:28.340] | shen me bu zhi dao bu zhi dao a |
| [03:29.567] | you zhe me yi wei yi shu jia," sha shi bi ya" |
| [03:34.008] | na shi ju zuo jia |
| [03:36.202] | ju zuo jia? |
| [03:36.829] | wo zhi dao |
| [03:40.068] | bei ke han mu |
| [03:42.028] | a, jiu shi qiu xing |
| [03:48.454] | wu lu mu qi |
| [03:51.876] | zhe shi xin jiang |
| [03:54.018] | zhong guo ren? |
| [03:55.167] | a... shen me?? |
| [03:55.664] | shen me zhong guo ren na, wu lu mu qi shi di ming |
| [03:58.720] | kan lai ni hai zhen... dou zhi dao a |
| [03:59.713] | jiu zhe sa wo hai bu zhi dao a |
| [04:02.116] | da fen qi |
| [04:03.396] | ei, na shi hua jia |
| [04:05.407] | , hua hua? he |
| [04:07.314] | nin bie shen me dou zhe yang xing ma? |
| [04:12.800] | bi jia suo |
| [04:14.263] | , hua jia |
| [04:15.099] | shi ma? |
| [04:18.207] | jiu zhi dao ming |
| [04:24.294] | bei duo fen er |
| [04:25.704] | zi, bei duo fen! yin yue jia |
| [04:30.772] | jiao xiang yue zhi fu |
| [04:32.548] | dui tan gang qin, bei duo fen de gang qin, dan de hao ji le |
| [04:36.806] | bei duo fen, tan gang qin??? |
| [04:38.504] | ei, ni kan, peng you men xian zai jiang, hen duo yan yuan shang tai tan gang qin ang? |
| [04:42.397] | wang na yi zuo, da gang qin, kai shi dan |
| [04:49.267] | huo, hao jia huo |
| [04:50.573] | ei you |
| [04:51.748] | bu hao kan shi shi shi |
| [04:54.100] | ye bu hao ting |
| [04:55.510] | shi bu hao kan |
| [04:56.163] | bei duo fen, bei duo fen dan de hao, da gang qin yu zhong bu tong shi ma??? |
| [05:03.033] | te bie da, na ge jian na |
| [05:05.541] | ??? |
| [05:09.486] | qin jian |
| [05:11.184] | liang zhong yan se |
| [05:12.411] | na liang zhong? |
| [05:16.434] | hei bai a, da yuan le kan, a nai niu! |
| [05:21.397] | mei you, zhe tai ming xian le ba, shi bu shi |
| [05:25.864] | hei bai jian, bei duo fen, dan de hao ji le wo gei ni xue xue a |
| [05:35.007] | tatatang! |
| [05:36.888] | tatatatang! |
| [05:38.429] | tatatatang!! |
| [05:40.310] | tatatatang!!! |
| [05:42.374] | zhe bei duo fen shi tan mian hua de |
| [05:44.568] | shui tan mian hua de? |
| [05:46.945] | nin zhe tatatatang zhe, bu shi tan mian hua me |
| [05:49.113] | ni jian guo tan mian hua de me? |
| [05:50.837] | zhe bu shi tan mian hua de shi shen me ya |
| [05:52.300] | bei duo fen gen ren jia...... |
| [05:58.909] | wai guo de yi shu jia, bei zan men zhong guo ren suo xi yin, zan men zhong guo de yi shu jia ye bei wai guo de ren xi yin le |
| [06:05.518] | e, zhe dou shi liu tong de me |
| [06:06.694] | zhong guo de yi shu jia a |
| [06:08.052] | lao she |
| [06:09.828] | wai guo ren dou zhi dao, da zuo jia shi shi shi |
| [06:13.042] | zhu ming de jing ju biao yan yi shu jia |
| [06:15.758] | mei yan fang |
| [06:18.240] | bu bu bu, mei lan fang |
| [06:21.897] | dui mei lan fang |
| [06:24.248] | mei yan fang zhi dao ma? |
| [06:25.659] | dou zhi dao a |
| [06:27.017] | ei, wai guo ren ye zhi dao |
| [06:29.185] | da zuo jia |
| [06:30.230] | yue yun peng |
| [06:31.432] | yi |
| [06:44.780] | ei ya, wo de shu ni mei kan guo?? |
| [06:53.949] | mei kan guo a |
| [06:55.856] | ta men hao xie ren zai na chao, ni mei kan jian? |
| [06:58.338] | shou chao ben a? |
| [06:59.696] | ni kan wo na shi qing hua yi de zi ji |
| [07:04.242] | ei e huo, yi gen liang gen mian tiao a zhe shi |
| [07:06.932] | hao kan ji le |
| [07:08.761] | shi me |
| [07:09.780] | mai hui mian ne wo kan ni zai |
| [07:10.720] | shui shuo de |
| [07:13.019] | wo kan na ge zi shi |
| [07:16.362] | da yin yue jia |
| [07:17.825] | yue yun peng |
| [07:21.770] | bu zhi dao ma? |
| [07:29.685] | da ke xue jia |
| [07:33.237] | yue yun peng |
| [07:36.712] | bu zhi dao? |
| [07:45.384] | yi |
| [07:46.612] | shuo shi mo ne! |
| [07:49.982] | ha ha ha ha ha ha a ha ha ha ha |
| [07:54.344] | da pian zi |
| [07:54.815] | yue yun peng |
| [07:56.460] | hao o!!! |
| [08:00.353] | da ge chang jia |
| [08:01.241] | yue yun peng |
| [08:02.364] | yi!! QAQ |
| [08:07.510] | ni bu zhi dao ma? wo chang ge chang de hao ji le |
| [08:14.093] | lai yi ge sai |
| [08:19.526] | zhe me xie nian wo jin yan jiu zhei xie ge qu le |
| [08:22.060] | shi ma??? |
| [08:22.348] | nin yan jiu shen me a? |
| [08:22.661] | yan jiu guo qu yu xian zai |
| [08:23.184] | na zhe ge er shi nian yi qian lai shuo |
| [08:26.658] | da huo jie chu de ge qu, min zu a, mei sheng a, hen jian dan ge yi shu lei xing |
| [08:33.110] | ba shi nian dai yi hou ta jiu bu yi yang le |
| [08:35.696] | yao gun, you ge dian ying jiao hong gao liang |
| [08:39.458] | hen duo ren dou jie shou le |
| [08:45.179] | xian zai ren ren wei, hao ting a |
| [08:47.686] | guo qu ren bu zhe me ren wei, zhe shen me ge a, zhe shui chang de? chi duo le ba? |
| [08:56.829] | hou lai you you hen duo le |
| [08:59.076] | shen me ya? |
| [09:00.931] | tongsu, yao gun |
| [09:04.457] | liu xing ge qu |
| [09:05.032] | qi sheng chang fa |
| [09:06.286] | qi sheng? |
| [09:06.860] | mian yang yin! |
| [09:10.465] | hai tun yin! xiang zhei xie ge yi shu lei xing te bie shi he 80, 90 hou |
| [09:18.981] | xia mian shi ting li ce shi gong er shi fen zhong |
| [09:36.379] | |
| [30:00.189] | wo zhe zhi qian hai gen sun lao shi shuo ne |
| [30:01.966] | wan yi ni zhe zhao bu dao qiang zen me ban ne, zhao bu dao ci zen me ban ne |
| [30:05.910] | ta shuo, ni kan zhe tai shang na ge |
| [30:07.373] | ran hou wo xin li ta shi duo le |
| [30:11.892] | zong bi qian mian qiang duo le |
| [30:14.322] | zan zai gen da huo jiang yi ge |
| [30:15.915] | shuo shi mo ne |
| [30:18.292] | shuo xie shi shi er |
| [30:23.046] | zhen shi de gu shi |
| [30:24.483] | fa sheng zai zan men sheng huo dang zhong |
| [30:26.129] | shuo shui ne, shuo wo men hou tai ji ge yan yuan |
| [30:28.532] | gao feng, leng yi ting, zhang yi xia he ta ta, zhe si zhi ren |
| [30:34.253] | hei hei hei, ni men zhe yong zhi a |
| [30:37.466] | shen me? |
| [30:39.086] | si wei! |
| [30:39.817] | zhe si wei ren, zai yi ge xue xiao shang guo xue |
| [30:42.116] | bei jing shi zhi zhang er zhong |
| [30:43.997] | zhe shen me po xue xiao |
| [30:51.442] | zhang yi xia gen ta men bu yi yang |
| [30:52.617] | ta shi yi zhong zhuan guo lai de |
| [30:57.998] | ta men zai yi ge ban yi ge su she |
| [30:59.827] | jing chang zai yi qi wan yi qi liao tian |
| [31:02.465] | zhe ge lao shi a, ren jia hen fu ze ren |
| [31:04.424] | jing chang jian cha jiao shi jian cha su she |
| [31:07.011] | you yi hui a, lao shi qu jian cha su she, kan kan you mei you chou yan de you mei you he jiu de a, mei jian cha ta men na ge su she |
| [31:14.220] | huai le |
| [31:14.795] | zen me le? |
| [31:15.396] | wen dao yi gu yan wei r |
| [31:16.441] | you ren chou yan?! |
| [31:17.616] | bu zhi dao shi nei ge tong xue chou yan le |
| [31:19.184] | zhe bu xing, zhe de guan! |
| [31:21.247] | lao shi hui dao ban gong shi, zai zhuo zi shang fan dao yi bao shu tiao, ba ta men si ge ren han guo lai le |
| [31:28.379] | " guo lai!" |
| [31:30.077] | di yi ge jin lai de, gao feng |
| [31:31.853] | " lao shi hao, zhao wo shen me shi?" |
| [31:37.731] | wo suan shi wo men tong xue zhong bi jiao bu cuo le de ba |
| [31:40.970] | jiu zhe xue xiao de bie chui le a |
| [31:44.522] | " gao feng na, wo wen ni, chou yan le ma?" |
| [31:50.191] | " mei you, lao shi wo mei you chou yan, zhen de" |
| [31:56.669] | " zhen mei you chou yan ma?" |
| [31:58.498] | " jiang li ni, zhe you shu tiao, jiang li ni shu tiao chi" |
| [32:03.461] | " xie xie lao shi" |
| [32:05.891] | peng you men qiao jian le ma? na shu tiao you zhe me na de ma? |
| [32:13.257] | " gao feng, chou yan le ma" |
| [32:15.817] | chou le |
| [32:16.444] | " chou bu yao lian, nong bu si ni jiu de le, da!" |
| [32:21.956] | xie xie lao shi, chu qu le |
| [32:25.247] | zhe xue xiao gu ji zhen you mao bing |
| [32:27.468] | chu qu hou, chuan shou jing yan, gao su na san ge tong xue |
| [32:30.733] | di er ge jin lai de |
| [32:31.856] | leng yi ting |
| [32:32.980] | " lao shi hao, lao shi zen me le?" |
| [32:35.748] | " leng yi ting a, wo wen ni, chou yan le ma?" |
| [32:38.883] | " mei you, lao shi wo bu hui chou yan, zhen de" |
| [32:43.533] | " zhen bu hui a? tai hao le, jiang li ni, zhe you shu tiao, na ge shu tiao chi" |
| [32:49.672] | " xie xie lao shi" |
| [32:51.213] | ta nie zhe shu tiao |
| [32:55.210] | " jiu na yi ge a, zai na yi ge" |
| [32:59.572] | " xie xie lao shi" |
| [33:01.427] | ...... |
| [33:03.778] | |
| [33:20.784] | " chou yan le ma?" |
| [33:22.090] | " chou le" |
| [33:22.560] | " chou bu yao lian, nong bu si ni jiu de le, da!" |
| [33:26.557] | " xie xie lao shi" |
| [33:29.587] | chu qu le, chu qu yi hou, chuan shou jing yan gao su zhang yi xia |
| [33:33.793] | zhang yi xia jin lai le |
| [33:34.472] | " lao shi" |
| [33:35.908] | " hao" |
| [33:36.771] | " wo mei you chou yan," |
| [33:39.095] | bu wen zi da??? |
| [33:42.517] | " wo mei you chou yan, zhen de" |
| [33:44.790] | " zhen mei you chou yan? hao, jiang li ni. zhe you shu tiao na ge shu tiao chi" |
| [33:51.530] | " xie xie lao shi" |
| [33:56.310] | " jiu na yi ge a? zai lai yi ge" |
| [33:58.191] | " hao lei" |
| [33:59.497] | " lao shi wei dao hai bu cuo" |
| [34:03.755] | " bie gan chi a, zhan dian jiang! zhe bu you jiang ma" |
| [34:07.700] | " o" |
| [34:09.058] | lao shi yi qiao," ni zhan duo le" |
| [34:11.722] | ...... |
| [34:12.584] | |
| [34:19.559] | " chou yan le ma?" |
| [34:21.440] | " chou le" |
| [34:21.806] | " chou bu yao lian, nong bu si ni jiu de le, da!" |
| [34:28.284] | " xie xie lao shi" |
| [34:31.758] | gan jin chuan shou jing yan |
| [34:41.319] | " lao shi hao wo yi jing hao duo le lao shi wo bu hui chou yan yin wei wo zai san nian ji dang san hao xue sheng yi jing ba nian le wo bu hui chou yan zhen bu hui chou" |
| [34:59.788] | " tai hao le, jiang li ni, zhe you shu tiao na ge shu tiao chi" |
| [35:05.247] | " xie xie lao shi" |
| [35:08.016] | " jiu na yi ge a, zai na yi ge" |
| [35:09.793] | " hao lei" |
| [35:13.162] | " zhan dian jiang a" |
| [35:13.815] | " zhan duo le" |
| [35:15.984] | " o" |
| [35:17.394] | lao shi yi qiao zhe hai bu cuo, jiu zhe hui gong fu, lao shi da han le yi ju |
| [35:23.141] | " xiao zhang lai le!" |
| [35:25.074] | zai qiao ta |
| [35:25.884] | ...... |
| [35:27.033] |
| [00:00.326] | guān zhòng yí |
| [00:02.991] | guān zhòng hǎo hǎo hǎo |
| [00:16.078] | bié qǐ hòng bié qǐ hòng a |
| [00:25.848] | bié nào bié nào |
| [00:29.401] | jié mù yī chǎng jiē zhe yī chǎng |
| [00:30.681] | |
| [00:31.438] | gāng cái duì zhe jié mù shuō liǎo bù shǎo le |
| [00:32.744] | bā bǎo, zán qīng yì bú huì wàng jì de yí ge rén ér, tā gěi wàng le |
| [00:36.062] | guān zhòng hhhh |
| [00:37.473] | wàng le hái zhè me hǎo ne? |
| [00:39.223] | lǐ gē, lǐ lǎo shī |
| [00:40.581] | shuō de bù cuò |
| [00:41.731] | è, zhè gè, tái shàng nán miǎn yǒu xiá cī |
| [00:44.996] | zán xiān shuō hǎo gē, bǎ zhè gè xiá cī gěi nǐ shuō hǎo gē |
| [00:48.548] | zán xiān gēn dà huǒ shuō qīng chǔ gē |
| [00:50.847] | nà gè shuí dōu nán miǎn yǒu xiá cī |
| [00:56.594] | èr wèi xià qù xiū xī xiū xī, zhè chǎng bǎ wǒ men liǎ rén gěi huàn shàng lái le |
| [01:01.740] | shuí dà huǒ jiè shào yī xià, wǒ páng biān de zhè wèi wǒ! |
| [01:04.640] | xx lǎo shī, shuō xiàng sheng de! éi, shì a |
| [01:08.088] | è, jīn tiān chuān chéng zhè yàng ne |
| [01:10.491] | hěn xīn xiān hā |
| [01:14.828] | dà pàng zi |
| [01:16.500] | gāng cái nà gè bā bǎo shuō, zhū zhū zhū éi éi éi éi |
| [01:19.686] | wǒ jiù heng dé huāng, zhēn de, nǐ shuō tā jiàn guò shén me jiào zhū ma? |
| [01:27.210] | xiàng huà ma zhè shì |
| [01:30.031] | sun lǎo shī. shì wǒ men shuō xiàng sheng zhōng de zuì pàng de yī wèi |
| [01:33.871] | nǐ lǎo shuō tā gàn ma |
| [01:35.177] | sān bǎi duō jīn |
| [01:36.065] | nǐ yào bǎ tā wàng le duō hǎo a |
| [01:38.442] | bú huì wàng de, zhè gè cí bú huì wàng de |
| [01:41.107] | éi, hǎo zhǎng shí jiān méi kàn zhe wǒ le ba |
| [01:46.122] | a shì |
| [01:47.115] | a? zhī dào wǒ zuì jìn zài máng xiē shén me ma |
| [01:51.060] | wǒ nǎ zhī dào a |
| [01:52.000] | a? |
| [01:52.601] | a? |
| [01:53.620] | zuì jìn gàn ma ne |
| [01:54.664] | kàn bu chū lái a? |
| [01:55.553] | zhè nǎ kàn de chū lái a |
| [01:57.015] | zuì jìn wǒ zài gǎo yī xiē gè yán jiū |
| [01:59.602] | è, nín yán jiū shén me a? |
| [02:01.221] | yán jiū guò qù yǔ xiàn zài |
| [02:03.102] | ó? zhè gè kè tí shēn le a |
| [02:04.931] | xiàn zài zhèi xiē gè rén nà, gēn guò qù tā yòu yǒu xiē gè bù yí yàng |
| [02:09.293] | è, zěn me bù yí yàng |
| [02:09.998] | bǐ rú shuō zhè gè yì shù fāng miàn tā jiù bù yí yàng |
| [02:12.062] | shì ma? |
| [02:13.316] | guò qù de rén nà, kàn dōng xī, nǐ bǐ rú shuō kàn wǔ dǎo gēn guò qù bù yí yàng |
| [02:17.365] | xiàn zài yǒu hěn duō wǔ dǎo, shén me balei a áng, balei a éi, balei a ? |
| [02:23.922] | zhè yàng yī kàn bā lěi |
| [02:25.567] | éi, jiù shì bā lěi |
| [02:26.586] | guò qù tā bù yí yàng |
| [02:27.997] | guò qù tā zěn me le |
| [02:28.885] | bǐ rú shuō zhè gè, jianwu, nǐ kàn kàn |
| [02:31.837] | jianwu? ó, gǔ diǎn wǔ |
| [02:33.535] | duì le, hěn shǎo yǒu rén néng gòu kàn guò zhè gè wǔ dǎo |
| [02:35.494] | shì shì shì shì, jianwu |
| [02:39.908] | wǒ xiǎng xiǎng, zhè gè..... |
| [02:44.297] | xiè xiè |
| [02:45.734] | nín zhè wú jian shèng yǒu jian |
| [02:48.320] | jainwu |
| [02:49.913] | shì |
| [02:50.749] | hái yǒu nà gè, chouziwu |
| [02:51.977] | nà shi mín zú wǔ |
| [02:53.283] | éi hongcheng wǔ |
| [02:54.302] | shuǎ ya |
| [03:01.303] | nín děng děng, nín zhè shì xǐ zǎo a zhè shì |
| [03:04.385] | shuí xǐ zǎo? |
| [03:05.273] | yǒu zhè me shuǎ de ma zhè shì |
| [03:06.684] | shuǎ wǔ dǎo ma |
| [03:08.382] | de de dé |
| [03:09.975] | zhè dōu bù suàn, xiàn dài de rén nà, tā zhè shì què shí gēn guò qù bù yí yàng |
| [03:14.103] | nín shuō |
| [03:15.226] | guò qù, hěn duō dōng xī shǔ jiā |
| [03:17.185] | wài guó de yì shù jiā, bèi zán men zhōng guó rén màn màn de xī yǐn |
| [03:21.417] | a, dōu shú zhī |
| [03:22.384] | yǒu zhè me yī wèi a |
| [03:23.272] | nín shuō |
| [03:24.630] | wǒ...., kàn nǐ bù zhī dào bù zhī dào a |
| [03:25.910] | wǒ, wǒ dào dǐ zhī bù zhī dào |
| [03:27.216] | bù zhī dào bù zhī dào ba |
| [03:28.340] | shén me bù zhī dào bù zhī dào a |
| [03:29.567] | yǒu zhè me yī wèi yì shù jiā," shā shì bǐ yà" |
| [03:34.008] | nà shi jù zuò jiā |
| [03:36.202] | jù zuò jiā? |
| [03:36.829] | wǒ zhī dào |
| [03:40.068] | bèi kè hàn mǔ |
| [03:42.028] | a, jiù shì qiú xīng |
| [03:48.454] | wū lǔ mù qí |
| [03:51.876] | zhè shì xīn jiāng |
| [03:54.018] | zhōng guó rén? |
| [03:55.167] | a... shén me?? |
| [03:55.664] | shén me zhōng guó rén nà, wū lǔ mù qí shì dì míng |
| [03:58.720] | kàn lái nǐ hái zhēn... dōu zhī dào a |
| [03:59.713] | jiù zhè sā wǒ hái bù zhī dào a |
| [04:02.116] | dá fēn qí |
| [04:03.396] | éi, nà shi huà jiā |
| [04:05.407] | , huà huà? he |
| [04:07.314] | nín bié shén me dōu zhè yàng xíng ma? |
| [04:12.800] | bì jiā suǒ |
| [04:14.263] | , huà jiā |
| [04:15.099] | shì ma? |
| [04:18.207] | jiù zhī dào míng |
| [04:24.294] | bèi duō fēn ér |
| [04:25.704] | zī, bèi duō fēn! yīn yuè jiā |
| [04:30.772] | jiāo xiǎng yuè zhī fù |
| [04:32.548] | duì tán gāng qín, bèi duō fēn de gāng qín, dàn de hǎo jí le |
| [04:36.806] | bèi duō fēn, tán gāng qín??? |
| [04:38.504] | éi, nǐ kàn, péng yǒu men xiàn zài jiǎng, hěn duō yǎn yuán shàng tái tán gāng qín áng? |
| [04:42.397] | wǎng nà yī zuò, dà gāng qín, kāi shǐ dàn |
| [04:49.267] | huò, hǎo jiā huo |
| [04:50.573] | éi yōu |
| [04:51.748] | bù hǎo kàn shì shì shì |
| [04:54.100] | yě bù hǎo tīng |
| [04:55.510] | shì bù hǎo kàn |
| [04:56.163] | bèi duō fēn, bèi duō fēn dàn dé hǎo, dà gāng qín yǔ zhòng bù tóng shì ma??? |
| [05:03.033] | tè bié dà, nà gè jiàn nà |
| [05:05.541] | ??? |
| [05:09.486] | qín jiàn |
| [05:11.184] | liǎng zhǒng yán sè |
| [05:12.411] | nǎ liǎng zhǒng? |
| [05:16.434] | hēi bái a, dǎ yuǎn le kàn, ā nǎi niú! |
| [05:21.397] | méi yǒu, zhè tài míng xiǎn le ba, shì bú shì |
| [05:25.864] | hēi bái jiàn, bèi duō fēn, dàn de hǎo jí le wǒ gěi nǐ xué xué a |
| [05:35.007] | tatatang! |
| [05:36.888] | tatatatang! |
| [05:38.429] | tatatatang!! |
| [05:40.310] | tatatatang!!! |
| [05:42.374] | zhè bèi duō fēn shì tán mián huā de |
| [05:44.568] | shuí tán mián huā de? |
| [05:46.945] | nín zhè tatatatang zhè, bú shì tán mián huā me |
| [05:49.113] | nǐ jiàn guò tán mián huā de me? |
| [05:50.837] | zhè bú shì tán mián huā de shì shén me ya |
| [05:52.300] | bèi duō fēn gēn rén jiā...... |
| [05:58.909] | wài guó de yì shù jiā, bèi zán men zhōng guó rén suǒ xī yǐn, zán men zhōng guó de yì shù jiā yě bèi wài guó de rén xī yǐn le |
| [06:05.518] | è, zhè dōu shì liú tōng de me |
| [06:06.694] | zhōng guó de yì shù jiā a |
| [06:08.052] | lǎo shě |
| [06:09.828] | wāi guǒ rén dōu zhī dào, dà zuò jiā shì shì shì |
| [06:13.042] | zhù míng de jīng jù biǎo yǎn yì shù jiā |
| [06:15.758] | méi yàn fāng |
| [06:18.240] | bù bù bù, méi lán fāng |
| [06:21.897] | duì méi lán fāng |
| [06:24.248] | méi yàn fāng zhī dào ma? |
| [06:25.659] | dōu zhī dào a |
| [06:27.017] | éi, wāi guǒ rén yě zhī dào |
| [06:29.185] | dà zuò jiā |
| [06:30.230] | yuè yún péng |
| [06:31.432] | yí |
| [06:44.780] | éi ya, wǒ de shū nǐ méi kàn guò?? |
| [06:53.949] | méi kàn guò a |
| [06:55.856] | tā men hǎo xiē rén zài nà chāo, nǐ méi kàn jiàn? |
| [06:58.338] | shǒu chāo běn a? |
| [06:59.696] | nǐ kàn wǒ nà shī qíng huà yì de zì jī |
| [07:04.242] | éi e huǒ, yī gēn liǎng gēn miàn tiáo a zhè shì |
| [07:06.932] | hǎo kàn jí le |
| [07:08.761] | shì me |
| [07:09.780] | mài huì miàn ne wǒ kàn nǐ zài |
| [07:10.720] | shuí shuō de |
| [07:13.019] | wǒ kàn nà gè zī shì |
| [07:16.362] | dà yīn yuè jiā |
| [07:17.825] | yuè yún péng |
| [07:21.770] | bù zhī dào ma? |
| [07:29.685] | dà kē xué jiā |
| [07:33.237] | yuè yún péng |
| [07:36.712] | bù zhī dào? |
| [07:45.384] | yí |
| [07:46.612] | shuō shí mǒ ne! |
| [07:49.982] | hā hā hā hā hā hā ā hā hā hā hā |
| [07:54.344] | dà piàn zi |
| [07:54.815] | yuè yún péng |
| [07:56.460] | hǎo ó!!! |
| [08:00.353] | dà gē chàng jiā |
| [08:01.241] | yuè yún péng |
| [08:02.364] | yí!! QAQ |
| [08:07.510] | nǐ bù zhī dào ma? wǒ chàng gē chàng de hǎo jí le |
| [08:14.093] | lái yí gè sāi |
| [08:19.526] | zhè me xiē nián wǒ jǐn yán jiū zhèi xiē gē qǔ le |
| [08:22.060] | shì ma??? |
| [08:22.348] | nín yán jiū shén me a? |
| [08:22.661] | yán jiū guò qù yǔ xiàn zài |
| [08:23.184] | ná zhè gè èr shí nián yǐ qián lái shuō |
| [08:26.658] | dà huǒ jiē chù de gē qǔ, mín zú a, měi shēng a, hěn jiǎn dān ge yì shù lèi xíng |
| [08:33.110] | bā shí nián dài yǐ hòu tā jiù bù yí yàng le |
| [08:35.696] | yáo gǔn, yǒu gè diàn yǐng jiào hóng gāo liáng |
| [08:39.458] | hěn duō rén dōu jiē shòu le |
| [08:45.179] | xiàn zài rén rèn wéi, hǎo tīng a |
| [08:47.686] | guò qù rén bù zhè me rèn wéi, zhè shén me gē a, zhè shuí chàng de? chī duō le ba? |
| [08:56.829] | hòu lái yòu yǒu hěn duō le |
| [08:59.076] | shén me ya? |
| [09:00.931] | tongsu, yáo gǔn |
| [09:04.457] | liú xíng gē qǔ |
| [09:05.032] | qì shēng chàng fǎ |
| [09:06.286] | qì shēng? |
| [09:06.860] | mián yáng yīn! |
| [09:10.465] | hǎi tún yīn! xiàng zhèi xiē gè yì shù lèi xíng tè bié shì hé 80, 90 hòu |
| [09:18.981] | xià miàn shì tīng lì cè shì gòng èr shí fēn zhōng |
| [09:36.379] | |
| [30:00.189] | wǒ zhè zhī qián hái gēn sūn lǎo shī shuō ne |
| [30:01.966] | wàn yī nǐ zhè zhǎo bu dào qiāng zěn me bàn ne, zhǎo bu dào cí zěn me bàn ne |
| [30:05.910] | tā shuō, nǐ kàn zhè tái shàng nà gè |
| [30:07.373] | rán hòu wǒ xīn li tā shi duō le |
| [30:11.892] | zǒng bǐ qián miàn qiáng duō le |
| [30:14.322] | zán zài gēn dà huǒ jiǎng yí gè |
| [30:15.915] | shuō shí mǒ ne |
| [30:18.292] | shuō xiē shí shì ér |
| [30:23.046] | zhēn shí de gù shì |
| [30:24.483] | fā shēng zài zán men shēng huó dāng zhōng |
| [30:26.129] | shuō shuí ne, shuō wǒ men hòu tái jǐ gè yǎn yuán |
| [30:28.532] | gāo fēng, lěng yí tíng, zhāng yī xiá hé tā tā, zhè sì zhǐ rén |
| [30:34.253] | hēi hēi hēi, nǐ men zhè yòng zhǐ a |
| [30:37.466] | shén me? |
| [30:39.086] | sì wèi! |
| [30:39.817] | zhè sì wèi rén, zài yí gè xué xiào shàng guò xué |
| [30:42.116] | běi jīng shì zhì zhàng èr zhōng |
| [30:43.997] | zhè shén me pò xué xiào |
| [30:51.442] | zhāng yī xiá gēn tā men bù yí yàng |
| [30:52.617] | tā shì yī zhōng zhuǎn guò lái de |
| [30:57.998] | tā men zài yí gè bān yí gè sù shè |
| [30:59.827] | jīng cháng zài yì qǐ wán yì qǐ liáo tiān |
| [31:02.465] | zhè gè lǎo shī a, rén jiā hěn fù zé rèn |
| [31:04.424] | jīng cháng jiǎn chá jiào shì jiǎn chá sù shè |
| [31:07.011] | yǒu yī huì a, lǎo shī qù jiǎn chá sù shè, kàn kàn yǒu méi yǒu chōu yān de yǒu méi yǒu hē jiǔ de a, méi jiǎn chá tā men nà gè sù shè |
| [31:14.220] | huài le |
| [31:14.795] | zěn me le? |
| [31:15.396] | wén dào yī gǔ yān wèi r |
| [31:16.441] | yǒu rén chōu yān?! |
| [31:17.616] | bù zhī dào shì něi gè tóng xué chōu yān le |
| [31:19.184] | zhè bù xíng, zhè dé guǎn! |
| [31:21.247] | lǎo shī huí dào bàn gōng shì, zài zhuō zi shàng fān dào yī bāo shǔ tiáo, bǎ tā men sì gè rén hǎn guò lái le |
| [31:28.379] | " guò lái!" |
| [31:30.077] | dì yí gè jìn lái de, gāo fēng |
| [31:31.853] | " lǎo shī hǎo, zhǎo wǒ shén me shì?" |
| [31:37.731] | wǒ suàn shì wǒ men tóng xué zhōng bǐ jiào bù cuò le de ba |
| [31:40.970] | jiù zhè xué xiào de bié chuī le a |
| [31:44.522] | " gāo fēng nà, wǒ wèn nǐ, chōu yān le ma?" |
| [31:50.191] | " méi yǒu, lǎo shī wǒ méi yǒu chōu yān, zhēn de" |
| [31:56.669] | " zhēn méi yǒu chōu yān ma?" |
| [31:58.498] | " jiǎng lì nǐ, zhè yǒu shǔ tiáo, jiǎng lì nǐ shǔ tiáo chī" |
| [32:03.461] | " xiè xiè lǎo shī" |
| [32:05.891] | péng yǒu men qiáo jiàn le ma? ná shǔ tiáo yǒu zhè me ná de ma? |
| [32:13.257] | " gāo fēng, chōu yān le ma" |
| [32:15.817] | chōu le |
| [32:16.444] | " chòu bú yào liǎn, nòng bù sǐ nǐ jiù dé le, dǎ!" |
| [32:21.956] | xiè xiè lǎo shī, chū qù le |
| [32:25.247] | zhè xué xiào gū jì zhēn yǒu máo bìng |
| [32:27.468] | chū qù hòu, chuán shòu jīng yàn, gào sù nà sān ge tóng xué |
| [32:30.733] | dì èr gè jìn lái de |
| [32:31.856] | lěng yí tíng |
| [32:32.980] | " lǎo shī hǎo, lǎo shī zěn me le?" |
| [32:35.748] | " lěng yí tíng a, wǒ wèn nǐ, chōu yān le ma?" |
| [32:38.883] | " méi yǒu, lǎo shī wǒ bú huì chōu yān, zhēn de" |
| [32:43.533] | " zhēn bú huì a? tài hǎo le, jiǎng lì nǐ, zhè yǒu shǔ tiáo, ná gè shǔ tiáo chī" |
| [32:49.672] | " xiè xiè lǎo shī" |
| [32:51.213] | tā niē zhe shǔ tiáo |
| [32:55.210] | " jiù ná yí gè a, zài ná yí gè" |
| [32:59.572] | " xiè xiè lǎo shī" |
| [33:01.427] | ...... |
| [33:03.778] | |
| [33:20.784] | " chōu yān le ma?" |
| [33:22.090] | " chōu le" |
| [33:22.560] | " chòu bú yào liǎn, nòng bù sǐ nǐ jiù dé le, dǎ!" |
| [33:26.557] | " xiè xiè lǎo shī" |
| [33:29.587] | chū qù le, chū qù yǐ hòu, chuán shòu jīng yàn gào sù zhāng yī xiá |
| [33:33.793] | zhāng yī xiá jìn lái le |
| [33:34.472] | " lǎo shī" |
| [33:35.908] | " hǎo" |
| [33:36.771] | " wǒ méi yǒu chōu yān," |
| [33:39.095] | bù wèn zì dá??? |
| [33:42.517] | " wǒ méi yǒu chōu yān, zhēn de" |
| [33:44.790] | " zhēn méi yǒu chōu yān? hǎo, jiǎng lì nǐ. zhè yǒu shǔ tiáo ná gè shǔ tiáo chī" |
| [33:51.530] | " xiè xiè lǎo shī" |
| [33:56.310] | " jiù ná yí gè a? zài lái yí gè" |
| [33:58.191] | " hǎo lei" |
| [33:59.497] | " lǎo shī wèi dào hái bù cuò" |
| [34:03.755] | " bié gàn chī a, zhān diǎn jiàng! zhè bù yǒu jiàng ma" |
| [34:07.700] | " ó" |
| [34:09.058] | lǎo shī yī qiáo," nǐ zhàn duō le" |
| [34:11.722] | ...... |
| [34:12.584] | |
| [34:19.559] | " chōu yān le ma?" |
| [34:21.440] | " chōu le" |
| [34:21.806] | " chòu bú yào liǎn, nòng bù sǐ nǐ jiù dé le, dǎ!" |
| [34:28.284] | " xiè xiè lǎo shī" |
| [34:31.758] | gǎn jǐn chuán shòu jīng yàn |
| [34:41.319] | " lǎo shī hǎo wǒ yǐ jīng hǎo duō le lǎo shī wǒ bú huì chōu yān yīn wèi wǒ zài sān nián jí dāng sān hào xué shēng yǐ jīng bā nián le wǒ bú huì chōu yān zhēn bú huì chōu" |
| [34:59.788] | " tài hǎo le, jiǎng lì nǐ, zhè yǒu shǔ tiáo ná gè shǔ tiáo chī" |
| [35:05.247] | " xiè xiè lǎo shī" |
| [35:08.016] | " jiù ná yí gè a, zài ná yí gè" |
| [35:09.793] | " hǎo lēi" |
| [35:13.162] | " zhān diǎn jiàng a" |
| [35:13.815] | " zhān duō le" |
| [35:15.984] | " ó" |
| [35:17.394] | lǎo shī yī qiáo zhè hái bù cuò, jiù zhè huì gōng fū, lǎo shī dà hǎn le yī jù |
| [35:23.141] | " xiào zhǎng lái le!" |
| [35:25.074] | zài qiáo tā |
| [35:25.884] | ...... |
| [35:27.033] |
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